GPU Conf - Nvidia Keynote speech
9am PT
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
http://www.gputechconf.com/
Hopefully not too much bullshit about their car shit
>>53880507
Will there be pork shoulders?
whats the time over there? how long till it starts
>>53880557
25mins
>>53880557
In 25 mins or so.
Inb4 they show off Maxwell as if it was Pascal like last time
what sort of proprietary tech for amd to get salty about will they announce this time
>>53880582
Butthurt Works - dynamically drop AMD GPU users' FPS for all supported games.
Also being streamed on the /nvidia twitch
Hasn't started so can't tell which is faster yet
>>53880690
I'll go on twitch just for the cancer chat
memories
IT'S HAPPENING
Nvidia can't afford music?
is the stream live yet
>>53880914
WEEBCAST WILL BEGIN SHORTLY...
>9:04
>stream hasn't started yet
blunder of the century
Based on the spinning graphic starting, Twitch stream is a good bit ahead of Ustream
>>53880955
it begins
STARTING
USE TWITCH
HERE WE GO
>>53880985
Ustream is a second ahead. :^)
IT'S HAPPENING
aspect raito
also
>...and wins
>dat pathetic intro
Why does Jensen always wear the same fucking leather jacket in his keynotes
Who's scientist name is gonna be used to market another overpriced card?
I hope there's 2 hours of cars.
Uh oh, there went the spaghettios
im already cringing
Why--- is he talking ---- so slow?
>am i bakc there?
wtf was that?
>>53881021
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
>>53881034
for same reason jobs wore a turtleneck or zuckerberg wears a hoodie
it's like a uniform
i can't watch this. too much cringe. i'll get the bulletpoints later
>>53881057
At least Iwata had the professionalism to wear a three piece suit.
>>53881064
It's already more professional than AMD's joke show.
DEEP.
LEARNING.
BOX.
And it's over
its a deep learning episode
NO PASCAL
BLUNDER OF THE GOD DAMN CENTURY
D E E P
E
E
P
>>53881078
For you gaymers perhaps.
Huang knows that the profit with gayming industry is small time compared with the automobile industry.
NO PASCAL? DROPPED
>VR
No, pls.
No Pascal bye
>>53881076
T SHIRT CANNON
BEER
CURRY
POO IN LOO
EBIN GOYWORKS MEME
IT'S OVER, RIP "PASCAL"
Fuck that, I want gayming cards
>>53881072
Stuffy out-of-touch business execs aren't COOL AND HIP GAMERS
Why is it even streamed on Twitch a gaming website if no cards will be shown?
>goymwreks
>>53881126
actually this sentiment is out of touch.
executives in 30's and 40's grew up playing games. get with it man.
Pascal won
-AMD
gimpworks
>>53881099
>inb4 "One more thing..."
>>53881143
between ROUNDS OF GOLF at their COUNTRY CLUBs and WINE TASTINGS
>>53881120
>A weapon to surpass Nvidia
>>53881072
and that "professionalism" has lead nintendo straight to its fucking doom, wii u failed and so will nintendo x cus theyre out of touch with the rest of the world
console fags get out
Nvidia has a way brighter future than AMD, fact.
Hurry up and just rebrand something VR Ready at a low price.
>>53881167
uhhhh no.
WHOOPS I'M LOOKING AT THE WRONG SLIDE
BLUNDER
wait what the fuck? no pascal this year?
oops
>>53881189
Nvidia is finished. Wrongslidegate 2016
STREAM IS DEAD
GG NVIDIA
AMD WON
>>53881191
yes but not at this event....
>>53881176
MUCH
>>53881193
what makes you say that?
good conference
SHUT IT DOWN
>>53881197
so when the fuck is it coming out? jesus christ why is all of this so fucking stupid
We did it, AMD bros. Polaris won!
"simulate doing your simulation"
simulateception?
