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GPU Conf - Nvidia Keynote speech9am PThttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbhh


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GPU Conf - Nvidia Keynote speech

9am PT

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
http://www.gputechconf.com/
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Hopefully not too much bullshit about their car shit
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>>53880507
Will there be pork shoulders?
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whats the time over there? how long till it starts
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>>53880557
25mins
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>>53880557

In 25 mins or so.
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Inb4 they show off Maxwell as if it was Pascal like last time
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what sort of proprietary tech for amd to get salty about will they announce this time
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>>53880582

Butthurt Works - dynamically drop AMD GPU users' FPS for all supported games.
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Also being streamed on the /nvidia twitch
Hasn't started so can't tell which is faster yet
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>>53880690
I'll go on twitch just for the cancer chat
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memories
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IT'S HAPPENING
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Nvidia can't afford music?
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is the stream live yet
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>>53880914
WEEBCAST WILL BEGIN SHORTLY...
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>9:04
>stream hasn't started yet

blunder of the century
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Based on the spinning graphic starting, Twitch stream is a good bit ahead of Ustream
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>>53880955
it begins
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STARTING
USE TWITCH
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HERE WE GO
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>>53880985

Ustream is a second ahead. :^)
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IT'S HAPPENING
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aspect raito

also
>...and wins
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>dat pathetic intro
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Why does Jensen always wear the same fucking leather jacket in his keynotes
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Who's scientist name is gonna be used to market another overpriced card?
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I hope there's 2 hours of cars.
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Uh oh, there went the spaghettios
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im already cringing
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Why--- is he talking ---- so slow?
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>am i bakc there?
wtf was that?
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>>53881021
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
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>>53881034
for same reason jobs wore a turtleneck or zuckerberg wears a hoodie
it's like a uniform
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i can't watch this. too much cringe. i'll get the bulletpoints later
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>>53881057
At least Iwata had the professionalism to wear a three piece suit.
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>>53881064
It's already more professional than AMD's joke show.
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DEEP.
LEARNING.
BOX.
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And it's over
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its a deep learning episode
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NO PASCAL

BLUNDER OF THE GOD DAMN CENTURY
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D E E P

E

E

P
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>>53881078
For you gaymers perhaps.

Huang knows that the profit with gayming industry is small time compared with the automobile industry.
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NO PASCAL? DROPPED
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>VR

No, pls.
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No Pascal bye
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>>53881076
T SHIRT CANNON
BEER
CURRY
POO IN LOO
EBIN GOYWORKS MEME
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IT'S OVER, RIP "PASCAL"
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Fuck that, I want gayming cards
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>>53881072
Stuffy out-of-touch business execs aren't COOL AND HIP GAMERS
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Why is it even streamed on Twitch a gaming website if no cards will be shown?
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>goymwreks
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>>53881126
actually this sentiment is out of touch.

executives in 30's and 40's grew up playing games. get with it man.
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Pascal won

-AMD
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gimpworks
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>>53881099
>inb4 "One more thing..."
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>>53881143
between ROUNDS OF GOLF at their COUNTRY CLUBs and WINE TASTINGS
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>>53881120

>A weapon to surpass Nvidia
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>>53881072
and that "professionalism" has lead nintendo straight to its fucking doom, wii u failed and so will nintendo x cus theyre out of touch with the rest of the world

console fags get out
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Nvidia has a way brighter future than AMD, fact.
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Hurry up and just rebrand something VR Ready at a low price.
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>>53881167
uhhhh no.
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WHOOPS I'M LOOKING AT THE WRONG SLIDE

BLUNDER
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wait what the fuck? no pascal this year?
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oops
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>>53881189

Nvidia is finished. Wrongslidegate 2016
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STREAM IS DEAD

GG NVIDIA

AMD WON
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>>53881191
yes but not at this event....
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>>53881176
MUCH

