More like kimoi
>>51996683
9000 downloads/ms at $1.99/download
>>51996711
>Americans literally can not throw money at the big ass tranny nigger family fast enough
>>51996726
almost $18m/s at one point
holy fuck man
>>51996689
this to be honest family
This shit is scary.
Seriously, 9000 downloads per ms? FOR a 2 dollar app?
T-this is an ad, right? There's no way so many people would download this dumb excuse for an app...
And this is why i hate America/capitalism. People are too fucking stupid for their own good.
> is that a cum drizzled peach?
>>51996683
I always thought that only educated and smart people buy iPhones.
>>51996683
'murica
This is why we should never have let normies on the internet. That bandwidth could have gone to cancer researchers sharing notes, or more importantly, a game of quake.
>>51996748
I thought that was an ass
>>51996753
Nah even the broke niggas have an iphone
>>51996753
All kinds of people do. In America or China even poor people can afford nice things once in a while.
Only in 3rd world countries like India or Brazil do people need to buy budget Android phones.
>>51996753
I see a lot of poor niggers and spics with iPhones. We call them ObamaPhones.
>>51996683
so, anyone knows whats that shit about?
any porn?
...
something?
..........
guys??
>>51996726
>>51996765
wait, this app was only released in the US?
>>51996805
Kimmy K made her own emoji
that's it
>>51996683
What's the great wave off Kanagawa painting doing amidst the degenerate pictrograms of implanted buttocks?
>>51996770
>muh games!
>>>/v/
>>51996805
its just ass and tit and donut emojis that are on fleek family
amerifats are retarded
>>51996815
>>51996826
i cant understand this, maybe its because im not >>51996765
>>51996748
>>51996834
>>51996851
People are obsessed with her, even though all she did was shoot a "totes leaked" porno and showed her ass
>>51996856
well, i like athletic nigger women, but that is way over the line of "too much".
despite having fake boobs, diamond jackson is the way to go.
>>51996880
>jerking it to nigresses
bottom kek m8
>>51996683
This may be a good enough reason for someone to an hero today
why does anyone care about the kardashians? I mean seriously, I just can't understand why people give a shit about what some generic celebrity does.
>>51996935
the mind of the amerifat is mysterious and complicated
>>51996935
Quality of life is decreasing so as a form of escapism people give their time and money to the richest of the rich. It's madness. Death can't come soon enough.
>americans
Honestly, you can't make this shit up
>>51996974
Amerifats identify themselves as Christian, but go around talking how Jesus wants all arabs dead and how israelites are God's chosen people, and then proceed to worship hollywood idols, even though you're only allowed to worship the Lord.
>>51996739
there is actually
It wouldn't surprise me if they made a shit load of money with this stupid shit...oh wait they already did
>>51996894
>not just finding or paying to actually fuck that meat.
not going outside kek m8
>>51996683
9000 per milisec.
9000.
That's 1,800,000 dollarydoos a sec.
108,000,000 a minute.
In an hour, approximately 6.5 billion dollars.
6.5 billion dollars. In an hour.
This is insanity incarnate. Who the fuck does this?! What is even the point. It's a fucking emoji. Of a coal-burning nigress and her talentless husband. Who's only achievement in life is getting BBC'd on cam and pouring champagne from her giant ass. You can find that in your average Thai stripclub.
I don't even.
>>51997345
Indeed. What a fucking time to be alive.
>>51997345
>1.8m
You dun goofd
Also I'll be the one to call bullshit, nine million people a second? There has to be less than a fucking billion people that care, that gives you 100 seconds. Sounds like bullshit.
>>51997404
what a time to suck black cock and have a tumorous ass, or to chop your dick off
>9,000 downloads per milisecond
GREAT FUCKING JOURNALISM RIGHT THERE BREH.
What they actually wanted to say was "at one point of the day there was 9000 simultaneous downloads". But noo, let's say fucking ms because it makes dumb people come up with some numbers taken out of the ass like 9 000 000 people downloading it in one second or some shit.
Reminder that only Americans care about her.
>>51996933
-- per millisecond
who is kim?
>>51997568
he's the guy who invented minecraft and runs the country of north korea
Am I the only one who is panicked the fuck out that this could possibly become an official part of Unicode in the future?
>>51997680
they're pretty much already a joke to me since they include emoji's at all
>>51996689
kek
>>51996748
>And this is why i hate America/capitalism
If we had it your way we would only have Dear Leader Bernie emoji; emoji for the worker!
>>51996683
How the fuck does this even work? They're not Unicode standard so they won't show up on any computer or phone that doesn't have this app installed, right?
>>51996683
This world deserves every shit that happens to it and i want humanity to go extinct as soon as possible.
>>51996689
>>51997025
>you now realize religion is just another cultural trait among many others piled up over time, not even the most relevant anymore
yet all this media attention over religion, i don't quite understand it. It's like a buzzword for armchair politicians
I refuse to believe this wasn't some kind of bot trying to rack up the download count so it shows in the front page of the play store.
>>51999779
This. Musicians used to buy their albums up to show higher sales numbers and make lists. The same shit is happening here. Not only will this put them on the front page of the Apple store for the foreseeable future, but its going to be written about for the next few weeks and just build upon itself.
Have to give them props for it but its incredibly fucking see through .
someone needs to use these on node.js, github, etc, especially the cum-covered peach and preggers ones
>>51996748
What you really should hate is capitalism done wrong like we have in America
>>51996726
Which is kinda funny cause most people outside the US have absolutely no idea who Kim Kardashian is.
>>51997436
this
no fucking way there were 9 million people trying to download this every second
maybe 9 million total requests to the app store per second, definitely not 9 million individuals trying to get this app. bet the kardashians fucking paid for this spin
>>51999360
you can start by killing yourself you edgy 16 year old.
>>52000845
If this was downloaded at a rate of 9000/ms for a minute and a half, it would be enough downloads to install it on every iPhone ever sold.
This is the clickbait-iest title ever
>>51996753
everyone is on a 3 year lease for the iphone, even broke niggas
>>51996683
I still want to cum in her ass tbqf
so how much $$$$$$$ did they really make?
bruh is that a cum covered peach
>>51996683
>The Japanese painting wave
what
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