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Previous thread >>53853114
First for didn't buy a shark because they kill people
Hi guys,
The situation is that I need a new calculator which should be the same or better as a casio fx-570es plus.
Is there any good calc on ali ?
Any ideas what i should look for or any advice would be appriciated :)
>>53860916
honestly check craiglist, I got a ti-84 for about $25. They had just finished their degree.
>>53860916
I got mine from Korea on ebay
>tfw ur chink shit arrives
the xiaomi hybrids are pretty amazing for what i paid for them
>>53860928
There is no craiglist where I live, but there is a site like that and it doesn't have any listed TI
>>53860984
Those ones here are expensive as shit and can't even just bux them at any store
>>53860966
Did you have to pay for shipping and shit ?
>>53860543
>no news
>bullshit header image
Fuck you
Anyone got that anon's vector of the shark? I want it to make a stencil for a piece of crap stereo I've made and now want to paint a memeshark on it.
>>53861008
The hybrids are fucking great.
Unfortunately they've got a bad name because captain fucking autism tested their output compared to the piston 3 and the piston 3 were better at treble.
Tested them how you may ask? The test criteria was "Which one sounds closest to HD600s". Because obviously HD600s are the absolute pinnacle of clear unbiased audio, I mean, why else would they be expensive and be labelled as "Audiophile" gear?
Essentially neither sound exactly like HD600s, the Piston 3 are a closer match for treble but the Hybrids are a closer match for bass.
Consider that the hybrids have better build quality too and for most intents and purposes they are superior but no, the absolute fucking mouth-breathing mongoloids that inhabit these threads and headphone general saw him say "hybrids suck lol" and ran with it.
Almost apple-tier fanboyism. Enjoy your hybrids.
My card reader and phone screens came in
>>53861329
Sweet, Keep me posted.
Shipping to Nigeria is quite fast nowadays. I think more people are ordering from Aliexpress now.
AGH, how fucking slow are chink aircraft?
>got Google Cardboard today
>thought it was gonna be shit
>actually impressed
>might buy an Oculus when the time comes
>>53861394
plane needs to fill up first
>>53861731
I liked mine too. Need a head strap now.
>>53861731
>>53861744
Just buy one of these.
I got one, it's great. You have headstrap, good build quality, adjustable lenses. Only things that could be better on this model is the suction cups but that's not an issue if you don't mind giving them a lick and a hole for your camera but that's only used for AR shite not VR.
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_169233.html
>>53860595
Not if they're in a can.
How does the confetti meme compare to the shark one in terms of speeds?
Sharks "shipped", which USB 3.0 reader was /csg/ recommended and cheap? I've lost the link.
>>53861828
It's a fucking donut, you dingus.
>>53860543
>its the sjw cuck makes a thread
I bet she isn't even chinese you actual racist fuck
>>53861848
Yeah? They put sugar confetti on donuts.
Party Stereo made exclusively from chinkshit, barring the wood of course.
This is what I want the Shark stencil for, put that fucker on the lid.
Features:
dual channel 8A 4ohm speakers driven by 30watt stereo type-T amp circuit, surprisingly good quality and very loud
MP3 playback from USB, AUX, TF Card or Bluetooth
FM radio
Phone charging through USB port
Extremely long life, 12v boat battery lasts roughly 30 hours from full charge while using bluetooth connection, fuck knows how long it lasts with bluetooth turned off
Stereo LED VU Meters to stare at in the dark
Integrated beer cooler pocket can hold 4 cans or small bottles
Side-mounted bottle-opener can't really be seen in picture but has little magnet under it to catch bottlecaps
Wheels make it easy to drag around behind you and double as extra fun when drunk
Yes it looks like a piece of crap, it is a piece of crap but it was fun to make and actually does work so what the hell. It's ideal for bbqs at the beach or keeping at the tent in a festival.
I wish someone could get me that fucking shark vector.
>>53861828
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=donut+sprinkles
>>53860916
on ebay you can get fx-991ex for 25bux and free shipping from india.
so, search for that on ali.
>>53862009
carpenter you are not.
also, i had that amp and it worked like ass, is your amp hissing or was my just faulty.
>>53862009
DOPE!
>>53862009
Pretty delicious desu senpai
>>53861856
>I bet she isn't even chinese you actual racist fuck
Stay mad Nazi. She's 100% Chinese.
>>53862079
>carpenter you are not.
Haha, you're quite right there!
I know it looks like shite but I can actually sit on it and roll around without it breaking so it can't be that bad.
There is some hiss but it is genuinely inaudible unless there's nothing playing, if you set it to AUX, turn the volume to mid-way and don't actually play anything then it hisses a bit yes but it's in no way awful. I'm impressed with that little amp. You have to be looking for the hiss to hear it.
