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>AMD reacts
>>52002650
alright I'll bite.
>>52002685
should've used Bulldozer instead desu
>>52002955
>>52002805
That was the polar opposite of funny.
>>52003015
Those poor GPUs
>>52003024
I love my bobcat netbook and toradora. This pic made me grin when I frst saw it, but yeah it's not lel material. my bad.
Have some besiege.
>>52003015
Wait... Are those GTX 480s? REFERENCE GTX 480s?
That's a fucking housefire waiting to happen.
>>52003082
did someone sneeze on it?
>>52003063
You've redeemed yourself anon, I kek'd
>>52003082
Beautiful. Smart. Compact.
Apple innovates again.
>>52003034
front panel doesn't have intake, so CPU is fucked too. I don't see fans on the back panel. This might be a big oven.
:^)
all these 4(jews)
>>52002650
>>52002685
What do call this guy that goes "fug :D? I want more of his memes
>>52003121
why does psu wear the lightbulb?
>>52003154
spurdo sparde
>>52003148
Why
>>52003154
spudo spärde :DDD
>>52003154
>being this new
>>52003154
Spurdo :DDDDD
This is like "we shit on designs" thread
>>52003236
hory shet what is this rice rocket
>>52003122
>boner
that is my fetish
>>52003236
>bousouzoku rice
Well, fuck.
This is my oc by the way
>internet of things
>>52003068
I'm using two of them
>>52003283
In a well ventilated case, I assume.
Unlike that pic.
>>52003200
Disable your AdBlocker faggot
>>52003344
Ok dual tactical dubbs
>>52003344
Ok dual tactical dubbsfgg
I did this when i had hope that zen was going to kill intel, but when intel made all their cpu´s unlocked, i knew zen was going to be something BIG that made intel scared
>>52003415
Keller confirmed for being Duke Nukem
>>52003415
>but when intel made all their cpu´s unlocked,
You mean when AsRock broke the lease agreement and showed users that the Chipset locks out overclocking, and it's not something different in CPU arch?
>>52003381
T h a n k s f a m.
Bumpin with content.
>>52003436
geee...
>/mkg/
>>52003510
>Hating on the PSO2 controller
I'll slap you mate.
>>52003474
I lol'd
>>52003169
better question is why is he cliping the 20pin off
>>52003496
>Black couch
>Brazzers logo
>>52003603
TRIGGERED
>>52003507
You're posting /v/ humor. And seeing that picture makes me think you either belong there or
>>>/hm/
>>52003603
>putting paste on the heat sink
TRIGGERED
>>52003344
>waahhhh muh ad revenues
How about no and fuck off
>>52003663
"don't make me install Gentoo" gets me every time
>>52003660
spreading it out with the card creates air bubbles, also the paste should go on the cpu so that it sticks to the cpu more. the application of heatsink paste is fairly religious
Most of the shit posted here is cringey as fuck
I'm pretty sure the person posting all this shit is from reddit, where he got this stuff in the first place
>>52003762
Kej
>>52003823
>MS Natural Keyboard
>>52003852
>Dimmer switch controlled electrical outlet
'murica
>>52003268
can you please fuck off back to reddit?
>>52003658
But anon, i did turned it off, also check em
>>52003762
lol that arch notifcation
>>52003760
No, i got it from here and many other social media pages :^)
>>52003762
Oh shit
No wait, almost thought it was mine
>>52003901
some /v/-related stuff snuck into my /g/-folder.
Sorry bout that, but it _is_ hilarious how easy it is to trigger some /g/entlemen.
>>52003924
>browse these threads for a bit in 2011
>browse again now
what the fuck /g/
can't you guys come up with some new images?
Thinkpads had spooky scary skeletons
>>52004022
it isnt funny
kill yourself
>>52004026
then post something new. Most of my shit is old.
>>52004022
>>52003468
should the intel guys have like 4 legs?
>>52003507
>using Botnet 10
>calling linux users poor
>>52002992
>this is humor
That's it's the pinnacle of design.
>>52004055
maybe later.
>>52004059
>>52003762
holy shit its real
The funny part is that it has no sim card
>>52003174
not sure what the problem is here, airflow is a major issue with SLI/Crossfire, especially in a smaller case
I'd think changing the direction of airflow to lateral instead of vertical would really help
>>52003236
>horns
>mirrors
>zoomies
>hd 4870
Whats not to like?
>>52004078
when you live in such a dirty country they have to put plastic over the keyboards
>>52004099
that's not actually a stupid suggestion. just call the phone with someone else's phone.
>>52004108
I think it's about the noise. 40mm fans are unbearable, they sound like a hornet's nest.
>>52004078
>>52003762
>>52004099
Does anyone have the wallpaper?
>>52004144
>Wandows
Gets me every time.
>>52002992
Yeah how fucking stupid, trying to get as much battery life as possible for a notebook. When will they learn!
