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/g/ humor thread
if i had any i would contribute :^(
i want to fill my /g/ humor folder
>>53503921
>tfw GNU was just a prank
>>53503939
>>53503921
>>53503900
thank you senpai
>>53502917
Kek
>>53502908
Kek'd
>>53503956
7. is perfect
>>53503956
r8 me senpaitachi
>>53504085
i feel like there's a joke in there but I don't get it
doesn't seem to be referring to software patches
Someone please post that Karlie Kloss Twitter post
>>53504113
at the risk of sounding edgy, fuck autists
I want to punch every single one in their fucking face
I've had enough of autists back in middle school. One fucking autist was especially violent and was speaking about gory stuff is exceptional detail.
creepy fucking assholes they are
>>53504104
>being female
>being married
0/10 senpai
>>53504108
wanted to post on >>67061589
>Senpai! It won't fit!
>>53504157
also >>67061589 points to a /tv/ thread, jesus fucking christ I am retarded
I'll dump my collection.
Funny stuff.
>>53504161
2_plugs_1_phone.jpg
>>53503900
>maximum airflow
bretty gud
>>53504251
>animu
That doesn't really seem like /g/ humor, anon. Perhaps you could take it to a board devoted to your precious weeaboo comics instead of shitting up the technology board with them.
>>53504290
Why is his mom asking to have sex with him?
>>53502897
>molecular structure altered by an email attachment
What.
>>53504325
Sorry.
>>53504085
I found this comment the other day
>>53503036
Pretty sure I have that keyboard.
>>53504201
lyl
>>53504234
That's probably literally what the waveform looks like.
>>53504378
>compile the tarball
>>53504436
what is this and where do I get it
>>53504415
Amazing.
>>53504436
Is there a source for this somewhere?
>>53504201
chuckled
>>53504271
worst loli meme ever
post pomf
>>53504448
hot, diapers are my fetish
>>53504448
s-source?
>>53504510
Needs some more additions with firmware/BIOS infections. Especially infected USB firmware which is near impossible to deal with.
>>53502908
/g/ in an image
>>53504161
>inserts very slowly
>mm!
>hear a slight crackle on the headphones
>aah!
>>53504550
Dunno but it's an edit of a precure gets posted on /d/ every so often.
>>53504400
It's too bad avatar fags are shitting up /g/ with maki and there are no mods to ban them. It will just increase the number of anime hate posts.
>>53504649
LOL the cpu isn't even inserted yet.
>>53504646
>that shoehorned nigger
>>53504646
What was the website this originated from?
>>53503900
What heatsink is that? It's not a D15...
>>53504739
>oh shit
>the acid's kicking in
every single time
>>53504753
NHD14.
>>53504735
It was around the time of Barbie becoming a programmer or software engineer or some other neckbeard isotope, so probably barbie.com or something.
>>53504805
Its not a D14 either, its D15 shape with 12 heatpipes for some reason.
Must be some kinda prototype or a good shop...
>>53504611
>>53504558
Fuck alsamixer.
>>53504705
always makes me kek so hard
>>53504833
Shit, you're right.
The whole image is a shoop anyway.
>>53503900
The fans have to be the most expensive part.
>>53504807
There's probably archive.org snapshots from when someone hacked it.
>>53504459
I hate this one because it would be the icon with the yellow caution symbol, rather than the one that means "disconnected". Fuck.
>>53504153
Why are you on a board for autists?
>>53505493
/g/ aren't autists, just socially awkward (or at least that's what I think)
>>53503993
kek
>>53504378
Anime fags BTFO
You are now this mad.
>>53505634
It's not real so I ain't that mad.
>>53505356
>>53505371
>>53504649
>>53505547
danker every time they are posted
>>53505371
Would be better if Intel was on a kid's tricycle.
>>53505683
but that's no longer accurate
>>53505705
Neither is half the other shit in there.
>>53505705
A kid's tricycle with a star of David badge on the front, then.
>>53504611
This hit me like a train.
I'm starting to understand how it works I swear.
>>53505800
Lack of software inginer's these days.
>>53505972
ebin countermemeing
the JIDF has really stepped up their game
>>53505800
I'm on a compsci course with lots of bloody romanians.
