>>51308659
This is the thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyprogramming/comments/3sfykh/the_dankest_programming_language_greentext/

simbly ebin :^)

Pretty funny desu senpai

subscribed :DD

Languages like this give esoteric languages a bad name.

Because there are no retarded memeposters on 4chan.
It's not like we have three retarded boards dedicated to retards.

>>51308659
that is so half assed it hurts
almost xkcd tier of half assed
almost

>>51308659
Already existed 4 years ago.
https://github.com/haasn/-g-pl

>>51308990
https://github.com/haasn/-g-pl/blob/master/examples/assertion.gpl

>implying assert isn't >function(x, y)
    >is x y; TIER:
        forever alone

    SHIT TIER: {
        >implying str isn't "Assertion failed! (got "
        >implying str wasn't >add str x;
        >implying str wasn't >add str ", expected ";
        >implying str wasn't >add str y;
        >mfw >add str ")";;
    } 100% accurate

>>51308659
>browsing reddit

>>51308990
>>51308997
This language is BRILLIANT

I'd like to interject
    This file is an example of a g#/g++/-g-pl source file 
    according to current specifications.
Linux

inane Create two new strings
>implying foo isn't "hello"
>implying bar isn't " world"

inane Concatenate them in hw
>implying hw isn't >add foo bar;

inane Output it
>mfw hw;

inane UTF-8 is supported completely
>implying 漢字 isn't "こんにちは、 /じ/"
>mfw 漢字;

inane Ask for the user's name
>mfw "what's your name, faggot?";
>implying name isn't >yfw;

inane Conditional
>is name "nand"; TIER:
    >mfw "power level over 9000";
SHIT TIER:
    >mfw "get out";
100% accurate

inane Lambdas
>implying adder isn't >function(x) >function(y) >add x y;
>implying addfive isn't >adder 5;

>mfw >addfive 3;; inane Will output 8

inane Terminates the program, not explicitly needed but this ensures we have no return type
>forever alone.jpg

>>51308659
>>51308674
>he browses lebbit
go die

>>51308659
Nicely memed.

>>51308659
At least they get their projects done. /g/'s still stuck on making the logo.

>>51308961
>only 3