it's the end of 2015. the Apple Watch has failed miserably and the Apple car is still years away.
what other new products do you think Apple will release in the meantime, and what will their fatal flaws be?
The Apple Boat. It's pretty hard to fuck up a boat.
>>52094853
Except that it runs on electricity and you have to charge it via the lightning port.
>>52094853
>>52094753
What's going on in the picture? A "Don't ask Don't Tell" dischargee proposing to his boyfriend inside a Verizon store?
>>52094913
It's an old woman who's about to get gangraped by the red shirt association
The old woman in the background is disgusted.
>>52094753
iStick, a stick that automatically finds nose dirt, so the user doesnt need to search for it manually
>>52094753
They will bring back the iPod, screencap this.
>>52094903
>just werks
>>52094892
>>52094903
I was thinking of more like a sailboat, but after the Watch, I'm sure they'd be dumb enough to try something that complex.
>>52094903
operator error. (aka: you're steering it wrong.)
Apple won't make a boat. Foxconn doesn't manufacture boats.
>>52095034
>>52095054
That's not an apple boat.
>>52095194
it's as close as we're going to get to an apple boat
>>52094753
Disgusting degeneracy, I agree with the old woman
>>52094753
fucking slick sleeve cherry probably a day out of basic training already walking around the god damned mall back home like a hero or some bullshit fucking go pick up some cigarette butts twinkletoes yes I mad...
>>52094753
this picture is surprisingly adorable
then I realize it's in an Apple store
nevermind this photo is cancer burn it
>>52094903
They should have bought AppleCare for $99 extra. That covers accidental iceberg damage
>>52094753
Why don't they actually make something cool like shoes that recharge your phone from the movement of you running /jogging to promote a more healthy lifestyle?
Pic semi related.
>>52095332
it's apple. they'll advertise the boat as being immune to icebergs and you'll be shit out of luck when you go to take it in for support.
Apple would make a yacht.
And it would spontaneously burst into flames.
>>52095261
He's a E-1 so you know that nigga hasn't even started basic
Bet money he's a guardsman
>>52095373
The fuck is the point of that? Are you going to run earbuds all the way from your ankle to your ears?
>>52094753
>Apple's miserable failure was more successful than all Android wear efforts combined, ever.
>>52094753
>the Apple Watch has failed miserably
Best selling smart watch on the market "failed miserably"?
They haven't talked sales for the Apple Watch, but most estimates put them close to 10 million units this year. With Apple's markup of 40%+ on every unit, that's a significant amount of profit.
>>52095691
>>52095733
I think we found the two people who bought Apple watches..
>>52094753
An Apple TV that is an actual television
It's flaws will be
Playing ads while switching between tv channels and not being able to play any non-drm video.
It also won't have any good apps and won't let you use dlna
And it will only work with Apple TV certified cable providers and boxes.
ayyyyy
I don't know what's gayer the couple ore fact that he's doing it at that store
>>52095624
Unless something is different about the guard, he wouldn't have uniforms unless he's been to basic.
>>52095795
In the Reserves you can be sent to drill before you even get to BCT.
Apple Watch is the best-selling fitness-tracking wearable on the market. That's not failing miserably. It just suffers from the usual first-gen shortcomings, particularly with a form factor that is still in its infancy. Each year the hardware and software will get better as sales keep growing.
What I'm mainly looking forward to next year are iOS improvements (esp. multitasking and keyboard navigation via shortcuts), and some much-needed attention to App Store policies and functionality now that Phil Schiller is in charge.
>>52095169
kek
>>52095858
>iOS improvements
ITT android features from 3 years ago.
>>52094753
Apple Selfie Stick. iOS 9 just broke compatibility with popular Bluetooth selfie sticks, why else would they do this?
>>52095858
> Phil Schiller
> Schiller
>>52095776
Apple should invest in portable projector technology (like Microvision's laser light in the PicoPro and Sony MP-CL1) and integrate tvOS. If they get it right, it could seriously disrupt the TV market.
The current Apple TV strategy stands out as being a non-mobile platform against all of Apple's other platforms, which are mobile.
>>52094753
It looks like a young david cross in uniform proposing to some twink... weird
>>52095918
In Dutch that means Peeler. As in "Peeler of Potatoes".
>>52095644
Just use bluetooth. Oh wait.
>>52095960
how appropriate. apple sells potatoes.
>>52095644
>>52095691
gonna tell us youre vegan too?
>>52095964
>wait
for what?
>>52095795
I'm in the guard and we hard RSP drill
We got ACUs and everything
>>52095691
some shit tastes better than other shit but that doesn't mean shit tastes good
>>52095644
I meant like have a 1m cable running up your pants to your pocket, but okay.
