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>Apple is dieing guys
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>Apple is dieing guys
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>>53829778
ok
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>>53829778
look pretty alive to me
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>>53829778
The fuck happened 2013 again? Didn't 5s launch?
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>>53829778
Do you know how many dumb bitches rely on their apple devices?
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>>53829851
No?
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>>53829847
I think all the people that invested in apple after jobs died (and the stock price fell to practically nothing) sold all their shares when it hit 100
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>>53829778
Their stock was in free fall until they took the case against the feds and then it rebound, lucky bastards.
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who cares
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>>53830101
>pull it
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>apple is dying
>actual people dying
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time to short
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>>53829778
Stagnation != living
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>>53830912
ayy lmao
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>>53830920
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>>53829847
>On June 26, 2013, the US Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision in United States v. Windsor declared unconstitutional part of the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) which defined marriage solely as a legal union between a man and a woman.
All the apple consumers were too busy getting married to get a new apple product
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>>53829778
>>53830920
didn't apple stock used to be like $600 a share back in 2014?

damn they really got fucked after Jobs left
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>>53829878
>>53831836
Both very good explanations.

>>53831877
Didn't they start buying back their shares or something?
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>>53829778
Apple died a long time ago.
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>>53831877
They had a 7-for-1 split back when the share price was around $700.
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>>53831916
Massive buybacks to artificially keep the stock price afloat, and even that wasnt enough to keep it from crashing.
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>>53831877
Stock split. Basically 1 share turned into 7.
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>>53831944
http://www.macrumors.com/2016/03/31/apple-chip-suppliers-report-slowing-orders-for-q2-2016/
>Q2 will be even worse
>applel tried to pull every trick to damage control for the abysmal Q1 stagnation by reporting sales from current quarter as part of the holiday season
>Q2 report will report massive humongous drop in comparison because of this
>phone orders grinding to a halt and production slowing by 50%
>stock will crash a second time
>the tears from iFags will raise sea levels by 5 ft engulfing florida and other coastal regions

Screencap this because it's going to happen.
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>>53831919
That's cold.
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>>53832052
Oh please, with SE coming out now, and iPhone 7 later, 2016 might be the year of significant growth for them.
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It's over
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>>53831877
>left
I don't know why but this made me laugh
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