Why doesn't RMS have a wife or girlfriend?
Maybe if he wasn't so fat
>>52419691
out of everyone's league
He wants to keep his butthole virgin so that when he dies and donates his body to necrophilia it will make someone very happy
he has had gfs in the past
He needs to go gay.
>>52419691
>wife/gf
respecting your freedoms
>>52419755
This.
>>52419794
forgot my other meme arrow
>wife/gf
>respecting your freedoms
>>52419691
He can't get hard.
>gnu licensed babies
pls no
His dick is so massive he can't find a female willing to take it.
>>52419691
>FOSS gf
sounds like he would be into gangbangs and the like.
>>52419691
He's too busy giving speeches to settle down.
The free software movement is his only significant other
Dr Stallman respects freedom too much to Netflix and chill, that's why
>A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix was such an affront to freedom that I could not be party to its use under any circumstances whatsoever.
No, not "no gf" as in "no girl friend". He has no gf as in libre, or "freedom".
/g/ should find RMS a woman.
Here's his personal ad:
My formerPersonal Ad
(Currently for amusement only.)
[This was last updated in early 2009. The ages are out of date now.]
I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.
I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.
My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.
If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.
-----
We can make a profile for him on a dating site and find him the woman of his dreams
>>52419893
I don't think that's a good idea, if he ever finds out we committed identity theft he would be really pissed...although I would love to see him melt down again.
He's annoying
>>52419691
All women are free as in beer to him. Why should he be tied down when he can cuck away at OPP?
>>52419893
>>52419819
Underrated
too busy fucking birds
>>52419691
They are not free or public domain :^)
>>52419691
He had them in the past.
Now he's too old to care
>>52419970
>melt down again
where video?
>>52419691
He is a jew, he didn't take his planned marriage so he has to be single now.
>>52419832
This. He has said it himself.
>>52420229
Does he really think himself as the Jesus of computers
>tfw no fat hairy cuddly rms bf
>>52419691
The one must walk alone.
>>52419856
What's wrong with Netflix precisely? I doesn't violate freedoms it protects IP, you don't need to use it unless you want to pay for the IP.
>>52420180
https://youtu.be/jskq3-lpQnE?t=4m15s
>>52420321
Netflix is only accessible with non-free software.
Because he's never installed gentoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM
>>52420426
runs in firefox these days; they don't require silverlight anymore broseph.
>>52420696
The DRM module in Firefox is proprietary
>>52420413
>that pic
>>52419710
He's pretty cute desu senpai
He is the Buddha incarnate. In this very digital age, to give technology the freedom from the shackles of corporate materialists and devils. He doesn't need the companionship of another human, he's already fulfilled.
He has ascended way past the needs of the common man.
Also, he is autistic.
>>52419830
she'll fuck you but afterwards you have to fuck anyone who wants it
>>52419720
# thread
https://stallman.org/articles/children.html
Like software he won't pay for it.
>>52420833
this desu senpai
>>52419765
>2017
>RMS goes gay
>don't believe in non-free condoms made by machines using propriertary software
>goes bareback...
>>52419691
Because a woman can't respect his freedom
>>52419691
He's a legit cuck.
He hasn't written code for those yet.
>>52421550
Uncle /pol/, you do know that singles can't be cuckolded. Right?
>>52422338
Those fags in motion later fucked your gf and your mom, especially the guy with the beer in the front.
>>52419807
>wife/gf
>or, as I've recently taken to calling it, wife+gf
>>52422360
>fags
>sex with women
>fags
>sex
Pick one.
>>52422608
kekeroony
>>52422880
that webm is setup
>>52422880
Fags != gays
>>52420413
To be fair, he was speaking to an audience of Brazillians, the least cultured of all the South Americans.
>>52419819
Ye mums gnu licensed. Free to use
>>52419691
>>52419755
What you refer to has "had gf" is really RMS/girlfriend or as I've recently taken to calling it, RMS plus girlfriend.
>>52419819
Congratulations, you've been featured on reddit.com!
>>52419970
>his identity isn't GPL
>>52427072
>(I'd need to take viagra to get an erection like that, and then wait an hour or two for it to work.)
>>52419691
doesn't need 3d women. he doesn't even need 2d waifus. RMS IS A ONE-DIMENSIONAL LOVER
>>52427072
If this is true Stallman is a proper fucking G.
