Overused tech phrases, ill start. Under the hood
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Overused tech phrases, ill start. "Under the hood"
>>51309886
>botnet
>>51309886
Innovation
Open Source
Functional programming.
Sexy
Sleek
>>51309886
D I S R U P T
>>51309886
Tech
Revolutionary.
Evolutionary.
Game changer.
powerful
>this little program here is oh so POWERFUL RROOAAARRR it can eat babies and lift mountains and shit HARHARHAR
>>51309886
CORES
>>51309886
cloud
Next Gen
Awe Inspiring
>>2015 not having Gentoo
>it's got all the bells and whistles
>>51309886
Fucking clouds everywhere!
Integration
Back-end
Dynamic Solutions
I fucking hate working in IT! Its like a game of buzz words!
snappy
"Core" i3/i5/i7
> to help you connect with all your friends
"drill down"
every time i hear the phrase i just want to scream.
> revolutionize
Apple:
I[something]
Micro$oft & others:
My[something]
Misc:
Download
The Cloud
Streaming
Social Media
>>51311015
> Integration with popular social media platforms
NOOO
fool-proof
>implying
performance heavy
>running AutoCad on a thin-client
running something "on the sever"
big data
>100.000 line excel sheets
D A T A B A S E
>sleek
>unique
>industrial
>>51309886
who dat
Cloud
Intuitive
Revolutionary
Touch
Social media
Custom
Integration
Streaming
>rock star
Fuck all you recruiters/HR faggots who use this term as a metric of intelligence or skill.
>>51309969
>Sexy
Gone are the times when this word was associated with women. When did everything went to shit this badly?
>>51309886
"daily driver"
>pic related
>innovative design
>intuitive
>>51309886
intuitive
seemless
S L E E K
L
E
E
K
World changing
desu c++
poo in loo
designated
curry
>>51311407
hello, rajeesh :^)
App
Fucking apps
Im sick of all the weebs saying desu senpai
>>51311641
complain to the retard chink who owns 4chan now (assuming he understands you). he's the one who set the filter.
>>51311838
this to be honest family
>>51309886
PC (meaning not mac)
>>51310879
whats wrong with that
When brits say "good bit of kit"
Ugh.
>>51311500
>>51311500
>>51311500
>>51311500
>>51311500
Fucking this desu. Every little program I write is deemed an "app" by management.
>>51312287
No one here in Kent says that, stop going to shit parts of the UK.
>>51309886
multithreaded applications
>>51309886
The cloud
>Glaxnork Splargian Overdrive Manifold
>Not using the Kleefarg Unity Pulser
Shits so old...
>>51312287
i prefer nice bit'o'kit
also
>kitted out
>swagged out
>merked up
these are acceptable
any reflexive past participle is acceptable
let's get flumped up
that peecee is winched in bruv
etc
what a time to be alive
>>51309886
"object-oriented "
>PREMIUM
ITS JUST FUCKING ALUMINIUM FOR FUCK SAKE
>>51309886
Big data
>>51309886
>women
>diversity
>cyber bullying
>harassment
>baked in
Wasn't this an Android term?
Why is it used for every single device regardless of OS nowadays?
>>51309886
bounce the server
>agile development
>leading-edge technologies
>full stack
>>51312762
>Kent
>Not shit
KekD
Scalable
Innovative
The cloud
Software as a service
>calling your dysfunctional bloatware "[brand] Experience"
>calling your walled garden "ecosystem"
>calling your botnet "cloud"
>app
>CLOUD
>>51313288
"Mmmm you could really feel the preeeeeemium design"
>object oriented
>proprietary
>modern
>>51309886
fanboi
shill
troll
mcse
>>51317251
poor consumershit awwwww someone been calling him names
>>51309886
black box
>>51313457
Underage
App, cloud
"Will change the way you think"
"using our new/the latest x technology"
>app
>cloud
>technology
Not even joking about the last one. Everytine I hear a conercial they always throw that fucking word. Fucking "SKYACTIVE TECHNOLOGEEEE"
>iPad/Macbook killer
Plus it never turns out to be the actual killer of either. I don't get that phrase
"Aliens". Enough said
>>51311500
>>51312719
App has been short for Application for over 30 years, you retards.
Abstraction
>>51313288
Tech review sites are ruining phones for everyone in the name of "premium" because they feel like the have to be so fucking dazzled.
>>51309886
>that pic
So random xDD
>open source
>libre
>botnet
>it just works xD
meme
raid
>Internet of things
>Everything You Need To Know About [insert tech thing here]
Darknet
>>51310116
I hard back-end like 50 times today... fml...
MILITARY GRADE
>>51310066
haha
>>51311177
is that not the most juvenile wording?!?! I almost find it disrespectful desu...
gear
>AMD is good for a budget
connected
'at your fingertips' in commercials
>social media