>>52096013
there's not a thing wrong with being vegan you greasy little turd.
i think you should unravel your shriveled dick and fuck your ass with it.
veganism is wrong
>>52095858
300 rupees deposited to your account, rajeesh
My mom placed 3rd in a regional sales competion (not as cool as it sou ds, she works at sears) and won an apple watch. Sold it for 200 dollars and made rent that month.
>>52095531
And it still wouldn't be covered for water damages.
>>52094753
this photograph triggered me... that is all.
>>52094753
Why would you propose in an appleshop. That's beyond standard faggotry.
>>52097554
The same reason he walks around in ACUs when he hasn't even been to basic.
>>52096498
No, it is not. Head on over to nutritionfacts org and you can see for yourself.
being a vegan is bad for your health
>>52094753
I think they could release an iphone that dosent have any ports at all,it would have wireless charging and wireless headphones.Makes sense because this way they could make people buy the shitty beats headphones they have just purchased.
fuck this picture pisses me off.
>>52094853
It only has 1 lifeboat. Because Apple thinks different and so should you and learn to swim.
>>52097593
If you really expect unbiased information from a site called 'nutritonfacts' I have a bridge to sell you. I run "bridgesale" dot org and I sell the golden gate bridge at a knock-down price! You see I'm a businessman who no-longer sees the point of owning such a fine piece of history. Surely you can take it off my hands. It's pretty symbolic ownership, but there's only one person who gets to be the owner of THE golden gate bridge. It could be you.
>>52095918
>not Phil Shiller
you had one chance anon
>>52094753
A VR headset.
>>52097910
That would be actually pretty nice from a technological point of view.
>>52094994
wait are you taking this seriously?
>>52097925
CALL THE COPS
>>52094753
>Apple Watch has failed miserably
but it didn't
with 10% smartphone marketshare (potential buyers) it still outsell all android watches combined
>>52095380
> 2011
Apple tvs, not the service but actual screens that are heavily overpriced. Apple glasses, apple over ear hsadphones, apple kitchen smart appliances, apple sex toys, apple everything. And it's all going to make the world a shittier place.
>>52098996
Just because it sold more then android smartwatches doesnt mean it failed miserably, maybe by comoarison but not in general. Smartwatches are just a bad idea, and have failed miserably as an entire concept. I dont know anybody who actually wants or owns a smartwatch.
>>52099193
Doesn't mean it didn't*
>>52099193
>Smartwatches are just a bad idea, and have failed miserably as an entire concept. I dont know anybody who actually wants or owns a smartwatch.
the same thing was said of smartphones, and look at where they are today.
>>52099776
>the same thing was said of smartphones, and look at where they are today.
Yeah, they threw out the old ideas that Nokia had and made something useful instead.
nobody cares about the applel watch
The Apple self-driving lawnmower.
(I'd buy a new model every year)
>>52094753
Why is Ellen so angry in this picture?
>>52095380
that document is reasonable, what would you expect?
i doubt microsoft support does it any differently
>>52099828
>portable Facebook devices that overheat and get slow
>useful
>>52097910
Actually they should sell an iPhone that has no speakers and no display. Just a small cube.
Then you would have to buy everything by itself:
-the iMobileDisplay
-the iMobileHeadphones
-the iNumberPad
-the iElectricity
-the iNumberstore
Everything in its own special snowflake design, with lots of advertising and a hefty pricing policy..
Damn, make me CEO already, apple!!
>>52102281
look up google's Project Ara. apple will eventually rip this off.
>>52094753
Didnt they have they 2 laptop passively cooled that was heat throttled down to pad speeds? Also did the pencil ever happen? Or are they still pushing it back and trying to sell the pad that was supposed to have the pencil as its big selling point?
>>52102617
Negative. This will only work if off markets where people cannot afford the over priced main line phones.
That would cause them to loose money as people would just buy a cheap phone and upgrade the camera.
>>52102759
Not to mention the compatibility nightmare.
Apple software works best when you can't upgrade your hardware parts.
>>52094892
and the lighting port is on the bottom of the boat
>>52095373
>Why don't they actually make something cool like shoes that recharge your phone from the movement of you running /jogging to promote a more healthy lifestyle?
this faggot will be the one to go start a kickstarter for some garbage like this, get a bunch of fucking hipster faggots to back it, and then have a massive fallout when people are smashing their phones on the ground under their feet trying to charge them while running.
>>52095261
>>52095795
>>52097586
>>52094913
DADT is over, discriminating on bounds of sexual preference is against EO policy
>>52103777
"orientation", not "preference".
>>52095776
>20 million units sold anyway
thanks retards
>>52104121
you're welcome!
>>52094753
>>52104632
;_;
>>52104632
>in less than 300 years America has managed to ruin itself completely
Pretty impressive, really.
>>52094951
>"your kind ain't welcome here... or were you trying to provoke us?"