>>52422608
max par
>>52427072
>But this is starting to get very implausible. I can't believe you thought, for a minute, that I had a third nipple.
>>52419745
Kek, underrated post
He prefers to play the field. He loves Latinas, which is why he learned Spanish.
Pic related. His current bitch he's slammin'.
>>52419691
Why is Linux such a shit OS?
>>52427257
what a fucking player
>>52427072
dat gap
>>52427398
I wonder if he eats skin from her feet
>>52427398
Holy shit he looks high as fuck
https://stallman.org/ex-boyfriends-list.html
>>52427641
>My ex girlfriends list is pitifully short, mainly because there are so few applicants.
>applicants
KEK DRIVE OVERLOADED
>>52427641
>reading it expecting he fucked guys
>marian
damn
>>52419864
Stallman is cute! CUTE!
I want to kiss that belly!
>>52426417
Where can I get one of those??
>>52420413
What the hell is wrong with that guy? Fucking autist.
>>52426417
I think you're referring to the filthy argentinians
Because that not his fetish. He's in to birds, necrophilia, and possibly pedophilia.
I wonder if he already has a dead baby bird as his girlfriend?
>>52419691
Because he's a fat, autistic faggot!
>>52427831
Brazilians wasted his time and couldn't even understand what he said. I've seen other people flipping out over lesser things.
>>52427225
He still doesn't like other entities (he doesn't like even like us) using his private information without his previous consent.
Just do it desu
>>52428028
Rhinophytonecrophilia
Faggot
>>52428400
Have you seen the leader of an important movement lose his shit and start a tantrum like a kid? If you say yes, is that person you're thinking a respetable person?
Because he's fat and disgusting and has a shitty personality and impossible standards on top of all that.
yall motherfuckers need jesus
>>52420996
Would he at least donate sperm? Can't have retards multiplying.
>>52428694
Yes. They're known as executive officers of a business.
because every time he manages find a willing girl he has to break it off as she wont respect his wishes and call it a GNU/relationship.
>>52419864
>>52427827
You don't need it.
>>52427199
i genuinely zozzled
>>52419691
He prefers children, dead people and plants (but nasal sex only for the latter).
>>52427495
>>52427892
TAKE THE PORTUGUESE TO THE LOO
He thinks it is environmentally conscious or something.
The brightest coder on the planet doesn't breed. Such a shame
>>52432249
>RMS says he hasn't coded for over a decade
>>52420413
not a meltdown, he's just upset that he wants to start the talk and they're arguing over what language he should present in... that isn't his fucking problem. he shouldn't be invited to a place if they don't even know what language for him to present in. then tell him to switch after he starts. I'd be pissed off too.
Autists are usually not engaged in marriage.
He's a pretty cool aspie.
>>52419691
Didn't he say that he has one? I think he has.
>>52427575
kekkkkk
>>52427621
what the fuck do you think this hippy fuck does all day? it's certainly not reading email or using a computer.
>>52427072
He sounds like a major autist
He is pure and defends you're freedom.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Bitches, is in fact, GNU/Bitches, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Bitchess. Bitches is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Bitches", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Bitches, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Bitches is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Bitches is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Bitches added, or GNU/Bitches. All the so-called "Bitches" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Bitches.
>>52428674
>Rhinophytonecrophilia
Supercalifragicexpialidocious.
>>52419691
he's married to freedom
>>52432337
Is Euler now a shit mathematician?
>>52432472
He sounds tame for an autist.
RMS is married to freedom.
>>52428694
If your manager is an autist you can expect that, then realize that the HR guy chose an autist over you to be a manager
>>52426417
Huehuehuebrbr
You guys love Brazil, we havê our music, usa and Japan buy it a lot and now you say That we are The least cultured?? Carmen Miranda was a Hollywood star, what about others south americans?
>>52427199
underrated post
>>52420321
Netflix is basically DRM. You don't own the movies you pay for, they can be taken from you at any time for any reason.
>>52433207
kill yourself
He only likes 1D girls
>>52420321
Shit catalog. I'd rather rent 3-4 quality movies a month than watch that garbage.
