www.tweaktown.com/news/48374/apple-boss-microsoft-tries-hard-surface-book/
AHAHAHAHAAAAA APPLE BUTTBLASTED.
>>51315727
SUICIDE WATCH
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>>51316793
He's not the first or last to tell his employees that.
In the meantime Apple goes from success to success.
>>51315727
Tim Cook: "Help! I literally can't stop eating shit with my hands!"
>>51317031
Doesnt Stallman eat shit from his foot?
>>51317031
>I try too hard to eat shit from my hands
>>51317056
Foot fungus is a completely free and open source meal with no malignant additives
>>51317056
oh god no dont remind me
Apple know its a superior product and they are jealous and frightened of actual innovation.
>>51319143
Don't you have a designated shitting street to be at pradeep?
>>51319171
Why? Are you hungry?
>>51315727
>>51319178
#REKT
>>51319178
10/10
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>>51319178
What a daring synthesis.
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>>51319178
FUG
>>51319178
APPLEFAG BTFO
>>51319178
right up there with "died" desu senpai
>>51319178
How will you sleep tonight after suffering such a traumatic burn?
>>51319178
oh shit nigga
>>51319178
Hold me /g/, it's getting dark
>>51319178
this thread is over
>>51319143
What innovation?
>>51317013
It wasn't a Bill Gates quote shill, it's from Tesla, and it's the first one to say it, and it really shows with the iPad Pro
>>51320043
They used an x86 processor instead of a toy ARM processor. I'd call that pretty innovative. Microshaft knew that an ARM chip would use less power but they were intelligent enough to use an x86 processor due to the fact that it can emulate arm in a virtual machine and it can use very useful x86 programs like adobe illustrator.
Apple didn't, instead they shot themselves in the foot by using an arm processor on a $1,500 tablet. I own an iphone 6 and I think the ipad pro is a huge fucking joke.
>>51319178
That wasn't even funny.
>>51320106
Will you be dining with both hands today sir?
>>51320106
butthurt apple¢uck detected
>>51320099
Name one thing apple has invented.
>>51319178
desu/desu
>>51320133
died
>>51319178
DESTROYED
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>>51320074
Its because apple are starting their car project and what better way than stealing more successful companies (in the area) engineers?
>all these mad poorfags in this thread
>>51320150
>>all these poor shit eaters in this thread
What does /g/ think of the surface book? Anyone used one? I want to replace my laptop this year and was going to wait for a skylake macbook, but I'm considering Surface book instead now rather that waiting.
>>51319178
I enjoyed this.
>>51320147
lol
I was gone for a few weeks whats the origin of the eating shit may may
>>51320301
Forced meme that just managed to become amusing this thread.
>>51320133
A consumer-cult culture on the scale of which has never been seen before.
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>>51320147
By not taking their rejects.
>>51315727
>Apple boss says Microsoft 'tries too hard' with Surface Book
But what he actually said was
>It's trying to be a tablet and a notebook and it really succeeds at being neither. It's sort of diluted.
I hate journalism.
>>51320477
>I hate journalism.
The art is dead. Looong dead. Anyone that takes any journalism seriously now is retarded.
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>>51320531
What pisses me off the most is that they even fucking quote "tries too hard" as if he said it verbatim. It's an offense against the English language.
>>51320573
Yeah but journalists probably didn't study the English language so it's not like anyone can blame them for these types of mistakes.
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>>51320218
The God of fags is spot on. It's pretty useless as a tablet with that battery life, so you're stuck with a overpriced laptop that can't even close because of the dumb hinge.
It's probably still the best Windows device but unless somebody is in love with Botnet 10 or forced to use it for work, there is no reason to pick it over MBP even now. Once Skylake is out, the difference will be truly insurmountable.
Though the biggest mistake MS made was the Surface line, it would absolutely dominate the market if they priced it competitively. It's a fucking tablet with keyboard, sell the whole package for 600-700 and swim in cash but no they had to be greedy.
>>51319178
he was just a boy
>>51320074
Are all the modern designers at apple retarded? They really did need Steve Jobs to actually slap them around and over work their collective dumb asses.
>>51315727
>TRIES TO HARD
AHAHAHAHSHSSHSHSHSHSHSH
>>51320777
To be fair, charging the pen is tricky. If they put it inside the tablet, it would either make it bulkier or kill space that could be used for the battery. If they added a longer cable for charging, it would look ass.
>>51319178
Holly shit
You are legally able to end my life
>>51319171
fucking savage
>>51316793
What's going on in the left image?
>>51319178
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>>51320839
Apple invented fucking magsafe, just add a magsafe connector on the side of the tablet and the side of the pen. Done, and now it holds the pen in place too.
Jesus christ it's not that hard.
>>51320839
Magnetic connector on the side of the iPad. Except they were trying so hard to look like they didn't copy Microsoft so they went with the pencildick.
>>51319178
#SHREKT
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WHITE TRASH: 0
>>51321027
>and the side of the pen
Would be quite shitty to hold it then, though.
>>51321068
Are you retarded? The pen isn't one inch long, just fucking put it somewhere away from the grip.
>>51319178
I wanna buy iPad Pro but worried about optimization with apps etc. Wouldn't they just be stretched on a bigger screen? also annoying they didn't add 3D Touch.
