What's the cutest programming language?

C++

https://github.com/4Lang/4

Microsoft Visual Basic

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>>53890977
Choose.

int word_ct(const char *input)
{
    size_t len = strlen(input);
    char *tmp = (char *) malloc(sizeof(char) * len + 1);
    strcpy(tmp, input);

    int count = 0;
    char *tok = strtok(tmp, " ");
    while (tok != NULL)
    {
        count++;
        tok = strtok(NULL, " ");
    }
    free(tmp);
    return count;
}

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2rq4Plw-kk

>>53891812
snek

Ruby

>>53891812

I was already going to vouch for Scala and Ruby, and this image makes me feel even more strongly.

>>53891812
>JavaScript is hot in this image (dem leggings unf)
>actual language is a fucking abomination of nonsensical type handling

>>53891812
Why is shell leaning on a jumbotron?

>>53892157
Why is she 12 kg when she is 12cm?

>>53892448
*60 cm

>>53891719
ugly

>>53890977
C+=
http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/C_Plus_Equality

Lua or Ruby

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>>53890977

>>53894099
My Nigga

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>>53891812
Rubi is the cutest by far senpai.
Besides I have always loved redheads.

>>53891812
>no lisp
Parens are cute!

>>53890977
Probably Lua, but I always found Python to be cute. Not the best language in general but cute nonetheless.