>>53881191
they're almost certain to announce a gpu based on the last several years
ARSE
who the fuck is Max Play engine
Christ this whole keynote is low energy
so fucking boring
rebrand of the century
i was waiting for this conference to confirm/deny rumors about pascal before i ordered my new pc
i'm pretty fucking annoyed right now
>>53881240
this is the way it is with jen hsun. he does a good job for a tech ceo honestly
This guy needs to learn how to talk good god. A downie with tourettes could speak better than this guy
>tfw Nvidia CEO is more buff than you
>>53881240
>no spaghetti spilling
>boring
Ok, I guess you prefer more comedy like shows, which AMD can best deliver.
>x work
>x library
>y work
>y library
>z work
>z library
>>53881262
>>53881275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
Here's an example of a HIGH ENERGY keynote
>>53881271
Not as buff as the girl who runs AMD
>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries
>Libraries
FUCK NVIDIA! I REGRET BUYING A 980 TI!
>>53881275
>guygantic
>TTTTCC
>all of his other mumbling fuckups
oh yeah no spaghetti at all
PENISWorks, DILDOWorks, INTHEBUTTHOLEWorks, ANALWorks.
Love it! LOVEEE IT!
This was all we needed, the keynote is so exciting. Awesome, thanks Jin Jitzu
>>53881267
Wrong, his speech is very clear and nicely pronounced.
Compared it with the Curry guy it is a difference between night and day.
>>53881286
too bad qualcomm is a burning ship
>tfw huang is going to save the goods for the end
hurry up slut, i want to get this over with so i can shitpost about amd winning
So no Pascal?
>>53881302
>>53881308
>typical gaymer
Fuck off
Huang is speaking to important persons of the industry and not you gaymer kiddies.
Charlie actually got it right for a change
>Does it mean Nvidia unquestionably has Pascal silicon? Nope, it means Nvidia unquestionably does not have Pascal silicon and probably wouldn’t for at best several days after they got these tools in-house.
>It also proves the ‘reports’ of Pascal taping out in June were unquestionably wrong, if it taped out in June there is no way silicon would be getting back to Nvidia in early January, best case. ~7 months is enough for a full production wafer to go through TSMC, a month of debug, and another full production run after that.
http://semiaccurate.com/2016/02/01/news-of-nvidias-pascal-tapeout-and-silicon-is-important/
Nshitia confirmed for lying incompetent rats.
>Whether you are a robot or a drone
If you are waiting for new vidya cards you will probably hear about this in another event.
Something that is more public and not mainly aimed at devs.
>>53881314
chill guys. christ. lol.
jen hsun said himself lsat year that every GTC needs a new gpu. i don't think they announced it till the end.
>>53881323
thank you
>>53881323
and yet his entire fucking company was built off the success of consumer grade graphics cards
>>53881330
>Believing the lies of an AMD asslicker
>NVIDIA *Works
Just fuck my shit up.
>>53881330
so no Pascal until next year? ELLL EMMMMM AYYYYY OHHHHHH
>>53881330
>http://semiaccurate.com/
>Charlie Demerjian
NO
>>53881330
daily reminder
>>53881330
stop ruining my comfy conference fuccboy
>>53881335
So?
They are clearly trying to shift away.
They don't see much profit and future in gayming products that pander to gayming kiddies.
GOD DAMN PLEASE LET PASCAL BE THIS YEAR
THERES VIDYA I WANT TO PLAY
>>53881330
Nvidia is FINISHED DED
>Talk to someone thousands miles away
>he is literally in front of you
That's not what literally means
>>53881330
>njudea fags cucked hard again
NOVIDEO IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
>>53881330
>http://semiaccurate.com/
>May 31, 2015 by Charlie Demerjian
>So what is Nvidia launching? The GTX980Ti is nothing more than the high bin 980, this time it is clocked at an even 1GHz
semiaccurate is shit, stop that meme
You see that mountain
You can climb it
everest thing is actually pretty awesome and impressive
nVidia showing off bullshit because they don't have Pascal sillicons in the fabs.
Pascal confirmed for 2017 by this conference.
>100 shitworks libraries
>mountains
>lions
>bears
>oh my ride
Fucking lol, nVidia is finished.
does he have a wig?
