Post examples of perfected technology
ALVIN BRASS BULLET | $8
First popularized by German pencil-sharpening giant Möbius & Ruppert, the Alvin Brass Bullet has been honing graphite writing implements for more than a century. Mechanically, it’s as simple as it gets: Twist the pencil against the low-angled razor to sculpt a perfect point. But what sets the Bullet apart is its design. Made of solid brass, with a diamond-knurl grip, it won’t show its age for decades. Dull blades are easily replaced, and the off-center alignment of the sharpening chamber allows for shaping a needle-fine tip without breaking the lead. It’s an honest tool, heavy and rough like a carpenter’s handshake. It won’t make you a better writer, but the sweetness of its rewards—the satisfying scrape, the long curl of shaved wood that emerges as you twist—will make you want to write more.
>>52408817
>Not having your pencil sharpened by a professional
Do you take me for some sort of pleb
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/index.html
>>52409012
That guy is a genius
>writing on paper
>drawing on paper
nigga its 2016
>>52408817
Would be better with a squared off body to reduce the grip pressure required.
>>52409012
Fucking Christ. This is why I love and hate capitalism
>>52411023
Better watch out, guys! It's the current year!
>>52408817
>Not using a knife to sharpen your pencils
The tip you get from sharpeners is shit compared to a knife shaprened pencil.
>>52409012
>http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/index.html
>IS THIS A JOKE?
>If you start a pencil-sharpening business, you can expect to hear this question a lot. The short answer? No, this is not a joke. You pay David Rees money and he sharpens your pencils. It actually happens.
Don't want to be that guy but.
The design hasn't really changed in 100 plus years. It boasts as much as 98% efficiency of energy transfer. Not much else to be said
>>52411385
>insert pencil half way
>angle lead towards blade
>proceed to sharpen lead to perfection without fear of cutting self or ruining lead
Enjoy your desk and assignment looking like a crime scene, faggot.
>>52411471
I love how this has the same basic origin story as astroglide
>>52411385
My grandma used to do this, i always hated it lol