This guy is probably better than most of them.
>>53503956
ayy lmao
>>53506009
Why can't you laugh at it? When the R9 290X came out, the temperatures were beyond stupid with that reference cooler.
My Asus R9 390Xs gets hot as hell under load. I still think it's better than a fuccboi GTX970 (because it is) but I don't have a problem admitting I had to put a few fans there to cool it down.
>>53503982
>licensing a post under the GPL
>not GFDL
>>53504457
>what are evolutionary algorithms
>>53502893
What's funny there?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebAssembly
>>53505423
feels like a lifetime ago.
>>53506771
is that the backplate of a motherboard?
are there two motherboards in that case?
>>53504835
I haven't had any problems with alsamixer, it's pulseaudio that always fucks my shit up
>>53504697
<I'm always hoping my kids will get sick so I can try something new
>>53504415
top lel
>>53504325
/g/ is one of the animuest boards on this animu website.
>>53503956
Is this an edit?
>>53502908
I wish I had an open source car
>>53505371
Driverless AMD gets me everytime.
>>53503982
>there are actual people who are this fucking autistic
>>53503956
Those results... I want to see the original, what they consider to be a "Gizmo Goddess"
>>53503956
>Grooveshark
too soon ;_;
>>53504201
>>53504388
>>53504500
This is literally facebook-tier garbage gayming meme. What the fuck are you doing here?
>>53504378
>>53505629
You probably don't even know why this board is /g/.
You fucking redditors are here for a few days and think they know better
>>53507290
Yes, I remember the original from years ago but I'm not going to look for it. I might be confusing it with another though.
>>53507692
No one cares that you've been on 4chan since it was just anime. Keep to your containment forums and let the people who actually grew out of their teenage phase to talk.
>>53506635
The fact that writing a web application using assembly language is an insanely difficult task, so that you just might as well kill yourself...
WebAssembly is a totally different thing
>>53502917
Can you touch that mouse, or would you die?
>>53507868
It would be extremely painful
>>53503900
>turn on computer
>startup fan cycle kicks in for 29 poopfans
>sound produced hits 290 decibels
>windows shatter instantly
>anyone within 5 miles is now missing their eardrums
>the force produced by all these fans has compressed the air from the entire room into the computer case which now has 9x atmospheric pressure inside it
>case explodes
>fans still at max rpm and fly all over the room
>propell themselves through walls, doors and the shattered windows
>the poor soul who turned the tower on now has a few sqaure holes punched through them
>still at 79 degrees celcius
>>53507514
It's clearly a joke
>>53504319
nice, hadn't seen this one
>>53504697
> not using anti virus against a viral infection
>>53507896
For GNU.
>>53503982
Lost on the last line.
>>53507896
You're a big guy
>>53507900
>>>
>fox3 03/15/16(Tue)21:27:33 No.535 that mouse, or would you die?
>>
Anonymous 03/15/16(Tue)21:27:26 No.53507896 â–¶
>>53508015 >>53508040
>>53507868
It would be extremely painful
>>
fox3 03/15/16(Tue)21:27:33 No.53507900 â–¶
>>53503900
>turn on computer
>startup fan cycle kicks in for 29 poopfans
2 fans are only 3dB louder than 1
>>53503036
>Franchise opportunities available
>>53507289
>this animu website
This is no longer an animu website and hasn't been for quite some time. Keep your animu in one of its many containment boards.
>>53502897
>implementing reflection at the hardware level
fucking impressive
>>53506659
You can still get that oldtimey feeling. http://www.aliexpress.com/af/category/100005061.html?site=glo&g=y&SortType=price_asc&isAffiliate=y&shipCountry=CA&needQuery=n
>>53504459
Can you explain this to a retard? Why does the DHCP server crush the ip if the client sends an ACK?
>>53505754
Use pulse.
It just werks
>>53506246
>Asus 390X
you dun fukd up.
Also, reduce the max temperature and raise the fan levels.
