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They finally did it /g/
They blew it up
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/report-the-next-iphone-wont-have-a-headphone-224044860.html
>>51630117
Expect to see others like Samshit following suite. It's a race to the bottom when thinness is concerned.
Why? Beats me
>>51630117
Why do we care about thinness this much
>>51630157
we don't
>>51630170
I mean someone has to, there has to be a reason they have to make everything so thin
>>51630157
a. looks technically impressive on paper
b. provides excuse for reducing functionality and battery life
c. make more money on adapters
>2025
>sharpen the edge of my ultrathin i
>slit a man's throat
(in 2025 the iPhone will just be called i)
>>51630157
Imagine a world where a 2-3 millimeters thick device is your phone, wallet, bus ticket and even replaces your keys.
Wouldn't that be great?
>>51630157
WE don't.
>>51630196
>Depending your life on the botnet
>>51630196
I'm not some 90 pound fuccboi twink. I can carry both a wallet and phone without being burdened.
>>51630200
I thought we did? You know those sci-fi movies with communicators that look like a piece of Glass or are just holographic? I feel that's what everyone's aiming for now, phones do thin it's like it's not even there
>>51630176
Sometimes consumers don't know what they want. The human eye can't discern between the varying levels of sheet brightness of a piece of paper past a certain percentage brightness. Paper companies still bleach past this point because it looks better from a numbers standpoint to say that yours is brighter than theirs, driving up the cost for a product that isnt perceivably better.
I'm posting this from an iPhone 6. I would prefer it be an extra mm or so thick, just to make the camera flush. Even if the extra thickness was just empty useless space.
>>51630117
>Every other year, Apple releases a totally redesigned iPhone
>2015
>using Apple
How is having 20 different adapters part of Apple's vision for aesthetically pleasing devices.
>>51630248
>this
topkek
>>51630117
"NO PORTS" was never a meme.
- Tim Faglord.
>>51630117
>a year old rumor now being reported again
>OMG IT'S HAPPENING
Apple may be stupid but it's not this stupid. They wouldn't abandon the jack until there's a common standard. They usually don't care about that of course but with this they have to.
>>51630117
MADMEN
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BUY Apple 3.5mm to Lightning connector for continued functionality
>>51630256
It's not for aesthetics it's for the bottom line
Want to use X?
That's a $30 adapter
Want to use X + Y?
That's a $50 adapter
Want to use X,Y,Z?
That's 2 $40 adapters
>>51630196
>imagine a world where you take the bus
nigga I imagine a world where I fly a rocket ship to your house so I can bang your mum and then call my buds up on my comically sized 1980's cancerphone
>>51630157
I don't understand the logic of unnecessarily thin, and hilariously unpractical phones that remove ports, removable battery, and servicablity
I perfectly understand the logic of wanting bendable, paper, digital tablets for the sakes of replacing real paper. Since tablets are just removable displays with computer parts inside them. Thin Tablet make sense for portability, ergonomic design. I don't see the point of wanting paper-thin Phone.
>>51630196
Imagine a world where you don't need a 16:9 7" touchscreen to call people, pay your frappuccino, get on the bus or open your door, and you can also listen to music on it too.
OH WAIT THAT WORLD IS REAL EXCEPT SOMEBODY JUST NEEDS TO HAVE THE BALLS TO CREATE SUCH A DEVICE
Your future is so tomorrow anon.
>>51630722
>dumb frogposter
>>51630722
I currently live in this world
>>51630756
>>51630762
I think his point was that we don't absolutely need absurdly large screens that cover the entire device, let alone touchscreens.
I, too, would rather sacrifice screen area than the fucking headphone jack.
>>51630325
On sale for $99.99, short time only, act now.
Why isn't 2.5mm the standard? It's like 3.5mm but without the thickness problem right?
2016. The phone that changed everything. Again.
Meet. The iPhone 7. Revolutionary design. Thinner than a house key.
Stream high quality Apple Music D I G I T A L L Y through our new Beats headphones. Sound that's so clean that you'll think it's live.
>where were you when samshit was BTFO?
>it's over. droids don't have Lightning headphone connectivity! it's 2016 people!
>the sound is just unbelievable. apple innovates again and again.
>first the green text bubbles and now this! android DOESN'T! amirite! they can't do digital output through their little USB jack! LOL!