>>53861774
>http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_169233.html
Thanks
>>53862154
>You have to be looking for the hiss to hear it.
will have to buy new one, wanted to do small headphone amp for some time.
>>53862082
Decent phone for the price if you like smaller phones.
>>53861239
Not a vector but you can trace it easy enough.
>had chinese gf
>best I ever had, loved her like I never loved anyone before
>had to leave her due to visa issues
>see this thread
>drink
>cry
>>53862253
Aha! That's great thanks senpai.
Time to shark this shit up.
>>53862291
actually a thicker computer wouldn't fit on my desk
>>53862316
Thinner computer for thicker people
>>53862291
>it never mattered how thin a computer is
fuck you faggot, the last 100 years made the difference between a room and a desk, and the last 10 year made the difference between a desk and your cargo shorts pocket. The next 20 year will make the difference between your pocket and the inside of your eyeball.
/g/ in 20 years:
>nostalgia thread
>anyone remember when computers would barely fit in your pocket lel?
What's the best android streamer for channels? does the 4k android box would actually be smooth?
>>53862282
shoulda put a ring on it
>>53862379
difficult times, we work on opposite sides of the world
>>53862365
S905 Xiaomi tv box is best. Buy it from ebay or Aliexpress with play store installed.
>>53862291
>implying size doesn't matter
>implying I upgrade every gen
>implying people don't recycle or sell their phones
>implying I buy tech new
>>53862282
>tfw going out with a Chinese foreign exchange student
>a week later starts telling be about this boy back home
>she hung out with me because i reminded her of him
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>53861830
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-3-0-Shark-Reader/32523738339.html
>>53862082
I am also interested in this.
>>53862486
Maybe check the prices in a few hours/days, I got it for 2,77 a few days ago, now its 3,50
>>53861317
hd600 are not expensive at all and their cost is unrelated to their performance. they are considered good because they have a relativelu flat frequency response curve.
>>53862523
>waiting a few days for a single dollar of a difference
>>53862427
What's so great about in comparison to other android boxes?
Thanks in advance
What's this?
>>53862467
>going out with this chinese girl
>she loves anything monkey related
>buy her stuff monkeys, monkey shirts, etc
>ask her one day why she loves monkeys so much
>"oh because my previous BF liked monkeys! so i love them too!"
Directed by louis ck based on a true story
>>53862538
Proper support, remote with mic for voice control, remote can be used like a wiimote to play games
>>53862316
>>53862354
>>53862434
>literally defending consumerism.
Don't be that guy.
>>53862552
Dohoho.
>>53862652
Fug :D
>>53862652
review it
>>53862652
Remember to get Blue - Virgin! Don't buy used good vaginas or you're a cuq!
World's First "Water Bath Heating System" Sex Dolls,Penis Trainer, Sex Products,Pocket Pussy Stroker, Masturbation Cup, Sex Toys
http://s.aliexpress.com/neU3YVNn
(from AliExpress Android)
Thanks for the shark stencil senpai.
As you can see, I put just as much effort into the stencil as I did the rest of it.
>>53862624
>ordering any tech with a microphone
It's like you want our Chink/NSA overlords to hear you talking about chinese cartoons and fapping.
>>53862789
there's a joke in here somewhere
Has someone used chinese 128gb micro-sd cards?
Are they good?
Any recomendations, maybe on ali?
aliexpress loads now the de.aliexpress page automatically... why ?
>>53862898
>Asking /csg/ about chink micro-SD cards
u havin a laff m8?
>>53862898
Are you new?
Mixza Sharks
>>53860916
Get this one.
It serves me well for uni.
>>53862777
do the locales change anything when false ?
Note 3 pro users: how is yourb signal strength with the phone? Mine is slightly weaker than the lumua 640lte I had previously. I loose sometimes 3g or out of reach as a whole.
>>53862825
This is the epitome of Chink Shit.
Overdesigned to do many different things but doesn't do any of them well.
Is made from low quality chink electronics.
Has low build quality from a clearly idiotic workforce.
And I love it.
10/10 would shark again.
>>53862911
>>53862926
Yep, new here. Been buing Chinese stuff since 2012, though.
>Mixza Sharks
Thanks.
>>53863006
Have a benchmark >>53857351
>>53863017
But that was made using a slow SD card reader
>>53863040
>>53863040
>>53863017
Whoa, nice. Thanks again.
Recommend me some cardboard goggles
Vr box any good? I need something that'll hold my G3, preferably without taking the case off.