>>53507959
But rms is real
>>53503939
>forgot to check thread for a while
>unlock phone to see a shitload of (you)s
Ty lads
>>53508342
>molex_connector_drives_man_insane.jpeg
>>53504448
Windows 8.1 is actually pretty good. Just press windows s and forget about start menu or metro bullshit.
>>53504271
Full picture pls
>>53508373
>10
>not Nadella
You realize Ballmer is gone...
>>53508405
Saved it from another anon. It's not OC.
>>53508421
It's shit. Why bother posting it?
>>53508437
X broke and they couldn't fix it.
>>53508435
Kek
>>53508437
Daily reminder that you can't be a hacker without owning a balaclava
>>53504188
man wtf I didn't need to see that
>>53508447
kek
>>53504378
No, it's more like complaining about someone wearing an anime shirt to an tech convention.
Nobody is discussing anime on /g/. It's just anime pictures.
Stay mad.
>>53508516
>makimakimakimaki
>>53508373
>1GHz
>Probably 1 GB RAM
>No HDD check
This is Vista-capable all over again.
>>53508578
To the moon, baby.
>>53508589
Classic
>>53504739
>php security
>Trogdor
every time
>>53508674
>tfw you'll never be on a gpu box cover
>>53504188
Wasn't expecting that on /g/.
>>53508828
>wasn't expecting autism on /g/
>>53505356
what is wrong with it?
>>53507868
>>53507896
are these serious posts
>>53508059
>how do i quote
/g/ humor right here
>>53504540
This is technically possible now, with the help of the javascript virtual machine. Wow.
>>53504626
I doubt many will understand this. They'll just buy newer ipads.
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.en.html
>>53502908
0/10 not humorous
>>53504202
>gtx 480
How old is this image?
>>53510184
>>53510184
A lot of friday night threads old
>>53510092
>Tesla
>open source
Good one. They get to shut your car off whenever they want. Been in a wreck? We don't want you hacking one back together on your own, as it would make our brand look bad, so sorry, we're remote disabling your car.
Plug into the on-board Ethernet to see what it does? You'll get a letter warning out about industrial espionage and the port will be disabled (this actually happened).
I like Teslas, but they're far from "open source".
>>53504153
It's not like they're fully responsible for anti social behavior you retarded nigger.
God, I hate retarded niggers I want to punch them in the face
>>53510291
If they can't control it then why are they allowed to live
>>53508190
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/card-crusher
>>53510303
Nobody is "allowed" to live, they just do sperglord. We are not allowed to kill them though, because then I'd kill retarded niggers like yourself.
>>53504415
fucking kek
>>53504415
I don't get it
>>53504598
But if she's wrong, then who was TOMMY?
My electricity is dipping so I think THEY are coming for me next
>>53510429
it's the game of life or some shit
>>53508578
I own this case, reported to mods for bullying
>>53505634
"*(long *) &y" with y being a float is a violation of strict aliasing and therefore undefined behavior.
>>53510680
>anal.jpg
>>53510281
Tesla literally made all of their stuff open source, you can build one yourself if you want
>>53504113
>Mankato
You stay the fuck away from me, /g/
>>53503982
Isn't this a repost from 4chan?
>>53503993
>IndianAtheists
>>53508150
>buying electronics off aliexpress
>>53511254
Maybe, but the guy kept on going in the comments section, so it probably originated on reddit. (4aauib)
>>53508190
Because DHCP servers are pieces of shit.
>>53510694
On most compilers, if the types have equal length, it just reinterprets the data (like reinterpret_cast does in C++). There's no truly portable way to do type punning. Using an union, a common trick, also violates rules (because putting data in one part of an union and taking it from another part is undefined behavior).
>>53510919
ill need a source on that, anon
>>53514394
>Tall
Manlets confirmed for freedom hating
>>53504188
She's wearing a diaper.
>>53504325
>>53508115
Back to your facebook, twitter, reddit or whatever shitter there you come from.
>>53502908
The Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust was actually quite revolutionary because they actually came up with the idea of a petrol engine powering the electric batteries, so maybe fuck yourself.
>>53502893
I saw an attempt at an Assembly based MVC a few years back on github. I can't seem to find it anymore though, so I guess that project failed.
