ITT we pretend voice commands are the next big thing
>>52151554
It actually works.
Xbox, pizza
Mom, where are my chicken tendies?
LAPTOP, SHITPOST ON /G/
OK GLASS, FUCK MY SHIT UP
Cortana, suck my dick.
I kinda like cortana but i wish she would say more things instead of googling.
I use a 60% keyboard and so it is nice to be able to ask cortana to do a quick simple math problem for me when needed.
She's a dirty slut tho.
>>52151554
>"Xbox, get me some cheese pizza"
>get killed FBI nigger
i just want to be able to wave windows of porn with one hand and jerk it with the other while standing up kinda like CSI Miami
>>52152031
>>52151554
ACTIVATE
>>52151978
kek
DOODLE, JUMP
>>52152063
Roboteers, stand by... 3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
>>52152130
>inb4 airport terminals everywhere are filled with the sound of normies softly intoning "jump! jump!"
>>52151554
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>52151589
Kek
Siri, google "sexy Siri rule 34"
>>52151554
Hey cortana!
>>52153079
>sexy Siri rule 34
>7th result