ITT we discuss shopping from various Chinese outlets such as GearBest or AliExpress. Share your experiences, post your questions.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
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Previous thread >>53742869
ching chong.
Chink
>>53746066
Glad you beat the autist.
Also what time does the "sale" start? I've been waiting for a week now to buy these KZ IEMs that was artificially inflated in price.
I'm thinking about buying the ED3, ATE, S3, and EDR2. Only own the ED9 right now.
>>53746125
starts in 5 minutes pham
>>53746144
You planning in buying anything?
If the highlight of your day is opening a CHINK thread then you fail at life
be sure to report the autist's thread.
Soon
10 SECONDS
>thread wars
>>53746066
>starting this soon before the bump limit
Someone's desperate
>tfw ali sale prices aren't going to be as cheap as gearbest, let alone the price including cakebux
>Have over 10k cakebux
It's an abstract kind of feel
>>53746066
>this desperate to say chink on 4chan
>>53746220
P O O
In for one, thanks /csg/
>>53746066
CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK
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K
>>53746066
TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO
Alright checked out my cart.
Now to play the waiting game.
>>53746081
KOOOOONICHIWA
>>53746251
You gonna post your loot or what mang?
>>53746240
holy shit these are going to be gone in <1hr
>it's a mad chinklover mad he didn't make a thread earlier like he has been doing for the past few threads
So you really think you're the only nolife autist here? Nothing personnel kiddo, glad the chinkposter got through.
What tablet to buy during this ali sale, if any?
Great. We waited two weeks for this sale and the prices are the same as before....
At least we have our cakebux.
OP here. What
CHINK
H
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K
items are you waiting on?
>>53746256
Flag, lapel mics, poster, bike light, thermometer, reflective tape.
All shit I can wait months for 2bh.
>>53746066
Is it worth to pay extra for the KZ IEMs with a microphones?
>>53746282
>implying it's one person
Count the posts and enjoy YOU'RE SHIT CHINK GENERAL :^)
we have accepted the disputes and returned the money to you, the money will back to your account which paid for this order before, you will receive the money in 2-6 days. If you don’t receive then, please check with the aliexpress customer service, friend, in fact we sent it for you ,some shipping we couldn'tcontrol it ,for your dispute that have bad effect to our store ,so i don't want to let your lose your money ,so i have return you all money .but if you get you goods hope you pay money back , life so hard ,refund will arrived your account within 3- 7 days , In order to support our work and thank refund to you,hope you can leave 5 stars for our sotre ,we will appreciate you ,you always be welcome
CHINK DRAMA
>>53746325
FUCKING CHINKS
AliExpress btfo
Any good chink keyboards on sale?
>>53746335
Do you think the chinks at gearbest were smart enough to purposely leave the exploit open so they could steal Ali's thunder?
Cakebux > Ali sale
>>53746346
Op here. You might be better off with CHINK guitar
>>53746349
>sucking chink dick this hard
>>53746348
No, it was just javascript. Have you seen most of the phone companies' websites? They're literally all copy pasted version of themselves.
>>53746325
They always post shit like that when I open dispute.
>>53746363
What do you expect from fucking chinks?
CHINKS!!
FYI if you're a heartless scum, you can open a dispute every time you've got no tracking info, you'll most likely get your money back. Even if you've got your shit.
All dat cash money
>>53746370
>implying CHINKY CHINKY TIGHTY STINKIES have heart
>>53746361
Thank you, based non-free javascript. I might not be able to order pizza with you, but I can order OTG adapters from across the world for a quarter with shipping included.
>>53746300
Xiaomi piston 3 form gearbest. I got no information on them since they shipped 10 days ago
Well $20 Nike Roshe and $17 Shark skin weather proof hooded jacket aren't bad deals.
Hi, as the OG /CSG/ OP featuring the funney internet picture everyone likes using, I give this general my blessing AND an exploitable copy of pic related to have fun with until it looks like a horrifying mess of dank daily memes, g-d bless and keep adding
http://www.mediafire.com/download/tak5h582khcdkit/Untitled-1+%282%29.psd
this >>53746383
chinks stole all the industry and tech from west
and now they ask us to pay for the stuff they stole from us
I cheat a chink whenever I see one, and I do not feel a thing.
