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i want to buy a shark microsd card but what's the difference between these two listings?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Certified-MAXZA16GB-32GB-64GB-128GBmicro-sd-card-64GB-class10-flash-card-class6-memory-card-free-card/32354597950.html
>>53499381
Fucking radical.
>>53499381
Buy the one with more reviews you autist
>>53499419
but it's the same store and product
what's with the price difference?
>>53499426
Maybe new/old product lots
>>53499426
ask the seller and tell us?
>>53499434
i don't have an account
can a kind samaritan help?
>>53499426
if you thinl that's weird you're gonna be shocked by some of the things they have for sale.. Woah boy
>>53499381
Figures they yanked up price a little on one listing to make a little more cash on it while retaining the other listing to be high in sort by price?
><$20 for 64GB
Fucking ace. I said I'd buy one when they went under 2x the cost of a 32, so, say <2x$12. Well, they've done that, now I'm saying I'll do the same when 128GB's go under 2x the price of 64's.
Fuck it, my zenfone can wait a bit for 128gb, but I need 64gb to tie me over.
DAILY REMINDER NOT T BUY CHINK SHIT
Not really chinkshit but i was thinking about ordering a HTC One M7. Thing looks absolutely amazing, especially for 135 Euros.
Is it pretty much safe, ordering more expensive electronics?
>>53499445
contacted them
>>53499501
> Thing looks absolutely amazing, especially for 135 Euros.
Looks like the much inferior variant to a Redmi 3 at the same price to me...
>>53499508
according to the retarded seller, the shark one is "high speed and high quality"
>>53499567
Both are sharks tho...
>>53499570
so i asked about the wrong one, im still in the chat, asked again
>>53499570
here's the chat log, i give up!
http://pastebin.com/z7tYbLnb
>All products of the same company
>the same
>>53499719
Oh well. Thanks for asking.
Some guy here keeps posting about how he got a spyderco dragonfly II for $5. From where exactly would he get a price that good?
>>53500007
probably a knockoff
Anyone know if these watches are any good? I'm thinking of using it for running and don't want to carry around my phone.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Selling-EZON-T031-Men-Sports-Watches-GPS-Time-Water-Resistant-Outdoor-Running-Casual-Sports-Watches/32562979823.html
>>53500007
>>53500092
Absolutely has to be a knockoff, you can't buy ZDP-189 raw so I don't know what the prices for the raw steel are like, but it's very likely higher than $5
>>53500881
ZDP-189 costs more by weight than several precious metals.
SSD anon here
Just ordered that SSD I told you last week
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Internal-solid-state-hard-disk-drive-2-5-inch-SATAII-128GB-SSD-for-laptop-computer/32331559274.html
Billy told me I can trust them. Let's see how this ends.
I'll keep you updated
>>53500007
It's very much a knockoff.
Steel is 440C at best, certainly nowhere near ZDP-189 (which I'm sure Jantz or NJSB could supply) or H1 which it claims to have. But it's more than enough for opening packages even if not sharpened for a month. Cut off some small juniper branches with it not 10 minutes ago. Black handle Dragonfly II Salt doesn't even exist, which should've been a sign that it's a knockoff.
I've only posted it twice or so though.
If you want a knife with decent steel for cheap, there's some D2 on ali for between $20-40 and higher grade sebenza / xm18 / ZT knockoffs with at least D2 blades for $60-90.
Is metallurgy TECHNOLOGY?
>>53501177
Doesn't D2 rust faster than 440c and similar stainless steels?
As for decent knives for cheap, you really can't beat a Mora, but they only have fixed knives
>order a ganzo g704
>tfw seller tells me they're out of stock currently an offers me 3 other knives
damn...any of these others worth it? or should I just cancel and get my money back?
>>53501300
classic bait and switch
would refuse out of principle
>>53501282
Aus 8 isn't incredible, but you can get an Ontario Rat 1 for $20 off Amazon for a great little cheap folder with a decent steel
>>53499457
You don't even need China for that, I picked up my 64GB microSD card on Amazon for $17 a few months ago
Can anyone recommend me kitchen knives?
>>53501158
I've purchased two Chinese SSDs, both get 30MB/s reads and I haven't even bothered testing write
>>53501158
btw
they use a old link, its not 128gb sata II as it reads
It's 240gb sata III actually.
check that shit out, it looks promising
>>53501314
I don't know man...I bought this from the store with the most orders placed, and I'm pretty sure a few other anons bought from the same store too.
Others who bought/placed an order for the g704, did you get them from Goodday Technology too? Here's the transaction screenshot
>>53501409
which ones anon?
>>53501389
>no shark
Pls go
>>53501449
One's branded Wave and one's Fastdisk
On the bright side one of them is going in an iPod so the speed won't matter for that one
>>53501158
What's deal with all of these chinese KING-SSD brads?
>>53501441
Pretty much all Ganzo knives are cheaper on gearbest. I received some just last week, actually.
>>53501441
Fasttech got them in stock for $16
What's this neckbeard obsession with knives?
>>53501803
It's a reaction to the mudslime invasion.
>>53501803
Most discussed knives are actually usable for everyday cutting or hunting/outdoor activities, it ain't like we were ordering $50 katanas with fake gold dragon handles
Got my Bobo VR Z3 today and just noticed the packaging for the bluetooth remote I got with it is randomly covered with anime babes for some reason.
Also talking about anime babes, got the first of my knockoff anime figures today, anyone interested in pics?
>>53501963
Anime girls make everything 1000% better.
This thread is no exception.
>>53501803
i was wondering the same desu.
>>53501963
Does the remote itself have anything anime related on it?
>>53502052
Nope, the back is completely blank as well apart from a QR code
>>53502159
Literally got the same remote in a different design in the mail today myself. No babes for me though.
>>53501177
Thanks for getting back to me mate. Yeah, I've probably only seen you post about it twice, but it's enough to make me curious. I like the shape and size of the dragonfly, but I'll take a look at those others you suggested too.
Time to trawl some keywords for clones.
>>53502159
>>53502228
how much, you guys just use it for gaymen?