64GB: $999
128GB: $1299
200GB Plus Limited Rose Gold: $1599
Beats by Dre(tm) sold separately. 3.5mm to Lightning adapter sold separately. May be required for obsolete headphones.
>>51630899
>hating a brand so much you spend your valuable time writing down this dumb shit
>>51630415
Aha. Pass.
Hell I use bluetooth earbuds most of the time because i listen to music at the gym. I still would not buy a phone without one.
>>51630157
Its thin enough as is
>>51630117
Wait, so we can make the phone thinner, encourage the use of the Lightning Port AND Jew customers out of more money by ensuring they have to purchase "Apple-certified lightning headphone adapter"? Genius!
>>51630892
>thickness problem
3.5mm jacks are the only thing saving us from retardedly thin phones with a 2 hour battery life.
>>51631200
>naughty dubs of truth
i want a phone i have to recharge weekly, as in on sundays.
>>51631200
Yea yea I know, thin phones are dumb. But wouldn't it be better to replace the 3.5mm jack with a 2.5mm jack instead of using the lighting port?
>>51631224
You'd need a 17500mah battery
>>51631243
i've got big pockets.
>>51631228
2.5mm jacks are less common than lightning ports, and using the lightning port has more advantages than a 2.5mm jack (like the whole digital audio thing). Why replace a widely used standard with one that hardly anybody uses if it's inferior to the lightning port?
Kek apple fags.
>>51631228
And when everyone is wearing AR goggles, 2-dimensional phones will actually be a thing. Can't get thinner than that.
>>51630282
>what is bluetooth
I could see those idiots saying "the future is wireless, the future is now" and removing it
>>51631262
cargo pants, eh?
>>51630282
>Apple waiting for a standard.
The company that consistently uses non standard ports.
>FireWire as opposed to USB
>apple fat connector vs USB or mini versions
>lightning vs micro USB or 3.1
Yeah nah.
But I can see them going all Bluetooth in the interim.
>>51631311
And yes I realize FireWire isn't an apple made port, just pointing out it didn't have the same ubiquity as USB when they were using it. They like to be special snowflakes.
>>51630117
how much thinner do we need to make phones? are we trying to make phones as thin as paper?
The real question is at what point will consumers realize that thinness comes at the cost of battery life and performance and stop buying these phones? At the current rate, by 2020 we will have paper thin phones with 30 minute battery lives that can't multitask because they have 256k of ram.
>>51630196
I'm not a sub human that lives in a city so I don't need to ride a bus or a train or a subway
![bKbWxQy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/px4XPaK.jpg "bKbWxQy[1].jpg")
(guess where the new headphone socket is gonna be)
>>51631409
oh, so you live in the middle of nowhere. I'm so sorry for your current situation.
>>51631431
Why? I have the freedom of a vehicle and I don't live crammed in like a bunch of cockroaches swarmed together
>>51631448
>vehicle
>free
>being a slave to jew insurance companies
>being forced to regularly pay for gas for jew gas companies
good goy, make sure you buy the yearly newest car too.
>>51631466
I bet you eat food you hypocrite.
Don't forget to buy the newest food! Good goy, pay for those vegetables and meat. 'Pasta isn't free' (Can you believe the goys really believe this?)
>>51631494
You need food to survive. Believe it or not, a car is not a need. You can survive without a car.
>>51631494
this.
>not growing your own food
>exchanging different crops because you want to eat something else
good goy
>>51631466
>he travels the subway for free
>he happily spends money to be shoved into a can next to 50 other sweaty niggers.
>>51631522
at least I'm not supporting the jews by buying a car and paying for gas
>>51630230
>I can carry both a wallet and phone without being murdered
Fixed for you, fuccboi
>new iPhone
>no head phone jack
>blue tooth all day
>The all new AirPhones, totally revolutionary new shit that's never been done before
>sold separately
>only 199.99
>just a shitty blue tooth 2.0 head set you could have bought for 49.99 on amazon
>applefags eat it up
I really hate living on this world sometimes.
So this means the DAC is going to have to be integrated into the headphones right?
Good work Apple, now every pair of headphones you plug into an iPhone will sound like trash
>>51631568
don't worry goy, just buy new and improved apple headphones and that will fix your problem.