Been watching anime on my laptop for so long, just occurred to me I could strap a quad HD screen to my face and go into a virtual theater
Give me some cheap stuff to buy. Like <10$
>>53862868
>>53862652
>2016
>Not jacking off in your Porsche
What is this, amateur hour? You need to jerk off at least 12 times a day to be successful.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/B/1907143169.html
>>53863178
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoogleCardboard/comments/42w2hc/viewerreview_snailvr_svr_glass_review/
>>53863280
Search for "survival", " korean", "novelty" or "tactical" and put the filter to $10 max .
Anyone else ordering a VE Monk too?
I was told to cancel my order and wait two weeks.
And then reorder it again.
FFS why. Is it out of stock?
>>53862825
Lol nice work. Loving the shed door hinge.
That feel when you add a qt sales lady to your trade manager, and she changes profile pic every few days, so you know she is indeed a certified Asian qt 3.1416, not just a ugly chink with a model avatar, but still I can't figure out how old is she, I mean she could be 15 or 40 with those mysterious Asian genetics, do you guys think it would be weird/creepy to ask for her age and personal whatsapp/skype? when all we usually talk is the broken shit I'm sending back or asking her to lower the god damn shipping prices, I mean If I add her I would work my ass-off to get her god damn sexy asian body naked on my screen, so my intentions are kind of creepy to be honest.
Pic is not her, but it's kind of the pics she uploads to her profile.
>>53862652
>>53862789
how deep is it? isn't it made for tiny chink dick?
will it be good for 17cm?
>>53863448
Tell her you are interested in buying some sexy underwear but can't really tell how it looks like on the pictures.
Maybe she can 'help out.'
>>53863418
the chink is out of stock and only has 100. he plans on getting a ton in 2 weeks.
>>53863462
I don't know about that toy but i'm good for 17cm if you know what I mean.
Hit me up.
>>53862937
I do not follow .... dafuq is a "false locale"
>>53863513
The rectum is only 12cm long, he will hurt you.
>>53863554
Either someone has lied or I'm a freak, there's videos of me taking a horse toy on toypics.
>>53863545
sorry, when your locale is not set properly. In my case because mine is missing
>>53863575
Link
>>53863280
get qt socks
>>53863590
No way, some of them show my face. I'm not outing myself as a channer.
>>53863484
if this works, you post a zip of all the images, and you link it here. Please.
>>53863622
>being a channer is worse than stuffing a horse dick up your asshole
>>53863448
>when your chink seller sends you a headpat emoji and all your fears go away
>>53863640
Frankly, yes.
It's fashionable to be a fag these days, lots of people will support you when you come out.
It's not fashionable to be from here yet.
>>53863660
being a fag != fucking yourself with a horse dildo
>>53863507
another guy who didn't manage to get one here. It's because he's changed them. They now have a clear plastic housing, a better driver that's now 64 ohm instead of whatever the fuck it was before and I think the colour of the foam pads are different or something. It's basically the monk mark 2, and those 100 were the initial run for early adopters. Stinky Chinky said there would be more than enough for everyone in about two weeks
>>53863677
Oh right, sorry anon, I didn't mean to imply you liked men or anything... fag. Nobody cares, accept it.
How hard is it to overclock a chinaphone?
Been considering some phones but a lot of them are clocked at 1.0 ghz.
>>53863751
I have no experience with horse dicks in my ass but that's quite a clever response nonetheless, well played.
>>53863448
>when all we usually talk is the broken shit I'm sending back or asking her to lower the god damn shipping prices
woman of all races hates cheap jews. you're fucked.
mSATA USB3 enclosure came in today, works great
>>53863575
kidsune?
>>53863799
Hah, no.
I don't crossdress and act like a little bitch. That guy really let fame go to his head.
>4chan doesn't support .SVG files
http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/Qm40ZWl0/file.html
shark vector
this time it's actually a vector not just a png
>>53863575
>there's videos of me taking a horse toy on toypics.
Link
>>53863837
Saved.
>>53863178
Your post reminded me I wanted one of those things, so just bought http://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/7528962906.html?orderId=74257625843464 when it arrives (along with my mi note from ibuygou) will leave a little review.
Hey /csg/
I'm looking for the best 5" <~$200 phone.
I really like the Redmi's, but they are almost all 5.5". it's just too big and heavy for me. the Redmi is 5" and it looks nice but the specs and performance are meh?
Are there any other good phones at that size and price. I', not familiar with the Meizu's ZTE Huawei and all these other Chinese brands.
thanks.
Where do I buy a chinese qt3.14?
>>53863871
I'm in the same boat as you and I'm waiting for the noteless Redmi 3 Pro.
>>53863837
example
>>53863871
https://ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-mi3-snapdragon-800-quad-core-23ghz-2gb-ram-64gb-rom-5519.html
>>53863886
try thailand they are upgraded models.
>>53863848
You implying that I'm secretly kidsune or that I'm bitter about him being sexier than me?
I'm not him but I am a little bitter. I take a dick better though.
