>Teacher connects her laptop for a presentation
>Wallpaper is a vertical picture of her son/daughter
>Desktop full of icons (Most of them files or crapware)
>uTorrent
>Avast
>Full of viruses
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>>51737098
>instructor says vim is the best text editor for programming
>Lecturer connects his USB flashdrive to open the presentation
>he opens it
>all files are gone because the machine is infected with some nasty shit and not a single one of these faggots bother to report it
>lecture is cancelled
>windows
>>51737098
>teacher puts DVD in
>Windows xp
>DVD doesn't work with Windows movie player
>vlc pre installed by school for this purpose
>what's a vlc anon
>>51737125
>implying your teacher is wrong
inb4 you think "SUBLIME MASTER RACE"
kek
>>51737188
Achtually Atom master race :^)
>>51737224
>70 MB download for a text editor
>ask why
>because it's written in JS
all the keks
>>51737098
>professor uses internet explorer to show us videos
>minimizes the program to switch tabs
>>51737098
>TA is telling us about his research project
>crap netbook covered in stickers discharges in 20 minutes
>borrows laptop from student sitting in first row
>logs into his google account on a laptop running Windows 10 because his presentation is on google docs
I wonder if he changed his password afterwards.
>>51737098
>>Wallpaper is a vertical picture of her dog/cat
>teacher is called Ms.
I can see why.
>teacher connects their laptop for a presentation
>it's a mac
>everything just werks
>cs teacher plugs in their laptop
>it's a riced anime desktop
>>51737920
nice made up story senpai
>business information systems(?) class
>lecturer types his password in the username field
>fails to log in and slowly corrects his mistake
>projector was on the whole time and everyone was watching
>Teacher is giving a presentation
>He's using Ubuntu
>He literally has like a 50 character root password goddamn
>>51737098
>>Wallpaper is a vertical picture of her son/daughter
There is nothing wrong with that. Better than an anime pic.
>>51737098
What's wrong with Avast?
>>51738702
lel
>>51737125
Well, it is if you want to get a job. Many companies will require that you program from scratch in a text only editor as part of the interview process, and vim is the most powerfull of the text only editors. Emacs is not a text editor.
>>51738774
Step up, senpai. If you were a pro hacker like me you wouldn't need any antivirus software desu
>>51738774
>What's wrong with adware?
>neckbeard whale that never talks has to do presentation to college class
>plugs his laptop into the projector and switches the video output
>it doesn't work because he's running some niche minimalist *nix distro and he can't figure out how to fix it
>he gets a 0 on the assignment
>>51737224
>using Atom
>any year
>>51738912
I don't see why that would be part of the interview, but Nano suffices for such a short task anyway. Then onto big boy Emacs for the real job.
>Teacher starts presentation
>"Double tap the slide to advance!" appears because fucking SMART Boards
>Teacher continues to single tap and wonders why it doesn't work.
>"Guess I have to do this... God I hate technology." as he slowly walks over to his computer to click.
>I didn't make a presentation
>shit, I'm fucked
>decide to download a virus pack
>put it in the flash drive
>next day, I give the teach my usb diskette in class
>avast goes ballistic
jesus christ that was fun
>>51738702
Mine is 28 chars