>>53502340
Mine came free with the Bobo VR Z3 I just got, gonna try and use it as a remote for watching videos(porn) on the headset.
>>53501963
how is it like to use, Bobo? and good?
>>53502380
any*
>>53502380
The Bobo is pretty good, just need to figure out the best settings for watching videos.
>>53502340
I got mine for $5, works great, my plans are to use it for nes/fc, gb/gbc, and other similar, no shoulder button consoles. Though I could play snes and such if it really came down to it.
I played densha de go on psx with it for a few hours today and it's perfect.
I'm probably going to order one of those diy arcade joystick kits somewhere this week. I've just got some trouble deciding what colour to go for. What do you think /csg/, should I go for the classic red buttons/joystick knob or some other colour?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Elephant-Thong-Men-s-G-String-Thong-Novelty-Sexy-Leopard-Black-Red-Penis-Pouch-Funny-1PCS/32583424143.html?
LMAO. Aliexpress is truly the greatest.
>>53502687
"Classic" colours depends on the cab. Sega candy cabs always have light green for p1 side and pink for p2 side. Likewise, their accessories reflect the colours the same way, with the dreamcast arcade stick having a green balltop and buttons.
But who gives a shit, I'm just rambling, pick your favourite colour, anon.
>>53502738
I never knew. I just based it on my local arcade, over here in bumfuck nowhere europistan, where the majority of cabinets had red buttons. Neat.
>>53501158
I don't get it, you can purchase a branded one at this price from amazon
>>53501158
Keep us updated anon, I'm interested in these.
Anyone received one already and have some benchmarks and thoughts?
>>53502824
welp, if these chinks are right, then you have to spend +10€ in half the performance and +20 to +30€ in same performance from reputable brands at amazon.
>>53501963
Well nobody asked for it, but here it is anyway.
For £10 this is surprisingly good quality, obviously nowhere near the quality of the real thing, but good enough. A few parts don't fit together too well, but thankfully in places that you can't really see from a distance.
Now starts the waiting time.
I'm most interested in the HDD, because it seems to be one of enterprise WD models (not HGST sadly), just with different sticker.
>>53501963
Please post the figures.
I bought a Saber knockoff figma and I'm already regretting it.
There were a bunch of $1 nendos on bid at ebay and I was really suspicious of the quality.
Maybe not just limited to chink shit, anyone know of some decent mice around the 20 bucks price range?
>>53503302
Always find those loose faces creepy.
>>53503337
Just posted it here >>53503302
Got a couple of more nendos coming and might order some more now, because this one ended up being good enough for £10.
Just ordered this bad boys
>>53503427
h-how much?
>>53503427
>generic cat
>not one of these
>>53503471
>Pusheen
>Generic
Nigga you...
>>53503462
$7.89
>>53503471
>Doesn't know Pusheen
>>53503412
Sorry, hadn't updated the page.
Can you link me the retailer?
Also, did it come in a proper box or only with the plastic thing fitting the parts?
Most knockoff sellers seem to be selling them that way.
>>53503471
>something with a exoskeleton
>>53503492
That sounds pretty good, are there any other interesting designs?
>>53503471
Sauce?
>>53503509
It came in a box, it got a bit beat up though because it was just in one of those thin plastic envelope things.
Link to the one I bought
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10cm-4-Nendoroid-Anime-Himouto-Umaru-chan-Doma-Umaru-Boxed-10cm-PVC-Acton-Figure-Collection-Model/32591012866.html
>>53503568
Its not on aliexpress anymore, but you could try here I guess.
http://www.strapya-world.com/products/70028.html
>>53503571
I'm sorry anon, but that's a literal chink bootleg
I want to order a Orange Pi PC for some headless shit, as it's good if you get rid off the overclocking on it. Only issue is where do I get a power brick for it? They sell a bundle with a barrel plug, but I don't know about that. I'm not buying the stupid power adapter for more than the board costs.
>>53503649
Yeah, that's why I bought it and why I just posted it in this thread?
>>53503649
>buy chink bootleg
>get chink bootleg
whoa
>>53503677
Sorry, I didn't see your earlier posts lol
Still cute though
>>53503695
I didn't notice ;w;
>>53503571
Thanks anon, I'm probably buying that one on my next paypal payment.
>>53503706
Nice chink cap, where did you get it?
Should I?
Or is there something better out there?
>>53503740
some anon received some green x9 gaming mouse yesterday, still no review
>>53503712
Oh If you're buying nendoroids on ali make sure it's actually a nendoroid and not some weird static figure based on a nendo, seen a couple, but if you check the listing you can usually tell which is which.
>>53503740
The mouse is a critical part of your computer, buy one with a real censor and not some chink crap.
>>53503740
I'd go for a E-BLUE cobra 2 wired/wireless - great mouse. You can get genuine steelseries mice for a little more than that as well.
>>53503740
Redragon mice are really nice. It looks like the M601, so it's basically the same price on Amazon. If you have Prime it's not really worth it to buy it from Aliexpress because of the shipping time. I have the M901 Perdition and use it for my job.
Gotta love dem shortcut buttons.
>>53501282
What would be the best knife for my chickens to not suffer?
>>53503758
If I had money I wouldn't be lurking this thread anon.
>>53503764
Can you buy it off the chinknet?
Part of the reason I want this is the free worldwide shipping, tech is expensive as fuck in my country.
>>53503796
I'm Scandinavian so no prime for me.
I just wish there were some decent looking wired mice with two side buttons that weren't "epic gamer" shit.
>>53503809
>What would be the best knife for my chickens to not suffer?
anything that looks like that, don't forget to sharpen it on a regular basis and clean it to prevent the blood from clotting.
>>53503814
Why don't you buy cheapout pack then if you are Scandinavian
https://www.netonnet.se/art/dator/mustangentbord/tangentbordmus/e-blue-cobra-advanced-gaming-set-blue/208586.8928/
>>53503814
>I just wish there were some decent looking wired mice with two side buttons that weren't "epic gamer" shit.
It's not chink shit but microsoft mice are usually pretty cheap and have forward and back side buttons.
>>53503867
Because I have a working keyboard and headphones that I'm more than happy with.
