guys my fucking kid fell for this shit, what the fuck do I do? I raised her better than this...
>>52985966
>her
you're expecting a woman to be smart
smack her across the face and tell her if she ever breaks another phone you won't replace it
you get memed because you're as dumb as your kid is
>>52985966
If her age is on the clock...
>>52985966
>I raised her better than this...
Clearly not.
>>52985966
iphone users should all be rounded up and put in concentration camps and gassed
>>52985966
If bait, fuck you
If real, fuck you both, I hate dumb humans.
>>52985966
You're fault for buying an iPhone in the first place you cuck.
>>52985966
>I raised her better than this...
>iPhone
Kill her, then kill yourself.
Send it to the Apple Store.
They'll probably flash a new OS on it.
Say goodbye to all of your data if you didn't back it up. Apple techs probably aren't smart enough to do that for you.
>>52986005
Do you know what "bricked" means?
>>52985993
Her friends older brother convinced her it was real so she did it. She's freaking the fuck over here about it.
Pro tip: Never have kids
>>52985966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofnq37dqGyY
>>52985966
I hadn't heard about this until now. That is fucking amazing.
In all seriousness, I'd just wait for an official Apple statement on the matter, they will fix this it's their responsibility. Even if you're a fucking retard that does it.
>>52985979
Then my cock is in her dock
>take the phone
>locate two screws on the bottom
>remove them
>pop the display off
>unscrew the plate above the battery connector
>Disconnect the battery
>wait 15 seconds
>connect the battery
>screw the plate back in
>reattach the display
>put the screws back
>boot the phone
My son fell for this same shit after his step brother convinced him to do it. Disconnecting the battery will remove power to the motherboard and force a clock reset.
>>52986036
>freaking the fuck over here about it.
>over an iphone
see
>>52986000
>>52985980
>>52985988
>>52985993
>>52985997
>>52986086
>No fun allowed
>>52985988
/thread
>>52985966
My wife's son also fell for this
>>52986121
kek
DO NOT OPEN IT
Chances are it's still under warranty, take it to an Apple Store, they'll either fix it or give you a replacement. If it's a 6s there is a gasket around the screen you could fuck up
>>52986101
She's scared that I'm going to get mad at her is all. I gave her my old phone for christmas and she doesn't want me to be mad at her.
I tried what >>52986086 said and it fixed it.
>>52986138
You mean the rubber sealing thing? As long as you're not a retard it's not that hard to lift the screen and close again without making it that noticeable. I've never had an Apple employee open my phone in store anyway and I've had like 7 replacements. It is different here in the UK though I'll admit.
>>52986144
Prove it.
>>52986194
There's a high chance of fuck up, and neo/g/ is full of autists. And it's still nice to have the warranty intact. But if you can replace everything yourself, go for it.
I just get tried of fucking about inside phones so I take them to store or tell people to buy a new one. Screws too damn small and glue everywhere pisses me off
>>52986194
>>52985966
My wife's son did too. God damn it.
>>52985966
tell your wife's daughter to ask her dad to replace it
>>52986194
>prove it
Fucking dip, any good /g/ man would know how epoch/UNIX time works, and that disconnecting all power would clear the system clock and force a reset.
>>52986231
The only thing that fucked me up replacing stuff was the home button. Didn't know it's now paired to the chip since Touch ID was implemented. You can replace your home button but you better not do a restore, ever, or it's bricked. Good security feature I guess, but wish I knew before changing my screen and home button.
>Assuming not bait
If you can, take the battery out.
If you can' take the battery out, take it to the apple store and have them take the battery out.
How the fuck should they know this bricks your phone?
>>52986255
Thank you.
>>52986297
Sorry anon. I was assuming it being Apple propriety HW it would just be full on bricked.
>>52986367
Haven't had to replace one of those. when I watched WWDC the way they talked about it in the 5s launch, I assumed that they would be paired together and either a new one had to be made and paired, or the chip and button were both trash. Good security measure, they could have said something before everyone freaked out over error 53 though. I wonder if android does this as well
>>52985966
>>52986121
>>52986272
>>52986283
cuck meme was the best thing ever happened to 4chin
>>52986485
It is a good security feature, I think the home button and the storage are paired with the chip? Here I always take advantage of the "out of warranty replacement" service when worst comes to worst. but it's got fucking expensive now, ~£235 so fuck that. Had to do it recently when I realised I bricked it changing the home button and doing a restore.
I wasn't aware of the home button ID / chip / storage encryption, so before I took it in I was inside it fucking it up with a screwdriver scratching away so they couldn't get access my stuff, wouldn't have fucking bothered if I knew it was useless without the original home button.