>>53863974
that bulge though
>>53863991
The bitch's sole redeeming quality, you can see a horsedick through his guts.
>>53860543
looking for a cheap clip on mic for my headset(the one on my Siberia v2 is fucked), is this any decent? http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-5mm-Hands-Free-Computer-Clip-On-Mini-Lapel-Microphone-for-PC-Laptop-Angelic-/222020170380?hash=item33b16ef28c:g:sW8AAOSwoydWmiCn
just for Teamspeak comms
>>53863649
lol man I love chatting with them
>>53864064
just get one of those XTY mics and stick it to your headset with velcro
Molle Webbing Knife Mini Beetle Stainless Steel Gear Knife Outdoor Self Defence survival tool
http://s.aliexpress.com/b6v2IbqE
(from AliExpress Android)
what a cute little shit.
>>53864064
I use this. People say it sounds good.
>>53863871
>the Redmi is 5" and it looks nice but the specs and performance are meh?
I meant Redmi 3 * sorry.
>>53863910
>>53863897
Thank you for the suggestions. The mi3 looks nice but I'm afraid it's a little too old with Android 4.2. the Redmi 3 Pro might be exactly what I'm looking for. 10x.
I am looking for a small USB 3.0 Card Reader. There are a lot of dirty cheap readers, but I don't know if they are trustworthy
http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Feitong-MINI-5Gbps-Super-Speed-USB-3-0-OTG-Micro-SD-SDXC-TF-Card-Reader-Adapter/222858_32522088646.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_1_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_9&btsid=c5d18b74-77aa-4f5b-ae32-6434234340c9
Would that one be ok?
Any recommendation for a reader with true USB 3.0 speeds?
>>53864009
you don't even dare posting your video on an anonymous image board
anyone can claim to be you
>>53863280
>100 pack magic erasers
>Credit card knife
>flashlight (cree q5)
>socks
>phone cases
>jewelry
>wallets (no name and counterfiet designer)
>panties
>firestarters
>lighters (fake zippo and electric)
>IEMS (KZE)
>Fountain pens (jin hao, Hero, baoer)
>cables( HDMI, USB, anything but USB type C)
>SD cards (LD and mixza)
>>53864155
I'd be identified, i'm not willing to do that sorry.
I don't care if anyone claims to be ME, I'm saying i'm NOT kidsune.
have any of you used gearbest?
I just ordered the m8s android box, it's been a fucking week and it's still processing
pic unrelated
>>53864207
Don't use gearbest.
>>53864207
That's worst part with gearbest.
>>53864136
You have to some times unplug and plug card back to get it detect, but otherwise seeds are good.
>>53864158
>panties
for what purpose
>>53864211
is Ali any better?
>>53864207
gearbest takes a couple of weeks to send sometimes, but their shit is genuine and they have good prices
>>53864241
not really, all chink sites are unreliable as fuck, and with ali they might send fakes
>>53859275
I was wondering if anyone could tell me the route they've gone to get the Play store on their recent Xiaomi phones (after flashing new rom/updating miui) and what version it shows.
There's a couple ways that I know of; 1) installing an outside downloaded Google_Installer.apk and the 4 required apps within (framework, store, accounts, services). This was how I did it and it shows ver 6.3.16.B-all
2) downloading from the mi store, it was all entirely chinese so I couldn't figure out what was in the package w/o remembering the icons. I'm not on a global miui rom maybe that's why.
The square Google app icons I have are all with a black background but in the post I replied to they're white.
>>53860543
Just bought wolfblitz monopod selfie stick, biking shorts, and camo tactical pocket thing you put on your belt.
Where is senpai copping these sharks sd cards? I mostly buy off banggood and fasttech.
>>53862780
>>53863462
I, the guy who ordered it, have the Virgin version, and it's around the size of my middle finger in diameter. Haven't gotten erect yet (already fapped twice before this came in) but soft I can't pierce it properly.
I AM going to use a condom though, you never know.
I'm 16cm and I think the inner length is around 18 to 20 cm or so.
Like ten days total in shipping time to The Netherlands. Kudos to the seller.
>>53864241
Yes it's better and usually cheaper if you pick the right sellers.
Who here /seeds/?
>>53864280
>camo tactical pocket thing you put on your belt
define plox
>>53864324
Are seeds a meme purchase here or are you actually going to use them?
>>53864324
wow you were lucky to get those.
Customs basically won't let any seeds though as a rule
>>53864230
>That's worst part with gearbest.
That shits the same across all chink websites, if it's in stock they usually do ship it the next day but if it's not you have to wait on their supplier for new stock.
>>53864368
It is clearly stated on the packet that there are beads inside, not seeds.
There are no rules against beads.
