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What cheap Chinese tech have you bought, and would you recommend it?
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on eBay, AliExpress and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
News
>Aliexpress is having a sale until April 1 on random shit
>Cheap HDDs are real >>53787543
Old thread >>53778594
>>53788299
*chink
>>53788368
Maki*
Better tell me what chink shit you are waiting for.
anyone have that op picture of the pepe spewing up mouldy green shit from /csg/?
>>53788435
I was the one who bought the green stuff
>>53788669
Kek, what was it? Some matcha flavored candy type things?
>>53788699
green tea mochi
>>53788669
lel, I was just thinking of this image not long ago
>>53788669
We need more anons to review chink foods
>>53788758
can someone pay me to do it, having problem finding i.t work
>>53788758
I did the mochi, pork floss, some weird beans and other shit
and there was a guy yesterday who reviewed some things too
I have gotten some Japanese, Korean and Chinese noodles from a local asian store, but it wasn't interesting enough to review.
If I go and get some more, I might review them but I dunno
>>53788821
Yeah I remember those, just saying it'd result in more keks
>>53788832
If you want to link stuff for me to try I'll consider it
>>53788821
Was any of them edible?
>>53788863
If I had nothing else to eat and I was starving I would of eaten all of it.
There were one or two things which weren't that bad
The bean things which were disgusting and I couldn't even keep in my mouth for 5 seconds
I think it's seasoned for a western pallet.
![HTB1QagnHpXXXXagXFXXq6xXFXXXk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cF4DVlG.jpg "HTB1QagnHpXXXXagXFXXq6xXFXXXk[1]")
chinese poprocks.
>>53788966
shit forgot the link www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Chinese-Food-Dancing-Candy-5g/32314914038.html
>>53788966
>>53788976
I actually got a packet of these with a food order
They tasted like normal poprocks
>>53787543
so, the chinkDDs are real... but are they secure? Could I use these for backups in a RAID array, or do I risk losing all my chinese cartoons...
posting GOAT chinese snack
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/GL-Michael-Forde-daily-nutritional-snacks-beef-sausage-dog-Teddy-300g-low-fat-high-protein-snacks/32490967702.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_1_10017_10036_10005_10035_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_9&btsid=a9182032-e33f-49c0-995c-0d04edc89c84
![HTB1m2_lKVXXXXc2XFXXq6xXFXXXo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pwInJQZ.jpg "HTB1m2 lKVXXXXc2XFXXq6xXFXXXo[1]")
something that appears to be shrimp flavored fries www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs-lot-Chinese-Snack-Mimi-Shrimp-Flavor-Puffed-Snack-20G-Each-One-Imported-China-Food/32567968632.html
>>53789089
lol fuck posted wrong link
look for ones for human consumption
>>53789089
You realise that's FOR dogs, not OF dogs?
>>53789123
> FOR dogs
since we are in the cheap shit general, heres a life pro tip:
too poor to afford good meat? buy the meat meant for dog, it's cheaper
>>53789123
>>53789116
https://youtu.be/Mc3Fn7R9mkE?t=6
The mango made me sick
man searching food/snacks on ali that 50 year old tea seems to be all the rage.
>>53789103
these don't look to bad
I might order some but it seems like the sort of thing I could get in an asian supermarket.
Next time I have time, I'll go to the asian supermarket in town and see if they have anything like it
>>53789168
what is the meme about the flashlight, I don't get it
>>53789123
these ones should be for human consumption
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Hot-NEW-10pcsX30g-300g-Bag-China-pork-Sauage-Chinese-specialty-Snacks-food-Shuanghui-Sausage-King-of/1630380_32281300085.html
>>53789168
did you buy knockoff mango?
>>53789103
Those things look delish, but I'm to afraid to order food.
>>53789188
Of course, Pu'er is highly prized, but if you buy it on Ali you will most certainly get ripped off. The Chinks definitely don't expect foreigner Joe to know the difference.
>>53789204
One for car one for kitchen drawer.
>>53789261
But i mean the pictures showing the size of the light, I don't get it. Why is one cube-shaped
>>53789204
Before Cakegate (Also refereed to The Cakening by some), Gearbest had a flash sale (pun probably intended) where the flashlights were $0.10
Do you want Mini Hamburger anons? Different Feeling, Same Diarrhea.
>>53789274
Familiar with that, totally missed it, but I mean, is the image shown of the projected light bad somehow, or is it a legit deal?
>>53789290
I think it's showing how it doesn't have the light output of a real cree LED, so you can see the square
>>53789059
They are as safe as any other HDDs. Considering these are enterprise disks, I would be less worried than with legit Seagate ones.
>>53789089
>beef-sausage-dog-
It's dog meat
>>53786904
Yeah, but those are US and not EU. I wonder what the people buying the Xiaomi phones with EU supplies are doing, using a flimsy $0.25 adapter that looks fire hazardous?
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Fahne-Flagge-Pirat-Korsika-90-x-150-cm-Hissflagge/1892145_32602780445.html
Nice
>>53789451
>seller has less than 100 reviews
danger zone
What are you waiting on, anons?
Anything interesting, off the beaten path cuhrazii shit?
Any tips for a Zippo clone or should I just shell out the 15-20 bucks for a real one?
