San Bernardino iPhone worthless after FBI spills glass of water on it.
>Shortly after the iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water."
>After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I. consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman said.
/g/ why is the FBI inept
My sides! It's real: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-worthless-after-f-b-i-spills-glass-of-water-on-it
>>53760305
>There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water
This is what happens when the FBI hires the retarded frat students.
implying this actually happened and isn't just another bogus coverup
maybe they couldn't unlock it and considered that the case wasn't going to be won or was raising too many issues for them, so they pretended they broke in and just threw water on it. better for them to look incompetent than admit defeat
>normies care about privacy all of sudden
why?
>>53760394
it's satire you dumbfuck
>>53760394
>http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-worthless-after-f-b-i-spills-glass-of-water-on-it
>http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
>http://www.newyorker.com/humor/
>>53760394
It says it's satire in the forst sentence. Can anyone ITT read?
This is satire from The Borowitz Report. Look it up.
>This post is news satire from The Borowitz Report.
>This post is news satire from The Borowitz Report.
/g/ getting smarter every day
>>53760274
>This post is news satire from The Borowitz Report.
Fake iPhone can withstand being dropped in toilet multiple times I know firsthand
>4chan falling for obvious satire article
Oh irony....
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>>53760461
FBI in full damage control
get fucked darkhats
OP probably uses Yahoo, because that's where I too first saw the story and had to click around trying to see if it was real.
Also, who the fuck here actually reads the New Yorker?
>>53760555
New Yorkers
This can't be fucking true. This fucking can't be.