>>53881408
I wonder if they'll show all the bodies.
Fuck this. I'm going to bed.
>>53881408
No it's not shut the fuck up shill
>>53881394
kek
>>53881394
the website is called semiaccurate and not fullyaccurate for a reason anon
THINK OF ALL THE FUN YOU CAN HAVE ON A BARREN PLANET
Lol, all they've been doing lately is make millions of rocks to recreate Mars, because they don't have anything better to do while waiting for actual Pascal silicon.
Fucking lol.
>>53881330
>Nvidiacucks on suicide watch.
>no pascal
Guess I'm buying a 980 Ti then...
>amd conference
>no polaris
>shitty vr
>nvidia conference
>no pascal
>shitty vr
*the pinging sound of a million nerds' heads exploding in the distance*
>>53881423
>>53881437
>>53881434
>>53881439
>>53881442
>>53881413
>>53881386
>>53881379
>>53881359
>>53881353
Marsbase Alpha?
THE MARTIAN
this would just give ythiswould just giveyouuuuthiswouldjust
>>53881455
Aeiou
>>53881449
They're playing chicken, waiting for the other one to announce first so they can one up each other
rip woz
WOZ APPEARENCE NVIDIA WINS
AMD BTFO
>>53881449
AMD talked about polaris and showed actual polaris chips
HAHAHHAA STEVE "IRRELEVANT SINCE 1990" WOZNIAK
THE WOZ?????????
>>53881490
>showed actual polaris chips
pic please because I was here
WTF ISNT THIS GYU AN APPLE GUY?
oh great steve wozniak, drag his happy ass out here
>woz gets to go to mars before elon
BTFO
T
F
O
>>53881501
journalists got to touch it but weren't allowed to take pictures
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
>>53881449
But there was Polaris, 2 times in public actually.
Pascal was only show once, and even then it turned out to be fake and actually Maxwell.
>>53881504
Yeah.
>>53881505
He didn't drag his ass anywhere they just sent him a Nvidia background and call him on skype
JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING VR
wow..
>please find matt damon
>mild chuckle
>>53881504
shitshow dropped
lmao good job Nvidia
the company that is the apple of shitty video cards actually drags Woz up on stage for the asian manlet leather jacket low-rent steve jobs.
rift btfo
>this has never been done before
bulllllllll shit, they've tested this so many damn times
HO HOOOOOOOOOO
>>53881540
oooook
>now i'm in the rover
>no video feed
topkek
>Woz degrading himself for Nvidia
How much are they paying him?
NVIDIAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is such a fucking cringefest
> just hoping to see Woz puke on livestream at this point
>ERROR
GG, Nvidia.
error
error
Pascal in 1 word
Is this when the cringe starts jesus christ
no video
lmao, he said he's getting dizzy
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>Cisco telepresence
top kek
>>53881558
he already said he's feeling sick
lmaooo
Are they serious
>>53881516
>>53881524
They never talk about Polaris specs...we know nothing about the 10 an 11. We only know than only Vega use HBM2
they even placed an nvidia tm behind him
Holy shit, this somehow manages to be worse than the AMD keynote.
>global warming joke
ere' we go
>WINDOWS 7
>DX11
HAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY MARS STEVEEE!!!
> same cringey Matt Damon joke three times
Use windows 7, even NVIDIA know it is the best os
I hope he starts vomiting on cam
LOLOLOL :D
>error
>fat man in a vr headset
>the cringe is real.
>You were there when nVidia went down the shitter
OH OHHH OHHHHH
W I N D O W S 7
BASED
HE'S TEASING SOMETHING WITH MORE POWER THAN TITANS
ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU NVIDIA FUCK YOUR VR GIMME PASCAL FAGGOTS
>>53881589
why is Bam Margera at an Nvidia presentation?
>and we're annoucing iray vr
[AWKWARD PAUSE]
>hardly any clapping
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We've spent BILLIONS OF DOLLARS *pause* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS *pause* *looks at camera* to recreate Mars.
