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Stephen Jobs died of HIV positive. Apple confirmed for fags. LOLFMAO.
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Stephen Jobs died of HIV positive. Apple confirmed for fags. LOLFMAO.
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Hahaha what a total faggot. Why doesn't the news publish this. Apple users are fucking flaming faggots, that like cock up their arseholes.
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>>52218784
Who cares. 80% of /g/ likes sucking girly cocks.
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>>52218893
>girly cocks
That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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>>52218931
You're on /g/, faggot.

Daily Programming Thread is more about crossdressing, cocks and Fizz-buzz than actually programming.
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>>52218784
Tim Cook probably got it from him and in return he got the CEO position
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>>52218982
It's literally a single tranny who is obsessed with pushing his agenda here. Very likely, it's you trying to push your agenda in this thread.
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>>52218784

Anyone who knew anything about him knew that his pancreatic cancer was brought on by AIDS.
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>>52219043
How the fuck does that happen? lol
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>>52219061
AIDS can prevent your immune system from stopping a lot of types of cancers. It's pretty bad, and a good reason why people with HIV should get treated ASAP by actual doctors. Not the fucking witchdoctors that Steve Jobs went to.
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>>52218784
You're all gay.
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>>52219061
If Steve Jobs did have HIV, it is possible that his pancreatic cancer was a Kaposi's sarcoma, which are noted to emulate pancreatic cancer in HIV-positive patients[4]
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>>52218784
I don't mind a lil shit on my dick every now and then.
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>>52218986
Tim Cooks first position was doggy, his next position was ceo
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WHO SAID MACS CANT CATCH VIRUSES?????????????????

DIE FAGGOTS

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>52219136
If he was gay why he'd invent a machine to watch naked women having sex?
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>>52219243
fucking savage
2soon
[spoiler]RIP Steve[/spoiler]
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>>52218784
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>>52219265
>why he'd invent a machine to watch naked men having sex?
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>>52219242
kek
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>>52219278
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGIT

IPHONE ARE FOR HOMOSSEXUALS
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>>52218893
Speak for yourself you degenerate faggot.
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>>52219243
aww shieeet is that a legit picture? That's hilarious
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>>52219130
>>52219137

Thank you
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>>52218784
Ok now we know how Tim got where he is, that's some Tyrell Wellick tier gay shit.
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>>52219343
Don't be silly now. As much as most of here do not like the man, the image is far from "hilarious"
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>>52219361
It's funny because he is gay.
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>>52219335
You could have been one of the 20%, faggot
>BUT MUH DEGENERATE
You're one of the 80% but in denial, you cock slurping faggot
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>>52219278
who would use hiv to remove his competition?
it's a gay takeover
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>>52219436
60 billion cum downloads

hahaha, what massive fagits
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>>52219410
You're a gay faggot.
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>>52219516
>You're a gay faggot.
so... straight?
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>>52219596
fuck off, fag mcfaggot
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>>52219243
The fuck is he wearing? What a faggot
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>>52219516
>2015
Not having sex with just everyone.
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>>52219243

God literally has no mercy on faggots.

Literally pwned.
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Hey, just wanted to say this image is fake and has been debunked by http://snopes.com/
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>Just minutes after news broke that Steve Jobs had died, Wikileaks tweeted a link to "purported Steve Jobs medical records." The link goes to a torrent file for a couple images of test results from a company called SxCheck which supposedly show Steve Jobs tested positive for HIV in 2004. They're obvious fakes—most obviously because SxCheck wasn't even founded until 2006—and even Wikileaks concludes "the images should not be taken at face value."
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>>52219665
>2016
>still saying ">2015"
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>>52219391
no it's not
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>>52219713
>only faggots can get HIV
>god
>pwned
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>>52219797
It's hilarious because he's gay.
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>>52219749
thank you mr. killjoy
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>>52219243
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With Steve Jobs money AIDS is not a death sentence, and barely even dangerous. Cancer is the only disease money can't cure.
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>>52218982
because of /g/ I fap to traps now even though I'm straight
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Man, he's been dead for almost 5 years now. Let him rest in peace. He may have been a piece of shit in real life but now he's gone. Insult and mock the living but leave the dead alone.

He died of pancreatic cancer.
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>>52219951
>I fap to traps now
> I'm straight
pick one and only one
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read his exe's bio, jobs was a sex maniac and a way better lover than any /g/ fag could imagine, including myself senpai.
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>>52219979
He's not dead until his memes and his cancerous megacorp have been burnt to ashes.
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>>52219242
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>>52220001
Not him, but liking traps isn't gay you fag
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>>52219951
>jerk off to men and call himself straight
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>>52220052
What were you even doing on that channel you massive faggot?
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>>52220082
what aboout 2d traps which are pretty much universally lolis with penises
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>>52220052
It's not like he fucking owned all of apple. He was just a ceo.
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>>52219951
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>>52220066
> liking traps isn't gay you fag
> liking things with a penis isn't gay
> liking penis isn't gay
> penis
whatever you say, kid
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>>52220108
that's fine
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>>52220126
>feminine penis
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>>52220099
not him but she has nice tits. It's kinda calming to hear her talk about things whilst her tits flop around every once in a while.
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>>52220145
those two are mutually exclusive
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>>52220127
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>>52219242
Australian tier posting, nice
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>>52219979
That is so dumb, don't mock the dead. THEY ARE DEAD WHO CARES.
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This thread is now about sucking cocks and getting fucked.

