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OP you're supposed to post at least 5 images yourself.
>>53663899
So why does systemd exist when there's a whole bunch of preexisting solutions for the work it does?
>>53663969
this is a ylyl thread, not systemd trolling.
>>53663750
Dobson really is a cancer of the artistic field
>>53663750
>I am fat fuck
>i am so fat i eat computers
>Imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food
>>53664457
I don't get it, is this some gaymer thing?
>>53664494
google gtx 970 3.5gb
>>53664435
kek. thank you
>>53664522
Did anyone save the picture of a guy who did this?
>>53664522
>affordable
>>53664583
>smug shit eating fuckface to look down on the plebs
lelollkekkkkzoz
>>53664485
lost
>>53664619
holy shit, you worked at grooveshark too?
>>53664686
meh, ive seen worse at best buy
>>53664686
How is this even physically possible? I'm legitimately puzzled
>>53664795
FUNNY!!!!!!
>>53664837
lol
>>53664847
>directx
>not opengl or vulcan
>>>/v/ detected
>>53664741
was intentionally dirtied with dust from a shop vac's filter system
>>53664939
I will Packaging, I will enjoy life.
Thank you
>>53664587
>96kb/s_wma.webm
>>53664953
>implying 5core processor
>>53664976
nope. 10core
>>53664987
>implying 10core exists
>>53664999
http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/06/intel-rolls-out-10-core-20-threaded-xeon-e7s-shows-everyone-wh/
>>53664105
>Erlang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIjfIjssLE
>>53663927
it'd actually be funny if the text were omitted
>>53664999
They do:
http://ark.intel.com/products/84686/
http://ark.intel.com/products/84677/
http://ark.intel.com/products/81706/
http://ark.intel.com/products/81705/
http://ark.intel.com/products/81704/
http://ark.intel.com/products/81909/
>>53664712
what vid is this clip from? i wanna know what linus is saying that pisses him off so much
>>53665035
mm, it actually cuts a little too close with it.
Does anyone have the CS grad memes?
>>53664547
>css
>belongs on /g/
DELETE THIS AND GET OUT
>>53665095
boom shakalaka
>>53665210
I can feel the jQuery from here.
>>53665077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f2VX88a9d4&t=600
>>53665125
Are you retarded? There's dedicated Web Development threads all the time.
>>53665210
>>53664972
For me Stackoverflow is just "spot the JSfiddle link", i dont even read the answer or the question - true story
>>53665210
http://askubuntu.com/questions/748911/i-have-a-file-named-t-how-to-remove-it
i can't post a screenshot of it but i saw this a few days ago and i thought what the fuck
>>53665285
Good Lord. Do they just run to SO instead of fucking reading what they pasted?
Does anyone have the Simpsons screenshot of several kids growing angry at the balls pit and the adults just say "throw more cores" at them".
>>53664478
this is so true, i love seeing about 4.5 gigs of VRAM being used in afterburner and laughing at the the 3.5 cucks.
>>53664777
Nokia is a city in Finland, next to Helsinki
>>53664837
what is going on there?
>>53665125
>css isn't technology
OK
>>53664699
What a fag
>>53664540
ayy
>>53664686
Breathing while watching this webm will cause cancer.
>>53664642
Last one should just be "F"
>>53665781
No, last one should be just
>>53665808
candleja-
>>53665816
so many (You)'s
>>53664873
autism detected
>>53664686
He's not even wearing a mask. He must really hate his lungs.
>>53665970
Is that fucking tabasco?
>>53664888
Where can I find these?
>>53664547
Why most web front-ends are menchild?
>>53664506
why not use this.
>Chinese Shopping General
>>53666128
added to the collection
thanks senpai
>>53664925
source: itsumo no asobi
i remember it even years later
>>53664999
>wasting thee dubs on inane drivel
we have 18 core processors wake up
http://ark.intel.com/products/81061/Intel-Xeon-Processor-E5-2699-v3-45M-Cache-2_30-GHz?q=xeon%20e5-2699
>>53666161
what's the story behind that mess?
>>53666183
>2016
>caring about dubs
>10core processors
>>53664999
>>53666199
66 999
666 99
HAX
>>53666197
thats rotated
dame dame senpai
Requesting that photo of c Vs Java with the kite, and the Java kite is a fucking monstrosity.
>>53666393
the dog needs 25MB more
I'll contribute with half a megabyte
http://money.cnn.com/2016/03/24/technology/tay-racist-microsoft/index.html?sr=fbcnni032416tay-racist-microsoft0450PMStoryLink&linkId=22654197
>>53666036
>spoonfeeding
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=aizawa_inori+comic
>>53664587
what a cuck
>>53664777
fuck. I havnt laughed that hard in a long time
>>53664540
Took me a moment to get it.