Hell, I love my mouse right now since it's a MX518 bit it's really old now and it just needs to go, especially since i haven't been able to use the scroll wheel for like 2 months.
>>53503883
I'd love to give the IntelliMouse a try but they seem quite hard to get these days for a decent price.
>>53503911
I loved my intellimouse, had to replace it with a microsoft comfort mouse though, it's not as good, but get the job done.
I'm happy I read the pastebin. Knew about the vast majority of these but had no idea bicycle computers were dirt cheap. brb ordering.
>>53503671
You need a 4.0x1.7mm barrel plug.
I bought this, works fine.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/AC-100-240V-to-DC-5V-3A-3000mA-Power-Adapter-EU-US-Plug-4-0x1-7mm/1409710089.html
>>53499381
will the shark give me more fps in angry birds
>>53504134
yes, but it will eat the birds.
>>53501803
you don't want to cur your wrists?
are you a normi or something?
>>53501803
With all the chink stuff I have coming in, having a knife would be useful for opening the packages.
Any recommendations for projectors?
>>53503628
B-but, did you see this one?
http://www.strapya-world.com/products/71399.html
It's so cute.
>>53504467
What the fuck dude thats not cute at all it's nowhere near as cute as the isopod.
>>53504390
yes
>>53504390
maybe
$5 xiaomi pistons 3. Too good to be true?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/For-Xiaomi-Piston-3-Headphone-In-Ear-Headset-Stereo-earphones-With-Remote-Mic-/272050151863?hash=item3f5773e1b7:g:7GsAAOSwt6ZWV~7a
http://www.ebay.com/itm/XIAOMI-Piston-3-III-Headphone-In-Ear-Headset-Stereo-earphones-With-Remote-Mic-/311477306929?hash=item48857e8631:g:VFQAAOSwl9BWKa1y
http://www.ebay.com/itm/For-Xiaomi-Piston-3-Headphone-In-Ear-Headset-Stereo-earphones-With-Remote-Mic-/272050151863?hash=item3f5773e1b7:g:7GsAAOSwt6ZWV~7a
>>53501803
Knifes or scissors are basic household tools, everything is packaged into plastic shit or cardboard and needs opening.
Also an important thing to have with you if you go outdoors (for the few anons that do). There is almost always something that you want to cut within a day or two tops.
And then there are the people who are obsessed with "self-defence" using guns and knifes. Can't get behind that idea, DESU.
>>53504748
Yes, the only ~$5-6 Pistons 3 are the "Youth / Dazzle / Colorful Edition" without the box and the somewhat worse IEM.
These absolutely are going to be fakes, and typically horse shit in terms of sound quality (you get a pretty good imitation of the box I guess, but if you want $5-6 IEM you're better off finding the bunch of KZ that are priced like that, or the aforementioned lesser editions of the Pistons 3).
>>53502824
They are eating out of dog bowls?
>>53504811
Okay. Are these legit?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Xiaomi-MI-in-ear-Piston-3-III-Earphone-with-remote-Mic-Titanium-Black-Free-Shipp-/201326362101?hash=item2edffc7df5:g:pfQAAOSwT6pV1ND4
http://www.ebay.com/itm/XIAOMI-Piston-3-III-Headphone-In-Ear-Headset-Stereo-earphones-With-Remote-Mic-/171916782987?hash=item280709ed8b:g:X-AAAOSwFnFWBC19
>>53499453
Seems like this is the reason. I may be getting a 128 GB one from the cheapest listing soon.
Why do you guys like knives so much when all you do is sit in front of your computer and have no use for them?
>>53501389
What brand was it? I bet it was one of those generic cards with no name and barely reached the claimed class 10 speeds.
>>53501300
all 3 for the price you were going to pay for 1? go for it. the G717 in particular is supposed to be pretty good.
>>53504838
Possibly, but eBay is problematic since items themselves don't have reviews, and Xiaomi fakes are good enough that some sellers themselves don't realize it soon.
I'd go with the ~$13-16 ones on the stores from the guide, or the highly ranked Aliexpress sellers that say it's genuine Xiaomi.
>>53501963
I got a Google cardbaord, watched a few Korean hotties dance in 360 YouTube videos and chucked the thing away. What cardboard vr content is there to justify paying 20 to 30 bucks for a headset better than the cardboard and where can I find it?
Daily reminder to choose Gearbest®. Only Gearbest® can provide you with the widest range of products at the lowest prices.
>>53505122
Fucking hell how long has that general been around for? I go to /t/ every now and then for JAV but never noticed that thread.
>>53501158
>paying for 65 dollars for 128 gb sata 2 ssd
>mfw I paid 70 at best buy for a 240gb sata 3 crucial ssd...
One of the ganzo knives are currently cheaper on Gearbest than on fasttech, but I heard that people are lately having trouble with gearbest. Should I just pay $3 more at fasttech, or is it not worth it. I have ordered from gearbest before, and it was alright, but now I'm a bit weary.
>>53505237
You're wary, not weary.
>>53505193
>yfw you didn't read the picture and didn't notice the link does not describe the item as I said in other post
It's 240gb sata 3, the link is probably a reused one
whatever, which crucial did you get? bx200 is cheaper because is shit
>>53505301
He'll weary you like he wearys chink $0.35 open crotch panties
>>53505323
I wish I had a girlfriend so I could buy stuff like that and make her wear them for me. But it's easier said than done. Oh well, back to fucking my 2-dollar tenga eggs.
>>53503356
I like your face let me have it
>>53505237
Most people complain about Gearbest being slow. If that's not an issue, buy the cheaper options.
'sides Fasttech also is usually slow, at least to here in Europe.
Any Oneplus X owners here? I got a nobrand tempered glass screen protector and there's a halo around it when applied because the OPX screen is curved and there is a gap around the edges of the screen that doesnt come into contact with rigid glass screen protectors. I know that there is at least another OPX owner who browses this thread and he mentioned slapping a glass protector on it which I assume he got from chink stores. Which listing was it and did it fit perfectly?
>>53505362
I have a mildly prude qt gf and am figuring out how to make her wear stuff like that. She's moderately worried about any chink clothing being lined with agent orange though, which doesn't help.