>>52095380
Mac Defender is now recognised by OSX (and has been for a good few years now) as malware. The system will try its hardest to not let you install it, and there was a software update which would remove it if it's found.
At the time this article was written, OSX did not do this (hence the red "investigation in progress" banner)
>>52105388
No empire lasts forever.
>>52094753
Next MacBook comes with 0 ports or connectors.
>battery can't be recharged
>just buy a new one, what are you, a poorfag?
WIE: apple hate
WIG: gay/vegan hate
/g/ has changed
>>52105388
america is in trouble, no doubt, but when i look at european countries which are inviting their enemies into their home at an alarming rate it doesn't seem so bad.
>>52099029
>>52102170
>>52105496
when you were a child, did you ever imagine that you would grow up to be an apologist for big companies that dont give a shit about you?
>>52095691
Apple is known as a fashion accessory brand so I wouldn't say it's a big shock
>>52094753
this picture gave me an audible laugh
Thank you
>>52094753
>giving a dude a ring
>a dude needs a ring; he can't even get pregnant
>a dude is a wife
dude, naw
>>52105873
The boypussy game is mad, yo.
They get married for the tax and financial benefits.
>>52105873
>he can't even get pregnant
You aren't trying hard enough
>>52105873
too obvious
try harder
work on being subtle
>>52095870
>the competition does it first
>Apple does it right
>>52105388
how do equal rights ruin america?
>>52096196
you seem mad
>>52097843
>retarded carnist doesn't eat meat for 2 weeks
>retarded carnist doesn't eat leguminous plant or stuff
>"oh my god I have drops in blood tension"
>MUH VEGUNS
>>52106187
>marriage
>a right
The gay marriage movement is symptomatic of a general cultural shift towards reliance on the government's approval. The government shouldn't be involved at all in marriage, gay or straight, but your tax dollars (inb4 >paying taxes) are used to pay for its involvement in all three.
>>52106735
>all three
meant "both;" I was originally going to include bestial marriage to meme.
>>52105787
And yet the mere rumor of an Apple watch years ago sent everyone tripping over each others' dicks to to get their own watches on the market
>>52106874
I don't really recall that
No one really cared besides icucks since people with real money wear expensive real watches. Also, the iwatch was never financially promising for the company and it arrived late to the market making it much less profitable than it could have been
U.S Fag Squad
>>52106921
>I don't really recall that
That's your selective memory in action.
>it arrived late to the market
And yet you somehow remember Apple was far from the first to the market.
>>52107190
your claims are far more abstract
>And yet the mere rumor of an Apple watch years ago sent everyone tripping over each others' dicks to to get their own watches on the market
Sounds like something you pulled from macrumors. I also have no clue why you need to include male genitalia as figurative language but I suppose it's fitting for an Apple user.
It's a concrete fact that the iwatch was relatively a financial failure and irrelevant for the company. Like I said before, it seems only icucks that would eat Apple labeled shit seem to care about that iproduct in particular since it has no value in terms of fashion or practical use.
Imho, smartwatches in general make you look poor or like some psuedo-tech faggot. I guess they're good for wage slaves and code monkeys that want to have a talking piece but I have never seen a professional wear one unironically.
>>52105934
>
They get married for the tax and financial benefits.
What are you even reading?
He is making fun of the fact a man is giving another man a ring
>>52107402
>speak of Apple in epithets
>cry foul when reverse happens
You faggots are like the fucking tea party.
>>52106921
>the iwatch was never financially promising for the company
Just you wait until Apple Watch 2.
>>52094903
Was a perfectly good ship, they just steered it into an icy rock
>>52095054
Steve Job's yacht was hilariously over thought. With little real Luxury's and convenience's. It was pretty obvious his death made him a little more crazy towards the end. If you can read about his handling of this yacht right up to his death it will make you cringe!
>>52094753
lets have a public "engagement" that is based on heterosexual courtship because we have no identity of our own, in a place that will guarantee we will end up on bystanders twitter "by chance"
>>52109037
ok, you're on!
do you want to buy the ring for me, or vice-versa?
Apple clothing.
Smart clothing that can say monitor your temperature or other sensors.
>>52109237
proposing with a ring, it's like getting McDonalds take out for home cooked barbecue potluck
>>52096067
Yeah but those fucks aren't supposed to wear the flag until they're about to ship basic.
>>52097981
Yes, yes I do. The website bases everything from scientific papers published to very esteemed journals.
>>52094753
>the Apple Watch has failed miserably
Sold more watches tha all other smart watch brands conbined. Put Switzerland on suicide watch.
I know companies that would love a miserable failure like that.
>>52109970
just wait until Watch OS 3 ships with the next apple watch and slows down the original one like they do with iphone upgrades.
people won't keep buying shitty apple watches when they can get a superior (and longer) experience from a comparably priced swiss watch.