>>51630415
>>51630117
If they want thinner phone why dont they use 2.5 mm jack?
>>51630117
camera needs more space than audio jack, so this is pretty bullshit click bait
>>51630117
So we're back into the times of the retarded Nokia 5300 and its retarded 2,5mm jack? Jesus christ, this is so fucking stupid.
>>51630196
kill yourself. only a subhuman faggot takes the bus. buy a car you loser nigger. I am superior than you because I don't take the bus.
Its just a marketing ploy to sell more stupid add-on shit.
Apple are fuckin genius. People are gonna eat this shit up like hotcakes.
>>51631346
>are we trying to make phones as thin as paper?
Actually yes.
>phone is 5.5 inches
>won't fit in pocket
>no problem, just fold it into a nice little piece of paper that would fit anywhere
And then people will start reporting losing their phones because they thrw them into a bin thinking it was some whatever piece of paper junk
I thought /g/ called this the day Apple bought Beats.
Now that one smug guy will have an excuse to spend more money.
>>51631635
he died
>>51631224
Here you go bud.
>>51631512
Grow your own faggot. You probably didn't even build your own house either. Hell you bought a computer or phone and are supporting the Jewish agenda by doing so. Fucking retard. Keep sucking that Jewish cock.
>>51631711
>implying I don't grow my own food
>implying I didn't build my own house
>implying I didn't build my own computer
stay delusional. the car companies can use more of your money.
>>51631243
Or something without a massive screen and unnecessarily powerful hardware that is also connected to the internet 24/7
>>51631723
Yeah but did you manufacture your own CPU, graphics card, mobo etc?
>supporting Jewvidia and Jewtel
>>51631683
I still say that was the best phone type of all time. Durable, buttons, easy to use.
>>51630192
>its not about the phone but about you and i
>You and i, connecting with everyone
>this is the evolution of iPhone
>about you and "i"
it actually fucking works!
Screencap this for "4"
next time put "daily reminder" like you usually do so it filters your post, thanks
That's not the future, that's literally now. So what? Have we become a culture that's so obsessed with lazy shortcuts that we need a 2mm phone
Next they're going to get rid of the Lightning port and make you do everything wirelessly.
>>51631812
>the 4chan pro
>>51630209
I kek'd at that image.
>>51631512
>a car is not a need
kek
Sure, the ability to haul almost a 1000kg of stuff over miles and miles in a couple minutes isn't needed when you need to go from A to B with dozens of kg of stuff and the distance is a dozen miles.
tfw I'm still using my 13 mm thick, <4 inch screen, 420 mb internal memory Xperia Neo V
>>51630232
>reality strives to be pulp sci-fi movies
No wonder modern technology's ergonomics are platinum grade horseshit
>>51630762
Blackberry user?
>>51630785
I want physical buttons back
>>51631541
>not just making your own gas
git gud
>>51630209
Truth. Fuck the RFID chip idea that was pushed as an idea for a little while, people are willingly allowing trackers to be implanted into their life and pay willingly for it.
>>51631522
I live in NYC and seriously I hate it because it's true. I lived in rural NY before, and enjoyed life more. Still have my car though
>>51632326
it doesn't matter where you take the bus or subway, the fact you take public transportation makes you inferior to me. I will always look down upon you for taking public transportation, remember that.
>>51630157
Most consumers don't. Most want more battery life. No idea what Apple are doing to be honest.
I guess it looks good on paper.
>>51631262
But when they're already filled with spaghetti, that won't help.
>>51632343
Can't think of a single city worth living in where commuting by car is actually an option. Was offered one with work and I just laughed and said I'd rather just have a pay rise.
In the end we came to an agreement where I start at 10:30 and leave later to avoid rush hour tubes. It's great, much better than sitting in still traffic.
Why 2,5mm is not popular?
>>51632343
Not sure if you read my post, I was agreeing with you. Fuck public transportation, it's garbage. On a separate note, I don't give a fuck how you look upon me.
>>51632427
>Living in a place where you pay more for less space
>Not seeing the point in equity
Really?
>Pay rise? Cost of living in a city is higher than living elsewhere.
>>51630196
>your bus ticket discharges in an hour
sounds fun
>>51630196
Except that it has a 5 minute battery life
Dammit, I just want SD card slots to come back.
