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What's in the box?


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Just got my new shipment from Newegg in today, anyone care to guess what it might be?

Easymode: no hitachi vibrating wands.
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A hitachi vibrating wand?
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>>51884679
New GPU?
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>>51884679
Samsung Massage Wand?
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I don't know but apparently all sex toys should be vigorously test and reviewed. by geeks.

geeks are known for being sex experts.
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okay so here go, so far so good.

no major holes in the box
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>>51884735
*here i go

anyway, let me move this tax rebate software crap aside I think I see a familiar logo spying back up at me from somewhere.
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>>51884679
If it's a graphics card I'm taking my own life.
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is that? it is!

how cool, my friends at newegg have decided to throw in a free promotional granola bar

total fucking eggbros
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>>51884757
Nature valley granola bar in a shitty plastic bag with a cardboard ad. Wtf newegg nature valley is literally making commercials about how bad "gaming" is for you.
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A 176 core AMD processor.
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and upon further inspection it is in fact, a video card

you do have my official permission to kill yourself if you feel necessary. however I can offer a tasty snack instead.
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>>51884776
>Nature valley Crunchy Oats n Honey
>Not GOAT Cashew Sweet n Salty
Do you even hike bro?
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>>51884776
whatever else shipped in that box just had a 5 round cage match with the hardest material on earth
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>>51884819
Oh cool, it has overclockan' back plate! X-D
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