IRAY VR. Idied alittle Inside
probes guys!
i guess i'm buying a fucking 390 then
M'KAAAY GUIZE?!>??!?!@W!
did you hear him /g/? maxwell wont be enough, if you want iray vr, you'll need pascal :^)
>WE NEEDED 10,000 COMPUTERS TO RENDER THIS IN REAL TIME
i remember a similar speech about VXGI when it was announced in 2014.
>>53881631
Gimpworks 2.0
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE WITH ANY NORMAL CARD
YOU NEED SOMETHING MORE. A WHOLE NEW TECHNOLOGY TO RENDER EVERYTHING PHOTOREALISTIC. YOU NEED...
>even grasp for air
>it's finally here. Pascal is here!
....IRAY VR!
>10 people in the room get a chronic penile dysfunction.
>>53881655
kek
is this real life?
is Nvidia really telling me I now need a fucking Quadro card to experience their VR tech demos with rain and fog?
lolllllll
"all the windows above are meant to let light in"
NO FUCKING SHIT
the fuck is this
>THE HEART
Kubo.jpg
I can't lie, it's impressive
what does he mean he has never been in the building before? He fucking works there.
He is so retarded
>>53881655
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>53881670
FAILVIDIA DED
>>53881674
Jen-Hsung is such a fucking turbo autist.
How the fuck do the investors let him do these presentations?
Its almost as if Nvidia realised AMD is 6 months to a year ahead on the VR front and are scrambling to catch the train before it leaves them behind.
>>53881648
I bought a 390X and a 6600K last christmas
fuck waiting for literal vapor ware paper launch tier shit
can someone tell me how a big owner of a company never enter his own work building. does he work from home?
IT'S NOW! IT'S HAPPENING
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
100 Light probes
k
e
k
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
cucked again with iray vr lite
>>53881693
>390X
>not a overcloked 290X with more vram
>>53881707
Fucking Iray VR Light
>>53881693
>I bought a 390X and a 6600K last christmas
he keeps repeating himself holy shit
WHERE THE HTML5 STREAMS AT?
>>53881670
GameWorks™ Gimmick VR Tech Demos
> can't afford a datacenter full of Tesla rendering cards?
> make a fucking 4k cubemap and look at it with Jewgle Cardboard!
WTF is this trainwreck?
>>53881722
Gotta make sure the friendly shareholders take note :)
>>53881722
The whole script is made by someone else.
>>53881718
lmao
>>53881722
easy to see why with the fucking idiots you see here
Pascal 2020 HOPEFULLY GUIZE!!!1 WE PROMISE
LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BIG
.......
>not pascal
Ahahahaha it keeps getting worse
>>53881718
gold
Skynet is here
>>53881725
This.
>still using flash
This is why retards get infected with malware.
> more accurate than a human
yeah, I think that statement needs from serious fucking clarification
need a counter for the words:
deep and super
>>53881756
>le /g/ botnet meme
>IRL
Rolling StoneS?
>>53881725
>>53881756
jewtube
>deep-learning buzzword
>SO DEEP. SO SUPER DEEP.
nVidia is literally 2deep4u at learning.
100 Mirrin light probes. Screwing on caps.
Jesus. Are they fucking retarded why do they just keep on showing this shit?
Also why is not-very huang so bad at reading a teleprompter?
AMD won, again.
>>53881683
The building isn't built yet shithead, he cannot go into it yet. But in VR, it is completed and he can go into it...in VR..you get it now?
RIP stream
>>53881795
>>53881796
you scoff now wait till deep learning takes our jerbs
>>53881801
won what?
>mod still won't sticky
We get it, you're faggots.
Deep algorythm about screwing caps on bottles, what you know about that /g/oons ?
>>53881813
I know I'm out of a job in 10 years.
Why does he keep repeating himself
Can someone please explain the purpose of Deep Learning on end-user devices?
I'd prefer my shit to already be trained by the time I buy it, thanks.
Aimbot beating a Pro player.
WE ARE IN THE FUTURE!
>>53881801
....won again at making no profits?
Sure mate
deep learning is a fucking meme
>>53881823
Is this your first keynote?
