Get a macbook and begin coding in Starbucks. Know nothing but ruby on rails, hipster javascript frameworks and webdev. If you need to implement a simple algorithm like fizzbuzz add an extra fucking dependency with one function only.

>>53901556

join #KarlieKlossKodingKlub

charge $1000 for web layouts and call it 'art'

>>53901624
This

>>53901556
But you also have to talk the talk:

> "Apple has always made hardware superior to Windows machines, but Windows 10 has all the programs I need to succeed."
> "Google offered me a job as a lead dev on one of their new projects, but I said no because I value my freedom"
> "tumblr's layout looks good from a visual standpoint, but it's terribly disorganized. Which is why I'm working on a way to improve it. Trust me man, it will change the way we blog and post forever."
> "an algorithm? Oh ya I make plenty of those. But I don't like doing it that much because it requires some hefty math, and ya know, that takes time."
> " it can be stressful when you're a dev, especially when you have to deal with 4+ modules."
> "I don't like to leave comments bc I feel like it disrupts my workflow."
> "I don't really plan out my projects. Well actually I kinda do; I write down some ideas and draw some pictures, but I leave out the details. I feel like the smaller details will come to me in the moment."

>>53902788

This is beautiful.

>>53901556
Start sucking dicks. Never stop

contribute to golang, ruby, and node projects on github
go to meetups
use a mac
make sure to put hours in a starbucks
always assert your opinions on hackernews
dont forget to blog about your success and failures with MongoDB