>>53864362
>>53864368
They're actually "beads". Idk if I will plant them or not. I got some rainbow lemon seeds in earlier this week. I'll probably give them to my mom.
>>53864207
Have you tried asking them about the status of your item?
Why do chinkshits only cater to americans? I can't find any ISO keyboards on AliExpress
Evening /g/
I fell for the piston 3 meme and bought it from Banggood.
However,I can't seem to figure out which shipping method was used.In my banggood order I have "Shipping Method:Air Parcel Register" and on track 17 I have China(China Post).Which one is it now ,my old in-ears died on me ,considering buying cheap 1-2 dollar in-ears until the pistons arrive.
Any recomendations for a decent tablet? I want something to be able to show pictures to clients. I'd prefer if it didn't feel cheap.
>>53864450
It's probably China Post Registered Air Mail.
100 pcs rare strawberry seeds send 10 japanese pine tree seeds as gift fruit and vegetable Seeds for home & garden
http://s.aliexpress.com/6FZNvaEF
(from AliExpress Android)
tasty
>>53864281
Can you post pics of use on /b/ or somethin?
>>53863418
He has a "new" version out, but ali are being faggots and make him wait while they "review" the new description and stuff. That's why he put the price at $15 and delays everything until the price is $5 again
There's a thread on head-fi where the pr guy posts
>>53863728
Would the 64ohm driver make much of a difference if I'm only a casual listener?
I just got the 4 pairs of the old model, so I'm inclined to use them up before ordering new ones
>>53864348
I got you my /csg/ senpai.
I got it to carry my slefie stick and battery banks and other shit when I go hiking with muh bitch or mountain biking. Or walking around places. I'll probably look autistic but I don't care.
>>53864524
new jannies already hot on the job?
delete this post if you're gay
Chinese clone of this?
>>53864656
That looks autistic or like a bomb.You shouldn't probably wear that outside
>>53864656
Want to get shot for having a bomb vest m8?
>>53864573
Thanks, and a good idea for biking, thanks!
>>53864064
www.ebay.com/itm/301748485084?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
>>53861864
Those are sprinkles dumb ass. Confetti is what you throw in the air.
>>53864686
No problem my friend. May chink shit be upon you.
Have you bought any cool shit? I need ideas.
>>53864775
>tfw your life is so empty that you need to buy chink shit for a brief moment of anticipation and excitement
I'm considering a startup, similar to the lootcrate except instead of shitty nerd bullshit it's full of chink shit.
You pay me, I send you a box of chinkshit every month. All the excitement of the wait and tossing around with your new chinkshit, none of the hassle.
Gimme a name.
>>53864775
May the ping-pong be with you too!
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Micro-USB-to-Anroid-Phone-Tablet-PC-OTG-Adapter-Converter-USB-adapter-for-Samsung-HTC-Oneplus/32580159272.html
are pretty neat, bought 3, cause could probably break, familia.
Best wireless PC gamepad?
>>53864842
cuckmanoa
Any good mechanical pencils that's also ~aesthetically~ pleasing?
>>53864802
That made me feel for a minute but it doesn't really apply to me. I live a very minimal life style.
>>53864850
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!
I forgot to order soldering tips for my hakko. Now I gotta send more of my money to these devils.
>>53864952
>I live a very minimal life style.
>rationalizing
>>53864940
It's the aesthetics that come out of the pencil which matter anon, not which go into it.
>>53864680
That's a big mag.
>>53864769
Okay dad.
>>53864324
waiting on my venus flytrap seeds senpai
>>53864850
>2016
>VGA cable
what
>>53864976
Well, any particular reccomendations? I want to get into hand fedoras but fountain pens are too much for me, so I'll settle with pencils instead.
>>53865004
Those only grow in north carolina. How the hell do chinks have them?
>>53864967
You're digging too deep into my feels... Stop
>>53865013
just because of reasons
>>53865034
You can grow them indoors
>>53864656
Will I get shot if I wear this?
>>53865004
Report back if they're not pieces of plastic in the shape of seeds
>>53865080
I checked out some reviews with pictures, and the seed look very realistic.
And they are coming from a Malaysia actually.
>>53865029
Jetpens.com
Don't settle for chink imitations. When it comes to hand fedoras you want to buy only the finest.
>>53864875
I've been looking at the Xiaomi one
These threads have gotten out of hand from when they first started. What's the deal with the Sharks and seeds?
>>53865240
Ignore him! He wants all the seeds and dank sharks for himself.
>>53865177
>the finest nip pens made in China to write a nip language imitated from the Chinese
get your facts straight pokgai
>>53865177
Go away shill. Where do you think the pens and pencils are made? We're cutting out the middle man.
>>53865259
>formely cucks
>>53865261
>>53865275
They're almost all made in Japan.
