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Hypothetical question. A cute girl comes over to your house to watch Netflix. How do you explain to her that you dont have Netflix because its a botnet?
>>51923120
>not having a girl around for dvd-decrypted-with-libdvdcss and chill
I bet you'll drink CocaCola together as well.
if i had to explain myself then she's not for me
>>51923120
Because I use Kodi + Genesis
>>51923163
This. Just tell her its like netflix, except it has everything.
>>51923120
tell her you have a Wii
>>51923234
kek
>>51923120
But I do have netflix
>>51923120
>buzzword from the current year
Fuck off kid.
Seriously, a real man would download a true rip (no YIFY-tier shit) and serve it locally WITHOUT relying on a stream.
Worse case. Run Windows on a VM and watch from there. If you're not poor virtualization would be nothing.
>>51923308
Why
So why don't you just use her netflix account instead
>>51923120
>not watching animu with cute girl
why even bother with life
>>51923120
I tell her I have a SurrealMoviez account and then desperately try to keep her from choking to death on my dick.
Real men don't rely on a stream, they own their movies.
>>51923353
Also this.
>>51923336
brother pays it, so...yeah, besides I dig some of their original series, House of Cards, Bojack Horseman, Daredevil...
>>51923373
This. Pretend like you're unfamiliar with it. Even better if she doesn't have her own account.
You slap the bitch for being a pleb and watch Aguirre the wrath of God BR Remux 5.1 dd. She'll fall in love with your cock
>>51923778
Mein neger!
>freetard
>cute girl comes over
pick one
>>51923120
Tell her that I have a bigger library of movies than Netflix could ever hope to achieve stored locally.
>>51923991
Based stallmanu
>>51923991
>tfw you will never have a bird perch on a sofa or your hand while you stroke its feathers however it wishes
>>51923991
Why is he so obsessed with birds?
easy: plex and penetration
>>51923991
.....
>>51924080
>hfw you ask him that
>>51924084
>proprietary
>~2016
>>51923120
Just ask her to login with her password.
I'm sure if she's asking for netflix and chill she already has an account.
>>51923120
>netflix is a botnet
Oh no, they're going to know what shitty movies I watch. Truly the world has come to an end.
"I don't have netflix because nothing you'd want to watch would even be available in this country"
"Oh that makes sense"
"Here I'll just stream something instead :)"
Literally why couldn't you just torrent whatever you're watching or use popcorn time
Why does it have to be netflix
>>51924354
Popcorn and torrents don't pay 5 rupees per reply when you post memes on 4chan.
Popcorn Time vs Kodi + Gensis go
>>51924785
Popcorn Time for movies, but Kodi for TV shows
>>51924795
I just gone done installing Kodi and Genesis. Is Popcorn Time available for Linux?
>>51924811
Yeah, but lookup the Swedish one, I have it and it works better than the .io one
>using logic to appeal to a girl
Nah, if you don't have something she's not going to be down
>>51923991
he will finger a bird but not a girl?
I wish Megavideo was still a thing.
>>51923234
I have Netflix on my Wii
So why can't I get popcorn time to work?
Whenever I launch it, it just fades to black it's ridiculous
There are and probably always will be better alternatives to netflix. Fuck that shit and fuck the shilling.
>>51923120
I don't, I just open my TV Shows folder and ask what she'd like to watch.
Worst case scenario I text my sister and ask for the Netflix password
no netflix in my country therefore neither I nor her would give a shit.
enjoy ure botnet
>>51923373
/thread
>>51923120
>A cute girl comes over to your house
