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REUTERS - A team of scientists at MIT have discovered a link between desktop operating system choice and several serious social and mental disorders. The team did a wide-ranging survey across three states of 20,000 males and 10,000 female users ages 18 to 25, drawn from users of three popular desktop operating systems; Microsoft Windows, Apple OS X and Linux. The volunteers were divided into groups according to their operating system and subjected to a series of tests meant to determine their individual IQs as well as cognitive, social and behavioural abnormalities.

The results of the testing showed that the group with the highest mean IQ by some margin was the Linux test group, averaging at 117, levels expected of good undergraduate students.The Windows and Apple groups averaged at 103 and 101 respectively, well within expected ranges. The Linux group showed highly elevated levels of several socio-cognitive disorders including several linked to pedophilia and violent outbursts, while the Apple group seemed to be the most socially adjusted. The Apple group were also determined to be more likely to be musicians or consider themselves artists and had a higher proportion of homosexuals, at 43%, than either the Windows or Linux groups, who were both closer to the expected average of 9%.
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>>53595158
So tl;dr: lincucks are pedos and Macfags are fags
What exactly is the news here?
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>loonix freaks are maladjusted basement dwellers

>macfags are borderline retarded and gay

>windows users just slightly less retarded

Looks legit.
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>>53595158
>>53595928
>the group with the highest mean IQ by some margin was the Linux test group, averaging at 117, levels expected of good undergraduate students.

WINNIGGERS ARE DUMB CUCCKS, AS USUAL
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>>53595158
>The results of the testing showed that the group with the highest mean IQ by some margin was the Linux test group, averaging at 117, levels expected of good undergraduate students
holy fucking shit

winblows users BTFO
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>>53595158
Where's that source nigga?
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>>53597056
reuters
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>>53595158
>Winbabbies are retards

Figures
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>>53597068
You have to provide a link bro to prove its not a pasta
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>>53595158
That's an old as fuck study nobody ever cared about.
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This is that one old article where people got the impression that OSX users were homos

I can't believe this thread is full of replies from people who haven't read this before. It's kinda sad.
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>>53597009
>>53597043
>>53597091
Macfags are even more retard and also gay
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>>53595158
>all of the stereotypes proven true
noice
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>drawing conclusions on IQ based on OS

this is actually autism.
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>>53597195
>take stereotypes from article
>compare stereotypes to said article years later
>wow it's accurate
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>>53595158
>highest mean IQ
>Linux test group

While macfaggots and win cucks are proven dumb ONCE AGAIN

This is poetry
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I was unaware of copypasta sites until now. Thanks op.

http://springfieldpc.dyndns.org/gcopypasta/
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>Windows users are kinda dumb generally, but all around more average
>Linux users are bretty smart generally, but have some sort of mental thing going on
>Apple users are the dumb-est of the bunch generally, and have a higher percentage of homos, but see themselves becoming artists
Accurate
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this fucking pasta is half a decade old
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>>53595158
Nice source
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>>53600570
Do you think anything has changed?
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>>53595928
This is a transcript of a fake screenshot of an imaginary article originally posted on the somethingawful 4ums

It's very kind to linux users, as you can tell by this language:

>linked to pedophilia and violent outbursts
>LINKED TO
What's linked to pedophilia and violent outbursts? Social anxiety, depression, ADD, and basically everything else because pedos and spazzes tend to be fucked up in as many ways possible.

I suspect the original author of the spoof used linux or had an internet butbuddy that did.

>>53600668
People are now able to install linux on $50 laptops that still browse facebook and 4chan fine without any problems whatsoever, so if this were real, the linux group's mean IQ would have plummeted by now. See: desktop threads.
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>>53595158
Stale pasta.
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>>53595158
>The Apple group were also determined to be more likely to be musicians or consider themselves artists
Apple group confirmed to be worthless members of society.
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Source of this research. Else op trolls
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>>53595158
MAC FAGS BTFO
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ITT: idiots react to fake pasta
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>>53595158
>he doesn't even provide legit source
dropped
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>not a single link in the whole thread
When did /g/ become this gullible?
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>>53595158
>osx users are unintelligent faggots
BSD BTFO
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>>53595158
Soo true I am smart and use Linux Gentoo all the time xD and Apple fags are gay lol
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>>53600943
Shut up Win faggot.
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>ITT: 2010 all over again
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>>53595158
>macfags are idiots and homosexuals
>lincucks are pedos and psychos

It seems the Windwos user are the most normal and non degenerate group there.
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>>53604041
Oh wait, it seems win cucks are even dumber than mac fags

My sides
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>>53595158
this does not mean shit unless your release the correlation number
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Fake and gay
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>>53595158
>high IQ - anti-social
>average IQ - social
How surprising.

Don't forget that society consists mostly of average plebs and that being socially well adjusted means you're one of them. Being a stupid cuck is a standard and you should be proud of not fitting in. I'm sure all that pedo shit is a side effect of anime culture or even a misinterpretation of it.

Also who gives a fuck if you are openly homo? Macfags are just culturally different than Winfags and them valuing their individuality is part of Apple's marketing strategy. They're different, but apparently just not intelligent enough to use Linux or are stupid enough to be converted into the Apple cult.

All I see here is that proprietary cucks got BTFO.
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>>53595158
>fuck critical thinking as long as information confirms my biases
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chosing an OS means higher IQ and most windows users don't 'chose' windows
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