Anon why haven't you switched to nodeOS?
https://node-os.com
>>52003587
A whole OS written in javascript that sounds really cool
>>52003718
>javascript
The ENTIRE os is coded in JavaScript
>>52003718
Yeah I agree, Javascript is my favorite language. Even Lisp pales in comparison when you consider how active it is, and the kinds of neat things people are creating.
>>52003587
problematic
does it have the eggplant emoji in its unicode glyph set?
>>52003587
>People in here calling javascript their favorite language
This level of pleb. This entire board is filled with fucking college kids doing CS
>>52003794
>>52003587
Well, this is the stupidest fucking thing I've read today. Nice one.
>>52003587
That is fucking stupid.
Hurr door let's write an entire OS in the worst interpreted language possible.
>>52003587
Threadly reminder that only black dick cuckolds buy into the SJW agenda
>>52003587
>https://node-os.com
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.terminaltwofourty.rmgsoftware
>>52003959
>That discoloration on her right forearm
LOL all they made was a fucking logo
>>52003587
browsing the repo this actually looks pretty impressive.
>>52004810
https://github.com/nodeos/nodeos
>node-os is a full operating system built on top of the linux kernel
:^)
>>52004243
>2015
>not realizing all the hot tech innovations are coming from POC womyn
Oh, awesome. OS in JavaScript, so we can run a browser (hopefully in JavaScript) and use webapps in JavaScript. The future is here.
>>52004936
innovation that excites
>>52004898
>niggers innovating EVER
>>52005035
I'm not even sure if the thing on that picture you quoted is a human to begin with, let alone a nigger.
Seriously it looks like some kind of tentacle-sporting martian attempting to cosplay as a human or something.
I'd rather switch to temple os
>>52004892
read the more info section bruh, currently only works inside ubuntu. full operating system my big fat hairy ass
>>52004898
>tech LadyMafia
just had to black it up.
>>52004898
>Tech Lady Mafia
Why do niggers glorify crime but become offended when you assume they're more likely to commit crimes?
>>52004105
>People in here calling javascript their favorite language
One person and it was an obvious joke that flew right over your head. I'd say you should get youreself tested for autism, but with how easily you missed that joke you'd probably get lost on your way there. You probably got lost in the middle of reading this post.
>>52005118
>human
>nigger
pick one
Just several years ago:
> Hahaha server-side JS? Sounds ridiculous.
Nowadays:
> Why aren't you running node.js server-side?
Could be big.
>>52004898
I went to their website and am genuinely baffled at how shitty the grammar is.
Also, I'm unsure of what this "Tech LadyMafia" really aims to accomplish. Is it just a Tumblr account dedicated to how "girlz can computrrr too boiz, watch out!" ??
>>52005481
technically it is a subhuman, so tangentially related to humans, yes.
But look at this thing:
>>52004898
That doesn't look like any naturally occurring life form on this entire planet.
>node is the primary runtime — no bash here
>>52005548
http://techladymafia.com/About
>women in tech skillset:
>can purchase a domain name from godaddy
>can setup a tumblr blog with that purchased domain name
>I'm a real coder now just like the mens
Can't wait to access /node_modules/home/node_modules/myname/node_modules/documents/node_modules/src/node_modules/bin/node_modules/ to get any file I want.
>linux kernel
Ayy
Just another Hannah Montana Linux with Chromium
>NodeOS is an operating system build entirely in Javascript
Pants on fire retarded.
>>52004898
>POC
White is a color, so white people then.
>>52003587
>node
>github
GET OUT.
>>52003587
>Linux kernel
So, it's Linux, then. Okay.
>>52003587
Last I checked this was the definition of vapor ware. What's changed?
>>52003587
>node is the primary runtime — no bash here
>>52006826
Why people insist in using that piece of shit kernel?
What about L4? Or the BSD's kernels, who are better written?
>>52006912
Because they have better sense than you do. protip: Linux works while those do not.
>>52006840
>using bash
>any fucking year
>>52006968
>those don't work
>source: my ass
I told you guys JS will take over, but /g/ will never believe me.
You'll see very soon JS will be running everything and will be the primary language taught in CS intro courses.
>>52005984
I would rather a woman show how good of a coder she is than be a try hard. Seriously, fuck that whole culture. Show, don't tell for fuck's sake.
>>52006996
bash, zsh, and fish are all better than a node runtime
>>52007102
>not using pdksh
It's like you hate using good written software.
>>52003587
all they have is a bunch of 10-20 line scripts on github
how the fuck can that thing be considered an OS
>no bash
half of the scripts are bash scripts
>>52007250
>using scripts written for a non POSIX shell
Fucking linux kiddies, ruining UNIX.
>>52007266
it's only a problem when people do this:
>write shellscript
>#! /bin/sh
>use bash-specific features
>never test in anything but bash
>>52003748
whenever we get to forget about pointers and assembly then it's ok right?
.. wait
>https://medium.com/javascript-scene/what-is-webassembly-the-dawn-of-a-new-era-61256ec5a8f6
>>52007356
>actually, what people does everytime
That's why I use Debian related scripts. At least debianism are more easy to fix.
>>52005035
Women better at Prototypes than Men????
No. Never....
oh wait.
>Uses Linux
OK, so it's Linux
>Uses GNU userland (cp, ls, mv etc)
OK, so it's GNU/Linux
"Operating system written in Node"
No.
More impressive is Phantom, an OS written entirely in Java, including the kernel and userland, not just copying+pasting Linux and Coreutils and installing node.
>>52007557
As I understand, Phantom OS isn't written in java.
It's impresive, tough, not another UNIX/Linux remix, but a completely new OS, object oriented.
>>52003587
what's with the windows logo in your picture?
>>52006619
>White is a color, so white people then.
yea, everything except for black
>>52007557
this is akin to steamos
which is just gnu/linux with steam installed
How to play this game? Its random?
>>52007557
This thread is all but shitposting, but a linux distro with npm as the main package manager is an interesting idea.
Like most things involving node, this "OS" appears to be mostly lies
>>52007557
Phantom isn't impressive in the slightest. Java is fucking babbytier and they didn't even design the kernel. It's practically a carbon copy of the JIT virtual kernel.
MeneutOS is superior in every way.
>>52008160
npm is an abysmal package manager
this... so.. pointless... why?
>>52005528
Just because somethings popular doesn't mean it's the best choice for the job. Still though, could be right.
>>52003587
Now the only thing we need is these shitty "programmers" to make shitty "applications" in node.js and complain it runs too slow even on an i7
>>52008287
Oh it's not that good in itself, but the repository and associated facilites are pretty nice.
Still an interesting idea; not that i'd use it though.
>>52003868
you fucking shitlord
>>52008465
because tech hipsters
>>52008207
>Its not impressive because I don't like the language its in
Writing a kernel in a high level language like Java is unthinkable whereas Assembly like in menuetOS is made for that thing.
>>52003868
>>52009856
h-hi friends
>>52003587
Nooe but have you tried OS.js? Its a desktop environment written in Javascript...
http://os.js.org/
