best of /g/'s pick up lines?
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What best pick up lines can /g/ come put with?
want to see me install gentoo?
>>52146954
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Hey bby gurl, so do you know how much rms weigh?
Enough to break the ice nahmsayin
ayyy
What you are smelling is my sweat because you are so beautiful it is making me nervous.
Please rate my pickup line /g/, I think it's pretty clever. It hides the reasons for my sweat stains and makes her think my sweat smell like food.
ayy gurl are u sperghetti, because its time for you to meet my balls
That's all I got. As for /g/ related ones, I have no idea.
H-hey, I-I um.. I think you're p-pretty
I see you don't have systemd installed, let's fuck.
you're too hot, let me cover you with thermal paste
You crashed my heart :3
Now fuck you, give me a sec to sudo service heart restart.
I'm n... not actually a girl, you know.
Oh... you already guessed?
I guess I'm obvious, huh. I only do it to be better at programming...
W-what?? No, dont say that, I'm not cute! I j-just do it because it makes me feel good, that's all...
>>52146954
I like living on the edge
I OC AMD CPU'S with stock coolers
I would fork his dongle!
>>52146954
Let's go back to my pad and crash.
>>52146954
ayy bby u want sum fuk?
>>52149396
>>52146954
ayy gurl you're hotter than a reference 290x
ayy gurl you're hotter than a macbook running java
>>52146954
>Yes I'll have a large coke with that.
>T-thanks
>>52146954
Hey baby, I can tell when I enter your private void, there will be no return ;)
>>52149396
You give me a funny feeling, anon.
>>52150172
HAH!
