Have any of you guys ever tried finding freelance gigs on upwork? I'm thinking about doing that to pay the bills and help build a portfolio and experience for a Real Job™.
pic related, it's me
Nah dude, I only program with obscure languages and technologies to ensure my continued unemployment.
>>52443152
lol
>>52443121
What is the name of this meme so I can just google more of them instead of asking people to post more?
>>52443252
programming degree meme?
>>52443319
Tried that. Some things show up but not loads. I'm sure I can find it though with some snooping.
>>52443409
looking around for you comrade
>>52443423
'CS Graduate meme' so far gives the most results.
>>52443423
Hah, here's a bunch of good ones.
>>52443516
>>52443516
Forgot the link:
https://imgur.com/a/lGOvs
Picture related is a classic.
>>52443550
Nice and thank you
It's always funny to call php from command line to execute some nested ternary operators.
i'm not OP, but does anyone know where (and how) to start small freelance jobs on the internet without the entire population of india getting the gig because they'll do it for 300x less?
>tfw these memes are funny but you don't know what's wrong with half of them
;_;
>>52443749
just use parens you knob
>>52443550
Stop making fun of her.
>>52444084
surely you have an inkling
>>52444354
Die.
>>52443550
just curious, why's this one a meme? isn't that just pseudocode? what's wrong with it? I've seen this posted a lot
>>52444970
it doesn't make any sense, even for the generous assumption of pseudocode
>>52444970
It's not pseudo code, she's clearly trying to use C++.
Aside from the scopes being wrong (which I think anyone would forgive), it's just bad code.if (Tweeter == Gamergater || Tweeter == Negative)
std::cout << "Block." << std::endl;
I don't like the variable naming conventions she used either (unnecessary capitals are annoying).
>>52445062
>>52445084
>google this person
>it's literally a man in a dress
wow
>>52445099
I'm not sure why you expected anything different, based on the established context.
>>52443749
it's pretty clearly documented that php reads from the right, thinking it would print anything other than b does nothing but show off your own incompetence.
>>52445084
Adding on to that, the objects don't make much sense either. Those look like they should be presented more in terms oftweeter.is_negative() / tweeter.is_gamergater()
>>52445165
it can trip up people who haven't worked with php.
Where does one find a *printable* version of the php manual? I think i'm gonna print it at uni, the retards have a guessable master-account login for the copiers so i can do this for free