>>53881193
what makes you say that?
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good conference
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SHUT IT DOWN
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>>53881197
so when the fuck is it coming out? jesus christ why is all of this so fucking stupid
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We did it, AMD bros. Polaris won!
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"simulate doing your simulation"
simulateception?
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>>53881191
they're almost certain to announce a gpu based on the last several years
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ARSE
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who the fuck is Max Play engine
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Christ this whole keynote is low energy

so fucking boring
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rebrand of the century
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i was waiting for this conference to confirm/deny rumors about pascal before i ordered my new pc

i'm pretty fucking annoyed right now
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>>53881240
this is the way it is with jen hsun. he does a good job for a tech ceo honestly
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This guy needs to learn how to talk good god. A downie with tourettes could speak better than this guy
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>tfw Nvidia CEO is more buff than you
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>>53881240
>no spaghetti spilling
>boring

Ok, I guess you prefer more comedy like shows, which AMD can best deliver.
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>x work
>x library
>y work
>y library
>z work
>z library
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>>53881262
>>53881275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

Here's an example of a HIGH ENERGY keynote
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>>53881271
Not as buff as the girl who runs AMD
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>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries

FUCK NVIDIA! I REGRET BUYING A 980 TI!
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>>53881275

>guygantic
>TTTTCC
>all of his other mumbling fuckups

oh yeah no spaghetti at all
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PENISWorks, DILDOWorks, INTHEBUTTHOLEWorks, ANALWorks.

Love it! LOVEEE IT!

This was all we needed, the keynote is so exciting. Awesome, thanks Jin Jitzu
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>>53881267
Wrong, his speech is very clear and nicely pronounced.

Compared it with the Curry guy it is a difference between night and day.
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>>53881286
too bad qualcomm is a burning ship
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>tfw huang is going to save the goods for the end

hurry up slut, i want to get this over with so i can shitpost about amd winning
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So no Pascal?
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>>53881302
>>53881308

>typical gaymer

Fuck off
Huang is speaking to important persons of the industry and not you gaymer kiddies.
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>>53881314

see

>>53881099
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Charlie actually got it right for a change

>Does it mean Nvidia unquestionably has Pascal silicon? Nope, it means Nvidia unquestionably does not have Pascal silicon and probably wouldn’t for at best several days after they got these tools in-house.

>It also proves the ‘reports’ of Pascal taping out in June were unquestionably wrong, if it taped out in June there is no way silicon would be getting back to Nvidia in early January, best case. ~7 months is enough for a full production wafer to go through TSMC, a month of debug, and another full production run after that.

http://semiaccurate.com/2016/02/01/news-of-nvidias-pascal-tapeout-and-silicon-is-important/

Nshitia confirmed for lying incompetent rats.
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>Whether you are a robot or a drone
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If you are waiting for new vidya cards you will probably hear about this in another event.

Something that is more public and not mainly aimed at devs.
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>>53881314
chill guys. christ. lol.

jen hsun said himself lsat year that every GTC needs a new gpu. i don't think they announced it till the end.

>>53881323
thank you
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>>53881323
and yet his entire fucking company was built off the success of consumer grade graphics cards
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>>53881330
>Believing the lies of an AMD asslicker
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>NVIDIA *Works
Just fuck my shit up.
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>>53881330
so no Pascal until next year? ELLL EMMMMM AYYYYY OHHHHHH
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>>53881330
>http://semiaccurate.com/
>Charlie Demerjian
NO
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>>53881330

daily reminder
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>>53881330

stop ruining my comfy conference fuccboy
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>>53881335
So?
They are clearly trying to shift away.
They don't see much profit and future in gayming products that pander to gayming kiddies.
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GOD DAMN PLEASE LET PASCAL BE THIS YEAR

THERES VIDYA I WANT TO PLAY
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>>53881330
Nvidia is FINISHED DED
>>
>Talk to someone thousands miles away
>he is literally in front of you

That's not what literally means
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>>53881330
>njudea fags cucked hard again
NOVIDEO IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
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>>53881330
>http://semiaccurate.com/
>May 31, 2015 by Charlie Demerjian
>So what is Nvidia launching? The GTX980Ti is nothing more than the high bin 980, this time it is clocked at an even 1GHz

semiaccurate is shit, stop that meme
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You see that mountain
You can climb it
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everest thing is actually pretty awesome and impressive
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nVidia showing off bullshit because they don't have Pascal sillicons in the fabs.

