how do i get a job when i'm not any of these except maybe i play league of legends?
>>51688789
well, it's not a very professional sounding job vacancy. they are probably going to overwork and expect whoever comes in to carry the weight of the company because the person who wrote it is incompetent.
>>51688789
Only <1% of professional developers would qualify for that job description.
I work for a great company and don't even have a github profile.
I could probably describe how a red-black tree works at a high level, not implement it. Don't know anything about data compression. I don't play normal people games and can't into big data.
>>51688789
I don't really know much specialization stuff but I'm a super quick learner. I can probably do everything there in ~2 months.
I have only one question for you, OP: Are you a rogue?
>>51689186
Oh god was that written by Dwight Schrute?
>>51689186
Is this for realsies?
>>51689186
absolutely disgusting
>a person with these traits
I'd classify said person a total faggot living in Silicon Valley
I don't know where you got this description but it's not a good place to start.
>>51689186
> Run every aspect of our business besides sales and accounting singlehandedly, including at least four unrelated positions
> We're going to pay you less than a truck driver
Hahaha, they're in for a cruel lesson. Either they'll dry up and blow away when no-one responds or they'll hire some Indian fuck who robs them blind
>>51689365
>Portland
Of course it is
>>51689186
This is two 20-something trust fund kids and a business school graduate. I'd put money on it.
>>51689186
> Are you a Rogue?
This has the potential to be a /g/ "do you Catan?"
>>51689186
>Rogues are rebels
fuck you
did I get the job?
i bet i can beat everyone except maybe 2 people in this thread in foosball.
When i say beat i mean rek.
