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>girlfriend uses my chinkpad
>types in some weird chinkanguage stuff containing the chink word for Taipei
>this appears
So google parses my mails to find out when I'm going to fly to which place?
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>>52265993
>he got cucked to spend Chinese New Year in China
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>>52265993
Yes. Open Google now om your phone, your boarding pass and everything should be added there.
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Google was quietly making your life more convenient and you only just noticed it.
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>>52266020
>implying I won't enjoy tons of seafood while sitting in the corner of her parents 40m2 flat not understanding a single word of what all others will talk about all time.
I actually enjoy CNY.
>>52266047
I can't find any information about this. But maybe I am just too retarded to google.
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>schweiz
bergjude pls go
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>>52266403
>Swiss guy with a Chinese girlfriend
enjoy your gold digger
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>>52265993
"Girlfriend" how much did you pay for her?
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>>52265993
yep, my gmail address is very short and rare and i get confirmations from people who misspelled their own emails for flights. they even get added to my calendar.

pretty fucked up
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>girlfriend
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>>52266403
shouldn't you be fighting refugees in Cologne?
;^)))
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>>52265993
>So google parses my mails to find out when I'm going to fly to which place?

You didn't know this?
Even MS don't do it, google is the only one I know of who not only scans documents/attachments "for safety" but also e-mail contents to give targeted ads.

Google is an advertising company so should not be surprising, what is though is the amount of GNU/Linux users that shill for Google.
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So, learn from this and start hosting your own MTA. Your emails are no one else's business but yours.
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>>52266941
'girl'
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>>52265993
Google also parses your mail to inform you about packages you'll receive from amazon or newegg.
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>>52265993
>uses google
>has gnu as his profile pic
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