>>52986272
How is this even funny?
>>52985966
I'm actually kinda curious.
How does this fuck your phone?
>>52986645
because cuck shake and bake premade family, also retarded.
>>52986659
It sets the clock to 0, which the OS treats as a clock failure.
>>52985973
*tips fedora*
>>52986681
Well shit. Funny to think how one line of code could fix such a stupid fucking system failure.
Hey, at least she didn't fall for the whole microwave one. In that case, I would suggest euthanasia, and that OP get a vasectomy immediately.
>>52985966
You're a bad mom
>>52986689
Yeah ok, like that isn't the most alpha action here
>>52985966
The majority of our collective knowledge is just a fingering away and she never thought to check.
This is a lesson in healthy skepticism. Explain to her that she's a ding-dong and tell her to check before she does anything like that again.
No need to punish her for something so easy to fix.
Don't be a bad parent.
>>52986711
Have you ever heard the notion that ironically shitposting too frequently will eventually lead to it becoming unironic?
Be careful anon. In reality, everyone looks down on spergs that talk like that.
Apple fags dont even lnow rhe date of apples founding
>>52986869
Fuck off Dvorak faggot.
>>52986368
>take the battery out
>iPhone
Assuming not bait. kek
>>52986609
>It is a good security feature
It's not. Error 53 occurs on a completely voluntary action of the user after replacing the Home Button.
It's not a security feature, it is a bug.
My wife's boyfriend fell for it too, had to but him a new one.
>>52986681
>It sets the clock to 0
Only if you set the time to 0:00.00 01/01/1970 GMT.
Which chances are you won't. It's caused by the date rolling under to the end of the epoch for some reason.
>>52986814
yeah I'm not even mad. I just explained to her to never do anything with a computer that she's really unsure of. Chances are I can fix it but It's much better for her to be cautious.
>>52985966
>wife's daughter
>>52986086
>step brother
Subtle. 8/10
>>52985966
Leave the phone on the boot cycle until it runs out of battery.
Then try to turn it on until it no longer even tries to boot.
Then wait at minimum the amount of hours your timezone differs from GMT.
And recharge and turn it on again, should work.
>>52986974
A replaced home button can work perfectly fine until you try update / restore the phone realises it's not the original hardware it was paired with. Makes sense seeing as how its a fingerprint scanner.
Show me evidence that this is a bug and not intentional.
>>52985966
Can someone explain to me why this screws up the phone?
>>52988672
That date is 0 in Unix time. For some reason being west of UTC e.g. in America it subtracts to compensate for timezone, which sets the time to a negative value.
>>52988332
>A replaced home button can work perfectly fine until you try update / restore the phone
There's no logical reason why you would have to do one of these things for the device to realize that the original hardware is not there any more.
In fact, it already does, which is why it disables Touch ID.
>>52985966
>letting your wife's son use an iPhone
>>52986856
lol weeb shitposter, McFucking kill yourself.
>>52985966
Don't replace the phone, tell her she fucked up and has to learn from her own mistakes.
>>52986121
>Wife's son
Family issues buddy?
>>52985966
They are kids, so dont worry. What you experience right now is a "kids learning experience" next time, they will not belive stuff like this. And if they do, remind them of today and they will probably not make the same mistake ever again.
You.
Are.
The.
Cancer /
>>52988239
This
>>52986121
top cuck
>>52985988
This in my humble opinion to be quite honest family desu senpai
>>52985966
>iphone
Well there's your problem.
Shoulda got a Nexus, they don't have this issue.
>>52986856
Which chinese cartoon is this? I need something to bingewatch for the whole day.
>>52986814
>just a fingering away
>>52990031
boku no chaika
>>52990348
Thanks senpai
>>52990348
Nice mouse control XD XD XD XD X D X D X D X D X D X D
I hate this fucking meme shit. You think it's funny making kids break their expensive phones? My wife's boyfriend's son fell for this shit, and I, that's right, me, had to pay for a new one. Buncha neckbeard faggots.
>>52986681
It does NOT.
If you live in -UTC areas your iphone will be bricked.
that happens because it sets the time to 31.12.1969, which is nonexistant in Unix time.
>>52990498
You sir are the meme provider in this case
>>52990348
>Ublock
I hope you bought a 4chins pass
>>52990550
>unix
Pffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>52986005
>>52985966
At least it wasn't mustard gas
>>52985966
>guys my fucking kid fell for this shit
>I raised her better than this
>my kid
>her
>iphone
kek, you got what you deserved, now go buy your kid an Android and switch to Linux before the memes get more intense.