The Japanese take their hand fedora game pretty seriously. It's a matter of national honor for them. All my mechanical pencils are made in Japan. Get your facts straight you cuckboi.
>>53865177
Fuck off shill. Why pay $20 for a lamy and then $7 for a converter when you can just buy a jinhao for $2 with a converter included that writes just as well?
>>53865349
Who's talking about pens you fucking sperglord. You're handwriting is shit anyways. He clearly said mechanical pencil.
>>53865327
>muh top 5 best pencil rated by reddit
there are stores the size of malls in China just to sell stationary faggot.
What do you guys think of Pentel's Graphgear line?
>>53860916
Uhmm, this one looks exactly the as fx-991ES plus? Why is it called 570ES plus?
>>53865415
Literally babbys first mech pencil.
looks cool
writes like shit
i got the black one, .3mm I think
Those Bic pencils writes better
Any reviews on these, fake or otherwise? I have my doubts about them being original though.
http://www.ioffer.com/i/marshall-major-original-headset-brand-new-headphones-602298612?i=254015404
http://www.ioffer.com/i/marshall-major-original-headset-brand-new-headphones-602298612?i=254015404
>>53862825
Man you made me want to paint a shark to my T400 lcd rear cover. Honestly you should have painted the whole thing before painting the shark, maybe with a rubberized or chalkboard matte color.
>>53865385
What is this retarded post supposed to mean?
>>53865415
Shit. Never buy retractable pencils unless you have a neckbeard and are extremely fragile bitch.
>>53865418
Different counties use different model names. USA is fx 115es plus
FUCK
SWEDEN
POST
>>53865448
They're on eBay as well, marked as 100% original even.
www.ebay.com/itm/100-Original-Marshall-Major-Headphones-Noise-Cancelling-Deep-Bass-Stereo-Remote-/252305214199?var=&hash=item3abe900af7:m:m7AfqG-h8zqGrUR9VY_B8mg
>>53862789
I can't find this on the iOS app, what category is it even in?
>>53864388
>he bought fake seeds
Enjoy your dandelions
>>53865638
>>53865448
My boss bought a pair from Ali, actually seen them on his desk and asked him about them last week. Says he's very happy with them
>Redmi Note 3 Pro 16gb
>can't move any apps or save camera photos to SD card
what the hell is the point to having a shark.
>>53865697
>want bonsai baobab
>baobab seeds are only like $3 for 10, neat!
>reviews say that they're fake and show proofs
>>53865781
storing porn and music
>>53865697
My lemon seeds seem legit. Risking a few dollars won't ruin my day.
>>53865656
probably under health
>>53865794
do you know that bonsais are cultivated for normal size plants and that there are not "bonsai seeds" right?
Are chinese panties a meme?
>>53865854
>lemon seeds
wtf mate, you're not buying in bulk....can't you head to your local market, pick a few lemons, open them and plant the seeds?
>>53865919
Just about to ask the same thing anon. I've spotted shimapan and socks alongside an android powered 4K set top box, 12000mAh battery, and a Bluetooth keyboard.
>>53865871
Yes, hence why I only said baobab when refering to the seeds.
>tfw chink $12 grip wiggles ever so slightly
>>53865919
You'd probably want to wash them a few times before having anyone wear them or any form of skin contact.
>>53864280
Link to the selfie stick?
>>53865919
and why do you want panties
>>53866007
to sleep and look cute in :3
>>53863796
Which one?
>>53865988
Try getting these at a farmers market. Based Chinese GMO seeds.
>>53866037
Which ones you like anon?
0 for 12 on chink shit bought in the last couple weeks.
>>53862427
same shit as MXQ Pro 4K, just a diffrnt name.
And the sharks are coming tommorow boys
>>53865448
Supposedly from reviews the Major 1st Gen get uncomfortable if you use them for more than an hour.
>>53866182
Test results for donuts vs sharks?
>>53866277
Ill let you know next thread
Are there any Japanese stores like aliexpress?
Also there is a store selling fake iPhone SEs, they're actually stolen iPhone 5s internals in a new shell, has anyone heard of these? Can't find a link
>>53866245
AliExpress has both now, going to assume they're both fakes though.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Major-II-2nd-generation-Headphone-Rock-Hifi-Headset-Studio-DJ-Headphones-with-Mic-HiFi-Auriculares/32616692880.html
>>53865259
>Chuck's Fuck & Suck
Oh, Simpsons. You used to be so funny.
>>53866286
I only know of rakuten
http://global.rakuten.com/en/
Anyone have experience with computer glasses?
>>53866286
>Are there any Japanese stores like aliexpress?
There's auctions.yahoo.co.jp
What average read and write speeds we talking on the sharks guys? Thinking of buying two 128gb's for use as storage for 1080p films (average of 3gbs each) and Music as well as pictures.