Pascal confirmed for 2017 by this conference.

>100 shitworks libraries
>mountains
>lions
>bears
>oh my ride

Fucking lol, nVidia is finished.
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does he have a wig?
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>>53881408
I wonder if they'll show all the bodies.
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Fuck this. I'm going to bed.
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>>53881408
No it's not shut the fuck up shill
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>>53881394
kek
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>>53881394
the website is called semiaccurate and not fullyaccurate for a reason anon
>>
THINK OF ALL THE FUN YOU CAN HAVE ON A BARREN PLANET
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Lol, all they've been doing lately is make millions of rocks to recreate Mars, because they don't have anything better to do while waiting for actual Pascal silicon.

Fucking lol.
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>>53881330
>Nvidiacucks on suicide watch.
>>
>no pascal
Guess I'm buying a 980 Ti then...
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>amd conference
>no polaris
>shitty vr

>nvidia conference
>no pascal
>shitty vr
>>
*the pinging sound of a million nerds' heads exploding in the distance*
>>
Marsbase Alpha?
>>
THE MARTIAN
>>
this would just give ythiswould just giveyouuuuthiswouldjust
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>>53881455
Aeiou
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>>53881449
They're playing chicken, waiting for the other one to announce first so they can one up each other
>>
rip woz
>>
WOZ APPEARENCE NVIDIA WINS

AMD BTFO
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>>53881449
AMD talked about polaris and showed actual polaris chips
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HAHAHHAA STEVE "IRRELEVANT SINCE 1990" WOZNIAK
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THE WOZ?????????
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>>53881490
>showed actual polaris chips
pic please because I was here
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WTF ISNT THIS GYU AN APPLE GUY?
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oh great steve wozniak, drag his happy ass out here
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>woz gets to go to mars before elon
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>53881501
journalists got to touch it but weren't allowed to take pictures
>>
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
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>>53881449
But there was Polaris, 2 times in public actually.

Pascal was only show once, and even then it turned out to be fake and actually Maxwell.
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>>53881504
Yeah.
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>>53881505
He didn't drag his ass anywhere they just sent him a Nvidia background and call him on skype
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JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING VR
>>
wow..
>>
>please find matt damon
>mild chuckle
>>
>>53881504
shitshow dropped
>>
lmao good job Nvidia

the company that is the apple of shitty video cards actually drags Woz up on stage for the asian manlet leather jacket low-rent steve jobs.
>>
rift btfo
>>
>this has never been done before

bulllllllll shit, they've tested this so many damn times
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HO HOOOOOOOOOO
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>>53881540
oooook
>>
>now i'm in the rover
>>
>no video feed

topkek
>>
>Woz degrading himself for Nvidia
How much are they paying him?
>>
NVIDIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
this is such a fucking cringefest

> just hoping to see Woz puke on livestream at this point
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>ERROR

GG, Nvidia.
>>
error
>>
error
Pascal in 1 word
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Is this when the cringe starts jesus christ
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no video
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lmao, he said he's getting dizzy
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>Cisco telepresence
top kek
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>>53881558
he already said he's feeling sick
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lmaooo
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Are they serious
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>>53881516
>>53881524
They never talk about Polaris specs...we know nothing about the 10 an 11. We only know than only Vega use HBM2
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they even placed an nvidia tm behind him
>>
Holy shit, this somehow manages to be worse than the AMD keynote.
>>
>global warming joke

ere' we go
>>
>WINDOWS 7
>DX11

HAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY MARS STEVEEE!!!
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> same cringey Matt Damon joke three times
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Use windows 7, even NVIDIA know it is the best os
>>
I hope he starts vomiting on cam
>>
LOLOLOL :D

>error
>fat man in a vr headset

>the cringe is real.
>You were there when nVidia went down the shitter
>>
OH OHHH OHHHHH
>>
W I N D O W S 7

BASED
>>
HE'S TEASING SOMETHING WITH MORE POWER THAN TITANS
>>
ASSHOLE
>>
FUCK YOU NVIDIA FUCK YOUR VR GIMME PASCAL FAGGOTS
>>
>>53881589
why is Bam Margera at an Nvidia presentation?
>>
>and we're annoucing iray vr
[AWKWARD PAUSE]
>hardly any clapping