>>53789429
Everyone in EU has maybe 10 Nokia chargers lying in their drawers
>>53789429
We either get EU chargers already in the package or extra, or we get the chargers were you can change the plug with a EU plug added
>>53789549
"Change the plug" means you can swap it out or put a flimsy $0.25 adapter on it? And is the EU chargers Xiaomi branded or just some random chargers the seller added? Just curious as the last Xiaomi product I got had US plug.
>>53789522
why the fuck did you pay over 50 for a phone vr thingy. There are so many cheaper ones
Do everbuying and gearbest ship from the same warehouse? They seem to have the same setup (blue scale, black keyboard, postbag on the right side), which is kinda suspicious
>>53789631
I used points to get it down to 35, also this one has real lenses (not some plastic ones like the cheaper models) and got high marks in the reviews. I thought about just getting a cardboard model, but with shipping it wouldn't have costs 20+ for the good ones and I don't trust the sub $5 ones on ali
>>53789059
There's not really much of a saving for something that's rebranded though, like a legit 4tb drive is $120 if you get the right deal.
>>53789698
At least that would explain gearbest's slow processing, if they send orders to everbuying.
>>53789631
It's EU Warehouse which has about a 20% markup just for the faster shipping.
>>53789698
Gearbest owns everbuying, according to google.
also
>buy redmi pro 3 from gearbest EU store
>expedited shipping
>has been in my country since last week
>only moved 2 days ago to a local store
>still hasn't been delivered yet
I'm so frustrated.
>>53789272
it's zoomable. The lens slides in and out to widen your beam.
If you push it all the way it, the LED acts like a projector and since the LED is square, the beam becomes a square.
>>53789611
This is the one I got with me Mi4c from GB. I don't use it, since I'm a little scared if the fire danger and the charging quality.
Also, I thought of some other charger when I replied, the normal international version for electronics is some slide on model
>>53789429
Chinks sell all types of chargers, they often select suitable one depending on your shipping address country. You can easily find EU, US, UK and the fourth type on AliExpress.
are there any chinkshit displays above 12"?
>>53789522
I'd say if you'd use it, a genuine Zippo is probably the way to go. They're really faithful for their lifetime policy so if you buy one, you'll never have to buy another.
>>53789429
eu here, using a xiaomi branded us plug with a 0.25 adapter, allthough i did throw out the one they send me and opted for a slightly better build one from dealextreme.
Looks like a fire hazard but so far so good, no sparks and the block doesnt heat up so i think its all good.
>>53789759
the 21% is tax actually
waitlists? waitlists
>orange pi pc (1gb, no wifi, no storage model)
>xiaomi piston 3
>sharkmeme 8g
>12-24 to 5V converter thing
>usb serial adapter
i'm expecting things to start arriving monday onwards.
>>53789798
Yeah that adapter there on the left is a $0.25 one Chinks added in to save money on adapters and sell their products to people. I wonder if they cause worldwide housefires because none of these have any proper electricity certifications they shouldn't be fucking allowed inside of EU, but nobody cares...
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Universal-US-To-EU-Plug-USA-To-Euro-Europe-Travel-Wall-AC-Power-Charger-Outlet/32355213510.html
See those CE CCC, CQG, FC RoHS logos on the pic hahaha no fuck off.
>>53789942
Myself I would suggest http://www.aliexpress.com/item/International-Travel-Universal-Adapter-Electrical-Plug-For-UK-US-EU-AU-to-EU-European-Socket-Converter/32603522840.html one
And speaking of cheap adapters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvOTiQKkQMo
>>53789933
>BUBM headphone case
>BUBM DIS-M cable organizer
>sharkie 32gb
>usb 3.0 sd card reader
>joyo clip-on guitar tuner
>>53789933
>4 pairs of sunglasses because my sister stole a pair of mine less than 10 minutes of it being delivered and my parents wanted some
>18650 4 cell charger
>18650 1 cell charger
>18650 battery case
>Mi Key
>10c flashlight
>32gb Shark (should of got the 64)
>Chuwi Hi8 Pro + Case
>Ganzo Knife
>5000mAh Xiaomi powerbank
>bench power supply
>USB 3 sd card reader
>>53789965
Oh god that video makes me trust Chinese power supplies even more. I wish I could order one locally, but no phone adapters have 2A, you have to go for something like a powercube?
>>53789965
Big Clive is my youtubehusbandfu
>>53789933
>Wintel Pro CX-W8
>64gb shark
>10c flashlight
>SO DDR3 > DDR3 adapter
>Raspberry Pi case
>GPU fan
>Xiaomi Pistons 3
And 2hu clothing from taobao.
>>53789698
>Everbuying
And pic related is from one of my Gearbest orders that just shipped, exact same scale. So they're one and the same company.
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-MDRNC13-Noise-Canceling-Headphones/dp/B004P7O26W
Anyone know if there's anything like this? Active Noise Cancelling In-Ears that aren't shit or 200$?