>>53746413
Thanks memelord, I appreciate your blessing.
THOSE FUCKING CHINKS I'M GONNA GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY CHINA BTFO
>>53746370
Yeah, might call them chinks all day long, but so far they've been good to me, so wouldn't want to cheat them.
>>53746413
IT'S CHINK SHIT
CHINK
CHINK
CHINK
H
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K
S
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T
>>53746413
+1 cakebux to you, memelord
>>53746427
This, though I'm sure they call us much worse things and mean it.
>tfw you work in an industrial sized black dildo factory
>>53746406
Mine shipped on January 28th and they're still not here yet. I hope they come before my current earbuds die.
>>53746427
Shoo shoo stinky chinky
>>53746429
I left the big space in the middle blank so you can update it with whatever rotating thread name is currently in fashion :^)
>>53746413
>PSD
goddamn poo in loo use free PNG
Would love to see the flags in the thread. Wanna know if it's some mad chink shitposting or probably the most obvious shitposters of them all, Aussies.
>>53746451
yfw it's some self hating taiwanese
seriously though my money is on aussies
maybe make a poll that shows the country
>>53746325
pretty much
>buy "PS3 phone controller clip"
>it doesn't fit the PS3 controller
>at all. Not even fucking close
>leave review saying it doesn't work
>open dispute, ask for refund
>>oh herro we give money back if you change review to 5 star
>no
>get all my money back from ali anyway
This is a good one.
>>53746452
Chink supporter here. Report this false-flag moron. It's the same poo in the loo guy who spams great walls of chink.
>>53746452
Then fight for it nigga
>>53746472
FUCK YEAH!
Fuck the filthy chinks :')
>>53746349
only barely. There are plenty of products that you can't get on the cakeshop
>xiaomi hybrids are $19 on sale
what a discount
>>53746475
Could you make the false-flagging any more obvious. Knock it off.
>>53746481
Yeah. 20000mAh powerbanks are 31 dollars.
>>53746481
Trust the chinks to cheat us of a sale, kek.
FILTHY CHINK PIRATES
>>53746469
What's the next technique he'll use when he gets tired of false-flagging?
>>53746487
>mfw I am op
What was the first ever chinese website you ever ordered something from? Mine was TomTop.
>>53746492
Shoo shoo stinky chinky
>>53746496
Sure you are buddy
>>53746505
delete this
>>53746492
Thus far he's sniped threads, false-flagged, spammed "chink", spammed maki,, spammed thread creation, and spammed porn in chink threads.
Idk. You would think the guy would have something better to do than to derail one of the best generals on /g/.
Here is goes again: >>53746512
>>53746512
>chink
Ewwwwwwww
>>53746525
Your thread got deleted >>53746128
>>53746538
Kek.
My thread is right here.
now that the dust has settled, are there any good upcoming flash sales on ali? these anniversary prices are terrible.
>>53746525
>>53746546
So now you're pretending to be the OP?
>>53746546
You're trying too hard.
Alright guys, much luck with the chinamen. Taking a break from chink shit generals.
>>53746525
>>53746546
>>53746554
>>53746556
Its working
>>53746538
I'm the op of that thread. I deleted it myself so there wouldn't be multiple csg threads again, and that spammer definitely isn't me.
>anniversary sale
>starts in 3 days
Am I missing something here? What sale are you talking about?
>>53746554
How can I pretend to be something I already am? :')
>>53746125
vsonic makes the best chinese iems. don't ever buy iems with dynamic drivers unless you want dull bloated bass. always buy balanced armatures.
>>53746573
learn to read anon
>>53746580
>Chinese
RICE FARMER GTFO
how do you pronounce Cubot? I just learned Xiaomi isn't "Yao-me"
Cue-bow?
Cue-bot?
Dumping
Waiting for the KZ ate and ed9. some anon recommended it in a previous thread.
>>53746596
qu-bot
>>53746596
Why would you want to learn chink speak?