>>51630117
>if you have pricey headphones, you will most likely be able to buy an adapter.
>buy an adapter
>adapter
>Apple
>Adapter
>Apple
>Adapter
Well... I don't know what to say. If anyone didn't expect Apple to get worse and worse he must be one dense moron.
Instead of adding battery life they'l make their useless ebola-tier devices just thinner by .5mm, call it "innovation3.0" and throw it out on the market. Everyone who followed Apple for the last 5 years knows where this is going.
>>51632457
it's not that public transportation is garbage, it's that poor people use it. I would never be caught dead using something a poor person uses.
>>51631606
>Im superior because I have no Idea how the word works.
I prefer harming the planet less than more, even if that makes me "cool and edgy", you fucking uneducated faggot.
>>51632343
>used to take the sub to go to uni
>said fuck that shit, I'm going to walk
>30 minute walk to uni, 30 minute walk back home
>not only do I save money, I lost 7 kg last year just by walking every day
>>51632033
>implying what happens to you, happens to everyone else.
I bet you buy Apple products you narcissistic faggot.
>>51632386
Apple could release a literal dog turd framed in a shiny white case and people would pay for it. Apple is a religion now.
>>51631606
Enjoy paying for insurance, you car loan, parking fees, petroleum, cleaning and maintenance, and other miscellaneous costs
>>51630117
>yahoo
>reliable source
please choose one and only one
>>51630117
I just would not buy a phone without a 3.5mm.
I don't want to have to buy headphones with a DAC and bluetooth compatibility built in. That raises the price of the headphones and more often than not pushes me to very mass market focused products that just aren't as good.
>>51631431
Sorry, but living in a busy city is shit-tier.
It's literally where all the poor people are stashed for ease and the millionaires and elites live outside the cities in the glorious and spacious countryside.
You are literally sub-human scum. Congrats.
>>51630248
>it just gets slightly fatter very year like the american population
pottery
>>51632672
I actually find it funny, in my apartment building, there are two white couples, myself, and one other, the rest are spics and coons
>lagdroids bitching about innovation leaving them behind. Again.
>>51630192
https://youtu.be/rZvMlzVxQJE
Now that they own the most popular headphone brand they can get away with it. All they need to do is sell cordless Beats and they're golden.
>>51632716
>removing features = innovation
macfags everyone
This is the first Apple product I bought, and I got a leather case for it specifically because it was too fucking thin.
>>51631522
>he bails hay, listens to country, and has horse shit on his boots
topkek. Enjoy your 30k/yr salary
>mfw people are calling this "innovative."
When do I get 4D phones?
>>51630346
This man has the right idea.
Reminder that Jobs was a Syrian Jew.
>>51631419
>in b4 under the screen.
>literally lift the screen to plug things in
>>51632563
But why when you can spend $100 more to upgrade a whole whopping 16gb?
>>51631243
My aged Galaxy S2 lasts 6 days on standby.
>the camera is still going to stick out 2~3mm
>>51630924
>Getting so mad you made a reply
no sd card slot + no jack port? people who buy apple sure are stupid.
>next iphone won't have a lightning connector and the battery can't be recharged
>phone needs to be disposed at an Apple Store and replaced by another one that's charged
>"wow it's really cool, I love going to the Apple Store anyway! plus I'm saving on electricity bills!!"
>"also all your data is synced on the cloud so it's ok!"
>>51630117
Tbh I haven't plugged anything into my LG's 3.5 mm port since I've adapted to BT audio. (my car, my earbuds, my headphones)
There was a time when the audio transfer was absolute shite. But nowadays that's not as big of a problem you faggets.
Seriously though unless you're doing audio production or you need no lag in your gaymes, why the fuck do you care so much?
>>51633546
but android's audio and bluetooth stack are both complete shit compared to ios'
>>51633585
>iOS bluetooth stack
>anything but utter shit
>>51633096
more of this?
>>51633546
I don't like charging my headphones and paying more money for the sake of losing wires.
Also
>earbuds
>>51633546
>why the fuck do you care so much?
I care about not having to charge my headphones, worrying about losing signal when listening to music, and not wasting extra battery life on fucking Bluetooth.