>>53790038
If you are looking USB charger, there are chink brand chargers available too. For example http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tronsmart-TS-WC1Q-for-Qualcomm-Certified-Quick-Charge-2-0-Rapid-USB-Wall-Charger-for-Asus/32396841909.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_1,searchweb201602_3_10017_10036_10005_10035_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_9&btsid=4e37bc8b-f6ec-479c-b170-11f9561808f4
>>53789781
Mine from the china warehouse will be here on 5th, In the UK
Feels good mang
>>53790095
Where'd you order your Wintel Pro CX-W8 from, been waiting ages for Gearbest to send mine, but it seems to be stuck processing.
>>53789522
>$53.45 for VR
TOP KEK
I bought Google Cardboard from Aliexpress for €1.38
>>53790180
From gearbest at 24th day with cakebux, and it got shipped at first.
I wonder how well these Atom x5 CPUs handles hardware h264 encoding.
>>53789965
>"And I just click this little lever"
>*click*
>"There we go"
Im fucking screaming. There's no way that's real.
>>53790208
>$53.45 for a fancy phoneholder
>>53790208
link pls
$15 off $75 worth of shit on eBay coupon:
C15LIMITEDTIME
>>53790180
How much was it at GB? Geekbuying for 80 dollars with coupon lel.
>tfw they put a tracking number on your order so you can't request a refund
Why live, anons?
>>53789212
Never order anything that goes in your body or on your dick from China.
>>53790307
My order was $56 after cakebux.
>>53790330
I didn't get to attend in that oh well nice price you got.
>>53789933
CREE XML T6 LED 18650 / 3xAAA
Chinkshitest zipable in-ear knockoffs ($1.66)
5 Silicone spatulas
Flexible dremel shaft
Numpad ($3 - will go great with my majestouch 2)
huge comfy womens hoodie ($13.37)
Piston 3s
Foldable grocery shopping bag
Wenge 8mm mala
>>53788758
i order tea regulary from ali
is not that bad
>>53790208
>Google Cardboard
it's garbage
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BUY IT
JAVASCRIPT IS SO ENTICING
I can't wait for the next Cake-level exploit to appear, I wanna get a chink tablet with a nice display.
Any recommendations?
>>53790591
That's what the chuckefuck bought if you bothered to read.
>$53.45 for a overpriced piece of plastic that holds your phone
Fuck me if you wanted one of those gearbest has them for like $13-$18
Still looking for a USB Type C quick charge capable power bank..any anons found a credible one?
>>53789781
where you live bro
my note 3 pro is here in Austria since two days
>>53790794
I'm in the UK from the EU warehouse.
The phone was ordered 17th march. It's hilariously slow.
Oh chinese marketing.
...and I bought one ticket
>>53790743
Xiaomi has two of them. The 20Ah and the new "Pro" 10Ah flat pack.
>>53790743
I think one of the Xiaomi powerbanks supports fast charging, but I can't remember which one it is and it only has USB A and micro USB
Just got my Ruizu today. Seems to be decent quality, but it plays music at a pretty good quality. Reads micro sd great as well. No complaints, pretty good buy at $15.
I picked up a doggee X5 a few months ago but the battery that came with it is absolute dogshit and usually only lasts about 2 hours at best. Anywhere I can pick up a replacement? I'm in EU
>>53790848
did it come preloaded with vaporwave?
>>53790848
Those bundled earplugs are complete trash right? Why do they even bother to waste money on it...
>>53790847
Do you know if using a USB A to C cable would still have quick charge?
>>53790846
Link?
>>53790208
>>53790247
>>53790718
see >>53789698
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoogleCardboard/comments/42w2hc/viewerreview_snailvr_svr_glass_review/
How do I search for these?
I wanna get some for playing around and maybe jacking off.
>>53790907
I wish. It came with some Chinese rap though.
>>53790916
They are complete trash, but I'll just use them when I work out since they were free.
>>53790847
Most of them support more than 5V / 0.5A but the one that support Qualcomm QuickCharge and shit are these >>53790846
The "Pro" has a Type-C connnector on its side, too, if you even care about that. Otherwise, just use a cable that has a Type-C on one end.
>>53790917
> Do you know if using a USB A to C cable would still have quick charge?
Yes, pretty sure it does.
>>53790917
QC doesn't depend on the cable but on the source, I got one charger from aukey and one from tronsmart, both provide qc. As for the powerbanks, 2A output might charge faster but real qc modes also have a higher voltage (normally 9V) and I don't think any powerbank has this
>>53790892
look at the battery and search for the references on internet
or buy a external battery
>>53790809
My China warehouse order has been faster than yours and I'm in UK... Lel.
>>53790935
these aren't apparently that comfortable to maturate with
>>53790956
As long as they don't hurt your eyes, I absolutely hate those kinds which don't have any soft material that can adapt to your ear like foam or silicone tips.
That aside: Does /g/ know of any external soundcard that can fix my current laptop picking up internal noise? It needs to have good output and not be shit chink quality.
>>53790935
They're called water snakes
>>53790809
I was under the impression the EU warehouse is in the UK
>>53790935
>>53790995
Plus they burst really easily.
>>53790809
wow, hope it come soon
>>53790935
Just get something cheap from http://en-nls.com/plist_p-12001011 instead.
>>53791015
It is, I checked the tracking and it's been in london for a week for some reason.
It only moved to a local depot yesterday. I should receive it soon I suppose.
>>53790812
TOTAL VALUE
V
A
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U
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>>53790978
> I don't think any powerbank has this
Wrong, the two I just mentioned do higher voltages.
