ITT we pretend voice commands are the next big thing

>>52151554

It actually works.

Xbox, pizza

Mom, where are my chicken tendies?

LAPTOP, SHITPOST ON /G/

OK GLASS, FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>52151554

Cortana, suck my dick.

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I kinda like cortana but i wish she would say more things instead of googling.

I use a 60% keyboard and so it is nice to be able to ask cortana to do a quick simple math problem for me when needed.

She's a dirty slut tho.

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>>52151554
>"Xbox, get me some cheese pizza"
>get killed FBI nigger

i just want to be able to wave windows of porn with one hand and jerk it with the other while standing up kinda like CSI Miami

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>>52152031

>>52151554
ACTIVATE

>>52151978
kek

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DOODLE, JUMP

>>52152063
Roboteers, stand by... 3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

>>52152130
>inb4 airport terminals everywhere are filled with the sound of normies softly intoning "jump! jump!"

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>>52151554
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

>>52151589
Kek

Siri, google "sexy Siri rule 34"

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>>52151554
Hey cortana!

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>>52153079
>sexy Siri rule 34
>7th result