>>52109269
well they did make ipod socks
>>52104632
America is dead.
China will be the next big meme
>>52110287
fuck china, bitch
>>52111168
>search that post thinking its a jesse pinkman quote or something
>get this
lol
>>52111218
>being a beaner
>>52111236
there's nothing wrong with beaners, chinks, or fags.
lighten up, thread.
>>52111435
I never said there was, I just hate seeing beaner language plastered everywhere when I'm in 'MURRIKKKA.
>>52111580
well he or she is in mexico. what do you expect from the personal phone of someone who's likely an ESL speaker?
>>52103449
>iRun
>>52094963
>>52094951
my sides keked
>>52105682
>america is in trouble, no doubt, but when i look at european countries which are inviting their enemies into their home at an alarming rate it doesn't seem so bad.
Ameritard politicians just got paid by jews to pass a bill that's supposed to bring in 300000 muslims by October.
>>52112346
america is a country of immigrants. get over it.
>>52112468
By that logic every country is a country of immigrants, faggot.
>>52112468
Fuck off back to your shitskin country sandnigger. Just because it's an immigrant country doesn't mean it should shovel heaps of shit into its mouth.
>>52112516
wonderful, looks like /pol/ is leaking again...
>>52112676
Fuck off Mohammad
>>52112825
how wrong can you be? i'll give you a hint: i'm not muslim.
>>52112863
Then why would you want a bunch of retarded sandniggers flooding into the country ruining it much like they did in the EU?
>>52095261
Shut up
>>52112876
i'll be honest with you. because it's funny and it makes people like you angry.
>>52112967
/thread
>tfw realizing apple will die in your lifetime
>>52112510
>every country is a country of immigrants, faggots
exactly
>>52096160
>1 meter cable
>>52113300
not likely
the apple car has the potential to put all the major automakers out of business, that's huge
>>52105688
amazing post
>>52096196
vegan ideology sucks you gyno retard. vegetarian rules
>>52113392
it's cute that you actually believe that. Tesla and google I could see impacting auto sales but apple will most likely give up.
>>52113392
>>52113392
but how? all they have going right now is infontainment systems
>>52113392
>go to change oil
>have to take entire car apart to get to it
no thanks
>>52113488
it's an electric car. you won't have to change any oil.
>>52113648
Apple car exists
it actually has blinker fluid that you have to change with proprietary fluid
>>52113685
it doesn't have "blinkers". the lights fade in and out softly.
>>52113648
It's Apple. The car will break and you'll have to replace it every other year.
>>52113478
and reverse-engineered teslas. they even hire tesla workers.
it's coming, prepare for it.
>>52113392
How could anyone believe this is beyond me.
>>52114249
apple sucked all the money out of phones and tablets, why not for cars too?
>>52112967
>lol our quality of life is deteriorated and we might get dragged into another civil war lolol
ur smart, kid
>>52114551
thank you.
>>52094753
Fucking E-Fuzzy boots doing shit like this.
"Will you marry me and take my BAH senpai?"
Leaving aside the fact that it's an Apple store, that the one guy is in uniform, or that they're gay, why would anyone propose in a store? How the fuck is that romantic?
>>52112876
Because the harm to the country is very small and the benefit to the refugees is very large.
>>52114667
Lots of cameras around to document it? Who knows (or cares)? It's adorable.
>>52114780
How is proposing in a COMPUTER STORE adorable? It's about the LEAST romantic place I can think of.
>>52114884
Maybe they both like Apple.
Or maybe he wanted to propose in a gay-friendly atmosphere. Remember, Tim Cook is gay.
>>52114457
>all the money
What the fuck are you drinking, lighter fluid? Cause you're spewing so much bullshit I could set it on fire
>>52114884
They wanted free Apple swag from the SJW Apple marketing department that would end up seeing the media coverage of this.
>>52114993
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/apple-doesnt-sell-phones-makes-money/
welp.
>>52094753
>>52105496
>Literally tells the employee to lie to the customer
>It's OK because it's marked as "internal only"
No, >>52105688 is right, you're a piece of shit.
I dont support those troops
>>52094963
They still make the touch, just no one ever says dick about it, which is really odd because it's a good device for anyone who wants to do everything they can on a iPhone but for $200-$300 less.
iPod + dumbphone costs the less as just an iPhone and you can do everything you could with an iPhone.
>>52114780
Reddit has been seriously leaking in here, fuck.
>>52108985
Any good articles?
All I can find is stupid shit like "pictures of Job's yacht" and other fucking fanboy dicksuckery.
>>52094753
Apple iGlass (smart glasses)
>been done once before
check
>expensive
check
>useless
check
>poor battery life due to form factor
check
>can be considered a 'stylish accessory'
check
It's gonna cost 1500$ to have a glasses with a weather HUD
>>52104120