You probably can't read Chinese, but the related numbers on pic related should be obvious anyhow.
>>53791052
cool
I was about to reply with "phone the courier" if it was still in London, but the fact it's in your local depot probably means you should get it before Sunday
>>53791078
Ah yes, it is also on the front label.
>>53790812
500 people get $599 ($1.19 each) worth of prizes, for the cost of $1. OH COME ON
>>53791090
If this is Gearbest you guys are talking about, my X98 plus was stuck in London for awhile, then it got to a local depot yesterday and got to me this morning.
>>53790846
Link that shit nigga
>>53791148
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_announces_10000mah_mi_power_bank_pro_with_usb_typec-blog-17086.php
>>53791078 doesn't actually say Qualcomm Quick Charging, but it shows the right voltages
>>53790956
>They are complete trash, but I'll just use them when I work out since they were free.
Ruizu X02 has a custom equalizer if I recall. Try using negative values and make them sound flat and balanced across the bass, mids and highs.
>>53791121
It's $1 lottery ticket, if there is at least 500 participants. And prizes are quadcopters.
>>53791164
It doesn't say it on that picture but it is.
And more to the point, it does 9v/2A and 12V/1.5A - exactly what you thought power banks didn't do. AFAIK it's not the only power bank that can do this either, but it's the only one I'd care about.
This is the new 10Ah model's spec sheet on the official page:
http://www.mi.com/dianyuan10000/pro/
Use chrome's translation feature or whatever if you don't get what it says.
>>53791206
This on alibaba?
>>53791251
Gearbest
>>53791251
>>53791263
Nope, geekbuying.
>>53791164
Damn, for 35 freedom bucks might as well get something through Prime
Should I be buying a dildo from china?
I want to buy a few so I can feel what it's like to be a cockslave slut.
>>53791206
Why would you want to win 7 different quadcopters? Make it one or two good ones and a bunch of other shit like phones or tablets.
>>53790929
>He trusts a Reddit review
>>53791289
Do not do this. Rule 1 of /csg/ is do not buy anything you insert into yourself from the cheap Chinese sites.
>>53791232
Actually, I just took a screenshot of the automatically translated specs page for the 10Ah Pro power bank. Here.
>>53791289
This is covered in the pastebin.
>>53791263
COIN BUX
>>53791320
Thanks catt
>>53791288
>Damn, for 35 freedom bucks might as well get something through Prime
The 10Ah model is 129 Yuan ~= 20 USD in China. It's very new, so maybe the resellers are still price gouging heavily.
The 20Ah model is 149 Yuan ~= 24 USD in China.
Ultimately, not that much. And unlike a lot of power banks on Amazon, these aren't shit.
>>53791317
>>53791320
i'm just wondering if anyone ITT has tried it
i would be buying a normal dildo, not that porous jelly crap
>>53791377
Found it on Ali for about 35. Not even on GB
>>53791384
Well, yes, I have. But with thousands existing even for glass toys, chances are very slim that you get the same model.
Besides, you did know people buy sex toys, right? Guess where most of these are from, either way...
Dunno what to buy next.
Google Cardboard came in and it's quite good. How do I strap it to my head?
>>53791441
Searched for onahole, found something that looked like tentacle porn and this in the reviews. Found you 4chen.
Who is buying a Xiaomi traveling bag?
http://www.gearbest.com/duffel-bags/pp_253023.html
>>53790848
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I DON'T NEED THAT RUIZU PLAYER BUT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD IN ALL THE PICS
FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!
>>53791692
You handhold it, it is not comfy otherwise.
Get a VR Box, BoboVR or something else with padding if you want it strapped to your head.
Most of these also use a Bluetooth controller device now, rather than the magnet field "button".
>not buying from taobao or tmall
do you hate money?
>>53790848
How's the battery? I have Sony Walkman and it can play music for literally 2 days with one charge, but has no external storage. Only internal 8GB. Since I have sleeping problems I usually hear through 1GB just in one night.
>>53791970
>buying useless chink shit
>loving money
topkek
>>53790095
p-post 2hu clothes
>>53791970
I would, but 我不看中文很好
>>53790847
>>53790847
Link to purchase page? I must have the
a e s t h e t i c s
Any cheap bluetooth dongles ? I got one for dirt cheap, but the files can't transfer.
Same with Wifi dongles.
>>53792101
just search for Xiaomi powerbank on gearbest, dx, or ali express
Anyone won a freebie on Ali yet?
I bet it will all go to some russians in bumfucknowhere.
>>53792029
Okay, these ones are from taobao.
>>53792199
Haдeюcь :^)
>>53792007
I just got it, but it says it has about 60 hour battery life. I have no idea how true that is, but just playing music should at least get you through the night for sleeping.
>>53792243
Penis or no penis?
>>53792561
This is /g/.
Anyone have recomendations for dildos?
Anyone try the Chuwi tablets? I'm thinking about getting this for my stepmother, she wants a Surface tablet but I can't afford that
http://m.geekbuying.com/item/CHUWI-Hi8-Dual-OS-Windows10---Android4-4-2GB-32GB-Tablet-PC---Removable-Bluetooth-Keyboard-Leather-Case---Screen-Protector-353271.html
>see the mail lady drive by on my way home
>convinced she had some of my chink shit to deliver
>sit here stewing in my own juices thinking about my chink shit going undelivered
>>53792674
>stepmom
pics of gtfo
>>53792199
>0.001% chance at best, assuming it's random
No.
