Hey /g/, what will Apple release on Monday?
New iPhone SE?
New Macs?
WTF does "loop you in" refer to? What kind of loop are they talking about?
Anyway... anyone have the goods?
Already confirmed it's just about ipads and iphones.
>>53563403
wouldn't surprise me
apple doesnt give a shit about macs anymore
My body is ready for some actual innovation for a change.
If you use apple products it literally means you support degenerates and homosexuals.
>>53563441
>being a closet homo
>>53563403
Where are the macbooks
Who cares? Apple a shit company with a monopoly on the casual market.
>>53563115
They'll be announcing the human centipede loop.
>>53563744
So you think homosexuals are okay? gross
>>53563776
*tips cross*
heh,these stupid fags don't understand true enlightenment
*burns incense and prays for all homosexuals to die*
>>53563115
Does apple's stock usually go up or down for these events? Or does it depend?
>>53563635
>>53563662
>>53563716
>>53563776
>Buttblasted POSIX allergetic win cucks (aka pajeets)
>>53563115
>not buying apple
>not making america great again
Androidfags should be deported
>>53563115
I'm keeping my eye on the iPhone 5SE/7 Mini
Latest rumour is that it's basically a 6S in a 5S case (headphone jack and all).
>>53563900
trump is against apple and homosexuality though
I just bought 150,000k worth of iPads at 300$ because of a new model coming out. So I suspect that
>>53563403
>Already confirmed it's just about ipads and iphones.
they gotta release new Macs! I refuse to believe that new laptops are not coming.
>>53563441
>If you use apple products it literally means you support degenerates and homosexuals.
Google has 10 times more homosexuals working for them and they're extremely radical.
if you support or use any Google product or service, you're supporting virulent anti-hetero faggots.
The event will feature three main things...
First up is the iPad.
Second is the Apple Watch.
Third is the new iPhone.
Macs will be updated at WWDC.
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>>53564223
>if you support or use any Google product or service, you're supporting virulent anti-hetero faggots.
Not really, sure some degenerates use android devices but for the most part normal human beings use android phones. Whereas like $50 of apple users suck cock and give others aids on a daily basis.
>>53564295
Apple doesn't collect and sell your data in bulk
Google confirmed sluts
>>53563115
They will release an accessory which plugs into your iPhones thunderbolt port and tickles your prostate.
>>53564242
>Second is the Apple Watch.
I bet Apple Watch won't come up.
She's dead Jim.
>>53564295
>Whereas like $50 of apple users suck cock and give others aids on a daily basis.
I'm in tears here
>>53564491
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>>53564295
>>53563441
>spending this much time samfagging across apple threads
>>53563115
>WTF does "loop you in" refer to? What kind of loop are they talking about?
Event will be held at Apple's corporate headquarters at 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino
>>53564541
Nice damage control you got there
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>>53564223
>10
Spot the M$ shill!