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CLOCK BOY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiRCPAwQUA
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>>51514047
wow, clock boy bombed. I was hoping he would be a blast.
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>>51514047
>People 5 years younger than me are successful while i sit in a basement moping about.

This is life with no aspirations.
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>>51514353
>45 years later
>retired
>still saying the exact same thing
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>>51514353
With fame comes responsibility. Why bother?
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>>51514403
But only a extreme minority knows this kid and he'll be forgotten in a month.
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wew
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>>51514047
From the interview this kid comes off as really down to earth.
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Every time I see his face I want to punch it.
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>>51515610
Which one?
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>>51514047
Wonder how long he'll last until he commits suicide.
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>>51514482
"dear ahmed,

sorry. you're not getting 15 million dollars from anybody. you weren't even molested, you entitled little fucker"
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>>51515644
i assume he means ahmed. the asian one hasn't been on the news enough for "every time" to make sense, and besides that he honestly looks pretty decent (if you're into korean boy band kind of faces).

growing up i knew some really pizza-faced asian dudes. i imagine a 15 or 17-year-old kid as in that video must be putting in a lot of effort to keep his face pretty clear like that. gotta respect a guy who takes care of himself.
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>>51515760
He also pulls off that hairdo well but maybe it's just because he's more attractive than normal.
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>>51514047

He looks like Markiplier.
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>>51514047
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>>51515805
Oh no you're right, it's definitely that he's attractive and not fat or anything like that. Just imagine a chubby-faced asian kid with that hairdo thing. You'd probably think he was trying to impersonate Kim Il Sung or something.
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>>51514482
>>51515743

Doesn't he live in Qatar or some arab shithole now? He can't demand shit. Based Irving, TX will tell him to suck their collective Texan dicks.
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>>51516248
a person doesn't forfeit their right to sue if they move away from the city that wronged them.

I'm not saying he has any case whatsoever, but it wasn't (or wouldn't have been) diminished by him moving to Qatar. If anything, he can now make the argument that he couldn't even stay in the US because the coverage has made him a pariah to like half of the country.

Still, this is a bullshit case and he should be grateful for a written apology.
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>>51516280
Point taken, however let's consider all the factors, in no particular order.

>current political climate
>clock boy meme
>election year approaching
>clock boy moves to Middle East
>Paris attacks
>international clock boy now
>demands $15 million
>North Texas suburb

Even the most liberal cities & states can barely convict cops who shoot black teens, even when they were in the wrong. This Arab kid will not get an apology or a red cent from the city of Irving. We're talking Texas here. The little fucker is brown and he wasn't even "roughed up". Plus, Obama coming out in his favor pretty much turned every conservative politician & judge in Texas against him.
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>>51516345
>even when they were in the wrong.

So never?
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>>51514353
>successful
calm down m8
he works for NASA lmao
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>>51514047
Basically a model for parenting.

The Asians know what they are doing with education philosophy. At least better than the west.
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Clock boy is making millions without even working. He is living the dream while this other kid is child labour at sweatshop NASA getting his soul sucked away.
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>essentially
>essentially
>essentially
>essentially
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>>51514047
Um--coincident...
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>>51514047
you know if he kills himself, he will just be a martyr right?
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Watch cultofdustys video on this on youtube. Fuckers family has a history of doing this shit
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>>51514047
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiRCPAwQUA
Wtf is with these interviewers?
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>>51514127
>>How Punny
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>>51515743
>>you weren't even molested, you entitled little fucker

Topkek
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>>51518340
>>F A I L U R E
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>>51516248
Send him a $15 million dollar missile at his house instead.
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>>51514047
>>51514047

He seems like a humble kid. More power to him

>Can fly planes
>Not allowed to drive car by himself
>automatic cars are serious business, YO!

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
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>>51518541
>humble
>i solder cpus
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>>51514482
15M US Dollaryloos? Is he retarded or something
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>>51514047
but does this guy even dream in code???
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>>51518584

You can actually do that you dumb motherfucker.

Not every electronic component resides in your Alienware Area 51 Xtreme CrossSLI Mountain Dew Limited Edition Gaming Hypethreaded Desktop PC.