They probably choose people who will surely write good reviews
>>53792653
go to ebay
chink shit will tear you up.
>>53792709
Brah, no
>>53792674
>stepmother
Is she hot? also the Chuwi Hi8 is okay but some were having software issue that caused some battery calibration issues, they promised a update, and they are a well know brand so the update isn't a empty promise, dunno if newer batches came with such bug fixed or not.
>>53792727
Why are you buying her electronics "that [you] can't afford" if you aren't cucking your old man?
>>53792653
don't do it.
>>53792790
She's not hot, and thanks, I'll keep it in mind
>>53792795
I can't afford the Surface but her birthday is soon ya tard
>>53792199
Did the freebies already start rolling out?
>>53792888
Yeah. I didn't win any of these.
>>53792969
You got that with fucking cakebux?
>>53793000
No, that's aliexpress.
I assume freebies are app only?
>>53792969
you will win something else I'm sure of it senpai.
if I win one of the chink purses I'll probably sell or give it away
>>53793000
CAKEBUX R DEAD
LONG LIVE CAKEBUX
Feels just like the the Deathadder desu. I like the dpi button, 4 settings, pulsating green is best. You need a good surface or else the sensor will skip around. Side buttons a little on the cheapo but give it a day or two and they'll become comfortable. The LMB and RMB feel legit, clicky AF like MX Blues. Mouse wheel is a 7/10 with the button itself a bit gummy. The braided cable is top tier and makes up for the mouse wheel.
8/10 overall. Worth USD 6.80 fampai
>inb4 no dried mangos
>>53792969
I won 64gb sd cards last year. they were 8gb cards formatted to appear as 64gb ones. got back my money. now I have 2 free 8gb microsd cards
>$100 premium for extra 1gb of ram and 16gb rom
fucking lel
>>53788299
>download app
>scan QR code
Well, thanks. My Galaxy S5 camera doesn't work. I didn't want this shit either way.
>>53793047
what mouse is this fampai
>>53789522
Or you could stop buying shit for the sake of buying shit
>>53791206
The entry fee is a $1,it aint free then
Anyone know anything about these?
>>53793167
>$4.95
I bet that's for the smallest size available.
>>53793156
>The entry fee is a $1,it aint free then
That's the joke. Also prize would be better word than gifts.
>>53792969
Those arent free...
>>53793167
Traitor, how dare you buy Gook instead of Chink!
>>53793139
just dl app from play store and add stuff to wish list from pc for cancer free browsing.
>>53793091
B-but china said $139!!
>>53793205
i get this reference
>>53793091
>shipping starts on may 31
how convenient that shipping starts when buyer protection ends
>>53793047
gib link
>>53793278
I don't think xiaomi does people dirty by delaying releases like other companies
Just bought a mountain bike, its pedals are ass. Any good bike shit from china?
Any VW fags here? Might purchase a chink headunit, if it was fucked up when I got it would I be able to file a claim and possibly keep it?
>>53793340
Are they the skinny spindle pedals? I forget the standards, like bmx pedal threads are 3/8" and mb are different? You can get some good pedals for inexpensive price from danscomp or mtb sites.
>>53793184
This. I clicked on it last week thinking ir was the 128gb card. It's the 8gb card that is 5 dollars, which is a bit more than you would pay on Amazon.
>>53793340
Sure, there is a lot of very decent bike shit from China. Pumps, spare parts, saddles, ...
Never bought a pedal from there, though.
>>53793378
Since it states the model application it probably comes with the correct harness plug. If it doesn't work you should get a replacement depending on where you're ordering from. It should be unopened unless they're modifying the plugs per order.
>>53793378
Just for warning, touch screen or trying look GPS from that screen ain't very fun while driving.
>>53793435
Yes, VAG cars have a proprietary harness for headunits. These headunits are modelled after the OEM ones. My only issue is that I've read that the finish on the bezels generally do not match the interior perfectly, that and who knows what OS they are running, a lot of them have Android but quite a few also have some strange OS that just looks like absolute shit.
>>53793570
If it runs android that would be awesome. Also if the trim piece color is off is there a place to order touch up interior plastic paint? I didn't know VW dashes had that many color variations but of course a gray or tan/brown can even be incorrect coming from china.
>>53793570
>but quite a few also have some strange OS that just looks like absolute shit.
Sounds like loved Windows CE.
Aww yeah was waiting on them to bootleg Nendo Stormtroopers, Gearbest also has a bunch of Figma/Revoltech/SHF
http://www.gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_346356.html
http://www.gearbest.com/dolls-action-figures/pp_265137.html
>>53793167
Yeah, those are from a well know Brand, I think they are Korea.
my breadboard and 38 cent lithium battery charging modules just arrived. feels bretty gud man
>>53793606
I suppose so. And it's not on VWs end. The unit themselves are not generally color matched very well. I've also read on VW forums that sometimes the bezel isn't cut right and doesn't sit flush in the dash.
>>53790848
can you link the model?