>image to get your attention
>>53866644
I can let you know, Im getting a 128gb shark tommorow
>>53866653
Japanese shill, pls go.
NEVER FORGET NANKING!!!
>>53866644
Take with a grain of salt.
>>53863017
>>53863034
>>53866644
what the fuck is she even trying to say?
>>53866383
Cheapest 2nd gen I could find on AliExpress;
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/new-Original-Brand-Genuine-Major-II-2nd-generation-Headphone-Rock-Hifi-DJ-Studio-Monitor-Headset-earphone/32617742607.html
just got my chink screwdriver set in http://www.gearbest.com/hand-tools/pp_157348.html
don't waste your money. it came missing some bits, with extra duplicate flatheads to compensate, everything fits loosely, the tweezers aren't the black ESD-safe kind, just shitty stamped ones, and the bits are made out of some awful potmetal shit that strips the first time you use it. The best part? I can't write a scathing review because I bought it before I made an account.
>>53866762
I saw a ballsack with a limp penis dangling off to the left of it.
Mi4c or Redmi 3/Note 3?
>>53866692
>>53866699
Link me to a reputable seller of sharks?
>>53866753
Think she uses the kimono as a nighty
>>53866771
I've had that happen with hardware store bought screwdriver sets too, just luck of the draw or cheaping out too much gets you waht you pay for. The email you bought it on doubles as your account too I think.
>>53866787
Neither, get the Note 3 Pro.
>>53866791
Gearbest or AliExpress.
Pick your poison.
>>53866791
http://aliexpress.com/store/product/Certified-MAXZA16GB-32GB-64GB-128GBmicro-sd-card-64GB-class10-flash-card-class6-memory-card-free-card/1191646_32354597950.html
>>53866791
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
>>53861828
Why do you nerds fall for this meme when 64 GB class 10 samsung micro sd cards are 20 dollars with free shipping?
>>53866787
for under <$150 can't beat Redmi 3
>>53861731
You would be better off with the vive.
>>53866771
I got this about a year ago from amazon for about 10 bucks. There was all fine in my set and i'm still using it today. Maybe you got your hands on a fake one
>>53866836
do they have any cute and cool sharks on them?
>>53866807
>>53866815
>>53866819
Danks guys
>>53866836
it's literally aussiefags and other third worlders shilling them sharks
I've been waiting a month and half for my chink shit to arrive. I'm not going to receive it am I? I used the free shipping.
>>53864324
Will these ever grow? How long will it take you think? Or will they account for nothing more then bird feed?
would love to grow a bonsai tree.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/20-bonsai-blue-maple-tree-seeds-Bonsai-tree-seeds-rare-sky-blue-maple-seed-Balcony-plants/32510185123.html
>>53866836
>64 GB class 10 samsung micro sd cards are 20 dollars
So exactly the same shit as sharks but more expensive?
One last question. Why are the 64gb cards around $12 but the 128gb cards are $30? I'd have though they'd be less than double not over double.
>>53865349
>jinhao
Link?
>>53866932
The blue shark looks cooler than the yellow one.
>>53866913
You're asking to get screwed over by cheeky slants aren't you? That picture clearly has had its hues fucked with.
>>53866932
demand
you want 128GB for your phone for maximum storage right? well pay up fuckboy or get one with two sdcard slots
>>53866005
I got you senpai
http://m.banggood.com/BlitzWolf-Ultimate-4-Button-Bluetooth-Extendable-Aluminium-Selfie-Stick-Monopod-p-979129.html
Looks really great. I haven't seen anything better or as cool looking from an American company.
>>53866961
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32501502885.html?
"Origin Post is Preparing Shipment"
JUST FUCKING DO IT.
>>53866836
They seem identical in terms of speed according to the reviews but the Samsung ones are more expensive.
This is a LD donut card.
What's the best chinkpad for under $200? I'm looking at some of Chuwi's stock, but curious if there's anything else I should consider.
>>53867093
Interdasting, link me?
>>53867111
LD Micro SD Card 32GB Class 10 16GB/64GB/128GB Class10 UHS-1 4GB/8GB Class 6 Memory Card Flash Memory Microsd for Smartphone
http://s.aliexpress.com/nErmQ7jY
(from AliExpress Android)
>>53867093
How much is the Donut? Because I rather pay 6-8 dollars more so I can have it sooner, and I also know that Samsung Micro SD cards are pretty good.
>>53866778
Well spotted.
>>53867018
Ofc, i would also like to order the light blue moss on the bottom of the tree. Thanks for pointing out that the chinks have put it thru photoshop.
Guess i should stay with green trees for now.
Anyone have any knowledge on bluetooth headphones? I'm looking at this pair, but I've never bought anything like them before. Any tips?
http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_183012.html
>>53867111
If this from a product review and if so which product?