Here are some questions for you /g/:
>How many cocks sucked?
>How many in the last hour?
>Every sucked while Programming?
>If so, which language?
>Ever got fucked in the server room?
>While rebooting the server?
>Any tips about sucking feminine dicks?
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>>52220185
We are being invaded by /pol/ it would seem
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>>52219278
Oh shit, I thought this was a shoop.

The dude's literally gay though.
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>>52220212
>How many cocks sucked?
Only my own
>How many in the last hour?
None
>Every sucked while Programming?
I'm not that coordinated
>If so, which language?
None
>Ever got fucked in the server room?
Nope
>While rebooting the server?
Nope
>Any tips about sucking feminine dicks?
Use ur mouth
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>>52220186
They might. You don't know what's on the other side. Nobody does.
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too many closet fags in this thread
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>>52220212

>How many cocks sucked?
5
>How many in the last hour?
0
>Every sucked while Programming?
Yes, after closing time.
>If so, which language?
It was in Objective C if I remember correctly
>Ever got fucked in the server room?
Nope
>While rebooting the server?
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>Any tips about sucking feminine dicks?
You should go for the big ones, not the small feminine ones.
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>>52220242
and? a lot of people are gay.
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>>52220212
I've never sucked a cock but I'd like to one day, preferably a feminine one.
>tfw no one to cum in my mouth and on my face
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>>52218784
This is a shoop. I can tell because of the pixels. I've seen many shoops in my days.
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>>52219436
>cum downloads
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>>52220212
No woman can do to your Dick what a man can. They don't have a Dick so can't rock a cock like a bro. Same goes to getting pegged. Until his cock is blasting your prostate you don't know what cumming is. Plebs.

Real fags don't use apple.
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>>52220304
>Until his cock is blasting your prostate you don't know what cumming is. Plebs.
>Getting fucked in the ass is technology too
>/g/
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>>52219895
straight fire right there
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>>52220278
You don't get the implications? It's like the perfect foundation for a conspiracy theory.

HIV/AIDS is especially prevalent in the homosexual community. Jobs might've had AIDS. Tim Cook is gay. Tim Cook new CEO. Jobs might've had AIDS. Tim Cook and Steve Jobs confirmed for dick jousting.
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>>52219721
Link or gtfo
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>>52219895
Didn't know Steve Jobs liked Rick O
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I knew it all the time, it was obvious that he never traveled anywhere to be treated for cancer. His private jet never logged any flying hours the year he was supposed to have flown to get an operation. There are no hospital records anywhere proving he had an operation. I knew it all along.
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>>52220212
>How many cocks sucked?
About 10
>How many in the last hour?
Zero
>Every sucked while Programming?
Nope, don't program
>If so, which language?
-
>Ever got fucked in the server room?
Twice
>While rebooting the server?
I can't remember really, It was after closing time so it could be, but It was really hot, but that was mainly due to the electronics
>Any tips about sucking feminine dicks?
Suck them.
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Steve Jobs' Social is wrong, here's an FBI file posted by WIRED a while back.

http://www.wire d.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2012/02/Steve-Jobs-FBI-File.pdf
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https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs_purported_HIV_medical_status_results,_2008
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>this far into the thread
>no traps have posted their feminine penis
I'm disappointed, /g/.
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>>52218784
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>52219942
The point is that he didn't use his money to visit actual doctors until it was too late. He explored alternative "medicine" (a typical California moron move) until he learned the hard way that bullshit doesn't cure disease.
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He never lived with his 'wife'
He was never seen with any women

its a little too obvious
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>>52219436
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>>52218784
His SSN is visible on this
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>>52220164
No they are not. You are just a fucking fag. Only fags think that feminine penises are gay. Die from aids you sick fuck.
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>>52220485
Now him shit goon get hacked he better Intel Linux
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>>52220522
quality post, friend
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We now know exactly why Tim Cook got picked for the job, someone with no business or IT training becomes CEO
(his degree in industrial engineer deals only with production line optimization)
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>>52219749
I am not one to fuel conspiracy theories but it is possible that the results are a re-issue of earlier test results from SxCheck's predecessor company.

It is pretty commonplace to re-issue medical results and SxCheck had a predecessor company that would have run this type of test.
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>>52220448
>The point is that he didn't use his money to visit actual doctors until it was too late
Thats too funny that this is the actual excuse they come up with to cover for the fact that there are NO MEDICAL RECORDS to indicate that he had cancer, because he visted shaman and witch doctors instead, yeah, I totally believe that
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>>52220561
Now take this knowledge and soar like an eagle!! Set us all free!!
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>>52220561
Apple is very dependent on Industrial Engineers.
While all electronics inside their products are standard embedded stuff (so not much EE happening) the product sell because of design.
You have to design, and manufacture those iPhones to look nice. That's what Industrial Engineers do a lot.
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>>52220648
i know it's a real thing, but "industrial" and "engineer" aren't words i'd usually associate with good design.
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>>52220648
industrial engineering has nothing to do with product design, Tim Cook's job was simply to interface with Chinese factories, he was never involved with anything having to do with design
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>>52220648
>Industrial Engineers.
What the fuck are you even saying?
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>>52220510
like steve jobs?
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>>52220686
>Industrial Engineers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_engineering
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>>52219243
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>>52220648
That's industrial design, you cretin.
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>>52220648

Do industrial designers design custom CPUs, flash controllers, timing controllers?

No!?

Fuckoff!

They are good at various things: design, marketing, hardware, software, services, stores, CNC machining, aluminium anodization, etc.
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>>52220674

Tim Cook is actually and Industrial Engineer.

Industrial Engineer has nothing to do with Industrial Design.

Industrial Engineer has to do with logistics and shit.
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>>52219895
stupid fuccboi wearing rick with streetwear shit
glad he died
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