I have to buy 100 units of something as a gift for my boss to give to staff.
* around $100
* may require a company logo to be stuck on it
* tech related
* something cool
What would YOU like as a gadget gift from the boss? Ideas please.
multi tool
>>53145490
like a leatherman?
>>53145469
>100 custom products for $100
you could probably find <$1 products out there but not with a company logo
>>53145503
sure
>>53145512
That $100 per unit, dingus. Your boss is a tight-ass.
Alibaba ois your friend. Most sellers allow you to customize your order. Pendrives, portable chargers, thats the trend lately. 100$ per person would allow for a lot more though.
Last day i bought a cheap sharpcard knife for about 1 USD , you could also get USB gadgets like leds but it's shit
Sigh.
It's $100 for each item. I have $10,000 to spend.
A small potted tree with your company logo carved into it
OP is asking us what he should buy us for $100.
Can I have the cash?
Then you could get a cheap tablet, a gamebuino, a raspberry pi, or many gadgets like a bundle with a stylophone, a raspberry pi and an opinel knife
Btw opinel can have a logo
OP here, I should say the staff is men and women.
>>53145728
As opposed to what? Genderfluid dragonkin?
>>53145469
Aluminum engineer's mechanical pencil. $5/unit last time I checked.
>>53145767
Just saying knifes are awesome but girls prefer puppies
>>53145791
Who says?
>>53145772
Thank you. I have $95 left. Per person.
$100
>>53145805
My assistant
>>53145842
Is she thicc?
Why not make that present pack, and include like powerbank and flash drive, but not shitty ones.
That shit is always useful.
Also, can depend on company background.
I got baseball dress with company name, because owner of the company owns a percentage in baseball club.
There is basically no limit.
Mechanical keyboards for everyone!
>>53145469
20 freedom 251 for everyone + sticker on it with company logo
>>53145859
I don't know what that is and she's sitting next to me.
>>53145469
Raspberry Pi, a cheap android tablet, maybe a goody bag with both of these things.
>>53145861
A pack of things means I'll have to picknpack. I'd prefer one cool item. Like a Tickle-me-Elmo cool thing but latest tech...
In our company, all the employees got a solar powered watch for the 100th anniversary
>>53145871
>freedom 251
That's cool. So cheap!
A smartwatch
only $70
>>53145980
>>53145469
lg g watch is $100
http://www.amazon.com/LG-Watch-Powered-Android-Wear/dp/B00LB2ZQ3C
>>53145892
curvaceous
does she have nice thighs
>>53145994
What should I get for the girls?
>>53146000
I know what Thicc means. :rolleyes:
>>53146020
so answer the fucking question baka
>>53145995
I could probably get them for a bit cheaper. Best so far.
>>53146029
You will never see her again. I could have Human Resources on my butt if I answer guy. (She know what I think anyway.)
>>53146055
Is HR monitoring this thread? No
What's the issue OP
>>53146008
Chastity belts and 80' of rope
>>53146072
My issue is I can't think what I should spend $100 on for my colleagues, including this fit girl sitting next to me. Hint hint?
>>53145545
>spending $10,000 on gifts
Your company must be pretty profitable senpai
>>53146153
I just work here.
We've just completed a HUUUUGE project. Everyone deserves a cool gadget.
>>53146153
We're based in Israel.
>>53146176
Guess again
>>53146153
I'm just the head of the PR dept, my boss(comp ceo) is going to retire and wants to give everyone something to remember.
>>53146176
I KNEW IT. LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW YOU SHEKEL DEVIL
Rubber ducks. Great for consulting when troubleshooting.
>>53146114
Everyone on /g/ is autistic. We don't understand hints
>>53146153
We get "outsourced" work from fortune 500 companies, so I guess we make some.
>>53146192
something at about $100. a cool gadget to remember him by...
>>53146153
How can it be my company if I'm doing it for my boss?
>>53145469
Get a $100 gift card for everyone. But put it in the tackiest homemade envelope you can make. With handwritten message too.
>>53146114
Clearly dragon dildos would suit
>>53146261
I suggested this, or a Fitbit, but the boss wants a 'new' gadget. Hence the original request for ideas.
