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One of my girlfriend's sons birthday is upcoming, and I'm saving up to buy him a mouse, as he seems to like computer games. What is the best I can get for around $60?
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>>52184566
the Zowie FK1
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Give him the $60 and say it's for a mouse, so you don't get him;
Something flashy when he doesn't like flashy
Something bland when he doesn't like bland
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>>52184566
How many brown children does your girlfriend have?
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powerful shitposting technique on display here

now check out this maki
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>>52184592
or he buys him a zowie then bedazzles it
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>>52184566
>girlfriend's sons birthday

This is unrealistic phrasing.

A cuck would say "My semi step-son (girlfriend's son)". A cuck is proud to accept new breed as his own but parenthetically coughs out the truth.
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i got a steel series sensei and i really like it but dont ask us fucking google it
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>>52184593
This.

Jesus, OP, who needs to "save up" $60? You're either too young to be dating a woman with a kid, or too poor to be dating anybody at all.
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>>52184611
>My semi step-son (girlfriend's son)
I've literally never heard that terminology before. His original phrase was "girlfriend's son" and you added even more words to it.
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>>52184619
He really could be a loser dating a single mom.
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>>52184636
its a cuck thing
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>>52184593
Well, I've been dating her for a long time, and we have a kid of our own (the oldest). She won't marry me for whatever reason, but we're happy, as I see her 5x a week or so. I don't know why his race matters (he's mulatto if you must know).
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How many girlfriends you got op?
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>>52184566
>girlfriend's son
kek
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>>52184566
Razer Deathadder Chroma
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>>52184720
Just her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2x9KAXNKQ

Any from this list.
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>>52184619
>>52184637
I don't think it matters, but here >>52184719 are the details
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>>52184566
GET HIM A STEELSERIES RIVAL.

DONE.
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>>52184719
So she had a child with another man after you two had a child? Do I hear cuck?
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Nothing particularly good in the $60 price range IMO. Go for best price/performance and get the CM Storm Xornet for like $20, or go all out and get an NOS Logitech G9x.
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>>52185071
Well, yes. I forgave her though, and I know it kills her that she did it. I was mad, but I understood. The guy was smooth and manipulated her into is what happened (he's a rapper)
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>>52185145
Buy a rope instead, mate
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>>52184719
>he's mulatto
KEKED
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>>52185145
is this bait
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>>52184719
>sticking your dick where nigger dick has been

Have some standards, christ.

Also, get yourself tested for HIV.
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How fucking new are all of you idiots to fall for this shitty bait
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>>52185145
7.2222/10 mate. try to be just a little more subtle.
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>>52185285
Bait is mean to incite rage, not keks.

The word you're looking for is meme.
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>>52184566
>One of my girlfriend's sons
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>>52184566
This one.
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>>52185145
Is this the most cancerous post I have seen this year?
Its a disgrace to have a mutt child, let alone be a fucking cuck.

>inb4 creates genetic diversity
Minorities on average have a much lower IQ, which is demonstrated by their primate behavior (see: protests after death of blacks). Who would mix their white supreme genes with filthy people, likewise an imbicile girl seduced by a fucking rapper. God the world is turning too shit. If your letting this happen, you have much more to be worried about, such as STIs, getting a person to entrust your marriage in, having someone with high intellectual potency, and getting cheated on.

I don't want to be too racist or edgy on a blue board (believe me I could reach the character limit debating about this a million times over). Maybe I lurk /pol/ too much, but I am just stating the facts.

And to answer your question, a chroma deathadder or a m65 rgb if you want him to be mainstream and able to change colors, or a zowie mouse if you want bland.
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>>52184719
>She won't marry me for whatever reason
>>52184719
>he's mulatto

TOPKEK
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>>52185446
>mfw reading this thread
How is 14 treating you, Josh?
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>>52184566
>>52184719
>>52185145
Oh man, keep posting OP, it just keeps getting funnier each time. I don't even care if this is bait.

>>52185446
You're looking at the situation incorrectly from a statistical viewpoint. In general, black/brown people have been shown by studies to have lower IQ's than white people but you can easily pick out a particular mate of that race that is intelligent. You can't apply a statistical generalization to a specific example. You would meet this person before procreating, have conversations, learn what level of education or career she has etc. You don't just roll the dice and then when you have a 5 year old go "oh shit, she's a life time cashier and McDonald's and can't even string a sentence together".
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>>52184566
The Logitech G300s is like 30 bucks
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>>52184601
That's my shared girlfriend.
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>>52185481
I think she just is afraid of the whole commitment thing, but I'm not sure. She never wants to talk about it.
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>>52185446
>Its a disgrace to have a mutt child
I love him as if he were my own. Since I'm helping raise him, I consider him my son. He doesn't seem to like me for whatever reason though.
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>>52185145
>>52185446
trolls trolling trolls
bait.jpg
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>>52184566
One of my gfs?
Or one of the sons of my gf ?
Can't tell if many gfs or gf with many sons.
Please clarify this op, so I can answer your question.
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>>52184566
>>52184719
>>52185145
>>52185883


This is really, really good. Most people would have blown it by now.
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>>52185981
One of my (only) girlfriend's sons. She has one with me (the oldest), and one with some rapper dude.
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Underrated thread
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>>52186063
Not bait. Having a gf with a child is not uncommon.Get out of the house you neckbeard. At least I have a person to share my life with. Also the mulatto kid is better than you, sometimes he breaks things and gets angry and cries a lot, but he is a nice kid nevertheless.
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>>52186249
i commend you for being this committed to trolling.
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>>52186249
>sometimes he breaks things and gets angry and cries a lot, but he is a nice kid nevertheless.
I'm dying /g/.
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>>52185446
Stormfront plz go
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these meme needs to die as much as OP does
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>>52184592
>Something flashy when he doesn't like flashy
>Something bland when he doesn't like bland

On this note, a G303 isn't a terrible idea, because it looks conservative as hell with the lights off or can be a flashy rainbow explosion with them on.
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>>52184566
An airsoft gun so he can prepare for his future career as a dindu.
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>>52186753
Watch it pal, that's my girlfriends son you're talking about
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>>52186797
>my girlfriends son

Fuck I think I just woke up my room mate.
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>>52184719
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>>52186753
kek
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>>52186797
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
Yet.
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>People still fall for this shit when it's been forced as fuck for weeks
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>>52186918
I know it's fake, but it's still funny. It's not like anyone on /g/ actually talks about technology anyway.
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>girlfriend
>my
jej
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best thread of 2016
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ITT OP's GF
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