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>>53580988
Muh watercooling
>>53580988
a series of tubes
>>53580988
reminds me of serial experiments lain
>>53580988
So this is what they meant by cyberpunk.
>>53580955
Why did I lose to this?
Fuck
>>53580988
I wouldn't be surprised to find that under the hood of a car
>>53581223
/o/tist here, can confirm this.
(not my pic, nor my car, but you get the idea)
>man loses mind while trying to connect molex cables
>>53581255
>80s and 90s cars
Fucking vacuum tubes.
>>53581255
Im actually a fellow /o/tist, probably why i noticed this
>>53581291
How about late 50s?
>>53581406
Needs more tubes
>>53581512
Will this do?
>>53581462
>Singer
You know what /g/ needs?
Sewing machine threads.
>>53581462
i had that gyroscopic remote
it was awful
>>53581540
More tubes!
>>53581640
Jaguar was amazing, the car could roll out of the factory and break down and the guy who put it together would have no idea what's wrong.
>>53581640
Brabus does ridiculous things.
https://www.flickr.com/gp/135666108@N08/qGDf0h
>>53581651
British engineering is a bigger meme than German engineering.
>>53581831
British engineering is absolute shit.
>>53581831
>horizontal spring
What the absolute fuck
>>53581861
Pushrods
Its racekar technology.
>>53581886
Holy shit
>works in F1
>must be perfect for street cars!
>>53581256
those things are stubborn asf
>>53581555
staged, yo
>>53581542
No.
>>53581512
>No valve cover
What car is this?
>>53581462
looks awesome as fuck desu
>>53581240
What the actual fuck
>>53585827
Looks like they just took it off m8
>>53583926
Why are you so mean.
;_;
>>53581475
What's the joke here?
>>53581475
>>53589614
Wait, is that a sticker?
>>53589635
Yes, it is.
>>53589040
>be Noctua enthusiast
>come home from a long day at work
>decide to play some vidya
>turn on my custom Noctua PC with as many high quality Noctua PC case fans as I can afford
>the sound of a jetliner winding up its engines fills the room
>gale force winds coming from shitbox PC cause a tornado in my room
>tornado is knocking shit over, pretty sure the cat is stuck to the ceiling
>CPU temps: 20C
>GPU temps: 23C
>MFW
This actually works, btw.
>>53581240
>turn on mouse
>it begins to whirr loudly
>slides off the desk and flies through your window
>in the distance you can hear the sounds of hellfire missiles being fired at random pedestrians
>>53589728
>Tattoing the SOC that was deprecated even before its launch in your arm
>>53590055
>in your arm
I just got this
>>53589040
Photoshop is strong with this one.
>>53589010% man battlestations
No manual entry for battlestations
WE'RE DOOMED
>>53583233
Lost it
>>53590771
fuck GIL, it's given me so much crap when working with the python interpreter
>>53589010
>>53591429:~$ man life
No manual entry for life
:~$ man happiness
No manual entry for happiness
:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
:~$ man women
No manual entry for women
:~$ man hope
No manual entry for hope
>>53581240
>7/8 years ago
>receive this for christmas from an old aunt
>"t-thanks"
>use it for a couple of months then switch back to my old mouse
this fucker is still working connected to a computer at my parent's shop
>>53580955
If I wanted humor, I'd ask my wife's son to show me his fizzbuzz.
>>53581847
Harrier
>>53581861
>americuck not knowing what he is talking about
It literally is perfect for street cars because it is superior in all forms, autistic fag
>>53581256
>one of the little pins keeps bending instead of going in, getting worse each time
>>53583233
wow I didn't even see rammstein until the end and I still read it like du hast.
This is what lsd does, guys
>>53593196
bending? no. THEY GET PUSHED OUT THE BACK OF THE FUCKING CONNECTOR
>>53591785
this is getting closer and closer to being reality
>>53589665
>computer takes flight
>>53594967
I have one of those. They're pretty neat.