DISGUSTING
>>53746597
>>53746608
Dumping the next move in your master plan?
>>53746240
>Mi5 16MP camera shits all over HTC One M9 20MP
Rip HTC
>>53746598
The KZ Eight are only good if you like sound isolation over everything else. The ED9 are cool though.
>>53746618
Huh?
>>53746630
>Thinking megapixels are everything
>>53746451
Ausfag here btw
>going to buy some Ali Express shit
>check ebay
>it's cheaper on ebay
huh
Last chance to stop me from buying this, i worked all Easter so have money to burn
>>53746635
>>53746619
>>53746608
>>53746597
>>53746651
FUCKING DISGUSTING
Where do I buy a chink gf?
>>53746643
you like the wood look?
>>53746657
This has to be bait
SHOO SHOO STINKY CHINKY
>>53746598
got the kz ate, currently listening to Iron Maiden on them. Decent for heavy metal i suppose, especially for the price. Comfy as fuck for running.
>>53746643
Isn't it AU $213 on gearbest?
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_230567.html?wid=1
mfw the chinese shopping chink/pooinloo has stirred up so much shit anons are on a witch hunt
Anything worthwhile buying in the Aliexpress sale? Come on! I know you're hiding some deals. Post them.
Who not chink here? :')
>>53746691
Open the app and go to the hourly flash deals, that's the best there is.
>>53746657
>>53746654
Bow down to your masters
>>53746705
FUCK OFF YOU STINKY CHINKY
Does anyone know where one can buy the Chuwi Hi10 with the docking keyboard? I only see a Bluetooth version that doesn't appear to snap in like the one I see on video reviews, instead it like sits in some fabric and it connects wirelessly?
>shipped
thank you based chinks for letting me use the cakebux
Hello chinkshit
>>53746691
I picked up an iPhone 5c for my daughter for €111
>>53746669
Yes
the black version also has a nice texture pattern but i really like the wood and aluminium look
>>53746682
thanks for the link, i always forget to check Gearbest, i'm new to Chink shit, i'll spend the little bit extra on the wooden version but it's still cheaper from Gearbest
>>53746709
THIS WAS A GOOD CHINK GENERAL UNTIL YOU SJW FUCKS STARTED RUINING IT.
FUCK OFF FILTHY RICE FARMERS
>>53746728
I always think those are fake though.
>>53746753
they are not fake, but they are refurbished and probably have less lifetime than originals
>>53746728
You're daughter is
a CHINK whore
>>53746731
sweet
>>53746753
Reviews show that it's real. Always check reviews from Russians.
I mean if you want a longer battery go for the power, but eh. I got the note 3 pro with cakebux and it turned out cheaper than the ulefone.
>>53746823
With Finns you Win
Any chance of the shark prices falling again on cake best? I wanna get the 32GB for less than 5$
>>53746811
>>53746823
GET THIS DISGUSTING CHINK FILTH OUT OF MY CHINK SHIT GENERAL
>>53746784
>>53746502
dx or fasttech
>>53746812
note 3 pro is GOAT for price and 5.5"
>>53746843
DISGUSTING CHINK
SHOO SHOO
>>53746823
Mämmi
Viina
Perheväkivalta
Talvi Sota
>>53746856
Does the Note 3 have a micro sd slot?
>>53746887
The Pro does. Also the 32GB version has 3GB ram instead of 2GB on the 16GB
>>53746201
>some butthurt cuck trying to change it to 'Chinese'
Topkek
>>53746900
It will always be CHINK general :')
>>53746860
Lol
>>53746899
Still happy with my Note 2.
>>53746922
Moot my son
>>53746922
CHINK
>>53746596
Cubot isn't Chinese. Kubote could be, or Cubote pronounced Koo-boh-tuh and Tsu-boh-tuh respectively. Give us the name in Chinese and we'll tell you how to pronounce it.
>>53746709
China's economy is doing terrible you retarded chink. Their growth figures are the lowest they've been in 30 years, and that's with their extremely doctored figures.
Their government has even stopped people from bringing money outside of their country now, they're limited to $50k per person.
What's everyone buying?