>>53505559
Yeah no need to show off asswipe.
>>53505673
It was more how do I prove it's not literally toxic
No need to be upset
>>53505724
If there's doubts just put it through some washing first
There's tons of women who've worn them no problem, and shit's all made in the same place in Chyna anyways
[spoiler]post pics when they arrive[/spoilers]
>>53505237
Just use Gearbest.
People are talking shit about them because they're dumb and don't realise how long Chinese shipping actually takes.
>>53503814
Bror, kolla denna
http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=70805&initiative_id=AS_20160315103144&SearchText=microsoft+intellimouse+explorer+3.0
>>53505797
Gearbest demanded that I posted photos of myself in compromising positions before they would release my items.
Man, I love communism.
Just ordered the following from AliExpress:
40 Releasable zip ties
2 Nylon/Metal micro usb cables (1.5m)
2 Gold plated flat audio cables (2m)
2 Serial to USB converters
1 Replacement digitizer for my laptop
1 Rollover console cable
1 Keycap puller with 2 "free" keycaps
1 Displayport to HDMI adapter
Total Cost: US $91.53
>Pic related. My new Windows keys
>>53505967
Also, this is my first time in this thread, so... hello /g/csg/!
>>53505967
>>53505994
>not buying sharks, mangoes or pistons
come on, at least order one of the memes.
>>53505967
>communism
Every time somebody memes this I die inside.
But it looks like you overspent a little bit famm. Maybe you forgot an additional zero somewhere.
>>53506058
Sorry to hurt you bb. <3
>>53506058
Sorry for double posting, but the thing that really made the price as high as it was, was the replacement digitizer. It was around $55
>>53502687
where can you order these
>>53506301
I'm probably going to buy from this store. Good reviews and it's a top rated seller. I also send them an email asking if they could declare the package to be a certain price and they responded within like 3 hours, which I think is a good sign. They've got multiple sorts of diy kits too.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arcade-USB-Control-panel-handle-to-PC-5pin-China-Sanwa-joystick-10-buttons-For-Arcade/32345032720.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.94.bieB6S&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_4_505_506_503_504_301_10034_10020_502_10001_10002_10017_10010_10005_10006_10011_10003_10021_10004_10022_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_3&btsid=e0ef2c29-45b1-47ed-8435-331d175eab80
>>53505955
are these legit?
>>53506366
I've been staring at that same listing for days trying to justify buying this, it'd be kinda cool to build an arcade stick, but I'd probably use it once then get bored of it.
>>53506438
No idea, probably not. Check the feedback and look at pics. They look legit, no idea about the insides.
>>53506539
I'm actually the same, I've been putting it off because I'm having trouble justifying paying the money for something I'm not completely sure I'll use a lot. I know that I want to at least do a complete playtrough of ikaruga and all of the metal slugs with it, but beyond that I really don't know. I've been thinking of just going for it and then selling it if it turns out I don't play with it much, since even the shittiest of arcade sticks easily cost 35-45 euro over here. But I don't know, I'll have to sleep on it.
>>53503750
That thread was annoying. He only took 1 picture of the mouse and never posted again!
tfw my jacket was shipped on 25.2. and its still not here
>>53501803
>neckbeards kitting themselves out with monkey metal knives and katanas for the apocalypse
>will just get shot by a nigger with a 9mm
Where can i buy knock off clothes?
/fa/ doesn't seem to have a thread
Anybody buy a chink watch? They can't be that bad.
>>53506942
I have a chink alarm clock and it loses a few minutes every month...
>>53505793
Think I'll get some cheap lewdish dresses first to test the waters.
>>53506942
Half the /wt/ thread
What are you looking for?
>>53506998
>Half the /wt/ thread
>What are you looking for?
A military-tier watch. Nothing too tactical. Just a nice and modest watch like a vostok or something. I am currently looking on aliexpress.
>>53506912
google this: aliexpress fake brand names
:^)
>>53507022
A vostok would probably be better than most things on Ali short of a Parnis (which would be cheaper on one of the official sites).
If you want dirt cheap military style watches there's Soki though. Fineat has some nasty cheap stuff too.
Any good DACs?
guys, got a strange shower though.
We could organize a "secret santa from china!", i'm not sure if i'd share my address anywhere near 4chan tho...
>>53507306
Well, if no one minds 2-3 months shipping times...
>>53507215
Most of the stuff on aliexpress looks incredibly cheap or tacky so I will probably just buy from reputable company. Thanks anyway anon.
What's the best cheap IEM? I don't trust head-fi because they hype the shit out of everything. They praise the KZ EDR2 but the treble is so piercing I can't recommend it even for $5. Anyone?
Has anyone tried one of those male masturbators? Do they feel real? I am asking for a friend.
>>53506058
But it's literally communism
>>53507363
The eggs ? A friend has something like a fleshlight, but open on both ends. He says it's nice, altho he doesnt use it very often.
>>53507374
Not the guy you were replying to, but I thought China was mostly State controlled kapitalism with confucianistic undertones. I could be wrong though, I don't give much of a damn about that shithole so long as they keep supplying me with cheap shit.
>>53507321
santa-san comes at different times
>>53507336
http://forums.watchuseek.com/f29/fs-double-fineat-trouble-homage-skeleton-%97%2425-shipped-us-2976018.html
If you want chinkshit all over.
If you want reputable stuff (including more expensive chinkshit), post budget, preferred style / functions and wrist size in here >>53487761
Anyone here ordered sunglasses before? I know it says in the pastebin that you should be wary about the UV coatings, so I'm looking for suggestions. Preferably black aviators.
Is the xiaomi mini router capable of being a main router? I'm using some ancient dlink e1000 with like 4mb of RAM so anything is an upgrade but fuck router prices, what a rip off
>OV adopt fresh cookie style design and suitable for young man individuality, put your memory in a cookie, that`s cool.
>>53507627
Yes. And so are the Tenda or other routers.
Of course it depends on your use case anyhow, it's not made to run a network with saturated GbE connections. (For something that has big clients <-> storage NAS -> backup NAS for daily backups or even a cloud setup, it won't easily be fast enough).