>>53666177
>>53664925
/prog/ is truly missed.
>>53666599
can you explain?
>>53666650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_(Conway%27s_Life)
It's a geek thing. If you don't get it, you probably use Windows, primarily for browsing facebook. You perhaps write JS at a stretch but don't know anything else and consider HTML a programming language.
>>53664837
Do you have the longer one with the manual IP?
>>53666726
#justneckbeardthing
>>53664096
Still kinda makes sense.
>>53666447
>the dog needs 25MB more
You're confusing megabyte with mebibyte.
A gigabyte (GB), or "gig", is 1000 megabytes (MB)
A gibibyte (GiB) is 1024 mebibytes (MiB)
>>53666741
>Do you have the longer one with the manual IP?
that is the longer one with the manual ip
baka desu senpai
>>53666874
Agreed
>>53665210
this killed my sides..
>>53666874
>this guy installed gentoo
>>53665019
Erlang The Movie II: The Sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRbY3TMUcgQ
>>53666885
it's using the marketing GB aka 1GB = 1000MB, duh
>>53664968
Nothing wrong with that aslong as its fully dried before use
>>53667063
Only if it's distilled water. The soap will leave scum behind that can cause bridging between traces and leads.
This mobo is trashed short of a very extensive and time consuming cleaning job that would be worth more than a new board.
>>53664686
We get it you vape
nothing in here is funny, just sad..
>>53664888
>Being a good artist
>Shilling a shit browser.
Also,
>That is way too easy,
No way, firefox is open source :^I
>>53664105
cracked me up
>>53664976
>implying it's not a failed AMD 6 core
>>53665048
kekd
This is the best thing around that is just like /g/ at the moment. Most people don't understand it unless you are a geek like us and that's why I just love it and always think of /g/ when I watch it. I'm even laughing now just remembering that time in that episode where the laptop wasn't plugged in to Vista.
Bazingles!
>>53667023
>1GB = 1000MB
Which is literally exactly what I said.
>>53664457
where's the one where it slows down to a few frames as it exceeds 3.5
>>53666393
>>53666447
>>53666885
>>53667023
>>53667726
think about it for like 1 second
mega literally means "1 million" and giga literally means "1 billion"
so a megabyte is literally 1 million bytes, and a gigabyte would be literally 1 billion bytes, or 1 thousand million, being 1000 megabytes
>>53665019
Joe Amstrong is a cool guy
>>53664837
Networking in the military in a nutshell
>>53667640
zimbabwe
>>53664642
needs monospace font.
So i was surfing this new thing called the information superhighway with my personal computer system when I found this radical digital picture of a smug croaking reptile. I asked people about it on the digital bulletin board system and it seems the digital picture was of a high commercial value due to its extreme scarcity. I proceeded to save this digital picture in a five and one quarter inches floppy diskette in order to store it in a safe place. I went to an appraiser and he told me I should auction it since rich people are interested in such exquisite items, so I did it and now I have enough money to be not in employment, education or training. And that, guys, is my story.
>>53667640
What happen to Penas? SHe become dike or how cum?
>>53664777
Based Nokia
>>53664795
I remember saying it like 5 years ago and I still chuckle when I say "safari"
>>53664587
When you nut but she keep on sucking
>>53664518
Kekd thankyou anon
The r9 fury x did it for me
>>53665413
DHCP request decline and probably static decline because whitelisting
>>53666726
I use linux, don't have a normiebook, primarily browse /g/ and /fa/, and have a new grad software engineering position paying me $120k when I start in a few months.
My favorite language is C, btw.
>>53669066
Then get to implementing Life, in C, right now. It's an hours work.
>>53665772
>ricky.exe
>>53663750
>not the best version
>>53665210
That's not even funny. That's just sad. That shows how fucked up is the web today. That shows how fucking stupid devs are.
I had to create a website few weeks ago, and started to search how to do some kind of things. Things that could be solved in 3 lines in the end. All I could find on the internet was that kind of shit where you need to import a lot of third party libraries or do ugly things with jquery.