>>52003496
comfy as fuck
>>52004077
>throttles to 800mhz every time you look at it
Yeah it's fab m8
>>52004143
I'm not talking about the fact that you cant call the fact im talking about the fact that the /g/entooman had no sim car in his phone, thus defeating the purpose of having a phone
>>52002650
/r/ing more graduate code like >>52003870
>>52004144
I've always wondered why it's only fucking up the first of two same consecutive characters (choose, normally).
>>52004227
i just realized that maybe the picture is supposed to be funny because of the post-it covering the boobs
>>52004163
>Fanless
>Raspberry pi by aplel
>An inovative battery design in a shitty design
>!!!!!sarcasm!!!!!
>>52004224
Years ago I had no idea why this was funny, now I do, good times.
>>52004166
wat
>>52004267
Explain
>>52004157
>40mm fans are unbearable
memories of years spent managing rack servers are suddenly flooding back to me
honestly surprised I still have my hearing intact
>>52004304
The dhcp server said no
>>52004267
It's funny how this is still a problem and has been one for fucking years. I expect it is not being fixed because this would cut the need for sysadmins and IT technicians by half.
>>52004289
The reason why the Google front page is so simple is because none of the developers knew enough html to make it more complicated.
>>52004251
not just that but the fact that the moto g was a pone recommended by lots
>>52004331
i know, i have one
>>52004312
oh god this one always makes me cringe
the blood makes it so much worse
>>52004289
Still looks better than modern web.
>>52004331
Why is this trash recommended? Fans of chunky scrolling in browsers much?
>>52004331
>>52004341
And then there's the fucking arch logo
>>52003154
Get out.
>>52004304
I browsed /g/ before taking networking classes, now that I understand how DHCP works, it's funny.
>>52004312
I call it the job security feature.
>>52003154
spurdo you newfag:DD
>>52004391
I looked it up on the web before and that was literally the respons, no
>>52004180
>source: my arse
>>52004266
Calder would be proud of that setup.
>>52004496
Is that the fuckin Chilean metro?
>>52004266
>how to kill your HDD 101
So did someone ask for more spurdo stuff?
>>52004645
>a graphic pulled from the ass of someone is a good proof of something
Kek
>>52004766
This is creepy as fuck.
>>52003015
Is that an X58 system in there? Wow that's old. I don't know of any other system that uses triple channel memory.
>>52004077
with the performance of a pentium 3!
>>52004799
>Gyssarii
Hory shitte
>>52004854
>Carrefour
>>52004186
I need an icon theme like that now
>>52004312
Fuggg I had that same cooler and mousepad
Mousepad still going strongk
Cooler exploded its heatpipes
>>52004251
>>52003762
Isn't loli illegal in canada too? I thought the funny thing is that they were trying to lure the guy in.
>>52004716
>>52004777
>>52004799
Good, literally one person on /g/ aside you can understand what they're saying. And no, nobody wants to know what they are saying.
>>52004469
Meh, the physical keyboard may be broken
>>52005098
I can understand them too
>>52002992
DELETE THIS!!!
>>52005130
>>52004799
>>52004777
>>52004742
>>52004716
/g/ - Technology
>>>/int/
Oc
>>52005163
lolnope.png
Spurdo is not going away... Ever...
>>52004088
what does that say?
Why did Finns choose pedobear of all things
>>52005220
Choose?
The finns didn't choose the pedobear.
The pedobear chose the finns.
>>52004377
I think that's just motorola assist
>>52004312
I have that same case... great case, but its impossible to fit a large cooler or graphics card in it. I ended up cutting out part of the drive bay to get my graphics card in there.
>>52003342
is that Snowdens stand?
>>52005245
sou nan desu ka
>>52005081
i didnt even think about it like that, if i were in that postion i would have just got a new phone
>>52003154
voi vittu teitä uushomoi
>>52004854
this is autism
>>52004766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
TOP KEK
niggers in tech.
women in tech.
>>52005203
Welcome back to work, Tom.
>>52005816
christ this should not be as funny as it is
>>52002955
Insta saved
>>52003542
>clipping
He's just holding it with some pliers, not far enough into the teeth to reach the cutter
>>52003179
You laugh now until the time comes where you actually need one of these
>>52005265
Fuck off, faggot.
>>52003735
it not only actually worked, it does work.
speeds are atrocious though
>>52006091
its a happy mouse
>>52003236
typical antec case buyers
>>52005816
Pls don't shake the baby
>>52004645
>mfw that's my screenshot
>>52008054
hallo lucas lehmer :DDDD
>>52008054
Thanks for the serial number faglord
>>52003148
Is that the 9800 gx2
>>52004740
>Those folders
>Fast and Furious
>>52004139
i am triggered
>>52008652
>>52008723
>gindows
made me kek a little
>>52005182
That's not OC, you're just new
>>52008461
oh noes you'll be able to check my warranty support status
>>52003015
>Republic of Memers
xDD
>>52003121
that faggot looks like he could suck a dick through a garden hose
>>52003147
>no hair
>120 frames less
ayy
>>52003496
i want that table thing for the couch, anyone have a link?