>>53516825
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tesla+open+source
>>53503036
I wonder how much does it heat
>>53503956
>/g/
wtf
>>53502908
holy fuck my jimmies are rustled
can't stop laughing though
>>53504739
>Coding drunk
'll learn/10
>>53505031
thats absolute gold, holy shit
I just found this in my town.
thinking that there's another anon here makes me afraid
>>53518006
holy fuck
>>53518006
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? Is it really functional? Do you have a source?
>>53518165
>>53518107
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5-iIeKXE8
>>53518281
>there is a dedicated game of life wiki
not sure if i should be amazed at humans or ashamed
>>53518319
Huh? How are you surprised? There is a dedicated wiki for pretty much everything that has enough interest and complexity.
>>53518363
maybe im just some retard that saw game of life and thought, huh neat
while other people thought: i can do some cool shit here
>>53507900
tu' tutudu-du.
>>53518019
You asociate sadforg with 4chan? This thing went mainstream a while ago.
>>53508528
Za warudo!
>>53518386
Yeah, but who other but an anon would waste his time drawing this?
>>53503956
>dat 3
The funny thing is that I can totally see myself doing that.
>>53517768
10/10
>>53504104
retarded. can barely read what you wrote. not funny. basically, u a idiotface.
>>53504835
alsa-tools gave me my laptops speakers back. hda-jack-retask let me disable my broken headphone jack and turn the mic jack into headphone. Wish windows could do that.
>>53504649
I uh, don't think that's actually plugged in
>>53504202
>ATI
holy shit
>tfw you don't know enough about tech to get these jokes
>>53507545
I think that the now As were the Cs in the original.
>>53519351
tfw i know but still not funny
>>53506888
why would there be two
>>53508437
Is that George Carlin? Kek.
>>53503900
>a couple hundred dollars worth of fans
>better than a desk full of dragon dildoes
>>53504400
nice dub dubs
>implying websites can't change
>implying anime faggots shouldn't stay on their containment boards
>>53518006
Someone should make perfect loop of it.
>>53504325
>liking anime means you're a weeaboo
Reddit-tier opinion
>>53504161
Is there any place where I can get those on the cheap, or am I fucked if I want a decent MP3 player in 2016? I'm tired of my phone running out of storage all the time.
>>53504202
been a long time since I've seen this one
I miss going on this board ;_;
>>53507209
Reminded me of this
>>53508459
I like the ones where the hacker comes out of the computer to steal a purse
>>53504807
>>53509714
What is this, and why am I hearing about it so frequently lately?
>>53507868
GTFO, AND NEVER RETURN.
>>53504448
>>53504188
>>53504559
So is this the /g/ approved fetish?
>>53510606
>"give me the memes and no one gets hurt"
>>53523581
protip: ask /csg/ about the ruizu :^)
>>53508421
Thats not a rectum tho, Looks to be a esophagus
>anime containment boards
>boards, plural
containment boards are one-of-a-kind boards, otherwise it wouldn't really be contained
you don't see two of /mlp/ or /adv/ or /r9k/ or /mu/ or or /tv/
anime is the cosmic background noise of 4chan, except louder
>>53525546
but you can have multiple containment boards if one gets too big
/vr/, /vg/, /vp/ are all created because /v/ was too full to hold all the video games
>>53504400
>/g/ was made for anime
>>53504400
I don't even hate anime, just the fucking shitty trap shit taking over. This is a SFW board, and it's borderline NSFW. Threads have been deleted for it
>>53503900
>turn on the computer
>the case flies away
>>53503939
Damn what happened to him?
>>53525987
Something gnu
>>53525591
I'm pretty sure /v/ wasn't made as a containment board, and I know those spin-offs were created because /v/ didn't have a unified board culture any more. You had disparate communities within it shitpostsing
shitposting/trolling/baiting/just plain annoying each other.
>>53505031
This would be an amazing image, if only it wasn't arranged in such a retarded way
>>53525043
Gentleman Aiden Pierce
>>53508000
underrated
>>53518372
Cellular automata is a pretty big thing in math and CS
Conway's game of life is probably just the most popular
>>53504185
>daemon
good riddance
>>53504202
classic
>>53528889
kek
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