>>53504838
GearBest sell only legit Xiaomi gear, and at really low prices why would anyone risk getting fake shit from eBay/Aliexpress when you know a store that only sells legit shit.
>>53507671
I kind of want one now.
>>53507306
I can already see how this is going to go like.
>Come home from work/classes/whatever in the middle of March
>"Hey anon, have you been ordering that crap from China again?"
>No, why are you asking
>"there's a package from China with your name on it that came in the mail. Let's open it up and see what it is."
>It's a bunch of cheap crotch-less panties, a wig, some fake tenga eggs, a large butt plug, some assorted cables, a pocket knife and bags of dried mango
>Note inside box says "Merry Christmas anon! From your Secret Santa"
>>53507671
That IS cool
Where to cop
>>53507773
GearBest, not kidding.
>>53507627
>>53507685
Are there any good gigabit switches to go with it? The wifi on it is supposedly amazing but the lack of gigabit puts me off.
>>53507787
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246487.html
>>53507671
goddamn, first monkey, then shark, now cookie. The chinks have the best microsd card designs.
>>53507720
why the fuck not ?
my wife wants crotchless panties anyway
>>53507374
>>53507444
China is currently a mix of capitalism with the smaller companies and state socialism with the large companies and major industries. There's nothing communistic about it.
>>53507871
Normalfags out
>>53507622
Don't worry about the UV coatings. Every pair of sunglasses has it now. I've bought countless knock-off Ray Bans from China without incident. There's a video floating around where some neckbeard tests out a bunch of Chinese sunglasses for UV protection, all of them passed with flying colors.
Most of the companies that provide the lenses provide UV coating by default, so its actually cheaper for the sunglass companies to buy it because of economies of scale.
>>53507871
>wife
Sauce? Does it come with free shipping? How long was the wait? I saw a few on Gearbest, but I don't want to wait 5 months.
>>53507622
>Anyone here ordered sunglasses before?
Yeah, I ordered a pair of fake Oliver Peoples. The lenses are polarized.
Pic related
>>53507915
I think this is the video that you are talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG7aBul033I
This thread dead?
Is there a difference in speed between HongKong post and China post?
The HongKong one costs like 1 dollar more.
>>53508514
Maybe 2 days faster or something. Who cares lol. It will still take 3 weeks.
Any else having fast shipping to NL? For me it takes about 8 days or something. Really fucking fast.
What's the best Google VR thing for under $10?
>>53507622
I own 3 pairs myself, you'll be fine.
>>53508793
There are two classes of VR things: 1-3 dollar cardboard headsets and 15-25 dollar plastic headsets. The plastic headsets are better quality, obviously. We haven't had anyone order one yet to recommend a specific brand.
>>53508835
But a quick search shows a couple of around $10 ones.
Like
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/iBlue-Head-Plastic-VR-Vedio-3D-Glasses-for-5-6-Phone-Google-Cardboard-B/32455964822.html
>>53503740
If you want buttons out the ass I recommend the Logitech G600. Its like 35 dollars and pretty comfy too. Its kinda tall, but feels really nice.
>>53506014
>Buying dried mangoes from china when you can just go to Publix/Walmart/whatever store you have near.
Why the fuck would you buy them from china? WHY?
>>53499465
GET OUT! :D
>>53504734
>>53504703
thank you
>>53502824
Just noticed the little scene in the background. Kek.
>>53503471
Is that a giant stuffed slater? Nice.
>>53505543
I bought my one off eBay. It has air bubbles/loose area round the sides too.
>>53507671
Guaranteed to be made of Chinese newspapers
>>53507694
Shilltastic deals! The $10 Pistons are fakes bro.
lint rollers are technology. Hope it works.
>>53503758
>censor
really faggot?
Mexpost fucking sucks holy shit, I'd rather pay for DHL than deal with this bullshit.
>>53509828
Yeah those work, theyre kind of like a suede corduroy material that picks up hair swiping in one direction. Hard to explain.. like a cat's tongue I guess.
>>53509945
hang in there mexi bro. what u order? :3
how is the quality of the paracord on aliexpress?
>samshit legacy S4 has shit itself with the 'no simcard' error
>putting a bit of foam and pressure on the connector no longer working
Chinkphone replacement? Idgaf about 'latest specs'. I just want something I can call reliably with and take photos, that doesn't drop the cash in my account to the tune of 4 figures.
Shall I buy a Redmi 3? Or a Redmi Note 3?
>>53510245
Galaxy s5
>>53510245
Can I use a Redmi 3 on Sprint? Of not, what is a good provider that I can use?
I know AT&T is shit.
>>53510245
the one with the sd 650
>>53507915
Where from? I cant find legit sellers
What is the best chink phone with a 1920x1080 screen and a micro sd slot? I don't really care that much about performance, but I'm coming from a galaxy s4, so I'd like it to be at least a little better than that. I am looking at the Redmi Note 3, but it has no sd card as far as I can tell, and I have a lot of music.
I'd prefer it to be under $250
>>53510419
Aliexpress. Just search for the model number. For instance, the Wayfarers are 2140, so search for "2140". Sort through the results for classes that cost between 8-12 dollars, any cheaper and they're shit. Look through the listing to ensure they have the "original logo", if you aren't sure, just ask.
>>53510715
>tfw paid like 3 bucks for my glasses last singles day
>>53510678
Redmi Note 3 pro then.
>>53510374
willmyphonework.net
>>53511067
well this is fucking gay
anything I can do? I also checked verizon, at&t, and t mobile and none of them worked
>>53511119
Change country.
>>53511119
i get this with the redmi 3
>>53511179
>no 4g
it would be a step back
>>53511197
then >>53511119 looks okay
4g allday erryday
>>53511215
until i go a place without it and end up with no service
>>53511237
Well if you're expecting a GSM phone to work on a CDMA network you deserve no service.
>>53501899
>le ebin katana gentleman
Dubs checked.
>>53511173
This.
About to get a Chuwi iLife i7 robot vacuum from Alibaba. Talk me out of it, please.
