halp

>>53744344
>halp
Jesus christ you're dumb. I don't even use this shitty distro but the package name is aptitude not apt-get. Now get the fuck out and ask your shitty questions in >>>>g/sqt/ next time

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>>53744344
>

sudo apt-get install apt-get

>>53744463
You just got pranked bro

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>>53744344

$ uname -a

>using apt-get and aptitude
>not using apt

>>53744344
What distro? Try

(package manager install command) apt

>>53744344
try this

sudo yum install apt-get[\code]

>>53744344
dnf, emerge, pacman, yum...

>>53744767
>using dpkg at all

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>>53744344
Reasons for problem:
>Broken install disk
>Ran aptitude without checking the package list
>Copied commands from sketchy guide
>Did this intentionally for this thread

Solutions
>Re-burn disk with fresh ISO
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAScsOmbivk
>see above
>Please stop

just reinstall or manually download apt and install it locally

>>53744344
>>>/sqt/

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>>53744463
>>53744705
>>53744731
>>53744767
>>53744845
>>53744856
>>53744884
>>53745568
>>53745921
Are you people retarded?

sudo apt install apt-get

>>53744344

sudo pacman -S apt-get apt aptitude