>>53867290
nigga it's probably a plastic tree
>>53867290
It'd be lucky if it'll grow anything at all.
What to get next ¿?
>>53862614
>go out with Chinese girl in my math class
>I'm way out of her league but she's smart and sorta funny in an awkward way and I'm not dating anyone so why not
>no visa issues because she's a resident
>every date was nothing but spaghetti from her
>first time we had sex nothing but spaghetti she's super shy and awkward because I guess that's how women are supposed to be in China
>pound that pussy like a pro because she's tiny and flexible
>stop going out with her because the quarter ended
>I used to get texts from her saying how much she wants me and misses me
>feel bad about using her like a pocket pussy
Well serves her right for giving it up so easy dumb chink bitch.
>>53864281
>>53865656
>>53864499
Well, after just using it, I can say that it's nice.
Cleaning is simple, hold it under the tap.
The virgin one is pretty damn tight to penetrate, so I'd recommend trying the not-virgins ones.
Packaging just said "Toy" and not the shop name or the fact that it's a fake pussy.
>>53867607
Ruizu player
>>53867607
flashlight
>>53867607
something to clean your fucking desk with
>>53867669
Its a table in the garage lol, Its always messy
>>53865919
You tell me.
>>53867607
How's the mini drone?
>>53867624
how much did it cost? i've been looking for a cheap onahole
>>53862009
>thise pitiful speakers
All treble, no mids no bass
>>53867697
>prussian flag
why
>>53867718
Its the cheerson cx10 with headless mode and its great only that it doesnt go as fast as the model without.
>>53867735
They're samsung full-range television speakers, they work fine.
Nowhere did I say it was audiophile ready, it's for fucking around on the beach.
finally got my flashlight I ordered at beginning of february. I like it, it works really well. I also used some teflon tape on the threads for some extra seal.
>>53867782
Yeah get the cx10 w/o headless, I have both and I'd say they are about the same .
Cx10 a for noobies
Regular for a bit more advanced
>>53867799
Maybe cut a whole for the to sit on instead of drilling a hole for them to play through
A third of my cakebux order came in. Does anyone have a link to reflash the ruizu x02? Controls are retarded on this firmware.
>>53867885
I concede that I could have done that but eh, this was easier and again, I repeat, it works fine. It fulfils all the criteria set out for it:
>Work
>Don't just fall apart
>>53866753
she's in a kimono so that means bedtime.
pretty qt :3
>>53867607
How are both headphones?
I've coincidentally ordered both. The zipping ones were ordered like a month and a half ago.
>>53867629
Link to the one you bought.
>MXQ Pro 4K Android box
>1gb ddr3
Does the ram amount matter much for android boxes? Should I try and find a 2gb or will 1gb suffice? I will be connecting a couple of hard drives to it.
>>53868038
They have that model in 2gb
>>53867629
If any of you perverts want actually good onaholes, get them from en-nls.com
[Spoiler] I recommend that weird mouth with the teeth, not that I would know anything about imported loli fucktoys [/spoiler]
>>53868088
>not that I would know anything about imported loli fucktoys
Well, is "Open My Pussy! -Lolinco-" superior?
>>53867974
The piston 3's and kz ed10's are great
>>53868100
Ask the onahole general on /jp/, they'll be able to help you out
Problem with NLS is the shipping is brutal, so you usually wanna buy a few things like lube, bags maybe two holes to make it feel worth it
>>53867607
Hey, how is the Xiaomi Yi cam?
>>53868088
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305 This?
>>53867910
http://www.agptek.com/support/download.html
>>53867990
It's literally in the reply chain.
>>53868174
Yup
Looks goofy, but it's actually really nice. Has little plastic teeth at the front which is a weird sensation but other than that it's really great. Just remember to get some lube, this one is great
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=9999
Recommendations on disposable e-cigs? I wanted to re-sale locally and make some $$$.
Anyone have experience with these?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Disposable-Cigar-500-puffs-Disposable-Electronic-Cigarette-Smoking-Hookah-Pen-Cigar-Flavor-E-Vapor-Cigarettes/32567541035.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.92.b4QVJM&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_2,searchweb201602_1_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_9&btsid=75021cac-b905-4d3c-bd12-524aa2dd441b
>>53868069
yes but does 2gb matter for 1080p streaming and or having an hdd hooked up?
>>53867624
>I'm way out of her league
suspension of belief dropped
>>53868536
I have a 2gb android box, runs smooth
>>53867831
what is this flashlight called and why is it so special?
>>53868139
Protip, I got my onaholes from Amazon for about the same price with prime shipping included.
Also, used to be the cheapest place for Onatsuyu, which you'll need.
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