>order from ibuygou
>choose some shitty 3 dollar "paypal" shipping instead of the free shipping because i could get it faster
>go to their website and it's not even in English and i can't even track my package 6 days after ordering
Did i get cucked? 6 days too early for it to even arrive to them maybe?
>>53511452
do it
>>53511492
I can't really tell anything by the reviews. All the videos about it are in Russian, but for 120 dollars, its worth a shot I guess.
>>53511460
ibuygou is one of the most legit sites out there, you might get cucked out of more money but your shit will 100% arrive and be 100% legit.
>>53511460
>ibuygou
>buygou
>gou
>goy
>>53511452
Your NEETing room is probably too small for it to make any sense, you have incorrect floor type, it's full of filth and your clothes that robot can't deal with.
Anyway, didn't know Chuwi made these, looks nice.
do chink phones come unlocked and ready to use with my sim card? (cricket. yea yea i know, poorfag)
also, do any of you have any experience with chink knockoffs of gopros? any good ones?
thanks
>>53511655
>do chink phones come unlocked and ready to use with my sim card?
Yep, refurbished ones too.
>also, do any of you have any experience with chink knockoffs of gopros? any good ones?
Can't help you with that, sorry.
>>53511655
No phone bought not from carrier comes simlocked (i.e. all phones are unlocked, unless you get one with contract).
However US is backwards and I heard somewhere that they pair phones with sims, you would have to check with your carrier. I'm not from US, so don't take my word for that.
The things you need to look at are working frequencies (applies to all countries) and network modes (US again is retarded and uses CDMA, instead of GSM like rest of the world). See >>53511067
Another thing worth noting are SIM card sizes. See if your card can "push'd out" to size supported by phone. See pic related.
>>53511798
>However US is backwards and I heard somewhere that they pair phones with sims, you would have to check with your carrier
What?
>>53511827
Probably talking about CDMA
>>53511655
> chink knockoffs of gopros? any good ones?
The Yicam is fine.
Something like a Hero3 Black or thereabout, but cheaper.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2PCS-DIY-Cute-Car-stickers-Anime-whole-car-garlands-High-grade-transparent-Waterproof-changed-color-film/32615648202.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.50.LAFE75&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_2,searchweb201602_1_505_506_503_504_10034_10020_502_10001_10002_10017_10010_10005_10006_10011_10003_10021_10004_10022_10009_401_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_8&btsid=546356d7-207f-4793-afa0-c8a2a01d9150
would you?
>>53510374
>Sprint
LMAO
>>53510374
>2016
>not using an MVNO
>>53512123
If i needed and had a car yeah, but replace the anime girl with a 3d idol.
>>53499381
Just ordered the 64 gig and 8 gig
ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN WOOT WOOT
Any decent Chinese fountain pens?
>>53504958
PNY
>>53512295
>not cookies like >>53507671
sharks are so yesterday
>>53499381
I would always avoid shitty chinese micro sd and anyother storage medium.
more than likely the features are fake and performs no where near its rated speeds and/or die in a couple of weeks
>>53509659
Apparently this one solves it by concealing all the curved parts where bubbles might appear according to XDA forums. My main gripe with the regular one I got off ebay is that it isn't even oleophobic. Fingerprints and smudges like a motherfucker. Even the 60-cent glass protector I got for my spare Galaxy S3 has a proper oleophobic coating.
The chinks call it a "full covered glass protector" on ebay & ali.
>>53511827
Ah, >>53511990 seems to be right. CDMA has some retarded pairing feature.
>in the USA, AT&T and T-Mobile use the GSM wireless standard, while Verizon and Sprint use the CDMA wireless standard.
>CDMA is also a more restrictive type of network — while you can unlock an AT&T phone and take it to T-Mobile, you can’t unlock a Verizon phone and take it to Sprint, as Sprint’s CDMA network will reject the phone.
>>53511990
Thanks for clearing that out.
FUCK OFF WILL
>>53502824
Wait i recognize that gay blow job
>>53512350
I saw em yesterday but didn't realize how cheap they were. No faggot like you is gonna dampen my spirits
>>53512123
Would you, anon?
>>53507858
What are the monkey ones? I've never seen them.
They are not for sale anymore. :(
>>53512533
RARE
A
R
E
>>53512533
>tfw no rare microsd monkey
yay or nay on a cheap chink straight razor?
http://www.gearbest.com/razors/pp_324670.html
Can anyone with a Baidu account reupload this for me?
http://pan.baidu.com/s/1jHpypgU
Don't have a Chinese # and the email registration doesn't work.
>>53507022
Also looking for a fancy looking watch to get my dad for his birthday in a bit more than a month
>tfw neet can't buy good quality items for people you love
>>53511655
The xiaomi one is pretty good, would reccomend
>>53512313
The Jinhao 599a is a good value for the money.
>>53499323
whew lad hold on to your lily white asses
I got all kinds of shit coming from chink clause:
small compass - for watch band for when innawoods
some glow in the dark stars for decorating the gf's room
4 zippos, each from different sellers, gonna sell these to the fucking plebs around here and make some drinking money
cigarette shaped lighter, shit looks cool and I wanna see if it works, and it was like 90 cents
light up usb cable for my brother, he thought it looked cool
bluetooth adapter
wifi adapter
small backpack (vans for when im out skating)
usb to micro usb adapters, 2 for friends 2 for me
a nice steel strap for my mi band
flashlight
drinking glass for my dad
first time ordering any chink shit so I'm pretty hyped, next time I'm gonna try to get some cheap electronic, micro-sd, flash drive, etc.
on a related note, anyone have any advice for buying batteries? specifically 18650, AA, AAA. I know for 18650 to buy brand name, samsung, lg, sony, etc. but how can I avoid getting scammed too hard if I just want cheap batteries to sell again?
They can be too low quality, going to sell them to the vape faggots at school and hopefully turn a dollar, so if word gets out my batteries suck I wont make shit for return sales
>>53512646
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_293902.html
Sooooo many $5 watches, they look fine.
>>53512646
Get a fucking job?
>>53512728
but i'm not looking for a watch?
>>53512646
Go to /wt/ instead.
