https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/emotion
This thing can detect emotions, bring it on /g/
>>51299658
this site is like an std infecting every board right now.
>>51299658
>neutral
what the fuck this mean. Shitty algorith cant even do an educated guess.
Before you say anything think about this:
What if a dude comes and says he can read youe feelings, then 70% of the time he says "neutral". Would you believe in his skill?
>>51300074
>>51300065
Doesn't everyone default to neutral?
Wouldn't it makes sense that people are neutral most of the time?
>>51300130
lol
Linus tech tips confirmed for a neutral non-shill reviewer
>>51300110
>>51300045
>Disgust 0.00044
>>51300162
lol
Didn't pick up the cat, what a shame.
I getError:{
"Code": "BadBody",
"Message": "Invalid face image."
}
with this image.
Microsoft confirmed for mustache hatred.
I'm not sure what I expected
I think I win
>>51300567
he's just that good at hiding it
>>51299658
Pure Happiness.
B^)
>fear
He's been found out.
Done this on some porn-stars..
Most of them show disgust, fear, sadness :(.
>>51301238
There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. Did try this for amateur couples?
>>51299658
>https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/emotion
Gates's face has these stats every time, but Jobs loses a small amount of "Happiness" when his hair is swapped to Gates's.
>>51301591
>happiness
>>51300162
You got me friendo
>>51300162
Icwutudidtherr
>>51301632
Neutral stat dubs checked
QUICK SOMEONE DO PEPE
>>51299890
Accurate
Holy shit. The bottom nigger reached maximum happiness.
Piece of shit isn't detecting any of my anime images.
seems legit
>>51300513
Top kek ainsley is the way to true happiness
>>51300655
0 happiness.... führer feels...
>sadness
>>51301860
4 hours in mspaint
>>51299658
Seems right.
> 24% anger
> mfw some poor fuck out there is getting a fucking shitload of meme, hitler and anime pictures because of this
None of my pictures of Yotsuba, Chen, or Akira Kogami will go through.
>>51305305
they should rename this good waifu detector then
>>51305321
>Yotsuba
>waifu
You fucking animal.
>>51300045
>>51299985
Sadness + Happiness = Sarcastic Grin?
>>51305305
Well, this one went through. None of my pictures of Hiroyuki have gone though either
>>51299890
What an autist
I remember seeing this guy in some youtube video and taking a puush of it.
Pretty sure he was excited about something
baka at these results
>tfw anyone has yet to make facial recognition connected to facebook and twitter
Unrelated but I just found out you can slide this open in Chrome instead of clicking it.
Seeing as he was about to go to prison for the rest of his life, he reads as oddly neutral.
Faces with score of 1 are from training set of images.
>>51306537
nicolas?
>>51305502
and now NSA/Microsoft has a good chunk of my image folder.
>>51300379
> pornography
> sadness
seems accurate
MODS, close this marketing shit
>>51306811
goddamn I laughed at that way harder than I should have.
Poor Stallman
>>51306936
0.01266 disgusts
that's all the disgusts he can muster for the nonfree software used to take his photo?
I know this is getting a lot of attention right now, but consider some stuff that never gets a press released and instead is done under the radar
consider that pictures uploaded to onedrive will be automatically tagged with things in the picture.
>this might only work with pictures taken with your camera
I only noticed this yesterday when I saw some of my photos had tags like #text or #cat
Mong haters BTFO. He shows no fear and he keeps his anger in check because he is actually happy with his life.
thread of a lifetime senpai
>>51300379
I was hoping someone would post this one kek
>>51299658
Found a perfect happy
>>51300379
>contempt
diamonds
>>51300655
Sweet prince carries such a burden
>>51300130
Absolutely HAPPY
>>51301519
>nvidia
>>51307336
Here's a nearly perfect happy.
Oh Spock, your emotions...
>>51307393
I see what you did there.
>>51307447
Ephemeral rift asmr?
Gifs work.
Yes. Neutral indeed.
What's the link of that similar online tool that detect what's inside of an image (dog, people etc...)
we played with that month ago
>>51308291
https://www.imageidentify.com/
>>51308435
Yeah, that's the one from Wolfram, but there is another one created by an University (some .edu shit) but i don't remember the link
Whoa, that's pretty cool. And the best thing is that you can get the SDKs to dick around with the stuff yourself.
I could do this all night
poor bastard
bitches dont know bout my sadness
It's really hard to find a pure disgust image
>>51299658
give rating about emotional mapping
perverted society gets boner about reading emotions
fag together all pictures
????
profit(face recognition database)
>it can guess manga
whew
I think this was originally supposed to be a headache
Let your smile shine through, Josef.
would never have guessed
>>51309181
I'm fucking dying
Love you based god
>>51300162
Fucking kek
can somebody run pic related on it?
I can't access the site...
>>51309250
Slut 1.00000
Goodnight folks.
>>51299658
>you will never know the joy of building a clock
>>51299658
idk if I was getting my dick sucked I'd be a lot happier than this rating
HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Color me surprised.
>>51300162
10/10, had me crashing my sides with no survivors there.
>>51309305
This is not his actual photo, PLEASE always use this photo
>>51309423
that shit is neotenous as fuck
I think I confused it
Large mustaches still prevent facial detection. We can still beat Skynet, for now.
>>51300424
It was probably trained in large part on these social disorder emotional training images. Easy dataset for these purposes.
>>51309208
Should have shopped happiness to hunger.
They don't know that feel
>>51309612
It seems to have difficulty with both very subtle and very extreme emotions
Happiness sometimes gets classified as Surprise for instance.
There are also a few categories missing. Sexual arousal is definitely one of them.
It's bullshit, it gives out neutral for everything that isn't smiling and happiness for everything that is not
>>51300287
>happiness
Porn stars are either angry or neutral.
>>51300287
JUST