>>51321102
Enjoy eating shit out of your own two hands
>>51321121
but but I have never owned an Apple product before ;_;
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>>51321097
Hello /b/tards, it seems like you're taking your shitty /b/-tier reaction images and polluting /g/ with it. This is probably because you don't know any better, so let me educate you.
These pics are not funny and add nothing of value to the discussion. No one cares that you're laughing and no one cares about your (creepy) photo collection of random and unintelligent pictures.
My suggestion is that you spend the next three months lurking /g/ and from there you will be able to pick /g approved reaction images that actually pertain to this board.
Thank you and have a nice 3 months.
- /g/
>>51321139
>implying your speak for /g/
>>51321139
>eats shit from his hands
>tells others to go back to /b/
>>51321154
I sure do.
And we're tired of you retarded /b/ fucks destroying this board.
>>51321174
Hi Patel, I do not use any Apple products nor did I link any of your shit eating pics, as i realize it's part of your culture.
I hope you are not offended.
>>51321139
butt devastated ipad pro shill detected
>>51315727
>t-try hards!
Tim Cook confirmed for LOLbabby
>>51321182
>damage control intensifies
>>51320477
Yet the iPad pro is even worse. It's a tablet that pretends it does half of what the surface does.
>>51321138
Then just get a macbook air then, that's what I have.
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>>51321201
Hmm, seems like you /b/tards aren't getting the message.
This isn't about apple or microsoft or Linux or Gnu, this is about your boring and unfunny /b/tier reaction images shitting up this board. Now I realize people from /b/ are usually underage and have a hard time comprehending posts over three words, but I hope that some how you'll understand that I don't care about apple and that you are trash
thank you
- /g/
>>51321217
>just eat shit from your hands, that's what i do
>>51321216
this
Why do people keep saying the iPhone 13"'s name wrong?
>>51321216
It does the tablet stuff right though.
>>51321241
>implying the macbook air isn't one of the most goat laptops out there.
It's hell of a lot better than that ipad pro turd desu senpai
>>51321226
tryhard
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>>51321102
My nvidia shield tab is pretty awesome desu. That has a stylus and shit.
>>51321280
>1366x768
ayylmao
>>51321341
Why would you need more than that senpai? Where do we stop? 8K, 16K, 32K?
Also enjoy your sub 10 hour battery life laptops.
>>51321280
>Air
>not new MB
>>51321368
HP bottom of the barrel stream shit gets 12+ hours nowadays, try again.
>>51321380
>paying more to get a lower battery life
fuck off, the macbook air is perfect.
>>51321301
>tryhard
Typical /b/-tard response, no substance and ad hominem.
Also
pro-tip: it's "try hard" not "tryhard"
>>51321421
Prove it m9001
My mavbook air gets 11+ hours of battery life. I onpy charge it like twice a week.
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>>51321427
Lol my $500 gateway laptop from 5 years ago has that same resolution .
>>51321443
>i eat shit from my hands twice a week
That's nothing to brag about desu senpai.
>>51321442
>confirmed autist and tryhard
You've really hit rock bottom haven't you anon-kun?
>>51321448
But like 3 hours of battery life.
>>51321458
>anon-kun
And now you're a weeb. Even a better reason to get the fuck out of here and back to /b/ or /a/, you can choose.
>>51321427
Why would you need more than 8h anyway? Even Air won't last over a work day but you'd get a great screen for paying bit more, also much faster and bigger SSD. Hell, pretty sure the price difference is barely there if you include SSD/RAM.
>>51321482
Put your trip on so I can filter you faggot.
>>51321453
*rolls eyes*
I'm on your side you know, I think the ipad pro is a huge pile of moldy shit.
>>51321504
>Why would you need more than 8h anyway? Even Air won't last over a work day but you'd get a great screen for paying bit more, also much faster and bigger SSD. Hell, pretty sure the price difference is barely there if you include SSD/RAM.
But I don't want to pay $1,000+ for a new laptop when the one I have just werks and has a better battery life. Also I have a 128GB SD card on mine and I mostly stream on netflix so storage isn't really an issue for me really. In fact I have 100GB free on my sd card that I filled with some music. Maybe I should've just got a 64GB one instead...
>>51317031
Stop forcing this shit meme
>>51321699
You don't stop a meme, the meme stops you
>>51321699
Stop eating shit from your hands.
>>51321723
I was making a joke, it's a shit meme and a meme about shit.
Get it?
>>51321742
FUCK
>>51321742
nice meme
>>51321757
don't feel bad, I didn't get it at first too...
>>51321723
Considered posting on /a/ exclusively
>>51321805
>Considered posting on /a/ exclusively
>Considered
Are you high?
i am a apple fan and let me tell you, being an apple user is actually a great thing. we have beautiful products and we have ugly products. just like any company. tim cook for 1 is a great person, makes great products, and takes care of every one that is in his product line and is glad to do it, and for that he has people that love him around him. also, apple products are one of the best profucts you can have. sometimes they can be really restricted, but they will take care of you no matter what, and the genius bar will help you buy what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish shithead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and an online community that we all love and helps us eat shit out of our hands.
>>51321889
IMPOSTER, you're not cute tomato, fuck off and die.
>>51321914
Ask me a question only the real Cute Tomato would know.
