Best way to kill myself with a computer?
Install Windows 10.
Install gentoo.
stick you penis in the power supply
Put poonoos in cpu fan
Steal Richard Stallman's laptop.
Install windows 10 on it
Put it back in place
>>52068746
Remove cpu fan and buy a nvidia gpu
>install windows
>acquire suicidal thoughts
>kill yourself
>>52068746
This is one instance where having a CRT would be ideal.
Hire an assassin on the darknet for yourself
>take computer with two big ass 32" CRT monitors
>go to swimming pool
>get into swimming pool
>get the computer and the two monitors in the pool with you
i guess it would work
>Drop it onto yourself from a high enough height. A full tower or CRT is preferable
>Do something to alert the NSA to send someone to kill you
>Get into a medical situation where you're being kept alive by a medical equipment with a computer, then try to install gentoo on said computer
>Openly carry a macbook through downtown Chicago while yelling racial slurs
>Get a 200m case fan with sharp blades. Insert dick
>Unsleeve power cables and touch the metal wires while the computer is on
>Download and 3D print an AR15 and shoot yourself
>Get killed by a self driving car
>Charge a large battery with your computer; make said battery explode
>Bring a macbook to a southern republican church and get shot for being homosexual.
>Bring a macbook to a gay meetup and contract aids
>>52069065
Do you expect them to be magically powered or am I using them to keep myself at the bottom of said pool?
>>52069356
you could use one monitor over your head to kill yourself at the bottom of the pool but yeah ideally they need to be powered, get a long cable
>>52069065
if you have a crt monitor you can just plug it in, open it up, and play with the flyback transformer until your heart stops.
>>52068746
>buy a koran book, fake beard, towels
>post a video of yourself making ISIS proaganda threats using the above tools
>deliberatly leak your location
>wait for it
>???
>>52068746
Play WoW for about 20 hours straight
Install any MOBA!
Hang yourself with the wiring
Gaming binge session.
>>52069770
Why are orientals so weak?
1. Open power supply
2. Put your hand in there and jiggle it around
3. Die of cancer
>>52070155
You forgot to mention the PSU should be plugged in and powered on, feel around the area with the big capacitors in particular.
>>52070183
This please
>>52070155
>>52070183
There be fuses.
>>52068746
browse 4chan
Kill yourself with that bit which always cuts your hand when working on the internals.
>>52068746
- open calculator
- divide by zero
>>52068836
Underrated post
>>52068836
>windows 10
>on x60 with 512 ram
ay lmao
Use an arduino uno to create a device that kills you
>>52069770
internet coffee still a thing?
>>52070465
yuh
>>52068746
Be crushed under the weight of your rig.
>>52070465
Very popular in Asia... there are people who practically live inside of them.
>>52068755
This desu senpai
Stick a screw driver in the power supply while it's on.
type this in to google.
>How to join isis while fucking a goat.
>>52068854
Alternatively, get AMD card and install old drivers for 20% fan lock.
>>52070764
hmh bad method. nothing happend senpai
>get windows
>install updates
>kill youself
build one that can't into arithmetic
then it explode
>>52070946
That textbook isn't good, jake
>>52068765
Rolling for this.
>>52069168
>3d print an ar
That would take years holy shit.
>>52070465
Yeah
Gear is hella expensive here
Play at an internet coffee for like 0.2 cent/hour is cheaper
1) Anger some dangerous expert Anonymous hackers
2) Sit in a van
3) Wait for death
Switch psu to 220V
>>52071120
What's a better one?
turn on your fans to max speed, sharpen a ram stick using the fan, seppeku.
Log into 4 chan every day.
Run a Fermi card
HouseFire X Technology
>>52070946
but this is true
if a computer can't add then it cant increment the program counter.
>>52068746
touch that high voltage plug on the back of a crt