>being so pooper peeved about nobody wanting his chinese shopping general he starts spamming the thread with images
Autismal as fuck
>>53747008
>China's economy is doing terrible
7 times faster growth than the European average isn't terrible
>>53747010
phones
>>53747008
>implying 6.5% growth is bad.
The industrial profits have rebounded in the first two months of 2016 following a stimulus package, and are at their highest point since 2014.
>>53747010
Corncob bulbs
玉米灯
米
灯
>>53747035
Why has this thread suddenly attracted a new level of autistic cancer?
Your ass has been reported.
>>53746812
it'll cost a litte more, i can get the ulefone for $250 and a redmi note 3 pro for abut $330. that is a lot more power...
The battery is still 4000mah, so not the sub 3000mah most phones have, but it loses that unique look of the wood ;_;
I'm not sure if i'd use the additional power, i don't generally play games when i;m out and about, as i'm doing things. video games are more a home thing for me. what are the other benefits of a faster phone?
So how do i win stuff in the app?
>>53747051
Recommend me some bulbs to pick up. The videos left me more confused than anything.
>>53747064
It's not new. It's literally the same guy over and over again just using different tactics.
He's really pissed now because he was busy getting fresh Mountain Dews when we needed a new thread, so he couldn't post his chinese shopping thread.
>>53746943
keep reporting, maybe he'll get banned
Hi friends, did anybody manage to get 1000 points running the script on Gearbest in the past day?
>>53747035
>>53746920
>>53746866
>>53746852
>calling finno-mongols "chinks"
this insult my proud heritage
>>53747105
SHOO SHOO STINKY CHINKY
>>53747100
One guy has posted a screen cap. Nobody else has said it worked.
Whats the tracking like on these fitness watches? they upload data to some random sights?
>>53747064
the sjw trying to force "chinese shopping" is booty blasted that he can't get his way
>>53747099
MAYBE YOU'LL GET BANNED YOU DISGUSTING RICE FARMER
>>53747116
Another era of conquest is upon.
I miss Chinese shit generals
>>53747121
Just buy a Xiaomi Mi band. It does the job.
>>53747088
You mean this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNf6VSj6M-E
Just avoid the ones that don't have a protective glass/plastic shell
http://www.gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_241246.html
>>53747150
No, racism is disgusting.
Is this even legal?
>>53747155
Thanks
>>53747160
For the most part yes, IIRC Germany it's not though
Any "spy gear" I can get? Like directional mics, things disguised as other things, Night Vision?
>>53747170
pp-piglets...
Do i go for the cool looking Ulefone with the giant battery for $250 or the more powerful Redmi Note 3 for $325?
I'm just note sure if i'll use the extra power of the note 3, i'm not that heavy a phone user.
I could always just spend $20 on a 10,000mah powerbank...
>Chink thread and
>nobody posts Nokias
>>53747160
"Driving just got better"
>>53747212
NOKIAS ARE FINNISH YOU FILTHY CHINK
>>53747121
if you want it to share data with social media it can.
>>53747215
no thats a Microsoft phone, one of the old ones before Lumia
>>53747215
>Finns
>not Chinks
Choose one
>>53747168
Never.
>>53747206
That fucking pic
>>53746654
I never understood why beta white males went for Asian chick's either, surely if you were too ugly to get a gf you'd just go for a chubby chick or something?
>>53747212
>not sure if making a joke about Finn's not being white
>intentionally being retarded
>or actually doesn't know
What happened to the CHINK Finnish pics?
What SJW faggot removed it?
>>53747185
An unremarkable egg that turns into a rubber sleeve you can fuck. That's some James Bond shit right there.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-TENGA-EGG-Male-Masturbator-Japan-Egg-Silicon-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket-Realistic-6-Variety-with/32439638530.html
>>53747243
Too many personality issues with those, too. They aren't lowering their standards when they can amass an army of likeminded fatasses to make the world kowtow to the threat of being sat on by at least two of them at once.
>>53747030
>>53747019
>does not understand what doctored figures means
Some people have said the real figures might even be negative.
Looking for a good mouse, not for gaming but just general use.