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
We've spent BILLIONS OF DOLLARS *pause* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS *pause* *looks at camera* to recreate Mars.
>>
IRAY VR. Idied alittle Inside
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probes guys!
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i guess i'm buying a fucking 390 then
>>
M'KAAAY GUIZE?!>??!?!@W!
>>
did you hear him /g/? maxwell wont be enough, if you want iray vr, you'll need pascal :^)

>WE NEEDED 10,000 COMPUTERS TO RENDER THIS IN REAL TIME
i remember a similar speech about VXGI when it was announced in 2014.
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>>53881631
Gimpworks 2.0
>>
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE WITH ANY NORMAL CARD

YOU NEED SOMETHING MORE. A WHOLE NEW TECHNOLOGY TO RENDER EVERYTHING PHOTOREALISTIC. YOU NEED...


>even grasp for air
>it's finally here. Pascal is here!

....IRAY VR!

>10 people in the room get a chronic penile dysfunction.
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>>53881655
kek
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is this real life?

is Nvidia really telling me I now need a fucking Quadro card to experience their VR tech demos with rain and fog?

lolllllll
>>
"all the windows above are meant to let light in"

NO FUCKING SHIT
>>
the fuck is this
>>
>THE HEART

Kubo.jpg
>>
I can't lie, it's impressive
>>
what does he mean he has never been in the building before? He fucking works there.

He is so retarded
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>>53881655
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>
>>53881670
FAILVIDIA DED
>>
>>53881674
Jen-Hsung is such a fucking turbo autist.

How the fuck do the investors let him do these presentations?
>>
Its almost as if Nvidia realised AMD is 6 months to a year ahead on the VR front and are scrambling to catch the train before it leaves them behind.
>>
>>53881648
I bought a 390X and a 6600K last christmas

fuck waiting for literal vapor ware paper launch tier shit
>>
can someone tell me how a big owner of a company never enter his own work building. does he work from home?
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IT'S NOW! IT'S HAPPENING
>>
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
>>
k
e
k
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THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
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cucked again with iray vr lite
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>>53881693
>390X
>not a overcloked 290X with more vram
>>
>>53881707
Fucking Iray VR Light
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>>53881693
>I bought a 390X and a 6600K last christmas
>>
he keeps repeating himself holy shit
>>
WHERE THE HTML5 STREAMS AT?
>>
>>53881670
GameWorksâ„¢ Gimmick VR Tech Demos
>>
> can't afford a datacenter full of Tesla rendering cards?
> make a fucking 4k cubemap and look at it with Jewgle Cardboard!

WTF is this trainwreck?
>>
>>53881722
Gotta make sure the friendly shareholders take note :)
>>
>>53881722
The whole script is made by someone else.
>>
>>53881718
lmao

>>53881722
easy to see why with the fucking idiots you see here
>>
Pascal 2020 HOPEFULLY GUIZE!!!1 WE PROMISE
>>
LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BIG

.......

>not pascal

Ahahahaha it keeps getting worse
>>
>>53881718
gold
>>
Skynet is here
>>
>>53881725
This.

>still using flash
This is why retards get infected with malware.
>>
> more accurate than a human

yeah, I think that statement needs from serious fucking clarification
>>
need a counter for the words:

deep and super
>>
>>53881756
>le /g/ botnet meme
>IRL
>>
Rolling StoneS?
>>
>>53881725
>>53881756
jewtube
>>
>deep-learning buzzword
>>
>SO DEEP. SO SUPER DEEP.

nVidia is literally 2deep4u at learning.

100 Mirrin light probes. Screwing on caps.

Jesus. Are they fucking retarded why do they just keep on showing this shit?
Also why is not-very huang so bad at reading a teleprompter?
>>
AMD won, again.
>>
>>53881683
The building isn't built yet shithead, he cannot go into it yet. But in VR, it is completed and he can go into it...in VR..you get it now?
>>
RIP stream
>>
>>53881795
>>53881796
you scoff now wait till deep learning takes our jerbs
>>
>>53881801
won what?
>>
>mod still won't sticky

We get it, you're faggots.
>>
Deep algorythm about screwing caps on bottles, what you know about that /g/oons ?
>>
>>53881813
I know I'm out of a job in 10 years.
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Why does he keep repeating himself
>>
Can someone please explain the purpose of Deep Learning on end-user devices?