>>52003603
>paste on heatsink
>credit card wiping
THIS IS THE END
>>52008907
Hi Mat
>>52003952
Awoo~
>>52004046
that's a lenobo one though. shitty chink Spyware infested bios.
>>52003870
I don't get it. What's wrong with the code? It runs just fine.
>>52009122
y = x does the same thing
>>52003282
This is bad design.
I love Tesla, but the car should be driveable should an emergency arise, or if the update fails.
>>52009004
h..h..how?
>>52002899
Holy shit what the fuck am I looking at did someone 3d print that shit
>>52009175
Intel scented soap, smells like house fires
>>52002899
What exactly am I looking at?
>>52003018
Why do they send him so many penguins?
>>52009034
And yes, it's real:
http://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy-Erotic-Digital-Desires-ebook/dp/B00UJ01WBW/
>>52009175
It was a scam and stores claimed to have no knowledge of it
>>52003154
gondola
>>52004223
joel pls go
>>52006091
which one gets its battery charged?
>>52002650
What's the name of these creatures?
I have seem them a lot on memes here and /b/, but never understood what they are or represent
>>52009377
The macfag gets charged
>>52003255
>spreading thinkpleb disinfo
>>52008870
What is this?
>>52003474
>9gag
>>52003148
Goddamn those shoes
>>52009453
It should look familiar, anon.
>>52003148
The cards probably fine, just sitting on the porcelain, might be a little gross but probably isn't broken or damaged.
>>52004261
>the "r" in "killer" is a gun
kek
2 cool 4 me
>>52004740
Holy shit where is this from
>>52009412
what a reddit tier reply..
>>52009529
>we want the kawadooty crowd
>>52009506
I thought it was a part of the fucking sleepycabin logo for a second.
>>52004740
>MOM STAY OUT
>>52002992
Show me a similar size and power windows laptop with a smaller motherboard.
>>52003496
why does his shirt say 無
>>52003200
>Beaner wetback WOP detected
>>52009632
> implying motherboard size matters
Why do you Macfags get hung up on the most irrelevant details?
>>52009632
>windows laptop
>>52003735
Holy kek
>>52003745
"quoting people like this"
gets me every time
>>52009224
are these oleds?
>>52009669
Why do windowsfags care so much about what macfags buy and use? I use both operating systems and equipment and neither are bad
>>52004022
>>52003268
GABEN!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
>>52003154
ged oud newfag :D
>>52009948
Because people with irrational hates are usually just subconsciously jealous and need to try and rationalize it so they lash out.
Not that I like Apple, but I do understand the appeal.
>>52009799
Jesus christ
>>52003452
All my this.
When will we get a fully working OS that isn't Windows?
>>52004026
>>52003200
>>52003823
>foxworthsroom.jpg
Here's a recent one.
>>52003268
who's this gaben guy and why do you guys keep sucking his cock?
>>52010214
The guy who made half life 3
>>52010214
the god of sales
>>52004645
newfag shitster race reporting. Is 95 degrees really good or really bad. What is a normal temperature.
>>52004252
Sarcasm! How original!
>>52010293
95c is a round 200f
water boils a 212f/100c
>>52003277
fucking why
>>52003943
is that fucking Armenian or something?
>>52008921
Don't you dare you filthy degenerative
>>52003823
that looks comfy as snug
>>52003603
GODDAMMIT
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
TRIGGERED AS FUCK
I have no idea what this is, but I found it linked from another patent in Google patent search
>>52009799
>>52010054
>stallmanu is autism incarnate
so what else is GNU
>>52009874
that's a normal LCD panel with an alternative backlight
>>52003852
I don't understand electrical work.
Why would having the voltage be so low cause the PSU to get so hot? Wouldn't it just shut off?
>>52010891
Dimmer switches work by constantly turning on and off the circut, not by adding resistance to the line. This constant switching will cause the psu to think it has enough power and allow a power up. PSUs work by using capacitors to allow a steady power delivery. In this case they were constantly charging and discharging. The irony is that it was probably drawing more power this way than if it had been allowed to run normally.
>>52009536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cyUak7Lnho
>>52010473
is that sum wojak i see?
>>52009136
no, y = x makes y equal to the actual value of x, not the boolean value.x = 5;
if (x==true)
{
y = true;
}
else if(x==false)
{
y = false;
}
y==true //true
y==5 //false
x = 5;
y = x;
y == true //true
y === true //false
the not-retarded way to do >>52003870 would be something like:y = (bool) x
>>52012546
inb4 missing semicolons;
>>52004740
guy fucks dogg.mov