>>52419691
He wouldn't be truly free anymore
>>52427495
it's a kernel, not an OS
Basically, because of this. If any woman ever read this, they'd think he's an inhuman freak:
"Could people please not use this list to announce information of no particular interest to the people on the list? Hundreds of thousands of babies are born every day. While the whole phenomenon is menacing, one of them by itself is not newsworthy. Nor is it a difficult achievement--even some fish can do it. (Now, if you were a seahorse, it would be more interesting, since it would be the male that gave birth.)
Following your example, I might send the list an announcement whenever a new GNU program is written. That happens less often than babies are born, it does the world a lot more good, it reflects more conscious creativity and hard work, and some of the readers might actually find the information useful. Even so, I think most of the readers would consider this outside the scope and purpose of the list. Clearly that goes double for babies."
>>52420321
DRM and unfree javascrip
t>>52420696
It does not run in Icecat which is the browser of the GNU project and does not have proprietary DRM modules https://gnu.org/s/icecat
>having a girl-fiend
>willingly entering into a permissive license relationship
>>52427199
Started to laugh after what you refer
>>52433225
This is such bullshit. As a law student I cringe at this every time. I don't understand how freetard extremists (actually no offense to them) can't fathom simple the most basic concept of paying for the right to be able to watch a movie online (like on e. g. Netflix). It's called contractual freedom. If one wants to "own" the content, they are still able to buy it in a store on DVD and watch it as many times as they please? So how is Netflix infringing their rights?
In other words:
>Renting a flat is basically DRM. You don't own the flat you pay for, it can be taken from you at any time for any reason.
>>52433602
What I want to know is why an announcement of the birth of a baby is relevant to a specialized technical discussion mailing list? To me, that's as relevant to the list as the color of socks I buy every year.
>>52434805
But that's not related to free software.
The problem with DRM is not it's intention, but how it carries it out.
It carries it out with binary code that is proprietary; it is software you are not allowed the freedoms upon. It runs without informing you what the code is, you cannot edit the code, you cannot redistribute the code, and so on.
It's not about paying for content.
Netflix can charge for content all it wants, putting stuff behind paywalls and all that jazz, but it has to do so without proprietary software. However, the industry is obsessed with denying the ability to copy digital material with DRM. If they just take out the DRM and continue to provide media, freetards are happy to buy it since there's no freedom being taken away.
RMS is a hairy neckbeard
>>52434805
The data is on your computer. You should be in power on your computer and decide what your computer does, since your computer belongs to you.
DRM, proprietary software and laws about DRM try to take that right away from you.
>>52427072
>RMS is not autistic, he just loves free software
>>52434844
He is saying that adding a program to the GNU free software list is more important than adding a baby to the world populace.
>>52419691
Women are closed source.
>>52435165
Nobody denies that he is an aspie.
>>52436006
It's not about the open sores.
It's about the free, soft, wares.
>>52436251
>>52427398
>>52427072
>>52419864
>>52419691
literally my hero
What would he look like without a beard and trimmed hair?
>>52436389
>>52436468
Damn...
>>52436481
I know. Imagine how the free software movement would be if Stallman actually cared about his appearance and didn't act so autistic all the time.
>>52432342
Acually he asked at the beginning whether to do the talk in English or Spanish, and the went all "everyone's knowledge of English is great in $CURRENT_YEAR and so is ours, go English, hurr". Then halfway into the talk it turned out most of the audience had actually been struggling with understanding him at all. The wanted him then to start all over in Spanish, which frustrated the hell out of him.
>>52427398
He speak Spanish because he used to suck commie dick in Venezuela.
GNU is his child you moron.
>>52436101
Nobody whom??
>>52436101
Ppl don't know nothing about autism , but still saying shit about this condition...
>>52435853
He's right though. I'd take FOSS over another Jamal or Ahmed.
>>52419765
RMS is too ugly to be gay.
>>52419691
He's a free man.
>>52427072
Would literally ROFL if my floor wasn't so filthy.
>>52427398
Looks like they just had sex here
Do you see the satisfaction in his face /g/?
You will never replicate that in your anime faps
>>52436368
>>52419864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
A real human bean.
>>52419691
He's smart. And will probably live longer.
>>52419691
He's a pedophile. He even admitted it in a way.
>>52427072
>Madeline
vintage /g/
>>52440547
You're wrong, he did no such thing.
>mfw this thread is still alive
>>52434860
DRM can be implemented with BSD/GPL/whatever code.
What's the point of having the code, once you don't have the keys the provider signs the content with?