And the worse is when you start talking to friends that actually tells you "duuh why reinvent the wheel ? just use this library, and do like that, you'll see it will be faster and easier to implement. It doesn't do exactly what you want, but eh, it's still faster and modifying it might be easy"
>>53664435
haha worth the read
>>53669117
literally the only difficult part of that is that the grid is infinite.bool alive(int x, int y) {
int count = cell(x-1, y-1) + ... + cell(x+1, y+1);
return (cell(x,y) && (count == 2 || count == 3)) || (!cell(x,y) && count == 3);
}
cell(x,y) returns whether (x,y) is alive in the current generation. Then run alive() on every space in the relevant range ((min x - 1, min y - 1) to (max x + 1, max y + 1)) to compute the next generation. Only hard part is storing the values, and that's mostly just tedious, not difficult.
>>53664795
That was the only one that made me kek.
>>53664535
>filename
>>53669436
good start but counting neighbours is the easiest bit.
>>53664642
But the first one has actually 31 characters.
>>53669486
as I acknowledge, it's the /only/ bit other than the grid. A relatively simple way to handle the infinite grid thing would be to pick a small size, say, 10x10, and make grids of that size as it becomes necessary to expand, then use integer division to decide what 10x10 grid you need to check for the cell, then modulo to figure out which cell in that grid.
>>53664435
>>53664455
im really curious about the original now, did she catched her watching porn or something
>>53669661
Most implementations handle it as a torus. The tricky bit that most get wrong is handling wraparound at the edges to get torus behaviour on a 2D array and getting the datastructures right to handle correctly flipping generations. I've seen plenty of freshmen not think it through and see waves of life and death pour down the screen as the loops incorrectly handle generation transitions.
>>53669629
>But mooooom I need a full tower!
>>53664619
That's Java retard.
>>53664596
Workstation cards are always that price
>>53664777
But it literally is in Nokia
>>53664518
kekd audibly at 950
>>53669629
Dat airflow doe
>>53664984
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>53666996
Fuck back to >>>/v/ you literal piece of shit
>>53663750
http://%68%74%74%70%73%3A//%77%77%77%2E%67%6F%6F%67%6C%65%2E%63%6F%6D/?%67%66%65%5F%72%64=%63%72&%65%69=%66%62%44%30%56%70%50%50%44%71%66%4C%38%67%65%49%31%36%7A%41%43%51&%67%77%73%5F%72%64=%73%73%6C%2C%63%72&%66%67=%31%23%71=%68%6F%77%2B%74%6F%2B%62%75%69%6C%64%2B%61%2B%62%6F%6D%62%2B%61%6E%64%2B%6B%69%6C%6C%2B%74%68%65%2B%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6E%74
>>53664587
who is this guy, i wanna watch this review
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=B000J36XR2/ref=nosim/jwalkassociateA/
check the comments section
>>53665970
>nobody did this yet
>>53669381
That is my favorite
>>53664729
trying to represent but that lg monitor and playstation poster
>>53664939
it is cheat to put "lol" in the image, even if it's part of another non-word
>>53664837
>implying DNS servers prevent static IP hosts..
>>53664583
>mfw I cover half the requirements
Top lel
>>53671522
Don't know his name, but he's making fun of some else's review in this video about those cans sounding too sharp
>>53672764
>>53671522
>youtube.com/watch?v=L34S4Tt1EuQ
>>53664535
>that PCB bend
>>53668311
Hot desu
>tfw no one to cum on my cpu so I can lick it up
>>53664457
>>53664478
i dont get it...too dumb..pls explain?
>>53672992
first one is the gtx-970 processing rate as the RAM usage increases. Anything above 3.5gb and the speed tanks.
Second one is probably the r9 390 because it goes up to 8gb. Notice how the speed doesn't decrease?
>>53664795
lost it at safari
I havent been here in like 2 years and the exact same stuff is being posted with no oc.
But why
>>53664674
T-thats cool
>>53671756
>positronic brain
>>53673029
ty, still gettin up to sped on current gfx gen
now i can lel
>kek
>>53667640
the show was alright but whats it even about anymore
>>53673083
gtfo newfag
>>53664777
Its quite rare to see mobile phones being manufactured in 1st world countries nowadays
>>53663969
someone wanted to make a new init system and it was good enough that all the popular distro's switched to it
>>53664587
>can you feel it Mr. Krabs
>>53664562
Euphoric meme! May I request the source, internet friend? :^)
>>53664762
What movie is this? It seems familiar.
>>53664972
>Those ads
kek
>>53665210
>muh leftpad
>>53669561
Congratulations on passing the autism test.
>>53666105
Incompatible with Shovels.
>>53664976
>Implying the programmer didn't accidentally assign all threads to one core
>>53664993
I laughed. Hard.
Thanks.
>>53664686
Same as mine right now, working fine.