Bet you think LEDs have transistors in them.
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>>51518598
No he's definitely not retarded
He played the game as long as he could, took his winnings and fame, and now he's cashing out
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>be super genius at 15
>still speaks just like any other retarded teenager
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>>51514047
Kind of glad he moved to Qatar.

I hope he gets brainwashed by some radical cleric, joins ISIS, and becomes a suicide bomber so we can rule out any chance that he will ever get into any kind of real electrical engineering. Dumbasses like him are an absolute cancer on the workforce assuming they are even lucky enough to make it that far. Better dead than me having to fix all your shit because you're too incompetent to do your damn job right.
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>>51518598
By asking for 15 mil he might get away with 5 mil.
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>>51518672
>still speaks just like any other retarded teenager

Hardly
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>>51518728
Actually yes.
He's not very eloquent, still uses trite quotes and the word 'like' almost every sentence.
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>>51514047
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Why are geniuses always so autist-like
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>>51518650
>Not every electronic component resides in your Alienware Area 51 Xtreme CrossSLI Mountain Dew Limited Edition Gaming Hypethreaded Desktop PC.
But does Ahmed know that?
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Clock boy was always on suicide watch. He's not white
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>>51514482
>>51514047
>clock boy moves to Qatar
>Qatar funds ISIS
>mfw literally funding terrorism if he wins the $15million
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>>51518650
I bet you don't even know what's inside an LED
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>>51519006
Silicon?
Isn't it just a reverse solar panel?
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>>51514047
This is probably the first child 'prodigy' that I've liked. He seems bro-tier.
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>>51514047
Wish I was gifted like that guy .

Instead I am too stupid to learn programming.
Now, I am a neet
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>>51514047
fuck that ahmed kid, can't believe people fell for the ruse.
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>>51514047
Damn those tv hosts are cringeworthy. I can see the kid thinking "stupid white trash cow"
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>>51514482
I mean. He was pinned as a terrorist or whatever. So, the first thing he does is start making demands. Like a terrorist. Bravo.
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>>51515760
I really hope he was making a doubles entendre regarding clock faces.
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Le Asians are any better than mudslide meme.

Fuck off kike
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>>51519006
>>51519085
Gallium arsenide phosphide (GaAsP) and gallium phosphide (GaP) semiconductors?
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>>51514482
I'm not joking dude, they should kill him. He makes other black people look bad.
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>>51518750
I bet you are legit autistic
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>>51518697
>lil' Ahmed joins ISIS
>fast forward 15 years
>at some point Obama got re-elected
>the US army has no budget due to all of it going to welfare checks for blacks, spics and women (90% of the population)
>all-out muslim attack on the white house
>Ahmed finds Obama
>"I made another clock Mr President :)"
>boom.wav

It's poetry.
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N A S A CLOCKBOY BTFO
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>>51516345
On the other hand this is murrica where they invented suing people when their McDonald's hot apple pie is too hot.
Clock boy wins.
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>>51520091
is his neck photoshoped or what ?
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>>51514047
AY AY MY BOY POL POT GOT CLOCK BOY FUCKED UP
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>>51514047
>ON SUICIDE WATCH
Damn. They start pretty young.
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>>51520091
God damn, my fists start itching every time I see that face.
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>>51514047
Wow, this guy is actually intelligent and productive

For once I feel legitimately jealous of his achievements, rather than the anger I feel when the news makes a spectacle out of a 10-year-old who can make an LED blink on an Arduino or something
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>>51521141
>achievements
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>>51514047

>a fucking undergrad
>thinking that's hard under any circumstance

If he got a PhD it would be impressive
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>>51521248
he is working on an MS and I am 23 years old and still getting my BS at a second-tier public school. I'd say that he has achieved more than me.
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>>51514047
>intern
in2 da trash
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>>51519085
>silicon as LED
The semiconductor industry fucking wishes
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>>51521267
11 years old
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>>51516982
I can say THIS enough.

NASA is a joke
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I just had one of those little deer poops where the turds come out in little balls fyi
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Guess they should start calling him kekboy

c u c k b o y
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