>>52433207
die
>>52427199
>>52419691
You try finding an open source gf
>>52444876
>open source
Fuck off
>>52419691
Because he is an ugly fat fuck with a tenuous grasp of reality and severe autistic tendencies.
>>52440547
Nice meme anon.Being Libertine does'nt make you a pedo.
>you will NEVER be as brutally logical as stallman
>>52419691
He does'nt want to give up his freedom
>>52427216
'an SO'
Nigger go to school.
>>52447007
SO is pronounced ess-oh so he's right. You're the retard
>>52419830
He's had multiple girlfriends at the same time before.
>>52420996
>I did not suppose that I would succeed in human relationships where most people fail.
Right in the feels.
I hope we invent immortality before Stallman dies.
>>52427257
Stallman One Direction fan confirm.
>>52431410
>>52432549
Of all the shitty variations on this joke in this thread, these were the only ones that actually made me laugh. Good job.
>>52431442
David Bowie?
>>52435853
He's right though. Any trailer trash or rich fuckup can make some crotch droppings.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little piece of proprietary code? I’ll have you know I was top of the class in Harvard's Math 55, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Microsoft, and I have over 300 confirmed software converted to GPL. I am trained in libre coding and I’m the top saint in the entire Church of Emacs.You are nothing to me but just another line to C-k. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my free as in speech words. You think you can get away with saying that proprietary shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of programmers across the country and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the freedom storm, maggot. The GNU/storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you using over seven hundred different shortcut keys, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Lisp, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Free Software Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your unfree ass off the face of the continent, you little unfree shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price of freedom, you goddamn idiot. I will shit GNU/Fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>52420413
>"I give up. Fuck it." --Richard Stallman
>>52420100
UNDERRATED
MAGICAL NUMBERS
HOLY SHIT!!!
>>52419691
dunno if it's been posted, but he basically bangs the chicks who linger around FSF/GNU project and shit like that.
someone posted his latest fucktoy a few months ago, she was pretty passable.
>>52427398
> yfw she is taking a selfie with you and stroking your dick meanwhile
>>52419691
he's an autist
Dennis Ritchie died a virgin as well, Ken Thompson has no gf as well
Rob Pike has a gf though
>>52451430
kekd
>>52420413
is the last 2/3 of the video muted for anyone else?
>>52428694
Regardless of the method he used to present it in, he presented a message and the group around him understood and then followed that message.
That is honestly all it takes.
He probably turned down a blowjob / riding because he had to finish some open source library for some obscure CLI app, he doesn't care about worldly pleasures.
>>52427199
That was good, you shoulda done the whole thing though ;^)
>>52432472
[spoiler]he is one, there was a book out there that explained it[/spoiler]
If only he shaved his beard, got a decent haircut and didn't dress like a hobo, he would look pretty good.
Why doesn't he care about his appearance when he's the president of a foundation.
>>52436468
>>52436481
>>52436506
its a shame really
>>52420413
pic story?
>>52419691
he wants to be free
>>52419710
You know there are fat girls too right?
>>52453103
why would anyone willingly fuck a fat girl?
>>52453103
yes but they're feminists
https://stallman.org/to-4chan.html
>>52453103
You must be insane to find fat woman even eligible as people
>>52452885
>high tech prankster
Holy shit mein sidez
>>52433207
Who the fuck is carmen miranda?
he eats his own foot fungus!
>>52453161
>etching binary blobs on a chip, making them even less modifiable by users is somehow more free
GNU is just autism
>>52419691
He transcended beyond human relationships.
>>52453151
Most feminists i have seen have been average shape with junk on their bodies.
>>52427641
Saddest shit I've ever read
>>52456974
He gets more pussy than you, nerd.
At least he can talk to a woman.
>>52419691
Because he advocates for freedom
My math teacher uses him as an example in our math exercices. I guess he really has admirators.
>>52452885
He was such a qt. He could've made a great trap.
>>52459098
I want to join your class.I need to brush up on my french though.
>>52419691
because he likes freedom
I read that as:
>>52458689
>Because he advocates for femdom
>>52459985
>because he likes femdom
S
>>52419691
>having time for women when you got programming to do
>>52419691
Dick too big
>>52432549
That fucking pic
Every fucking time
Is it not obvious? He want the pussy to be free and open for his use all the time. Since no one with a pussy agrees to his terms he rather not use the pussy.