I'd prefer my shit to already be trained by the time I buy it, thanks.
>>
Aimbot beating a Pro player.
WE ARE IN THE FUTURE!
>>
>>53881801
....won again at making no profits?

Sure mate
>>
deep learning is a fucking meme
>>
>>53881823
Is this your first keynote?
>>
>>53881703

See >>53881804
>>
>>53881823

to make sure you got his shit
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DEEP
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>>53881806
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
>>
bert
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>>53881824
> buy Jewgle self-driving car powered by KikeVidya
> fp16-powered Derp Lerning
> drives like an epileptic 16 year old for the first 200 hours, but gets better, eventually
> by the time it does, transmission, brakes, etc. all shot
> 2 year upgrade cycle for cars now

thanks, Jen-Hsun
>>
>>53881819

2deep4me

But infact very possible that companies tend even more to replace humans
>>
just tuned in. anything interesting so far?
>>
So, no Pascal today?
>>
>>53881852
ill show you whos boss of this gym
>>
>>53881869

>muh VR
>muh Steve Wozniak
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>>53881869
>>53881881
doesn't look likely. fucking jen hsun.
>>
How long before they replace him with an AI?
>>
>>53881881

Huang has always a present under his sleves
>>
Université de Montréal

:3
>>
>>53881881

see

>>53881099
>>
>>53881869
the woz showed up put on a vr headset and started getting dizzy and feeling sick on stream
>>
>>53881892
With his speech patters I'd believe that he is one.
>>
This is probably exciting for the people who are in the field.

I just want to see a new GPU targeted at gamers though.
>>
>>53881721
stupid nigger poster.s
>>
> AI CLOUD STARTUPS

Them buzzwords tho
>>
2 node shrink
Delays

This is pretty normal for Nvidia
>>
>>53881881
nah
>>
>>53881912
Haven't you heard? Gamers are dead
>>
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JUST SKIP TO PASCAL FFS
>>
>>53881869

>>53881280
>>53881291
>>53881302
>>
>>53881912
fucking normies who don't share our selected autism for gaming GPU benchmarks

reee
>>
>AMDead idiots don't see anything else other than their gayming

Fuck off
This is why AMD does not matter for anything other than your gayming rig.
>>
THOR'S HAMMER
>>
>>53881912
that would require Nvidia to have a new GPU to show, which they don't

they don't have HMB2, they don't have HBM1, they don't even have GDDR5X lol.

even if they did make a new card it'd be a rebrand

just quad sli our shit up
>>
>>53881933

but how will they show off a bunch of shit we don't care about or isn't represented accurately?
>>
chinkmoot should use those networks to train cyber mods.
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WHO FUCKING CARES
>>
>analysts predict
>>
is nvidia sandbagging to give AMD time to catch up? capitalism needs competition
>>
>>53881963
>more money
>more rnd
>better gpus

you amdead users can't think ahead.
>>
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RELAX HES ANNOUNCING PASCAL SOON
>>
Fuck off nvidia
AMD has vulkan drivers now
>>
>>53881939
so how many self driving luxury sedans are you planning on purchasing anon

how many cuda cores does your house run on?

wouldn't OpenCL be a better more widely adopted open solution to your house problems?

sorry, I just want a good GPU for less than $400 and that places me squarely in 970 cuck territory so I bought a 390X, it's better than a 980 now.
>>
>>53881946
they have a die-shrunk Maxwell with higher fp16 throughput, hence all this deep learning retardation.
>>
>>53881971
supply chain is more complicated than that.
>>
>>53881946
nobody have GDDR5x and HBM2. Also HBM1 is a meme.
>>
NEW QUADRO
LELELELELLELELELLELELELLLLL
>>
>>53881963
How come deep learning is used for 50% shit that wouldnt matter with a proper economical system?

