Every time me and my family leave for a trip, we get my moms kinda poor friend that helps clean our house, watch our dogs for money. Every time she stays, her son/nephew come over and get on my computer to watch porn. I am planning to scare the fuck out of them. I installed teamviewer and can access my pc off of my laptop. What are some good sites I can use to deter them from ever touching my pc again? (gore, spam, creepy sites, etc.)
>>52029279
Install linux.
>Install a virtual machine and leave it in fullscreen for them to fuck around with.
>disable mousing in host, just have mouse it in vm.
This should make sure the dumbshits can't fuck with your host.
>leave webcam recording in host to get their reactions.
Imswinging.com
Meatspin.com(obvious)
Lemonparty.com
Tubgirl.com
BME pain olympics
Two girls one cup
Sometimes the simple trolling is the best trolling.
I saw your shit on /b/ faggot
Gtfo and lock your shit down so the fucks don't touch it
Nobrain.DK is funny tho
Btw 2010 ?
>>52029279
Whenever you're using TeamViever it says clearly on the computer being remote controlled that it's being remote controlled.
Radmin on the other hand doesn't prompt that it's controlled, it's completely hidden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7U85dtcHDc
Not sure how well it works on todays computer but back in the day you had to actually go to installed programs to know if it was installed or not.
>>52029279
>kinda poor friend
>her son/nephew
You are the scum o the earth. How about actually talking to them if you're really that worried about someone using your PC. Or lock it with a password. Greedy bastard.
>Or lock it with a password
This. What kind of beta are you you can't even lock your own pc?
>>52029279
Start a apache2 server on local host
And edit the html file to say "underage exposure to pornography detected,unit 13 is dispatched to the house" or some shit.he will get scared for life.
bestgore.com
>>52029279
>Every time she stays, her son/nephew come over and get on my computer to watch porn.
Fire her. You really have no issue with this happening?
Also lock your computer.
This is the dumbest shit I've read all week.
>>52029279
Fuck off to /b/, faggot.
I can't believe this shit is real, any sane person would fire that bitch and tell the cunt to go watch porn with his own fucking computer at his fucking place.
>>52029726
His poor, he doesn't have a computer and internet.
>>52029779
Tell him to fuck off and get a job if he needs a computer.
>>52029809
Probably it's a kid..
>>52029607
Or ya know, just set your homepage to a html file....
>>52029279
just disable your computer
>>52029561
got skype? *wink**wink*
>>52029491
this, yes.
>>52029279
How about you protect your property?
Put a fucking password on your machine. Remove the power chord.
Tell him not to fuck with your stuff.
Threaten to fire the bitch if this shit continues.
God all these people raging is hilarious. The real answer is to make it look like he got a virus, and make your pc bluescreen and refuse to boot afterward. He'll be more scared of the tangible threat of you getting home and beating his ass than any gimmicky shock sites.
>>52029279
>some fucking poor skank lets her kid use my private desktop computer sitting in MY ROOM
Jesus christ i'm fuming just thinking about it
>>52029279
>Every time she stays, her son/nephew come over and get on my computer to watch porn.
Are you telling me that you let other people use your computer
theync.com
Just lock your fucking computer with a password you turboautist
Fucking hell
>>52029584
> there are actually idiots out there without a password on their PC...
Why
>>52029822
So after you fire him say "nothin personnel kid!"
>>52029300
I double this guy.
>>52029279
Why not just password protect your account and create a guest account for the little shit?
>>52031024
just disable the machine
change the boot order
pull the power button cable from the mobo
disconnect the hdd
put a boot password on the bios
etc
etc
>>52031053
>"Hey anon, we noticed that your PC wasn't working so we threw it away and got you a new one!"
>>52029491
this desu, senpai
>>52030370
This.
So much this.
Make him believe he broke it.
>>52029279
Here is what you do:
You secretly stay home when you're family goes on the trip but you stay in you're closet.
Then when the kid watches Porn and jerks his underage penis, you secretly take a photograph of him and jerk your own penis to him doing it.
Then you can finally get out of the closet
op is a faggot
Setup a proxy that replaces all images and videos online with lolis
A password.
>>52029279
Disconnect the hard drive and tape a "Do Not Touch, you are being monitored!" sign to the PC.
>>52031152
Omfg this is hilarious. The closet part was a nice touch, 9.5/10.
>>52029300
More specifically, install Gentoo.
>>52031233
Absolutely this
>>52029279
>u should've just used a password dickhead
