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What is the manliest programming language?
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What is the manliest programming language?
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>>52407893
Haskell
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>>52407893
none of them. programming is literally an activity where you're ability improves by wearing a skirt and taking estrogen.
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>>52407998
Swift and Rust user everyone.
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Assembly.
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>>52408043
This
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>>52408018
>he doesn't want to become the little girl
are you gay or something?
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>>52407893
rust
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HolyC
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>>52407998
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FORTH
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>>52408074
only correct answer
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>>52408080
what anime is that?
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C or Assembly
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Hoon, all the way.
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IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
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>>52407998
This.
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>>52408156
Arnold C is great.
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>>52407998
>>52408018
>>52408070
I haven't laughed so hard on /g/ since a loooong time.
Fuck, my sides
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Assembly, though its pretty useless today. i dont know a single programmer that uses it often either
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- x86 assembly with AT&T syntax
- ANSI C
- Perl

This is what alpha men do, everything else is sweater pussy tier.
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Real men only use FORTRAN77
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>>52408139
Only if you use it to program cryptolocked weapons for after the end of Interregnum.
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Object Oriented ANSI C.
                                                                                                 while wearing a schoolgirl outfit :3
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Ruby :3
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VHDL
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>>52407893
Probably Brinfuck or Whitespace.
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>>52408278
Boolean Algebra is manlier than some engineering shit like VHDL
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>>52407893
only machine code and assembly cut it. the rest of them are for transsexuals, women and pussified men
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Plankalkül
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>>52408315
>machine code

1
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>machine code
>assembly
>VHDL
Not programming languages though.

>>52407998
Then why are women so bad programmers?
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https://github.com/MaiaVictor/caramel
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APL is definitely up there as far as manliness goes
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>>52408204
welcome to /g/
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>>52408398
>Then why are women so bad programmers?
Because they don't have a penis. You need to become the little girl while having a penis.
Do you not understand what /g/ is about?
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brainfuk
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BASIC
COBOL
FORTRAN
OBERON

I HOPE YOU SEE THE PATTERN
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IBNIZ
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System/360 assembly
FORTRAN 77 or older
PL/I
MAD
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>>52408666
Hi, Satan.
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Javascript
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>>52407893

> $CURRENT_YEAR
> Not writing in x86 Assembly

kek
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>>52408228
>AT&T syntax
kill your self gnu tard
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>>52409404
No, I will become an immortal GNU Assembly programmer and soon everyone on this planet will use AT&T syntax and GNU Assembler exclusively.
Your resistance is futile, accept the fututre that I will bring upon you all, mortal programmers.
The days of Intel syntax will become history soon.
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>>52408156
/thread
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elisp is the one true answer
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array programming master race
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>>52408905
>mfw
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>>52407893
Rather than use standard programming languages we should agree on standard data exchange formats.

Then every programmer should roll their own personal language.
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>>52407893
c
>>52407998
You also need to dye your hair pink
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>>52407998
<3
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>>52407893
Binary

because a set of 1s and 0s get the job done
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D IS LITERALLY PERFECT
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Machine code.
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Whats the patrick bateman of programming languages? Someone who is successful, takes care of himself, and does what needs to be done.
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APL
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>>52408156

y-you didn\'t escape the '
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>>52407893

Reality itself.
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