This is a /wt/ meme and the fineat aqua terra is p fancy looking too.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/WINNER-Watches-Classic-Mens-AUTO-Date-automatic-Mechanical-Watch-Self-Winding-Analog-Brown-Leather-man-watch/32263389578.html
>>53512587
Looks like shit quality and the steel can't be worth a damn.
Buy disposable ones instead you broke hipster.
>>53512730
> but how can I avoid getting scammed too hard if I just want cheap batteries to sell again?
Test them rigorously...?
>want to buy some thing for my safety razor such as a lather bowl, stand etc maybe even some razors
>too scared to buy them off aliexpress because i don't want to get cancer and die
>>53504933
flicking folding knives with thumbtacks is fun.
Also, it's cool to have a knife for opening chink packages
>>53504838
Ebay has more fakes than Aliexpress, seriously
>>53505797
Fasttech is quicker. I've tried them all.
>>53505724
Prove it by finding the same item on amazon that has a 1000% markup and good reviews. After buying chinkshit for a few months now, I realize how many items are just unbranded and sold on amazon for 10x the price.
>>53507931
Just search for "sexy panties" on aliexpress. Sort by price, check the free shipping box.
>>53512801
> and the steel can't be worth a damn
It's going to be modern steel. If you sharpen it, it will be sharp.
Protip: Even if you buy >$1k blades (which will be more like cutlery and swords than razors), usually the steel isn't what costs that much.
It is mostly that you wanted the non-industrial expensive method to be applied to make the blade.
>>53512880
I agree that any modern steel can be sharp, but it'd literally get dull before you finish shaving. AUS8, which would be truly surprisingly good for that price, simply can't hold an edge with that angle. Wonder what quality heat treat you get for that price as well.
I know little about (straight) razors but I know quite some about cutlery steels and small scale production of knives. Buying any mass produced knife for $>1k is just retarded. Even those who do more industrialised (waterjet cut blanks) production tend to pay quite some for their CPM steel. Of course not even a majority of the price, that's labor - something you don't pay chinks for.
>land of freedumb
>cant even buy sim cards for 10 cents and change carrier and number everyday
lol
>>53512979
> but it'd literally get dull before you finish shaving
No, why?
> simply can't hold an edge with that angle.
Apart from me wondering how you'd even identify the angle on that photo, I see no reason why it could not.
> Buying any mass produced knife for $>1k is just retarded.
It's retarded to buy any knife for >$1k because you think you get better steel.
>all this cheap shit
>great looking gym bags for 25 dollars and free shipping
>nice shoes for 20-40 dollars
>everything is just cheap
>this is in Canadian dollars too
What is the catch honestly, are these all made with toxic as fuck materials and wearing these shoes they will seep into my body. Giving me cancer.
Maybe someone's asked this before, but what's a nice entry level dildo so I can buy several?
I wanna experience a prostate orgasm and know what being a slutty cockslave feels like.
>>53511655
>also, do any of you have any experience with chink knockoffs of gopros? any good ones?
Ignore retards recommending the Xiaomi Yi shit isn't bad but it's overpriced and comes with no accesories, go with a SJCAM action camera, you will get like 20 accesories with each and the image quality is pretty good, you can check in Youtube video samples, you can get pretty good image quality starting from $45, here is a video in spanish but with video samples of several cameras, at several situations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlyCY3Og3js
>>53513136
You're skipping the branded middleman, and along with that, any guarantee of quality
>>53503302
Is the nendo's colors actually washed out or is that just your dumb filter?
I bought an $8 snow miku fake nendo once, the quality was quite shit, the pieces don't integrate that well, but it looks passable on my shelf.
Also, only one of the faces looked any good.
>>53508766
NL is a big logistical hub for shipping in Europe, that's probably why.
>>53513197
Yes and in that exact wording
>>53513197
Try with a slim Japanese cucumber first? It might not be for everyone.
can i pay with paypal on aliexpress?
>>53512730
For 18650 batteries avoid anything with "Ultrafire" names or those that have ludicrous capacity claims. By that I mean avoid anything that's over 3400Mah if it's an 18650. Anything over that is made up, it does not exist.
For rechargeable AA and AAA batteries it won't be Li-Ion batteries but rather Ni-MHh. Therefore you will need a different charger most liekely The best AA and AAA rechargeables have always and will always be Sanyo (Now Panasonic branded) Eneloops. There is no point in buying those from China, get them in your home country. Costco sells them if you're in the US. Make sure you get a smart charger for your 18650 and AA/AAA batteries. Otherwise you risk overcharging and diminishing the lifespan of the batteries significantly. BQ-CC17 is the cheapest smart charger for AA-AAA batteries. it won't charge 18650s, but only Ni-Mh.
>>53513434
No, but people have had great experiences with aliexpress customer support in general. If your seller fucks you over you will get a refund.
>>53511119
Redmi 3 is GSM. I'm in the USA and using redmi 3 on h20wireless (atnt) its pretty good. No LTE but you go get hspa+ which is what atnt called 4g before LTE. As another anon mentioned you need to be on a GSM network
>>53513525
i actually just don't have a card of any kind
>>53510678
Redmi note 3 pro include microsd by using hybrid sim. Performance on par with snappy dragon 808.
>>53513505
Hpw are those AA with USB port on the tips?
>>53513505
> BQ-CC17 is the cheapest smart charger for AA-AAA batteries.
A Sysmax Intellicharger i4 costs like $15, and there are cheaper chargers than that.
>>53499381
>product image is sharks
>user images of product show a monkey
God fucking damn it. I can get a 128GB micro SD card anywhere, but the one place that sells ones with the radical shark designs I'm after doesn't actually have sharks on them.
What the fuck.
>>53512615
saw u on /r/chinaphones lmao
>>53513705
The only reason the charger he suggested is so cheap if because it comes with the batteries, and it seems to often be sold at loss.
>>53513622
I picked some up a week ago, they're pretty good
>>53509828
washable lint rollers suck, just get the disposable kind with tearable paper sticky stuff
>>53510094
a xiomi redmi note 2, from a seller whose name is goldway hk, u?
Is there any reason you guys order off of Aliexpress and not Taobao?
I know that Taobao in in Chinese rather than English but you definitely get a better selection and better prices there, so why not?