Pref perfect sensor and minimalist design (no leds, 50mil buttons etc)
How does one go about avoiding import tax on products?
What is the best shipping option from chinkland to make this happen?
I'm fine with things taking longer if it means lower cost
>>53747262
>"Some people"
>Citation needed
>>53747269
>How does one go about avoiding import tax on products?
Impossible. Just pay the fucking tax faggot
>>53747262
>Some people
/pol/ wet sreams
>>53747243
It's because no one else wants them.
Gooks always pick the lowest fruit.
Fucking CHINKS
>>53747250
Funny how its free shipping only for two items. Like just buy 45 pairs seperately instead of paying a fortune for shipping
> using the word chink
It's 2016 people
>>53747269
depends on your country, I live in eurocountry and the import tax limit is 22 eurobucks
I try to keep my orders under that, but I have made like 5 orders above that and have never got stuck in customs
when I order above 22bucks, I ask the chinese man to write on the customs paper something like 5dollars, and it seems to work
I got 100 euro phone without any tax because on the customs paper it said "5 dollars - mobile toy"
>>53747248
The """Chink""" Finnish pics were an eyesore and very annoying. They are gone now.
>>53747269
If you purchased chink shit before you'll have noticed that the vendors systematically undervalue the items on the package. Many countries have a threshold or just don't care about items with a low value, so usually you don't end up having to pay anything.
>>53746217
>>53746201
MFW I made the original banner all these are derived from.
>>53747319
I know what you're saying. From now on I will only use the word "Chinaman".
pls hlp me... i know very little about phones
Just bought a metal button for my 5S I use as a backup phone so now it looks like the SE :DDDDDD
>>53747243
Asian chicks are obedient slaves that respect whoever owns them.
>>53747327
>The """Chink""" Finnish pics were an eyesore and very annoying. They are gone now.
I find the OP CHINK to be an eyesore and annoying. Why don't you apply the same rules to that you SJW /pol/cuck.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lCtjAV5.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>53747348
What about the Oukitel K10000?
>even bigger battery
>looks amazing
have fun regretting whatever phone you chose
>>53747362
> Asian chicks are obedient slaves that respect whoever owns them.
Clearly you have never met a woman from mainland China, especially from Shanghai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLAjloSAajs
>>53747384
>looks amazing
famalan it has a fuckin bull on the back
>>53747322
>5 dollar mobile toy
Kek, you will get fucked hard if they check and ask for the receipt anyway.
I would not risk it
>>53747327
>The """Chink""" Finnish pics were an eyesore and very annoying.
You're no different to the SJW you hate so much. Two sides of the same coin.
>>53746691
you've done the worst thing possible retard. 111€ thrashed. you must be an Italian better known as European Chink
>>53747402
well I could get fucked as in I pay standart import tax, which is like 25% of the product price
I would not get fines or anything, since I cant control what the chinaman writes on the customs paper
and the customs here are overworked with drugs/researchschems/other banned products
they dont have time to chase random chinese products
>>53747398
WOW
>>53747398
he's a pussy-cuck
>>53747250
>>53747311
I think there is another listing on Ali for the same price ($1.89) but with free shipping. Has anybody bought these? How discrete is the packaging? I'm quite bored of fucking my own hand every night.
>>53746066
Update the sport/action camera lines:
Just this:
Xiaomi Yi (not good asthe other two but, under 100$ and moddable)
Firefly 6s 100/120$
Git 2 100/130$
Best chink stuff for this sector.
SjCams are tatal shit, why you keep promoting them?
Have they fixed the playorder issue with the RUIZU X02? I read that the player ignores the id3 tags and simply plays the music in the order it was copied to the player
http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_276376.html
MOTHER
FUCKING
SHARK
USB CABLE
Is there anything that I can buy from gearbest that would be good for me
I'm from India and I need something that ships fast so I can pretend it christmas
What is the best bluetooth speaker under 30$?
>>53747578
toilet paper ?
>>53747484
what matters about discrete packaging? is it because of parental interference?
>>53747398
That is Hongkong, it doesn't count. The Hongkongese are degenerate Capitalist Roaders.
