>TAP TAP CLICK TAP TAP CLICK CLICK
THIS is ALL it Takes for some Hacker to hack into your computer
how does /g/ keep their info safe?
>KEK SLURP KEK CLICK SPERG KEK
THIS is ALL it Takes for us to defend our computer
>SQUIRT MOAN GROAN SQUIRT SQUIRT
This is ALL it takes for some home invader to fuck your mother
how do you keep safe?
>>53604812
I've blocked all Windows updates and use MWB and spybot. Haven't had any trouble since all my important files are on a desktop computer that's not connected to the internet anyway
by not having any useful information
>SLURP SLURP GOBBLE SLURP
THIS is ALL it Takes for OP to suck a cock
I put a bit of rubber under the keys so they can't press them properly
>>53604812
>BOOM BOOM SMASH
T H I S is A L L it T A K E S for someone to kick in your door and rape your sister
I installed Arch
>>53604900
>I installed Arch
>>53604812
>firmware password
>once you enter that it drops you to Open Firmware and you have to manually boot the OS
>he'll probably get OS X to boot if anything, which contains nothing and cannot read OpenBSD's partitions
>once said hacker figures out how to boot OpenBSD, he still needs to decrypt the home partition
>on top of that, my laptop's a fortress, it takes 30 screws to get to the HDD, so that'll at least slow him down if he just decides to pull the drive
>>53604850
pretty much this
>>53604812
making my keyboard sticky so it won't go clack clack clack.
>>53604924
can't steal shit if the OS is too broken to boot
>BOOM
this is all it takes for you to kill yourself, do it OP
>>53604846
>MWB
it's not MWB that's a stupid ass acronym l2acronym, it's MBAM
>>53604846
>I've made sure my computer will never recieve vital fixes for serious exploits because /g/ told me some government drone skimming my google search history is far worse than a faggot teenager with root access to my system and every motivation to use it will ever be
Might as well just use XP you fucking faggot
>>53605192
Not him but I'd rather get hacked by a script kiddie than make it easier on the NSA
>>53604812
I don't even have passwords or locking screens
Once you have physical access is basically worthless
I just download more RAM, that usually stops them
>>53605203
>so he makes it easier for both of them
>>53604812
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>>53604812
By installing gentoo
>>53605192
you can't hack XP, you fucking faggot.
>>53605061
t. I never installed Arch
I use Linux. It literally can't be hacked.
>>53605061
kek
>>53604812
I use Arch GNU/Linux so it's virtually not possible to hack my system.
>>53604812
LUKS. The whole fucking thing is encrypted.
>>53604878
>smash
I see what you did there
>>53604812
Buy up all the ski masks in my area. This has the added benefit of stopping terrorists and thieves.
>>53604812
I write everything down on paper instead of my pc.
>>53605203
>make it easier on the NSA
isn't it time for you to leave /g/ and go suck some dick ?
I have Windows 10. Thanks to its extensive monitoring system it will detect any hacking attempt before it even happens.
>>53605854
>You now remember Neville Longbottom
