Hey /g/ how do you hack a computer

>>51291040
cock ahah

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Grab an axe, and smack it with the sharp end /g/

press the buttons on the keyboard very quickly

>>51291040
Quick

>>51291891
The number of times I've seen this actually used as part of an exploit is many.

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>>51291040
First you have to get a Computer to make a really good movie. Then you have to make the same computer star in a lot of shit movies in a row. Then the Computer will become a hack.

install gentoo, but gently

>>51291040
hackertyper.com

>>51291891
they are called keys

If it's a Windows machine just boot a Linux live flash-drive.
You're in.