Just kidding guys.
>>
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gib grabicscard Ben
>>
New fucking teslas
>>
Where does he get the cards from?
It's like they appear magically in his hands.
>>
what a cute card :3
>>
>>53881974
That's why they make no profit, instead they lose more and more cash with each year going, kek.
>>
>>53881971

they showed off Maxwell chips and tried to pass them off as Pascal for their CarGimpWorks a few months ago, they literally do not have a working Pascal chip
>>
>>53882000
nice trips.

it is pretty cool.
>>
>>53881939
>AMD
>gaymen
What the fuck are you smoking?
It has been repeatedly shown that AMD is doubling down on compute while nvidia keeps castrating FP64/FP32 and going for that DirectX/OGL shit.
>>
where were you when this faggot tried to put a laptop GPU in every datacenter server?
>>
>>53881979
>vulkan
https://developer.nvidia.com/Vulkan
>>
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>>53882000

checked
>>
>>53882009
well that's just not true.
>>
>>53882010
nvidia is kind of reaching the end of where their architecture can take them, they need to start over from square one. that takes a long fucking time even if the result is good.
>>
i was afk
he showed tesla and quadro?
>>
>>53882024
Fiji is objectively the best platform for Vulkan development
>>
>>53882018
>that's why almost all engineering/science lab is using AMD CPUs and AMD GPUs for their computing

oh wait....
>>
>>53882019
dude you need our video card in your server rack and your car and your oven and your water heater too.
>>
>DCGAN

I just can't any more
>>
>>53882039
you actually think they haven't been working on this for years upon years? with thousands of engineers?
>>
>>53882052
Citation
>>
20 000 THOUSAND IMAGES
that's like...alot
wow
>>
>>53882053
OpenCL>CUDA

deal with it.
>>
>>53882045
nah, just a big tesla and a small, power efficient one
>>
NEW THREAD

>>53882055

>>53882055

>>53882055
>>
>suppose you're a human.

uhhhh
>>
>>53882076
when it comes to be dead lol
>>
Can I teach my gpu to draw original anime porn
>>
>>53882052
Fiji is a piece of shit with its overhead problem, and even not good enough for gayming with its frametimedrops, which cause microstuttering.
>>
>a computer copying humans
>art
>Nvidia actually believes this
>>
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>Deep Learning Accelerators

jesus fucking christ....
>>
>>53882052
>muh feeling
AMD doesn't have the dev drivers for vilkan...
>>
They said they didn't lable the images.

How the fuck does it then know what a beach is when you tell it to make a beach?
>>
>>53882118
are you a retarded five year old?

they've had a driver for months now, just updated it yesterday FUD boy.
>>
>>53882076
Vulkan > OpenCL > OpenGL 4.3 > CUDA
>>
>>53882121
AI is still largely a con game of pretending there's less going on behind the scenes than there really is then acting like the results are more meaningful than they really are.
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
This is looking more and more like a bust. Computex, I guess.
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU
>>
>>53882144
>months now
exactly, Nvidia was the 1st
>>
im going to hang myself on stream
fuck you adam jensen wheres pascal
>>
>its happening
>now the most advanced GPU we ever built
>fucking tesla

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER
>>
>>53882195
AMD had a driver on day one of Vulkan, senpai
It just didn't support linux
>>
Well, apparently it is a pascal, just not the one we wanted
>>
So when's AMD's big event? Computex?
>>
VOLUME
PRODUCTION
>>
JUST
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what kind of cuck is this fag
>>
>AMD sent a currynigger to sabotage nVidia
>>
>>53882710
is it so fckin hard to hide this shit accent
>>
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why arent you deep learning
>>
fucking lol, this keynote was fucking nothing

>nvidia confirmed for not having Pascal silicon
>even Q1 2017 will be a miracle
>>
show us the 1080 u shitty impression of jackie chan
>>
>pisscal
>>
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>no pascal this year
jesus fucking christ
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This presentation is worse than ghosts return so far
>>
this car shit was cool
>>
>>53883085

b-b-b-but /g/ told me pascal will come out before polaris! AMD showing off a working polaris chip was a fake!

faaaaaaaaaaake
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