What neckbeard e-mail signature should I use to counteract all the "Sent from my iPhone" lines?
I'm thinking
>Sent from my free and open source GNU/Linux operating system running on my ThinkPad
>caring this much
I think you're just upset over nothing, you autist.
Sent from my iPhone
>>53555792
Not sent from an iToddler toy.
>Auto-signatures
If you use them outside of professional contexts, kill you are self
>>53555792
Sent from my liberated ThinkPad running Parabola GNU/Linux-libre, free of any binaries.
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>Please excuse my autism
>>53555802
>>53555806
I hear not realizing when someone is joking is a symptom...
>>53555864
> Make a retarded thread
> Hurr durr I was joking haha
>>53555827
This
>>53555892
Sorry if I didn't tickle your funny bone I was hoping the replies would though.
>>53555792
>not saying "hey, I'm callimg from my iPhone, how are you?" whenever you calling
pussy
>To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example.
>>53556014
This is dumb. Freedom of speech isn't absolute. The gubment can infringe upon this right (as well as other fundamental rights) depending on the situation and the government interest(s) it is trying to protect.
>>53556014
Stallman needs rewrite that. It sounds like in order to fight enemies, you must leak info.
i don't know but my phone automatically adds "sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G Smartphone" which is really lame I usually delete it
>>53556078
>the government says its okay to kill a million people so its fine guys
>>53556137
>not showing of your phone swagger
>not wanting the slut you're emailing to get wet
whew, gay
>>53555792
Don't forget the IBM/Lenovo, model number, and excessive ©®™.
>>53555792
mine is "Sent from Iphone 6s 24c gold 128 GB designed by Apple in Califiornia."
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I'm not misbehaving, I have Autism (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)
>>53555827
>kill you are self
>you are
Neck you're self, retard.
>>53556154
>the government says its okay to kill a million people so its fine guys
to protect a government interest greater than the lives of a million people? Theoretically if it can be justified it is allowed. Freedom isn't free etc
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
>>53556344
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I hate when people do that and the email is not encrypted.
Fuck those people
>>53556078
>trying to argue against Neckbeard Supreme
You're out of your league, sonny.
>>53556622
Signatures and encryption are different things. Something can be signed but not encrypted, or encrypted and not signed. Something that's signed but not encrypted can be read by anyone, but you can check the signature and verify that it's from who it claims to be from and has not been altered.
>>53556289
The individual supports the government, and the government supports the individual. A government that supports itself or the majority more than the individual, is tyrannical.
>>53555792
>Sent from my Android device.
>Please excuse my brevity.
>sent from my Microsoft Surface Book running Windows 10
>>53555792
Sent from my basement
>>53555792
>2016
>not using ProtonMail
It's like you WANT everybody to read your e-mails and to have your identity stolen!
Everyone missed the top obvious choice.[[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]]
[[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]]
[[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]]
>>53559816
'test
>>53559816Skype: No way! That's nonfree (freedom-denying) software.
Use Ekiga or an ordinary phone call.
>>53555792
>Message integrity check failed: your phone manufacturer does not support standard security protocols.
>Please upgrade to a device supporting security protocols.
>Read more here: https://www.android.com/
Empty string.
>>53555827
This.
I use a signature at work and that's it. Otherwise it's pointless.
>>53555792
$()