Just got my Redmi Note 3 Pro 32gb/3gb in the mail.
I upgraded from a HTC One M7, thing is fuckin AWESOME. I thought going from 4.7in to 5.5in would be a big step up but the phone is barely bigger, maybe half an inch wider and taller. The smaller bezels made the upgrade smaller than I thought it'd be. It feels solid and great in your hand, just like the M7 does.
I was going to go directly to bootloader unlocking and installing that AOSP ROM but MIUI is actually kinda nice and I think I'll try it for awhile.
Does anyone else's Gearbest Support page refuse to load?
Xiaomi Mi Band arrived and it literally won't work, won't charge.
Still waiting for April 1st so I can use this.
>>53793706
http://www.everbuying.net/product1124483.html
That's the exact one I bought. Cheapest price I found, atrocious shipping time. Took almost a month. If you're willing to wait and save like $2, there you go.
>>53793709
send a pic sample :)))
>>53793757
Should have paid full price. I told you niggers that the chinks would send you bullshit.
Never forget, Nanking 1937
Never forget, Cakebux 2016
>>53793757
That's why you order from aliexpress or eBay
Just got my BM-800 mic.
It's incredible, why do people overpay for those Blue mics?
>>53793969
Because
1) they're incredibly easy to use and adjust
2) they genuinely work very well
Blue vibration isolators are trash for the money though
2015 Hot USB Charger Current Voltage Charging Detector OLED Mobile Power Current and Voltmeter Ammeter Voltage
http://s.aliexpress.com/vUFzqaYJ
(from AliExpress Android)
Can I use this to test how much mAh my power bank can output total?
>>53793757
>he bought from gearworst
You did this to yourself.
>>53793825
I used a DOOGEE X5S to take the photo.
Unfortunately I purchased this Doogee for a friend and it didn't support the bands required.
>>53793816
riiiight as a clicked to pay for this thing
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/because-it-was-blue/32627268269.html
>>53794040
and another
![Screenshot_2016-03-31-14-06-45_com.primatelabs.geekbench[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TiYPDnO.png "Screenshot 2016-03-31-14-06-45 com.primatelabs.geekbench[1]")
>>53794059
and then a geekbench of muh $200 chinkfone raping everything
>>53794059
Take a pic with the redmi though
>>53794019
Should be able to. You have to fully discharge it first (be careful with this though, lithium batteries have a point where going lower than or higher than certain voltages will permanently damage them and, in the case of Li-Po batteries, cause them to explode.) Use something like >>53793640 to discharge them safely. That board in particular (there are 2 versions of the TP4056, unprotected and protected) has a switch that automatically cuts the battery off from the circuit if voltage is about to go too high or too low. For Lithium batteries those voltage are <3.75v and >4.2v
Drain batteries -> charge via USB cord to current tester to USB port -> look at the milliamp-hours readout when it's done
You could also nigger rig it by discharging them, plugging them into your computer's USB 2.0 port, and waiting until they're fully charged (again, don't under or overcharge them). Since USB 2.0 on computers can output a maximum of 500mA, you can estimate the mAh.
>>53794115
Quickly taken just now. It also records 4k video.
>>53794182
pretty decent, for a phone
>>53794182
Impressive
>>53794149
Shouldn't the power bank already have a built in Safety circuit to prevent over charge/discharge?
Anyone here with a bluetooth wristband who care to review it?
Is it worth getting?
>>53794200
Honestly, it's as midrange as you'd expect it to be, not more, not less.
Has a bunch of lens & sensor issues and there is not much point in publishing the image at more than ~60% of its original resolution.
Muh Redmi Note 2 also looks like that, which is kinda why I'm probably going to get a Mi5 or something ASAP.
>>53794217
Should it? Yeah, of course. Does it? It depends. If it's a quality one, it probably does, but if it's a $5 one from China, there's no guarantee. I know Xiaomi power banks do have protection circuitry in them.
>>53788758
Studies have found twice the amount of fertilizers and pesticides in food than the max European limit allowed. Also, they are watered with polluted water.
Think twice before eating something from China.
>>53794272
Cite your sources.
>>53793757
If there is a "loading" animation click the X and enter your e-mail manually.
They will send you a new one for free, if you want to speed up the process, make a video explaining the problem and upload it to your ticket.
Use HandBrake.exe to reduce the FPS to 10 or some shit, and lower the quality to reduce the video size, don't make a 30min video, a 30secs video with the problem is enough.
The good news is that now you have a spare band and spare charger.
>>53794219
I have a Xiaomi sports band with heart rate monitor.
Yup, it's fine. Pulse rate measurements are pretty accurate, I can use it with a 3rd party app of my choice, and it feels okay, plus the battery lasts ~1.5-2 weeks (haven't actually tested how long exactly at my current frequency of measuring heart rate) and charges in like an hour.
Xiaomi Master Race
The hype is real!
>>53794040
>Unfortunately I purchased this Doogee for a friend and it didn't support the bands required.
HAve you tried checking the "Band Mode" in the engineer settings? Doogee usually has several bands that they don't advertise and all you need to do is click on them and click save.