>>53583233
Kekatron Prime
>>53596046
Whats the original source for the heatsink apartment block in the top left?
>>53593538
No it's really not
Normies and non-autists who just need something to always be working will continue to use windows because it is more stable and has more support.
>inb4 win10 automatic upgrade
You'd be right if you said microsoft was being shady
>>53596078
Unknown.
>>53596261
>>53596277
>Some buttblasted ubuntufag actually had the time to make these
>>53596078
>>53596186
Man that sure was fucking hard
>>53596331
I actually use Arch, but it's still funny and quite accurate.
why has this not been posted yet
>>53596433
I get it, firefox on OSX.
Pfft.
>>53596463
The joke is Firefox :^)
>>53596478
I know my man
>>53595910
folk-dancing was actually pretty big with late 60s hackers. lot of them met their wives that way. not just at MIT but also at SAILS. Read "What the Dormouse Said" which is fucking great.
>>53596261
>debian is 4 hipsters who think ubuntu is 2 mainstream, they just use linux because they think it makes them look cool to their retarded friends
this is the only reason i use debian on my web server over ubuntu
>>53595730
text for ants
>>53596631
Oops, /pol/ folder leaking.
>>53581275
i had a fan on my ddr2 ram, sigh i was such a pleb :(
>>53592664
install "funny-manpages"
>>53596705
>funny-manpages
Installed, still not getting the funnies.
:~$ man life
No manual entry for life
:~$ man happiness
No manual entry for happiness
:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
:~$ man women
No manual entry for women
:~$ man hope
No manual entry for hope
>>53592861
Then get out of my thread.
>>53596371
they're all funny indeed (arch user here) but it's even funnier how insecure and easily riled the technologically inexperienced kids on /g/ are to make all these comics.
>>53596620
Blinding the masses and make it seem like good idea. Thats why i have never liked vr
>>53596446
Idk looks good to me
>>53596444
oh man that thread was epic
>>53596238
>borrow it to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaqcNEeIUu8
>>53596620
Why isn't steve jobs wearing google goggles here and instead just walking down the isle?
>>53597300
What's up with the Lego piece? To prevent sag? Nice ten way crossfire setup btw.
>>53589664
that will actually work
>>53596730
Jews gonna Jew.
>>53596668
What a great week that was.
>>53596386
What a fucking waste of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IQy2SRfgKM&feature=youtu.be
>>53597267
post thread please?
>>53596277
So accurate on multiple levels. Even with more user friendly first is I noticed this:
>we're such a helpful community, us Linux forum folks!
Asks question that wasn't adequately addressed by searching.
>What a fucking casual! Try using the search function. You should know this shit already! Git gud, it's so easy I got it right after I dedicated my life to this distro.
That said, I kind of like Linux. I'd run it if it weren't for gaymen.
>>53581384
>Seagate deep format
Several orders of magnitude deeper than the leading drives!
>>53589728
>getting a tattoo of an underclocked Samsung Hummingbird with a castrated GPU
>>53581847
British engineering was fine, British management and manufacturing though...
>>53581255
i don't get it, what's wrong with this pic?
>>53591785
>current status of Microsoft :
>only present on desktop market share
>have to create linux distribution
>have to fuck up linux from the inside
>have to use patents to fuck up linux projects
>have to open source their stuff
>have to use git to wash their hand from all the evil stuff they made for years
>people no longer wants to use their crap
>>53596216
The arrow pointing out the lack of a driver makes it less funny desu.
>>53599096
what is that thing on the wall
>>53596277
>deletes custom .conf files without asking
Is this pic old? Did pacman used to do this? Because at least now it it saves new .conf files as .pacnew so you can replace, merge or ignore ta your leisure.
>>53598361
this was from the same thread when some people tried to imitate OP's ceiling-fu
worst thread ever
>>53597779
its not though. If you get them at the enterprise price, they're actually a pretty good buy.