>>53145469
get them all branded IBM model m Unicomps.
It will be glorious
TAKATAKATAKTAKA!
I like the gift card idea. If you want something material though, how about a watch. I bet you could get some pretty nice ones for $100 at qty 100.
why not just give everyone 100 dollars to buy their own cool thing
>>53145469
OP does it have to be 1 single item around $100 or could it be 2-3 related items together that add up into a coherent set for $100?
also how tech savvy can we assume people are there? are you a tech company that the workers would enjoy real tech, or more like pop-culture tech?
Cree LED flashlights with expedited shipping, then buy some other stuff with the leftover $80.
>>53146383
And Xiaomi Mi Band 1S, with heart rate monitor (better than Fitbit) and rgb light notifications.
>>53146377
Tech enough. We all use computers but don't know how to build one.
I'd prefer 1 item so I don't have to build bags...
>>53146411
>Xiaomi Mi Band 1S
okay, nice but the boss knocked back the firbits
>>53146434
Just make a pack of things for everyone; mi band, zoomable focus high lumen led flasglights, $20 Starbucks/Chipotle (lel ecoli) cards, snack, a candy, power bank.
Fitbits with a special app you've designed to report all the data directly to the boss
>>53146484
>"says here Carl gets drunk at 5:15 every day"
>work isn't over until 6pm
>>53146192
Get 100 mouse pads made with his face on it and keep the change.
>>53146523
winner.
Thanks everyone.
>>53145469
OP sounds like the most realistic/versatile thing then might be tablets for everyone
BUY MONGO SPROUTS CAKES FOR THAT ASS
>>53145469
Dildos
Get them that Microsoft wireless desktop combo.
Even if they don't like it, they will surely find someone in their family who needs it.
https://www.microsoft.com/accessories/en-us/products/keyboards/designer-bluetooth-desktop/7n9-00001
![500x1000px-LL-dfd969f7_QQ20150911112034[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nomLp6L.png "500x1000px-LL-dfd969f7_QQ20150911112034[1].png")
Fiio M3
A small mp3 player
http://www.head-fi.org/t/780622/fiio-m3-ultra-portable-8g-64g-2-0-320-240-tft-50mw-flac-ape-aiff-in-line-control-ogg-mp3-aac-wma-24-hours-hifi-earbuds
iono where you buy them. maybe make up the difference with an album on it or something
>>53148183
Actually I retract that suggestion, I don't know enough about it to recommend it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/3wtk50/fiio_m3_mini_review/
it's 0.49 cents
you can get 204 per person
www.aliexpress.com/item/Credit-Card-Knife-Folding-Blade-Knife/32596677142.html
>>53147151
that mouse looks like ass to use. I'd get them an MS Sculpt keyboard set if I was going that route.
>>53145587
Buy them ThinkPads
If you're doing several small things, Sugru
>>53149287
Are those legit? I have a prepaid card with about a dollar on it
>>53149287
not gonna lie I'd like 204 of those.
I'd like 20400 even more, but I'll live with 204.
>>53149432
No, you can't use the knife as a credit card. It's just the same size and shape as one.
>>53149461
No I mean is the knife good
>>53149461
RIPOFF
>>53145469
keycap tester
>>53145469
just give everyone a $100 bill and let them buy what they want
>>53145469
I've received work gifts of boxes of cookies, of candies, mugs, squuezy desk toys, a victronox Swiss army knife, and a frozen turkey.
The pocket knife is the only one that's that lasted, and the only one that was universally appreciated.
>>53145469
Is the average age of your employees over 25? If so, they'd probably appreciate a $10,000 donation for CS/computers for underprivileged kids way more than $100 worth of chink shit.
Plus, it's tax deductible.
>>53149620
>computers for underprivileged kids
op please dont blow 10k on buying computers for fucking nigger kids
>>53149620
>congratulations for all the hard work, we donated your reward to charity
>>53149673
>being THIS entitled
no wonder america is in the trash
>>53145469
Vostok watch.
>>53149620
Your gift is a donation to the human foundation
>>53149892
The Human Fund - Money for People
>>53149335
This.
>>53146420
So not tech at all.