I got an android huawei y201 pro
Shit works flawlessly for 3 years now
>>53793816
I got it from here http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-8-TFT-Screen-Black-RuiZu-X02-HiFi-4G-MP3-MP4-Music-Player-FM-Recorder/32456686262.html, even cheaper in the app
>>53794301
I want to buy a xiaomi phone but am unsure whether I should
>>53794301
That has been the case for years. It just took most of the plebiscite on /g/ a while to figure it out.
>>53794257
>Muh Redmi Note 2 also looks like that, which is kinda why I'm probably going to get a Mi5 or something ASAP.
If you want image quality then you're looking at the wrong brand, Vivo is the brand for phone cameras.
>>53794337
I just tried that now, they were already all checked for ones that could be
>>53794411
Well, now you have a cheap 5" tablet.
My nokia lumia 930's 20megapickle camera says hi
>>53794396
That'd work, I guess. But the high end Xiaomis (Mi series) also always have been fairly high-end.
I don't think a Vivo currently has 4-axis OIS and the latest Sony sensor, right? I think what it'd have is a bigger lens or something like that.
>>53789149
It's ok as a stopgap, but don't make it the sum of your diet. Dogs don't need all of the vitamins and minerals we do, I forget which ones in particular, but you will get sick if you try to live off of dogmeat.
>>53794288
I read about it some months ago, so i forgot the source, but i suggest to google it. The food for rich people is the only one being watered by clean water, away from industrial cities and with bags around them to protect them from air pollution (this is the only way China can export food to European countries).
The cheap food some anons are getting is pure trash.
>>53794440
Self correction: Hmm, apparently the Vivo Xplay 5 Elite has the same sensor. Just no OIS. And it costs a lot more.
Nah, I think this time around, the Mi5 might be the better camera phone.
>>53788299
Everytime this is at the top of /g/ when I open clover I think I'm on /pol/
>>53794259
It is a quality one from what I can tell but also pretty cheap. 2A output, 2A input, dual usb, etc.
>>53789781
If you think that's bad
>item meant to be delivered to my house the day before easter
>the courier goes to the wrong house, or doesn't show up, not sure which, and I need to call in and confirm details
>do that, give them description of house, etc
>no delivery until tuesday :^)
>courier goes to redeliver on wednesday
>tracking shows the package has arrived
>it hasn't
>the courier signed it himself and left it at probably a different wrong address
>the music at the callcenter uses for putting you on hold is torture
My mood has been ruined ever since thursday.
How do these fuckos manage to be so incompetent?
I am seriously considering this thing, despite thinking that the app will be Chinese. It's still half the price of an Euro-adapted Zojirushi...
>Rok Mobile
>Defense Mobile
Those are the only two USA carriers that support the bands of 2G, 3G and 4G of Xiaomi Phones, several others support 2G and 3G but no 4G.
AT&T and T-Mobil being the only big players that support 2G and 3G on Xiaomi phones.
Right now I'm using a Zenfone 2 with just 2G and 3G and I don't really miss 4G.
>>53794536
The only way to know for certain is to open it up. If there's a circuit board in there that does more than just connect the batteries to the USB ports, it should be fine, as long as there are no solder bridges or things like that.
>>53793866
It was late february, dimwit.
>>53794289
Tried it again just now, nothing.
I cant be bothered to do all this shit for a 9.30$ band, it was new shrinkwrapped so I understand they couldn't have known, but still.
Also I bought a Xiaomi Redmi 3 that I will gladly scam some tomtop chink for, 150 euros, can't really care much for it, considering its ebay.
what phone fits this criteria?
-ROM friendly, with CM13 being the preferred one, with most things working.
-Compat. with US networks, but 4G not required though since I'm on wifi all the time.
-microsd card, removable battery, usb c, etc.
>>53793640
Your breadboard is going to leak acid or something.
>>53794715
It actually seems pretty nice so far, very solid and no moulding defects.
>>53794182
That view looks kinda nice.
Too bad the hills look so barren.
>>53794700
>This day and age
>Removable battery
404.
High Quality 4000 DPI 7 Button LED Optical USB Wired Gaming Mouse For PC Laptop Gamer Computer Peripherals Mice Best Price
http://s.aliexpress.com/AFJrQFnI
>>53793285
>>53793147
Enjoy fampai
>>53794182
>Wires on poles
Lol, what is this 1980?
As expected, my Sanrenmu knife came in today. I was worried that it'd be a bit small, but it fits perfectly in my hand. Now I can open all the chink shit I keep ordering with ease. Cannot for the life of me open it one-handed though.
>>53794800
here's a pic.
>>53794772
>黄色は私の唐辛子です
This Jap Vita case still smells chinky, so it's airing out in the garage. How long does it take to air out PU?
Oh and I got my ninja tool, which I suspect of being made out of andor painted with lead.
>>53794800
>Cannot for the life of me open it one-handed though.
folders have a breakin period, it'll get easier
>>53794759
could probably compromise and get a non-removable one if it had all the rest.
Why are AMD processors so cheap on aliexpress?
>>53794800
You can loosen the screw and lubricate it, but one-handed opening typically is pointless for a tool knife anyhow. Use your other hand, enjoy that it is easy to open.
>>53794873
Because AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
>>53794602
Even the chinese import Japanese Rice cookers, just get a Zojirushi.
