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My grandparents just died in their sleep about a week ago. I've inherited a small truck (which is good because I didn't have a car) and about $8000 american dollars after funeral arrangements. What do I purchase with my small sum of cash /g/ ?
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sell truck and buy a high mpg car, see >>>/o/10361919 or pic related
you should invest it in mutual funds
you are retarded if you blow it on electronics
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A matching small truck
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Purchase $8000 worth of debt in a bank.

Invest that shit you fucking idiot.

dumbass millenials wasting money as soon as they get it no wonder they're poor and complain about wealth inequality. They do it to them fucking selves then cry about it
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>>51683227
Bamp
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save your money. don't waste it.
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>>51683267
This anon has it right. You'll get 40% more performance if you a matching truck and SLI those bitches.
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8 grand of cocaine and become the coolest guy in your neighborhood for 2 months.
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>>51683262
>8k in mutual fund
Literally zero returns
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>>51683314
ok where should he invest it then? your shitty startup for vibrating dragon dildos?
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Buy a dildo.
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>>51683262
Well it gets 30ish mpg combined so its no gas guzzler but its not a diesel either.
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>>51683314
Sequoia fund. Check your shit, clueless assfuck.
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Did you kill them?
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Stocks and Bonds
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>>51683227
Answer fast
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>>51683227
Invest.
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Kill more people no dont stop
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>>51683329
>ok where should he invest it then? your shitty startup for vibrating dragon dildos?

That actually would not have been a bad investment if you look at what dragon dildos has done.
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>>51683227
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>>51683279
>full time school
>phone bill
>car loan
>other expenses
>only part time job

Oh yeah, I can totally afford to save all my money and not spend it almost immediately on bills.
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buy me a 980ti and a box of nutty bars and put the rest in a savings account.
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