>>51633537
They can probably go with the:
>No ports of any kind, so revolutionary
If they add wireless charging (wireless charger sold separately)
And people will love them, it will break sales records
>>51633608
fucking this right here
>>51630135
>Beats
apple is going to force people to use thunderbolt headphones, beats will be the first brand to jump on it, if they haven't already.
>>51630157
Normalfags don't understand anything that can't be expressed as a single textless picture.
>>51633611
>>51633613
Fair game I see your point, you guys have your priorities.
Though in my past year I have never lost a signal from my BT headsets, (Yes even my cheapo $8.00 Vivitar bt earphones) whether in calls or listening to music.
>earbuds
Didn't know they were explicitly called earphones. 'earbuds' just werks.
Admittedly yes I'm aware that the batteries will go bad at some point, but that's just as much lifespan as the wired headphones you use.
You think they will make a 'classic' version or have S series still have headphone jack?
Looks like I'm going back from weak-as-hell iPiss to street-shitting Android next year, if this ludicrous rumor comes true. I absolutely can't stand these phones and their numerous security problems. It's like the fucking dark ages with Win9x all over again, but 20 years in the future. People think they need "ANTI-VIRUS" on their fucking ARM slabs! First are pay-phones, and the next to go will be public toilets. People are going to start carrying around little personal toilets.
>>51630157
It's fat shaming!
>>51633776
That doesn't explain why they became obsessed with "GEEKY!" image macros a few years ago. >KEEP CALM AND NARWHAL BACON XDDDD
>>51630157
>
becuase their are very little other ways left to mske s new phone seem better
batteries havnt gotten muchbetter for a while
phones are already more powerful then they need to be for the vast majority of use cases
memory could be improved but 128 gb really already is plenty for your podcasts and music
itd kinda like if spacetravel didnt work out and our soultion would be to move underground since where the fuck else is their toexplore
>>51633096
>jane marie
Here we go again boner
I for one already own a pair of bluetooth iems, they do great by me. makes much easier to tuck the phone in and jog without giving a fuck about the connection between them.
wireless is so mostly convenient, i'm not sure if I care.
>>51631596
>why don't they use a weird ass plug no one has existing headphones for
That's what they're doing though, just a different format
>>51633849
You forgot >>>>/gif/
Newfriend :^)
>>51632343
Fuck man. How will I live with out the approval of strangers.
>>51630117
finally, jesus christ, hopefully they get their heads out of their assholes and make it wireless charging only and waterproof. but knowing apple it would be some proprietary bullshit
BLUETOOTH HIFI QUALITY
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>>51634213
6S is already waterproof, but they don't advertise it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2y3lPWSCg
>>51634339
smart, now when it gets damaged from water finally getting in idiots wont claim false advertising
>>51633660
Already happened with the apple watch
>>51630117
Beats will be apple iphone only
>technology board
>hates technology getting slimmer and lighter
Lol what?
Get the fuck out of the 90s.
>>51634459
I knew you would be sucking their dick.
>>51630196
It might. But would it cease to be great if it was 3mm thicker?
>>51630256
it's more a vision for aesthetically pleasing profits
>>51631606
A fine example of the American hivemind, they've been told that public transportation is something to be ashamed of.
>>51632673
They're just following the samshit trend of FUCKHUEG flagships. The same shit the rest of the industry is busy chasing.
They can't figure out how to make smaller, lighter devices with all the features and essentially laptop level hardware inside them while having decent battery life, so they just make them fucking enormous.
>>51630117
Jesus Christ you fucks were just memeing how did this happen?
>>51630196
>imagine a world where everything you have is in a potato chip
Sounds fucking horrible, that would be so easy to break
Screen cap this
>iPhone will release Bluetooth jack bus and would sold it around $99 or more.
>>51630762
>purchasing Starbucks coffee
>mfw adapters on your phone to plug 3.5 mm in
>mfw adapters on your phone to charge and listen to music at the same time since only one port
>mfw FUCKING ADAPTERS ON YOUR PHONE
>>51632448
Snap too easily, that's why 1/4 is still used in some audio products, they are sturdy as fuck.
>>51635231
That's technically how it worked in some old Sony Ericsson phones.
It was still surprisingly popular.
>>51632600
You took public transit for a 30 minute walk? What is that a 1.5 mile walk (or 2.4 km)? How could you be so lazy
>>51630256
What are these 20 adapters you speak of?
