After taking a shit that is sticky and watery like glue I wish I had a hi tech-toilet that would clean my ass without wasting 30 minutes and a whole roll of paper
Also imagine if tech companies started making toilets specifically aimed for gamers. Lots of edgy design, LEDs and all. Ultimate toilet for PROFESSIONAL GAMERS. Extreme gaming sessions won't be interrupted because of having to take a shit anymore. Just do it while PWNING YOUR ENEMIES.
>>52346332
>After taking a shit that is sticky and watery like glue
Fix your diet or start shitting in sealable plastic food bags. Use wet wipes to clean your anoos up after.
Bidet masterrace
Just get one of these, paint it black and replace the LEDs with ones corresponding to the effect you want
Send a letter to Toto or something
Ag least there won't be any indian shills in this ITT :^)
>>52346983
>>52346397
why is the toilet roll so far away from the toilet?
>>52346332
Just buy these you dumbass.
http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EDR6YB0?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01
>>52346983
PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
>>52347540
Its not really. its in front so you don't have to reach across yourself when you're reaching for paper. It looks pretty well placed for someone right handed.
>>52346332
I just want a screen to pop out from between my legs so I can brows 4chan or have porn whenever without having to use my phone
>>52346983
Indian shill here, Poo ->Loo.
Any smart investor would look at this as a huge untapped (heh) market.
