Who is the cutest Programming Language /g/?
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Who is the cutest Programming Language /g/?
>>53690822
LISP
>>53690822
PHP
R
>>53690822
>No FORTRAN.
I am disappoint.
>>53690822
Javascript. I have a thing for tsunderes.
>Visual Basic
Why the fuck do people do this?
It's like the anthropomorphizing of outdated tech like casettes, ancient game consoles and pc's.
Don't they know how awful they make me feel to see her unconfident, sad face? Just imagine how confident and excited she was until everybody started abandoning her.
Yet another thread by a manchild weeaboo.
Why is this a thread?
>>53690822
Python
>>53690822
>tfw no lonely 30 something C++ fwb to get drunk in seedy Tokyo bars with
>>53691842
tfw Im 25 and still just a cs undergrad... early 20s, wasted. T_T
>>53691842
kill yourself, kike.
>>53691917
>kike
uncut over here
https://youtu.be/qObzgUfCl28
Ruby, VB and R
>>53691680
Most people don't find coffins hot.
>>53690822
>muh C
also tfw no haskell
Java and vb a cute
>>53690822
RIP Tay
>>53690822
ASM
>>53690822
Action Script. I want to see her pantsu.
>>53691811
>complaining about weeaboos on a Chinese cartoon image board
>>53690822
>VB
Python can take her sneks up her ass
>No ASM
SCALA <3 <3 <3
>heterochromia
>those socks
obviously C
Obviously Swift. How can other languages even compete?
>>53690822
HASKELL IS BEAUTIFUL
Marry C++ and adopt R as our child.
>>53695293
I want to fill her typed holes
>>53695421
Why are there giant pimples on her knee and shoulder?
>>53695455
She's lazy
>>53690822
Haskell.
>all those Haskellfags
After diging into Idris, Haskell feels tainted, becausef :: A -> B
instead off : A -> B
Why is it that my thread about cyber-punk anime was deleted but this isn't? I really don't get mods.
>>53695591
:: is one of the few things I dislike about Haskell. The others are things like the fact that map and ++ only work on lists.
>>53695625
Because this thread is not about anime.
>>53695631
Use fmap and (<>) instead or is your complaint that they should be part of typeclasses in Prelude
>>53695685
map and ++ should be used for functors and monoids.
>>53695754
Why stop there?
https://hackage.haskell.org/package/numeric-prelude
https://hackage.haskell.org/package/modular-prelude-classy
>>53695754
>>53696071
I personally want the entire prelude to be rebased ontop of ‘lens’.
There's so much redundancy and lack of generalization. ‘lens’ drastically reduces code re-use / boilerplate
>>53691902
Shh. no tears fellow mid 20's cs undergrad
We will get to our destination. even if it took a little longer.
>PHP
>it's the Plastic Memories robot girl look alike
Them feels.
Autistic python girl best girl.