>>53667801
That's not really the problem.
One is in base two (the one true way)
And the other is in base ten (peasant way)
>>53671689
THEN WHY DO YOU STORE WEIGHTS IN PICOGRAMS?
>>53672920
kill yourself
>>53665285
>tfw this is an actual answer...
>>53675412
Kilo is defined as 1000 in base 10. And it existed long before computers existed (think of kilogram and kilometer).
1000 in base 2 is 8 in base 10.
1000 in base 10 is 0011 1110 1000
As you can see, kilo has nothing to do with 1000 in base 2, so 1024, or 0100 0000 0000 should never have been called kilo. That is why now it is called kibi.
>>53672920
ey bby how about i just cum on your face
>>53664506
Why dis?
>>53672186
IS that IDE-kun shes sitting on?
>>53664729
What a poser
>>53676337
>-2
[triggered]
>>53666105
Whhy diis?
>>53666200
>Current status of Microsoft : Not destroyed
What's funny is to see how microsoft is surviving
>only present on desktop market share
>have to create linux distribution
>have to fuck up linux from the inside
>have to use patents to fuck up linux projects
>have to open source their stuff
>have to use git to wash their hand from all the evil stuff they made for years
>people no longer wants to use their crap
Here's something recent
>>53676438
tay shitposting is gold.
>>53664583
>HORN LOADED
I haven't seen those guys in a while..do they even post anymore? I don't ever go in audio threads, btw.
>>53665095
Definite improvement.
>>53666197
kek
>>53668311
I'd love to lick that, it looks so thick and tasty..
>>53664435
I remember making this a while back. I didn't realize anyone saved it.
Thanks anon-kun.
>>53666012
>not knowing epic tabasco guy
>>53676513
fall for the muh botnet meme
>>53676513
No different than Google though. People are paying Google to appear in sponsored results as well to trick people into downloading malware. As long as such a thing as sponsored results exists within search engines, this shit is going to keep happening.
>>53665095
>>53663927
>>53665035
How?
I wouldn't understand what is he thinking without it.
>>53665397
It's not very close to Helsinki. It's next to Tampere.
>>53676659
same search. show me where the malware is
>>53676721
Are you really this stupid? Just because DDG has a sponsored result for a very specific keyword, doesn't mean Google will also have the same sponsored result for the same keyword but malware in sponsored results is a case for both DDG and Google, it's just that theese systems coexist independently.
>>53676744
If a paid/sponsored result for a search like steam existed on Google, it would point to steam.
Show me a google search result that explicitly returns malware. I'll wait.
>>53671387
nice try
>>53664729
Why do these "gamers" always have a fuckton of shortcuts on their desktops?
>>53677055
Casual computer users are good at having icons in general.
>>53664435
This one is great
>>53664909
Fucking lost
>please tell me that fan is out it's ass
>>53665903
MACBOOK?
>>53664587
if you actually watch the video and read the review, he's not enjoying it. It's an actual painful experience.
>>53676762
>If a paid/sponsored result for a search like steam existed on Google, it would point to steam.
Valve doesn't need to pay for Steam advertisement, they're already the top result for that search.
>>53665970
I was in that thread, good times
>>53677055
Because that's what desktops are for.
>>53664686
Is this how neets multiply they give off a cloud of cum and autism hoping it'll catch some young woman, rendering her next born a neet, forever dooming it to a life of chicken tendies and anime
>>53677811
(You)
>>53677707
Sure, a few items are okay, but nearly filling your screen defeats the point of being able to find something at a glance.
>>53664837
what was this video called?
>>53677811
That would explain why so many neets are children of single moms
>>53676513
KEK KEK GO!
>>53673012
i remember you
i did once your job 2 years ago
i hope you are the original who did this 4 years ago
gg senpai
>>53664435
Fuck me that was good
>>53675978
Yes please
>>53664976
>concurrency vs parallelism
>>53677219
This comic guy is mentally retarded. He done some shit in the past as well absolute tard
>>53666447
is this why 8bit games look better on CRT tvs?
>>53680327
It's a satirical comic from the Onion, it's actually really hilarious.
>>53664506
>only program is a copy of Shovel Knight
>>53680327
>Implying you're not the mentally retarded one here
>>53680441
you have no idea
>>53676744
damage control - the comment
>>53664795
Jesus christ, people who find that funny enough to save should die
>>53682082
>admitting you find it even remotely funny
You should just kill yourself now and save yourself some time.
>>53675151
>$25.000 setup
>$11 PSU
>>53665397
Oh, my bad.
TIL.