At least they were in 2010...
>>53600094
>The pinecones
Arguably the best thread on this board.
>>53599325
Alienware computer
>>53581542
Threads for your threads?
>>53599003
it's got a triangle powered rotary under the hood when there should be a LS series V8 in there
>>53599325
alienware desktop
>>53596730
still running my non k skylake at over 4ghz
>>53596575
jesus
>>53599003
two spinning turbines feeding air into a round engine with a spinning dorito that burns oil as it runs and eats engine seals.
it's an overcomplicated engine
>>53580988
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>53599003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkJYnxFYJQ
>>53599062
I hope you dont mind. Gonna use this every time someone posts that shitty picture.
>>53595831
>extremely difficult
we'll find a way
>>53600479
what in the actual fuck kek
>>53596155
>How to win friends and influence people
Seriously, that is a great book and I would recommend it to anyone
>>53589664
>>53597715
Why not just fucking cut/dremel/sand the little piece on the end of the slot??? It works too, and doesn't fuck you over if you want max performance at some point
>>53601253
No kidding. Everyone who had to work in an environment around other people should be mandated to read it
>>53596139
Is that real?
Is that really Jontron?
>>53596730
>reducing your hardware's life span so you can dick swing on ov3cl0ckr forums
>the very same people say Macs are a waste of money
>>53596712
>mfw i5 master race
>>53601467
now that i am 25 i no longer see the need to OC
Back in the day when i had a 2.7ghz i7 i did though some single thread games ran like CRAP at lower clockspeeds
>>53599062
>Things none of which are actually Microsoft's real business.
Microsoft makes money with corporate solutions. Not to say that losing the things you mentioned would not hurt but they're not that big of a deal especially opening the source and supporting linux stuff. Additionally people still wants to use their terrible OS.
>>53600201
I thought there were shenanigans going on when I saw that alternator.
Why the fuck do people believe the triangle bullshit is good? Oils expensive enough as it is and even a fucking head gasket is easier to deal with than a fucking vane seal or whatever
>>53595901
That actually looks like it would have been a pretty slick little machine when it was new.
>>53597667
I count 13 cards
>>53589010
>no manual entry for children
Is that supposed to be a pedo joke?
>>53600063
nice, but far from the first
>>53596317
>Created class that extends or implements Dragon
kek
>>53595172
this is either repost or underrated. I actually laughed.
>>53589040
the Noctua consumer whore
>>53596002
Are these quotes real? If so, it totally explains why php is the way it is
>>53597754
>>53596599
10/10
>>53589664
I took a hobby saw to the end of the riser in my poweredge. I don't know if one of those x16 risers will work.
>>53601705
>Additionally people still wants to use their terrible OS.
They don't want to use microsoft software.
They are forced to use microsoft software.
Those are two different things. I spend a lot of time with people that don't give a shit about /g/ stuff. But with the windows 10 bullshit, you can't imagine how microsoft were wrong this time. Most of my friends had trouble with the upgrade to windows 10, were scared of the spying issues etc. More than windows 10, in general, people are tired of having a slow computer that freeze / crash for no good reason, having to deal with viruses, etc.
You don't have those issues with a linux based OS, but
1- people don't know it (even by name, people just don't give a shit about those stuff)
2- People have to use it for specific softwares (itunes, skype, ms office, games) and they often doesn't want to use something different, even if it's better.
None of the people i know wants to keep using this garbage. People don't like microsoft.
>>53606284
this
no one actually likes windows they just use it
microsoft is far from the what the market leader should be and it's really quite shameful
>>53596386
>>53597779
>>53600048
http://hackaday.com/2012/12/09/160-mac-minis-one-rack/
>>53595850
thank you
>>53601332
what about components that are on the right side of the x1 slot? or is that area always reserved for pcie cards?
>>53599986
>A FUCKING WALL-E
lost my shit
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