![sku_23539_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/459XYAL.jpg "sku_23539_1[1].jpg")
>>51635721
Thanks for reminding me of this abomination. Worst connector design of all time. That's the Sony proprietary way.
>>51634459
>technology board
>hates technology becoming shitty
sounds about right
>>51630117
desu, headphones on the center are better.
There are plenty of bluetooth 4.0 headphones anyways, and apple people still will buy headpgones that connect through the charging port
Really? What the fuck? My old PoS flip phone required an adapter like this for headphones.
We're literally going backwards in time.
>>51631228
>the only thing the new iphone is going to have is a lightning port
i'm calling it now guys
the adapters are real
>>51636505
Phones are slowly being squished into pancakes. Really big, and really thin.
>>51633546
Because my goddamn $90 Klipsch earphones have a 3.5 mm jack, and I listen to podcasts and music while I work.
somehow apple convince applefags that what they sell is what they want. You'll see them faggits acting all cool saying their phones not having jack port is actually a feature, LOL
>No SD Card
>No Removable battery
>No Headphone jack
>Screen breaks from a 3 cm drop
>Irreversibly bends from being in your pockets
Why do people buy apple products again?
>>51637105
>muh brand recognition
>muh peer pressure
>muh blue bubbles
>>51633773
And then some chinko company is going to make an adapter for cheaper, and thus apple shills will count it as a win in their book.
>>51630157
I care about it about this much
>>51637105
Because it
good
and nice
feel
good
>>51636663
im fine with that on a phone
but not the 1min battery life, the 10" screen, nor the imploding from a 10cm fall.
>>51637182
>giving 6 fucks
>>51637105
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
>false
>only if you're fat and stupid enough to sit on your phone with it in your back pocket, which is true of all phones
Buttmad android fuccboi detected.
>>51637238
>It's irrelevant because I want it to be
>>51637238
>>irrelevant
>>irrelevant
>>irrelevant
Because you say so?
>>51631419
this still makes me laugh out loud
>>51637253
>>51637285
Buy the bigger storage option. You fuckers will upgrade before the battery becomes an issue anyways, but of course you're too poor for either of these options, which is why you're so rustled about the clearly best option, the iPhone.
>>51637356
There's no 2 TB Storage option
>>51630248
>tfw still have my iphone 4
you have lasted me long and served me well, ol' buddy.
>>51637369
So you have an Android phone with 16 microSDXC slots and enough money for that many 128GB cards but not a superior iPhone?
>>51637408
if it were superior itd have the option of microsd cards
>>51637462
>iPhone dominates smartphone market share, beats any and all benchmarks and battery life metrics when compared to other jack of all trade Android phones
>Only ever bested by niche picks like Samkek Galaxy Nope, and only ever in one metric at a time
>"muh sd cards"
You dont need much storage for your cartoon porn.
>>51637540
Unfortunately you need to do some work to get Android to have iPhone battery life, but it is possible (You don't need to root, either)
>>51637356
>pay exorbitant prices for more storage
>use the cloud
>buy a new phone when the battery life decreases
>one day battery life is fine
Applefags. Never truly owning their phone, constantly paying it off.
>>51637540
>beats any and all ... battery life metrics when compared to other jack of all trade Android phones
Except that isn't the case at all. Many flagship Android phones beat the iPhone in battery metrics.
Even some pushing double the number of pixels.
>>51637540
>iPhone dominates smartphone market share
It dominates the IOS market share. Which is around 10% of the worldwide smartphone market share, while Android's is over 80%.
In other words, it dominates shit.
> and all benchmarks and battery life metrics
Lel, what? Here's just the battery life metrics:
http://www.gsmarena.com/battery-test.php3
Benchmarks are probably worse than that.
>>51630196
>lose one thing
>lose keys, lose wallet, lose bus ticket
No fucking thanks m80
>>51630346
Oh look, the 90s are back.
>>51630157
steve jobs was getting too thin from pancreas panic so he made everything else thin
>>51631794
Screencapped, bro.
We will be there when it would happen.
most people on /g/ don't know how to buy their own clothes, let alone wear fitted clothing
of course we don't care about thinness
>>51631541
> paying for gas
I bet you use candles.
>>51637651
It dominates profit margins
>>51637789
That actually hurts you as a customer and should be counted as a negative, no?