>>53513622
I wouldn't bother.
It's cheaper to buy a power bank, and those casings where you put your own batteries are often very inefficient or don't provide adequate current or voltage.
Just get a Xiaomi or Anker power bank instead and call it a day.
>>53513904
alipay
>>53513505
> The best AA and AAA rechargeables have always and will always be Sanyo (Now Panasonic branded)
Sure, but the difference to many other modern batteries is very often small:
http://lygte-info.dk/review/batteries2012/CommonAAcomparator.php
They're still some of the best with regards to self-discharge over time, but since the other brands also do LSD now, the difference is in the order of a few percent per year in most cases.
For many applications, Eneloops aren't worth it.
>>53513785
> the charger he suggested is so cheap
It costs ~$20 or more:
http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-BQ-CC17KSBA-Advanced-Individual-Indicator/dp/B00JHKSLQ4
>>53513921
Taobao has alipay too. It's like Chinese PayPal.
>>53513904
It's because taobao is meant more as a domestic site, and many (but not all) sellers do not ship internationally.
>>53513850
JDM shift knob and steering wheel hub
>>53513945
Yeah, separately. If you're buying batteries, this is the better value.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00JHKSMJU/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?qid=1458099376&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=eneloop+batteries&dpPl=1&dpID=51tDWQtYtwL&ref=plSrch
>>53513968
Don't you end up spending a lot on shipping anyway? EMS doesn't go below $20 from what I know and if you get economy options it takes like 3-4 weeks to arrive if you're in the US.
When you buy from TB you usually go through a shopping service, which means you gotta pay like 8% commission fee or some shit but you end up saving like 40-50% on EMS.
>>53513945
Many non-Eneloops still use Panasonic cells, so if the Panasonics are cheaper I don't see a reason to go with others.
http://slickdeals.net/f/7831079-4-pack-panasonic-eneloop-aaa-ni-mh-pre-charged-rechargeable-batteries-bk-4mcca4ba-for-7-99-ac-free-shipping-newegg-com?src=SiteSearchV2_SearchBar
http://slickdeals.net/f/7406916-4-pack-eneloop-2000mah-ni-mh-pre-charged-rechargeable-batteries-with-charger-13-free-shipping?src=SiteSearchV2_SearchBar
http://slickdeals.net/f/8217371-eneloop-rechargeable-batteries-24-pk-aa-36-8-pk-aaa-10-after-rebate-free-s-h?src=SiteSearchV2_SearchBar
It's good to be patient and find deals like these on SD.
>>53511655
The xiaomi gopro is pretty good, would reccomend
I see a lot people wanting to buy small storage (SD/TF cards, USB flash drives) from AliExpress. I guess some people might find this helpful. TF is known outside of Asia as microSD.
Don't buy cheap "too good to be true" stuff.
Orientate yourself around prices from trusted TF card sellers on AliE, like LD and MIXZA – both have official stores. Realistic prices are:
>$2 for 8GB
>$4 for 16GB
>$7 for 32GB
>$13 for 64GB
>$35 for 128GB (notice these do not follow ~linear growth to size)
Instead of buying USB flash drive, consider getting USB 3.0 card reader supporting SDXC – you can get one for $6.
Instead of SD, get TF with SD adapter. Almost nobody sells SD cards anymore.
Real cards up to 32GB are marked as SDHC, 64GB+ as SDXC.
Fakes often have SDHC logo on 64GB+ cards. There are no SDHC with more than 32GB.
It's easy to get scammed with no name, cheap USB flash drives. They can fake anything from storage and speed to even painting USB 2.0 blue and claiming it's 3.0.
Be wary of reviews, people often 5-star stuff they just received, let's them save files, when their phone is reporting advertised size. Or after they get full refund.
Fake storage will often let you save more than it's capable of storing, but after you try to open files, you will find them being corrupted.
Trusted stores:
>LD
http://ld-official.aliexpress.com/store/1803198
>MIXZA
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1191646
Both offer TF cards with nice designs and USB 3.0 readers.
If you still want to risk buying no-name storage, test it with H2testw (Windows), F3 or dd (Linux).
>>53514003
shipping method?
my shit is still in customs
>>53514076
If I recall correctly, Amazon basics are rebranded second gen eneloops, and Fujitsu rechargeable are also eneloop based, and they often sell for less. They even use the same colors to denote the high discharge ones from the low discharge ones. I'm not sure, but if I recall correctly, the different generations mainly differ in design, and not that much in available charges (well, 1800 vs 2100 rated charges is a decent difference, but you will most likely not notice IRL).
>>53514222
Yes, amazon basics are rebranded eneloops, but only the 2nd gen ones.
The best deals to be had are still to wait if a good deal comes up on slickdeals for rechargeables. Otherwise the amazon basics are a decent value.
>>53514022
It's still ~$9.3 you pay for that one.
Costs $4 per battery if you include the charger, rather than like $1.7 per battery for very comparable batteries even on the same store:
http://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-AA-Rechargeable-Batteries-16-Pack/dp/B007B9NV8Q/
I can show you a cheaper intelligent NiMh charger easily:
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_229309.html
>>53503471
>pusheen
>generic cat
>>53513136
you're skipping the jew in the middle who imports from china and sells the same thing to you locally
china post or ePacket?
>>53514306
There are no reviews of that charger on Gearbest. Not all chargers are created equal. There are a bunch of shitty ones, just like power supplies.
>>53514583
Probably depends where you live. My earphones took 7 weeks to get to Canada through China Post.
is it worth it? Or will i just end up dieing from a high voltage shock or housefire?
http://www.china-hifi-audio.com/en/xiangsheng-valve-amp-c-36/sound-luster2030a-kt88-class-a-singel-end-integrated-amp-delu-p-693
NEW THREAD!
>>53514831
>>53514159
ePacket to the US, California. It usually takes like 10-15 days for my tracking to begin after I get the shipping notification, and another 10-15 days to get delivered.
>>53513732
The users are fucking retarded. Some of them posted LD cards which is a brand that store doesn't even sell.
>>53512358
lurk moar fag
>>53512646
>Timex Weekender Fairfield
oui use this thread again?