MAO ZHUXI WANSUI!!!
>>53747586
>toilet paper
>toilet
>implying
>>53747250
The pastebin says that anything that you buy from china that you stick your dick in is kind of unsafe
>>53747578
Xiaomi pistons
Why aren't you spending your cakebux on this right now?
>>53747600
fuck u i have toilet i do not poo on shoe stupid meme
>>53747600
street paper ?
sand paper ?
>>53747583
>http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_276376.html
Also interested in this.
Also, what is the lowest price that the Shark SDs have gone for?
>>53747558
shark my shit up
>>53747250
>>53747484
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vagina-S-Adult-Sex-Toys-Masturbation-Fleshlight-Masturbator-Sextoy-Tenga-Electric-Male-Masturbator-Sex-Product-For/32389901832.html
I bought this from alie couple months ago, it's great. It has 3xAAA vibrator, real strong. It's long, made for real dick not chink dick. And my penis is still fine after many months of use.
It is not discreet, it's big. But I live on my own so not a problem.
>>53747621
>wiping your rumpus after a poo
>not using a natural bidet
and you wonder why us and China will rule the world in another 15 years
>>53747669
Can I come over and maybe we both try it out? You know, for durability and stuff.
>>53747680
I pay for china plastic vagina so I dont have to deal with the real vagina, so no thanks.
>>53747558
>>53747629
Just a tip: Never buy anything power-related when it comes to cables and plugs from China unless you know that it's coming from a reputable brand.
I can tell you right now that the cable in that link is probably rated for 1A or less.
>>53747621
newspaper
>>53747671
Stinky CHINKS GTFO
>>53747671
>natural bidet
whats that? your friend pees on your poopoohole?
So, for the three of you that actually care, I was messing with some of my fake pokemon carts. I soldered a battery into my fake ruby and I was playing with some rom tools. The battery seemed to do nothing which confirms my suspicion that these carts do not have RTC hardware. All of the carts use a 32MB (256Mb) ROM despite the originals being only 16MB (128Mb). I dumped one of the carts onto my 3in1 just to see what happens. I still got the "The save can be played" whatever message and the game actually froze anytime I attempted to save. For reference, the 3in1 can play unpatched pokemon games fine (but they would need to be patched to use the 3in1 RTC and even then it only works ingame and not offline). I did test the RTC ingame and it was not functioning on my modded fake ruby other than the play time counter, which worked fine before the battery mod. So it seems that the roms loaded onto these fake carts have been modified to use a different type of save than on normal carts, which explains why my soul silver doesn't recognize them and why I can't dump the save from my retail cart onto my fake cart.
Also, it seems that my Shiny Gold cart likes to randomly delete saves. Which is super shitty because that's the only cart I planned on playing. Oh well. If it happens again, I'll just get a refund from the seller.
As far as I can tell, these carts can't be reflashed with another rom.
>>53747686
N-no, I'm a boy
Can someone redpill me on the AliExpress freebies?
>>53747723
CHINK shit GALORE
>>53747723
one product
500 000 people going for it
you are more likely to win more money from lottery
>>53747723
you just apply for it, it adds their storefront to your favorites, and in one week they do a drawing for all the winners. some items are available to multiple winners, some are only one.
this Ali anniversary sales are a scam
most products had inflated prices so now they can sell them at normal prices but advertise them as "discounted"
take Xiaomi Hybrid for example, 2 weeks ago they were about 17-18€, last week they went all the way up to 24-27€ and now they are "on sale" for 17-18€
while on Gearbest they stayed at the same price for all the time
>>53747709
neat. I have no intention of getting one but ROM stuff is cool anyway. How do you have RTC on the 3in1?
>>53747776
yep
tho coupons are okayish
I got couple 3 dollars off 19dollar purchase
>>53747777
software rtc, not hardware
>>53747776
>not just buying hybrids using GB
>>53747834
+ cakebux makes it a sweet deal.
>>53747776
this.
I'm happy of buying them for 15 dollars
>>53747839
what's that?
>>53747839
>tfw missed the cakebux train