You might want to be a shareholder of Apple's (and an Android phone user) to strictly maximize your value / profits here...
>>51637577
Had iphone 5, battery sucks compared to ma s5 I have now.
>>51637710
>implying 4Chan will survive the Hillary presidentship and won't be on a list of banned websites.
>>51637789
And is sent to overseas banks to avoid taxes. Good goy, support shilling on a massive level.
I still have a Zune. Works well after 5 years
>>51637835
That's because the s5 has a fuckhuge battery. Tablet sized. Use greenify, leandroid and debloater (the PC program, not the app).
>>51637854
>>51637818
I never said It was a good thing, I don't even own an ios device.
>>51637699
kek
>>51633546
I'm a deaf moron that can't hear the difference between flac and mp3 and I can hear the difference with BT audio.
>>51631262
INTRODUCING THE IPHONE 4U
>>51631723
You don't grow your own food faggot. You take the subway like a beta.
>>51639122
wait, people actually take the subway? poor people sure are funny.
>>51632600
Buy a car already you beta faggot.
>tfw my car is worth more than the lives of half of the posters here
>>51639259
what did you expect? poor people are a parasite, they don't deserve to live compared to rich people like you or me.
>>51639259
d-don't bully
>>51639259
>tfw working on a oil field in Qatar
>tfw I could buy me a train if I wanted to
You guys should get a job.
>>51639259
Your life isn't even worth a pile of shit.
>>51639368
>>51639549
go away poor people. the subway is waiting for you.
No charging while listening to music?
>>51639571
>my dollarus make my life worth more than another person's
Hitler was right. Get in the oven Jew.
>mfw that 3.5mm jack spammer was right
>>51639690
kek, I know I'm better than you because I'm not a parasite. Think about that when picking up your welfare check.
>>51639717
>welfare
Implying. I'm of the working class.
>>51630157
we don't
marketers do
>>51637839
>implying we wont be able to go to the ip if that dose happen
>>51639714
Of course he was right, but there's no reason phones should be so thin in the first place.
>>51631419
It's gonna require a lighting adapter.
>>51637839
what makes you think Hilary will win?
>>51640189
too many minorities in this country now
i dont think republicans will win any more presidential elections ever again. the political future of america is like europe, you'll get left and far left to vote for
>>51630157
Lower shipping and manufacturing costs by reducing volume and weight of phone. Sure a couple millimeters or grams cut doesn't mean a lot on its own, but these phones are produced by the millions.
>Also could mean more likely to break, thus increasing potential profits through repair costs
>>51630196
My phone is already 4-5 millimeters thick, 2 1-2 more isn't worth losing my headphones over.
furthermore as a single item, that is a single point of failure and i would prefer to keep my separate wallet, keys and phone. if I lose any one of those items - or even two, I can continue with ease - whereas if I lose your single item, i'm boned.
>>51639405
>being rich
>posting on 4chan
Pick one.
>>51630117
W-W-WHY?!
Sub 3mm phone, still needs a 10mm case to keep it from folding up like cheap origami
>>51630117
Why do we care? It's 2015
>>51630117
I wasn't going to buy one in the first place. Fucking atnt replaced my busted s5 with an s6 edge and I fucking hate it. It feels like an iPhone. Can't even take the battery out, never thought I would consider a removable battery as a feature.
>>51640679
Speak for yourself faggot, to me it's the year 10255
>>51632600
time=money dumdum
>>51640094
In the dark future only outlaws, criminals, hackers and rebels visit 4Chins.
>phones that bend like a sheet of paper are considered the ideal
epic
>>51642282
in that future we shall have our own web and plebs will barely know of it.
>still use shitty standards used now
>>51637105
Because humans are social animals who have a deep seated need to show off their status to others, and apple as an expensive and well known brand fills that need well.
>>51631558
sorry for having taste
>>51630196
>sit down
>break phone, wallet, bus ticket, and keys
Yeah, sure.
>>51631262
For you
Good. Its a legacy port, Id rather use bt headphones all the time or lightning compatible headphones which can give top tier sound quality.
>>51630157
We don't. It's just a dick measuring contest in the manufacturing industry.
If Apple makes a thin phone, fucking competitors feel the need to make their own phones thinner as if iPhone users would ever touch an Android phone if they were a tiny bit thinner.