>>53145814
This. Just a goddamn bonus or gift card is way better than some shitty tablet or 20 aluminum pencils
>>53145469
kit with hw and accessories for rasberry pi or similar
>>53149611
Good call, a frozen turkey with the company logo branded on it. Make sure you unwrap it before you set it on their desks, so they can see the logo.
>>53145545
I'm the CTO, the CEO, my boss (CEO) is going to retire and wants to give everyone something to remember.
>>53150125
They'd definitely remember the turkey. You ought to be able to get a pretty big one for $100.
>>53150114
why not just spend 10k on live turkeys and let them loose in the office to destroy everything. that would be even more memorable
>>53150168
Your proposal includes no branding, and no gift giving.
>>53150182
Laughter is the greatest gift of them all
>>53150182
just get a bunch of stickers made of the company logo and plaster them all over each turkey along with a sticker of someones name and make everyone search through them to find theirs. also instead of turkeys get roosters so they will all be trying to kill each other and shit
>>53145469
$90 dollars of tokens for cam sites and $10 dollars left for tissue and lube.
>>53149520
they're cheap and flimsy. If you want a thin backup knife it's worth 50 cents. Makes a neat gift too. If you want something that can actually be used a few times it's way too weak. There aren't any actually-usable for less than a dollar.
>>53149461
lmao
>>53149693
>work hard
>get told that I was going to get money
>but instead somebody else got it
yeah that'll be GREAT for morale. If they're going give money away they should just do it, not bring all the employees into it
Buy them Palestinian skulls with the company logo etched in
>>53149461
Kek
$100 amazon giftcards . . .
>>53152327
only good answer
Buttplug and webcam in a little box. It would be worth it just for the reactions.
>>53145469
An embroidered t-shirt made of silk, with the text "I got this instead of a raise or a bonus" written on it.
WinRAR plus Mcafe antivirus licence for everyone
>>53145469
https://www.discountmugs.com/product/le490058-durahyde-compu-attache-cases/
I fucking love getting free, good, bags. Legit, I've got carry-on sized bags from trade shows and other shit that I've had for years. Caterpillar gave out a Canvas "tough bag" that is/was carry-on sized, fit my 15" laptop, charger, and a ton of misc. shit in it still, without being too bulky or odd lumps, and I fucking loved it until a shitty little nephew of mine ripped it up over a holiday. It genuinely made me fondly think of Caterpillar as a company, that they'd commission or give out a pretty high-quality bag for attention, and resulted in my company renting their hardware a few times based on my recommendation.
If my current boss gave me a, albeit branded, bad-ass carry-on sized bag, I'd be about it.
>>53145870
Worst office ever
>>53149620
Yeah, OP can pull a Costanza and pocket the 10k.
>a drone
>sport watch/fitness tracker
what about a single present like a very nice espresso machine or a kicker table or something like that?
>>53153468
This.
Buy a $1,000 espresso machine and call it a day. Everyone will enjoy it much more than their selection of mechanical pencils, chinese mp3 players and scented soaps.
>>53145469
Benjamins
Fuck retarded tacky gifts with a company logo on them. I'm not a walking billboard.
>>53149548
This is the best answer.
Imagine the different tapping sounds that are going to be heard throughout the office when everyone gets one of these.
Also the reaction would be a great bonus.
>Congratulations and thank you for completing this big project that made us millions.
>As a reward, here's a keycap tester.
Everyone would be confused as hell.
>>53145469
100 Bose Soundlink Minis
>>53154057
Can vouch these are decent. Not audiophile tier but good enough for chillin/bbq/poolside shenanigans.
Get everyone a vidya game and a month of playstation or xbone live so you can all play together :3
>>53154057
I think this is a good idea. I have one and they are great. It looks nice ass well.
>>53145469
I can sell you 100 Dogecoin for $100
Get them each a modern fuel pencil =^)
(or reach a really nice fountain pen)
EVERYONE GETS A FIRE TV
Perfectly in price.
>>53153947
Holy kek
>>53153468
>nice espresso machine
>spend the rest on a good budget of coffee
You just made the workplace god-tier
>>53156046
>he owns meme currency
Everyone gets a Chink tablet.
10 000 USD may be enough to get a Chink to add custom logos.
>>53145587
$100 gift cards