>>53794897
Ironically, AMD is American and Intel is Israeli.
>Aliexpress deleted my account
What the fuck? Why would they do that?
I haven't even done anything but buy shit
>>53794602
the app will be Chinese, i'd wait and see if an English app is opensourced / hacked first
>>53794897
Yeah, USA is 3rd world
>>53794964
Hah!
Has anyone ever bought chinkshit electronic components (transistors, capacitors, resistors, etc.)? Any particular tips on what/where to buy?
>>53795029
This has never happened to anyone. What scripts were you running?
>>53795074
Nothing, I'm serious. I haven't done a single thing but buy things.
I can't login anymore because my account doesn't exist
>>53795029
Why did they delete it? Did you make many accounts for coupons?
>have 60$ order from gearbest that used cakebux
>order wasn't processed until after they removed the points
>after they processed it, they shipped everything apart from 2 of the most expensive items
>think that they're never going to ship those 2 items because of cakebux
>they end up shipping them anyway the next day
So either everything is going better than expected, or I'll get a package full of sand
>>53794772
>私はあなたの黄色のピーマンを吸うしたいです <3 :^)
Fuck Korea.
>>53794897
Free shipping AMD FX 6300 AM3+ 3.5GHz 8MB CPU processor FX serial shipping free scrattered pieces FX-6300
http://s.aliexpress.com/VVJZBZV3
(from AliExpress Android)
No seriously it's like 30-40 dollars cheaper than buying local
>>53795102
I only have one account, I've never done anything to Ali but buy things legitimately, I never even used coupons.
It's just gone
Bought a jxd s7800b and a 64 gb le shark micro SD card meme for it
Shits gonna be hectic
>>53795103
When you pick it up from the Post Office record a video and open it. Upload to youtube if it's sand.
Or if you took it from the mailman then video record it too and unbox it.
>>53795100
Most likely your account as been stolen, if you have your credit card linked you should contact your bank to cancel the card.
>>53795111
These are removed from trash computers.
>>53795104
>吸うしたい
お前は日本語を習えません
I'm looking for some cheap useful shit to buy, I've bought a network card, a mouse, an iphone cover for my gf, now I'm looking for something cool, probably an electronic stuff where I can exercise my creativity, like an orange pi, but more electronic than a computer. Any ideas ?
>>53795140
I just talked to support, they added an extra s to my address randomly and are telling me it's my fault
>>53793167
Samsung manufactures memory and control chips on their own. I think they use them only internally, there are no other manufacturers using Samsung FLASH dies.
All other TF cards are using SanDisk/Toshiba memory chips and various controller chips (most often also SanDisk/Toshiba).
The difference is only where and who assembled them.
Their performance is comparable, if you run into good quality TFs. Since Samsung uses their hardware only in-house, it's harder to run into counterfeit memory cards. The most often faked ones are SanDisk (in Asia) and Kingston (west).
pic related
Also, Samsung offers few series of TFs. There are Orange and faster Reds. Not sure if any others.
>>53795134
i'm thinking about getting one for emu and watching shows. They look pretty cool
>>53795060
Yes, some. Diodes, solar panels, usb power cables, step-up voltage converters ... yadda yadd.
Just buy them off the usual shops -be it aliexpress, fasttech, dx, or banggood or gearbest or tinydeal or whatever.
>>53795213
Also, I have no way of changing it since the address needs to be working to change it, and they claim they can't change users emails
>>53795060
if you're on ali buy from high rated sellers with lots of orders, even if it might not be the dirt cheapest
>>53794949
Last time I checked, there is one overpriced importer/adopter for them in 240V Europe. prices are almost double of what they are in 110V land.
And Xiaomi is excellent at engineering shit. I figure it is good enough for me. (Wouldn't be surprised if it drastically reduced sales of Japanese rice cookers in China, too...)
>>53795036
Thanks for the hint. I expected as much, but I think I can deal with that.
>>53793782
April fools! Your coupon is $0.05 off $49.00! Enjoy your day! :^)
>>53795171
Dead computers get sent to China?
>>53795121
Rip braddah
>>53795140
>saving cards to Alipay
lololol
NEW THREAD
>>53795605
>>53795605
>>53795605
>>53795605
>>53795575
Yes. They do a tremendous amount of e-waste processing there. Regulations makes it cheaper for western countries to send their electronics back to China rather than process it locally.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/world/asia/china-electronic-waste-e-waste/index.html
>>53791763
Not right now, I think. The colors are too boring, and the price is yanked up.
I figure that for this one, the inevitable cheaper clones will also work great.
>>53790312
what's the value senpai ?
>>53795735
83 dollars
>>53794840
そ う だ ね
>>53795194
NodeMCU
>>53796501
Interesting, but I don't think I'm gonna play too much with it. No case for use also.
>>53797386
>have a box of them since when my academic supervisor ordered ten of them, he actually got ten boxes of them
>various other people I know also have a full box of them
>can't justify throwing them out
If you lived in new zealand, I would mail it 5 free
>>53795213
Why don't you log in using the wrong e-mail? and change it back to the correct e-mail?
>>53795599
Alipay is the safest way to pay shit on the internet, you can get your money back for nearly any reason or no reason at all, why would you not trust them with your credit card but trust a scum option like Paypal.
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