you can type congratulations, Shinji

>>52057396

Z=╱╲;for((;;)){ printf ${Z:RANDOM&1:1};}

You can run the IRC client 'weechat' and pretend to be a hacker (lot's of computer guys on IRC) or a normal person from the 90s.

you can listen to music with 'cmus'. You can read RSS feeds with 'newsbeuter'. You can run bash scripts (learn them here at http://www.bash.academy/ ) you can get cool themes, custom functions and shit here https://github.com/Bash-it/bash-it

you can monitor your system with 'htop'. and you know the normal update, install and file management. that is what i do with it at least.

Install gentoo

cowsay

cmatrix

rm -rf --no-preserve-root

aren't I funny?

>>52057640
You forgot to include the root directory.

put it on fullscreen and pretend you're 1337ing

<sudo apt-get install cmatrix -y && cmatrix>
Be 1337.

>>52057396
toilet --gay
That's not a joke.

First make it usable with this especially if you are developing with git.

>>52057798
>toilet --gay

You need to write something after that.

$toilet --gay buttfucking

for example

>>52057798
Is that why japs shit in a hole?

>>52057876
At least they dont shit in the streets

:^)

>>52057396
Change your shell to zsh

>>52057396
Listen to him and install oh-my-zsh.
Paste this in your terminal after you set up you zsh shell (it has a .zshrc):

sh -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.github.com/robbyrussell/oh-my-zsh/master/tools/install.sh)"

or

sh -c "$(wget https://raw.github.com/robbyrussell/oh-my-zsh/master/tools/install.sh -O -)"